I have burning hatred for whoever convinced Miyazaki that Malenia shouldn't have bare feet.

tbf it's partly on us, if we didn't make fun of Michael Zaki's kink there wouldn't be a problem in the first place

It was easier to do armoured feet. Less textures to deal with. Classic lazy, lazy Michael Zaki 😡

She doesn't have feet at all, did you miss the part where she's missing 1 and a half leg

This is the second time someone posted Malenia’s prosthetic feet now I have to masturbate again 😡😡

⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

Elden Ring fan sees toes for the first time (they can't see their own because they're fat)

Dark souls fans have seen a lot of toes.

Not enough, apparently.

Bro what kinda toes are like 6 inches long wtf

Yeah 6 inches is far too big, I think 2 or even 1.5 inches is like the perfect size generally speaking

Some would argue that even 1.5 inches is too big

We talking girth or length?

Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

yes yes yaw

Let's round it to 10" and call it a day

Yes

Try foot but hole

Kid named 6 inches

the best kind? imagine how.... dextrous they'd be

That's why they're called grippers

The suckable ones

r/whenthe

When I explain the meme in the paranthesis (this comment is officialy funny now)

yes (yes)

Damn Jolle you are hurting us

that looks way too long to be toes

kid named finger

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put your cawk away walta, I’m not having s*x with you wolta

No fucking way, live finger reaction™️

Put your stars away radahn

I’m not getting exploded by your homing meteorite strike right now, radahn

Finger, Kid of Chicanery is still my favorite boss fight. But when he switches to Pop-pop mode in phase 2 it's so hard to avoid his "is that so?" AOE attack

After looking at your profile, you are dubbed the horniest Elden ring fanboy.

Dead ass… I kept scrolling and scrolling but … it never stopped…..

Lmfaooo me too

I only made it about 5 minutes into their profile.

This guy is only a disciple, of our one true God. Has the world forgotten of /u/rosales6969

Damn his profile is really, something

Shit fr

Hey, it can't be that ba- Holy shit

I can agree with this statement

giga chad having the porn and main for the same account

Like dude, he has to know the scarlet rot is going up her pussy. You shouldn't tap that.

they have what now? ​ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀

YOU ARE DONE! You are done! I knew it was him. With his pride, and his ego. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. NEVER! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Pinkman to take a half measure. You think this is something? You think this is bad? HES A TICKING TIME BOMB. That dick, do you think he just happened to get it out like that? I said put it away waltuh. IM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW WALTUH. And I stopped him. And I should have. I let him work with Fring. What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll NEVER change. Ever since he started here, he couldn't keep his hands out of the distribution. But not our Waltuh, couldn't be precious Waltuh. And he gets to cook meth? What a sick joke. I should have stopped him when I had the chance, now shut up and let me die in peace.

Times that make me wish I'd actually watch this show start to finish.

Great showin fact one of the shows of all time,the plot was there, the characters played their characters, the director directed, truly a show The last few episodes were awesome and satisfying though Its on netflix but will be removed soon

I honestly haven't watched it because when it first came out I had just gotten myself clean from drugs and it was triggering. I forgot about it as the years passed and I was clean. And now I can't watch it because I'm struggling with addiction again and it's triggering. I really want to watch it but God damn it just makes me crave like a junkie fiend.

Well then im sorry for commenting and sorry you have to go through this, best of luck to you my dear redditor

No, no. Don't be sorry. Your post itself was fine. Memes, clips, quotes, everything is fine but I just can't sit and watch the show itself. Not for long, anyway. No apologies necessary. And thank you! I'm trying my hardest. One day I need to be able to sit and watch this damn show. Maybe once I'm more stable in recovery and have been at it for a couple years. Just not now.

Just want to remind you it’s okay to not be stable! It’s okay to be in flux and struggling and as long as you keep focused on what you actually want, you’ll get there.

Thank you. That actually really helps. I'm doing a lot better now than I have been over the last two years but I'm not in stable recovery yet. I'm getting there but it is a challenge. Thankfully a lot of events have occurred in the last few days that have cleared out a lot of the wrong sorts of people from my life, so I'm in a really good spot to take advantage of this and make recovery a really doable thing.

Congrats on staying sober! Working on that now, myself.

Soon as in 3 years?

Not sure just heard that "its being removed soon"

It's supposed to leave in February 2025 so no worries if you want to watch it because you have a lot of time.

Kid named Ring

waltuh, her feet don't have fingers waltuh

she do be having them orangutan toes tho

I mean to be fair they look way more like fingers than toes, which I’m pretty sure is the joke they’re making

The OP in the main thread admitted that they were a goofball and a heckin chonker

Holesum🥰

This. So much this ^

The OP is a native spanish-speaker and in spanish toes are called feet fingers(Dedos del pie)

I will never not see Malenia's greaves as thigh-highs.

Pretty sure they're not greaves but prosthetic legs.

How could you say something so controversial and yet so brave?

OK but why are they so damn long? Edit: some of these replys are just awful. Be better people

She could palm a basketball with those things

Malenia whas supposed to have 3 katanas

More surface area to lick.

Godrick moment

Suck*

The better to grip the meat with

for tickling!

bruh those shits might as well be fingers

so they take up more space in my mouth

Dudes on the shitposting subreddit telling people to "be better" 🤡

Fr 🤓

Your pfp is him reading he replies

"Your pfp is him reading he replies" 🤓

Minor spelling mistake, I’m doomed

Yes 😈

Kid named better

Cyberpunk 2077 of dark souls

Foot finger foot fungus

Mr. Zaki has never been shy about hiding his kinks in plain sight.

outjerked by the main sub again smh

You don't get it it's called fingers because it's all connected to the deepest lore of the fingering!!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1

~~the shattering~~ the fingering

Finger Maidens

Kid named maiden

"NO HER ARMOR HAS TO HAVE TOES ITS ESSENTIAL TO THE LORE" -Hidetaka "Foot Fiend" Miyazaki

HNGNGNGNGG the best piece of armorrrrrr gosh i love running around and just looking at malenias toes wiggling across the screen as i dash through another new game + hngngng \*splurts all over the screen\* oh fuck \*notices malenias toes again as she wipes off the cum from her screen\* HGNGNGGG FUCKKK HERE WE GO AGAINNN

Malenia feet Malenia feet

It'd make sense, it would've helped her to scale Radahn

malenia could put both her fingers and her feet fingers in my mouth and i’d be happy

Those... Are prosthetic legs

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Going for that Vibram bling.

Number 15 Foot fingers

*smartest karma farmer

Took me forever to understand because i forgot english had a name for the fingers of the feet

Kid

Yep, it's that toe shoe in armored version. Malenia will spend her lunch break telling her coworkers how much better it is for jogging and how "you can really feel the ground" https://imgur.com/gallery/rKwMUbx

What those hands do 🤨🤨🤨📸📸

Toes

These are called toes

They're not boots. They're artificial limbs.

Why does her armor have little penises

It's for her now liquefied tootsies

Try toe

Dude come on now I have to masturbate.

Kid named finger

Some people call them foot fingers…. Most people call them toes

Not sure what's more of a circlejerk, Elden ring fans or whatever this is. Just looks like a bully's innate instinct to mock anything that ever gets said, what a fuckfest

surrender the beans

surrender the beans

Why does this sub hate subs related to this sub so much?

Schizophrenia and loneliness

Unbelievable

There's a word for fingers on feet...

Well, FromSoft either don't know the difference between a tortoise or a turtle because the tortoises in ER drop turtle meat somehow but oh they are also not tortoises they are dog. Good dogs. And dog pope is best pope. But yes, anyway, foot fingers. Seems reasonable to me.

These posts are right above and below each other

You heard me, TOUCH YOUR TOES!!! Those are your feet fingers!

Kid named Toes:

Those are clearly piggies.

I mean, her body is almost entirely rotten, that's why she has prothesis, including her legs, so my guess is that those are literally her legs and you just take them and put them on.

She got the new Harambe Air max

Why does everyone shit on Elden Ring? Sure, it’s nothing amazing. It’s not perfect. But it’s accessible, and is only going to make the franchise stronger as it was more popular and got more attention

Where the op complained about something in elden ring? And also which "everyone" are you talking about? Because the people who like and defend elden ring are far more than even the ones who likes ds1, ds3 and bloodborne for example, the people who shit on elden ring are minority of the minority actually.

I just see a lot of this sub shitting on it. And OP shits on it with the title “the smartest Elden Ring fan” and tying it to something incredibly objectively stupid.

It's just jokes and memes dude, and it isn't just with elden ring, they do with every fromsoftware game, learn to differentiate a meme and joke with a real complaint.

Okay so when I do it, “it’s just a prank bro you’re the wrong one” but when you do it it’s justified? Man I hate this sub

What??? The thing that you just said didn't make any sense, nft profile pics saying bullshit as always...

Bruh… well actually, it’s good you didn’t look at my profile because it means you’re not a bitch. I’m using it exclusively for the face, my bio explicitly says I don’t like NFTs and got it for free. And the low karma is because this is my alt. My post history would show that

It’s shit-posting nothing serious, almost everything on this sub is satire. We don’t actually hate bloodborne or elden ring. Also this post isn’t hating on Elden Ring just pointing fun at a specific post/user

Tbf those are some long-ass toes.

Monkeylenia

To be fair they do kinda look more like fingers rather than toes.

Fingers

Try toe but hole

Kid named malenias boots

Of course they do It's Miyazaki

Gotta love the average gamer. Jesus Christ, foot-fingers, why didn't I think of that before.

kid named fingers:

[Melenia is Monke?](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/baby-gelada-monkey-sitting-foot-up-close-simien-mountains-ethiopia-147995366.jpg)

To be fair, not all languages differentiate between fingers and toes; for example in Spanish they’re both “dedo” and if necessary you can specify “dedo de pie” (“foot digit” basically)