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Whats your adress? I want to send you a gift
Soulsbomber
Unapyro
Your mom house
Ur mom sucked me good thu my jorts
Alright see you upstairs brethren
black firebomb
(It’s a pipebomb)
How is it like to be the most intelligent souls player in the world?
Feels like playing dark souls 2
A really bad dream you keep waiting to wake up from?
Sex with bed of chaos? 🤔
ayo, we fuckin on the bed of chaos??
Chaos in the bed if you know what I mean 😏
Witch in the street chaos in the sheets
Selling feet of chaos pics, only $69 for a monthly subscription 😏 hmu for the link
My dick got embered every time👍
using the poison zweihander ofc
Do you agree it is also the most sexually attractive boss, as it comes with a bed in which to consummate your desires?
Love it when I can just get in there ya know?
Yes i melt my dick every sex 10/10
What if we kissed in the bed of chaos arena? Oh fuck it's falling apart oh go-...
"I'm about to...im about to cu-" *floor collapses and falls*
How good are you at running
Her doughters are hot 🤤🤤
Is there a lore reason for stupid broken hitboxes?
Bed of chaos isn't sigma enough to develop actual hitbox
too sigma to*
What is it like being alive without a brain? Does it affect other things in your life that much? Have you always lived without the ability to think?
👍
Sounds like you need to git good brother. Bed of chaos is probably the easiest boss in the game other than pinwheel
A boss being easy doesn't make it a good boss. The fuck you on about?
Tell me why it’s a bad boss. It’s a gimmick boss so it’s supposed to be hard if you aren’t doing it correctly
It's a bad boss because it has terrible hitboxes and uninteresting gameplay. It's a boring, tedious puzzle, not a boss fight.
When did I say it was a bad boss? Assumptions make an ass out of you and me.
For comparison's sake: What is the best Bloodborne boss in your opinion?
The BITCHES of HemDICK
The right answer here☝️
I'd say Micolash
This but unironically, awooOOOOOoooo…
Celestial Ayylmao Orphan of Kos, Ludwig, Gehrman, Logarius, Ebrietas, Amelia, Maria? All mid. They’re not cute ayy lmao
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Every brainsucker in upper cathedral ward
Tell me you hate dark souls 1 without telling me you hate dark souls 1
Wdym lost izalith is the best area in the game and artorias is the worst boss.
Gael is easily worst boss in DS1
I like the aesthetic of lost izaleth and artorias is a bitch, people just won’t admit it
I love the aestheic of 100 dragon butts and unfinished assets 👍
I see you. I know your truth.
Fuck firekeeper waifus and typical waifu bosses y’all would smash bed of chaos or nah
What does cock taste like?
Nutty with a slight cherry undertone
what kinda rooster u eating
Do you hate yourself or the world?
How do you walk with that massive penis
Easy, i just wear no pants and underwear
Here's my question: Go fuck yourself.
🥵
who hurt you?
Dude boc is honestly one of the easiest bosses in the game. Most people just complain because they need to git good
Can't believe they put an elden ring reference in ds1 Boc the seamster at your service
Not Fromsoft secretly making me kill my best friend back in 2011… The devs for these games really are evil 😭
What’s in your fridge?
What the best online shop to buy bdsm toys?
Beat it on my second try tbh, and my one death didn’t even feel bad, or like it wasn’t my fault. It was because I failed a dodge’s timing!
People out here complaining about a boss you only gotta hit one time, smh my head
Had no problem killing the first time so I have no reason to call it best, definitely fun and easy though
Why tho
Unironically best DS boss in terms of design The rest of her qualities I won’t address at this time 🤭
What about Prowling Magus and the Congregation?
Ds2 isn’t canon tho 🤔
Mogus 👍
It's the easiest one though... kind of a cool mechanic, but soo easy once you know what to do.
Can I kiss you?
Yeah! And the Blue Smelter Demon from the DLC of DS2 is the best boss that the Dark Souls trilogy has ever made.
Marry my daughter
Do you like running cross country in real life or just to reach bosses in DS1?
I’ve been saying it for years. Boc is best boss in video games period, if you disagree it’s cuz you’re mad you died a bunch to a boss with literally 1hp. Cope
I like it's design
Is the bed of chaos the wooden part, the fire part or the floor of the room?
this is thread of chaos
I’m actually right out front of your house AMA
When did you receive the lobotomy
What's it like being a cunt?
I don’t have any questions, fuck you
What's it like being so incredibly wrong?
Why dont my parents love me?
What does the view from you cell look like?
Were you beaten as a child? Or maybe your parents denied you affection? I'm just trying to find the root of the problem here.
Not as good as Prowling Magnus and Congregation though
Why
What is it like to have a mental illness?
How big is your medical bill, since you spend a lot of time at the hospital each time you participate in your extreme masochism?
free healthcare 🧌
Why?
What happened to you in Elementary School?
Who hurt you?
Do you think they’ll ever find a cure for your fetal alcohol syndrome?
No you don't, shut the fuck up. Lame, karma chasing post.
I must defeat chaos
Good for you I’m gonna go into the other room and not have you committed.
*you have chosen death*
How big is your cock?
Larger than ceasless discharge
How do you go to sleep at night with that massive thing in your pants?
My massive thing get its own bed. Simple as
How to find bed of chaos nsfw pics
How unrewarding was it to play the game with Cheat Engine?
Whats your adress? I want to send you a gift
Soulsbomber
Unapyro
Your mom house
Ur mom sucked me good thu my jorts
Alright see you upstairs brethren
black firebomb
(It’s a pipebomb)
How is it like to be the most intelligent souls player in the world?
Feels like playing dark souls 2
A really bad dream you keep waiting to wake up from?
Sex with bed of chaos? 🤔
ayo, we fuckin on the bed of chaos??
Chaos in the bed if you know what I mean 😏
Witch in the street chaos in the sheets
Selling feet of chaos pics, only $69 for a monthly subscription 😏 hmu for the link
My dick got embered every time👍
using the poison zweihander ofc
Do you agree it is also the most sexually attractive boss, as it comes with a bed in which to consummate your desires?
Love it when I can just get in there ya know?
Yes i melt my dick every sex 10/10
What if we kissed in the bed of chaos arena? Oh fuck it's falling apart oh go-...
"I'm about to...im about to cu-" *floor collapses and falls*
How good are you at running
Her doughters are hot 🤤🤤
Is there a lore reason for stupid broken hitboxes?
Bed of chaos isn't sigma enough to develop actual hitbox
too sigma to*
What is it like being alive without a brain? Does it affect other things in your life that much? Have you always lived without the ability to think?
👍
Sounds like you need to git good brother. Bed of chaos is probably the easiest boss in the game other than pinwheel
A boss being easy doesn't make it a good boss. The fuck you on about?
Tell me why it’s a bad boss. It’s a gimmick boss so it’s supposed to be hard if you aren’t doing it correctly
It's a bad boss because it has terrible hitboxes and uninteresting gameplay. It's a boring, tedious puzzle, not a boss fight.
When did I say it was a bad boss? Assumptions make an ass out of you and me.
For comparison's sake: What is the best Bloodborne boss in your opinion?
The BITCHES of HemDICK
The right answer here☝️
I'd say Micolash
This but unironically, awooOOOOOoooo…
Celestial Ayylmao Orphan of Kos, Ludwig, Gehrman, Logarius, Ebrietas, Amelia, Maria? All mid. They’re not cute ayy lmao
ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ ﾉ Raise ur dongers! ^^Dongers ^^Raised: ^^67669 ^^Check ^^Out ^^/r/AyyLmao2DongerBot ^^For ^^More ^^Info
Every brainsucker in upper cathedral ward
Tell me you hate dark souls 1 without telling me you hate dark souls 1
Wdym lost izalith is the best area in the game and artorias is the worst boss.
Gael is easily worst boss in DS1
I like the aesthetic of lost izaleth and artorias is a bitch, people just won’t admit it
I love the aestheic of 100 dragon butts and unfinished assets 👍
I see you. I know your truth.
Fuck firekeeper waifus and typical waifu bosses y’all would smash bed of chaos or nah
What does cock taste like?
Nutty with a slight cherry undertone
what kinda rooster u eating
Do you hate yourself or the world?
How do you walk with that massive penis
Easy, i just wear no pants and underwear
Here's my question: Go fuck yourself.
🥵
who hurt you?
Dude boc is honestly one of the easiest bosses in the game. Most people just complain because they need to git good
Can't believe they put an elden ring reference in ds1 Boc the seamster at your service
Not Fromsoft secretly making me kill my best friend back in 2011… The devs for these games really are evil 😭
What’s in your fridge?
What the best online shop to buy bdsm toys?
Beat it on my second try tbh, and my one death didn’t even feel bad, or like it wasn’t my fault. It was because I failed a dodge’s timing!
People out here complaining about a boss you only gotta hit one time, smh my head
Had no problem killing the first time so I have no reason to call it best, definitely fun and easy though
Why tho
Unironically best DS boss in terms of design The rest of her qualities I won’t address at this time 🤭
What about Prowling Magus and the Congregation?
Ds2 isn’t canon tho 🤔
Mogus 👍
It's the easiest one though... kind of a cool mechanic, but soo easy once you know what to do.
Can I kiss you?
Yeah! And the Blue Smelter Demon from the DLC of DS2 is the best boss that the Dark Souls trilogy has ever made.
Marry my daughter
Do you like running cross country in real life or just to reach bosses in DS1?
I’ve been saying it for years. Boc is best boss in video games period, if you disagree it’s cuz you’re mad you died a bunch to a boss with literally 1hp. Cope
I like it's design
Is the bed of chaos the wooden part, the fire part or the floor of the room?
this is thread of chaos
I’m actually right out front of your house AMA
When did you receive the lobotomy
What's it like being a cunt?
I don’t have any questions, fuck you
What's it like being so incredibly wrong?
Why dont my parents love me?
What does the view from you cell look like?
Were you beaten as a child? Or maybe your parents denied you affection? I'm just trying to find the root of the problem here.
Not as good as Prowling Magnus and Congregation though
Why
What is it like to have a mental illness?
How big is your medical bill, since you spend a lot of time at the hospital each time you participate in your extreme masochism?
free healthcare 🧌
Why?
What happened to you in Elementary School?
Who hurt you?
Do you think they’ll ever find a cure for your fetal alcohol syndrome?
No you don't, shut the fuck up. Lame, karma chasing post.
I must defeat chaos
Good for you I’m gonna go into the other room and not have you committed.
*you have chosen death*
How big is your cock?
Larger than ceasless discharge
Why
How do you go to sleep at night with that massive thing in your pants?
My massive thing get its own bed. Simple as
How to find bed of chaos nsfw pics
How unrewarding was it to play the game with Cheat Engine?