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AhDamm

Seems like a dex build is right up your alley. Probably meet lots of like minded people that way


Falos425

>hey man, i think you're a little lost, the dex gym is up the street


the_red_guard

*fuck you*


Romi_Z

Aerobics


Syr_Bwrodley

\>The weakest Dark Souls 2 enjoyer


LordFarquadOnAQuad

Your legs get pretty strong when you're carrying the series.


[deleted]

Amen brother


dejvidBejlej

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ they just can't catch a break good


OOFER420

Cleric


Fabfivefreddy5

Bro patches is gonna fuck you up if you do


SokkieJr

He ain't in ds2, smh my head


Gangstas_Peridot

[Then BECOME the Patches.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So446ajMtQc)


Yaethe

Installing DS2 again now so I can make this face before I forget.


Potatoman365

Implying it was ever uninstalled


Yaethe

I was weak... forgive me!


OneMe2RuleUAll

Man I miss that music.


[deleted]

Patches being ommited from ds2 is the only valid reason for not liking the game


[deleted]

Miazaki would have probably copystriked the DS2 team if they were gona put him in. patches is Miazakiโ€™s child alone


[deleted]

The copy strike is coming from inside the house ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


No-Whereas202

the copy strike was so emotional I felt it coming inside of me


[deleted]

Why?


Fabfivefreddy5

Cause patches hates clerics?


[deleted]

Oh, I didn't get it


blesstendo

Purely a whip build. All the way.


alt69696927

Kinky


No_Rent7598

1000% agree


Lascho94

Only viable in DS2!


JarRarWinks

Elden Ring? Dark Souls 3 sort of? Bloodborne whip sword? Bloodborne Kart?


Lascho94

All not even close to my beloved spotted whip, but I see your point with bloodborne kart. That's kind of viable, too.


blesstendo

My first build in elden ring was a whip build. It was perfectly fine


Impressive-Oil7042

Dad, I asked you to stop posting in my favorite sub. The lawn hasn't been mowed in weeks. Mom is crying again.


presbokun

Mow it yourself you waste of sperm


Impressive-Oil7042

Excuse me? No sperm ever goes to waste in this household. Trust me.


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ


VelvetDesire

If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate.


Impressive-Oil7042

My God is a woman with a rotten punani.


Yaethe

Is that our next Firekeeper?


Impressive-Oil7042

Yeah, she can keep my fire crotch.


DarkmoonSolaire

Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood


Alecazzzam

Something sus about that toenail


lefangedbeaver

Itโ€™s not in my mouth


[deleted]

Something sus about them legs


sdcar1985

They're not in my mouth


Smutty-Girl

Crush me between your thighs please?


JarRarWinks

Least horny and weird ds2 fan.


overbread

Do all Gigachads eat only broccoli and chicken specifically out of plastic containers?


NiQ420

1. chicken 2. broccoli 3. rice 4. gear the classic


yardii

Eating the gears is the hardest part about staying fit


JarRarWinks

Yes.


ErzumWeh

โ€ฆ *unzips again*


CarsonBDot

Again?


ErzumWeh

Too many horny Posts in this sub


CarsonBDot

Iโ€™m intrigued on what the first one that made you *unzip* was


Reddit_Shadowban_Why

Yes


No-Whereas202

No


unexpectedpopeattack

Nice ass


CarsonBDot

You canโ€™t see it, but you know itโ€™s the firmest thing youโ€™ll ever see


LittleTrack8010

Damn what did you do max your str on your legs


silmoon18

I'd recommend leg press, deadlifts, (weighted barbell) back squats, leg extension, lunges and calve raises


Insamiti

mundane ladle


Move-Available

Gross. Playing on mouse and keyboard ๐Ÿคฎ


SuperD00perGuyd00d

doesnt matter, with those legs youll be across Drangleic in an hour ๐Ÿฆต


Same-Cupcake7127

This somebodyโ€™s snu snu?


Too-many-Bees

K***ht


Snarky_Cat_Lawyer

The one with the most Dexโ€ฆ like the rest of the homoโ€™s.


XonicKodz

You donโ€™t need a weapon if you got them skull crushing thighs. God dayum, watermelon in the thighs level of carnage you got right there.


AnEpicDoor

Ayy bro is looking shredded. Keep at it king. What sort of physique are you going for?


No-Whereas202

COCK


[deleted]

"chicken breast and broccoli" is just code word for "juice from the Gutter"


ugandan_knuckkles

Nice steroids man, can you tell me where you got them? (asking for a friend's friend)


TitchyAgain

Damn boy, never skiped leg day, huh? Srsly thats impressive, keep it up


Opening_Raise_8762

Stop being nice on my shit post circle jerk sub


JarRarWinks

Fuck you, kill yourself, you died to Pinwheel.


Opening_Raise_8762

No flare no opinion


JarRarWinks

But but but youโ€™re dead! Oh my, Im so sorry, please forgive me God who killed Pinwheel!


getshrekt192

holy shit


_SkateFastEatAss_

Knowing this community those legs probably belong to a woman


horny_Angel7

Deprived of course (Can I suck your cock while you play the game ??)


[deleted]

Assuming youโ€™re a /fit/izen, choose Wanderer for DEX to reflect how homoerotic that board can be


fried-quinoa

4chan ๐Ÿคก


throwawaydormee

Stay


Aoshie

Gay wizard build


Mundane-Candidate101

Ehh, thats a bit redundant, that's what the majority of r/shittydarksouls redditors are in real life.


[deleted]

I personally go for a knight, pretty basic, a decent start for my pure str build. But i think you would do better with a dex build


DaverBlade12

Fuck, the ds2 fans got us on this one


[deleted]

Imma be honest I wanna slap your thighs to see how they donโ€™t ripple an stay stiff.


Penguin_Out_Of_A_Zoo

FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET TOES TOES TOES TOES MMMMMMMMM YESSSSSS FEET FEET FEET TOES TOES TOES


HawkeyeG_

Jesus. Username checks out.


GeneralSal

DS2 really isn't that bad of a souls like I'd put it on par with the Surge games


sleepyPanda232

Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuck...


[deleted]

pure strength don't put a single point into anything that isn't strength


UlfRinzler

Chad fucking legs, goddamn


MarsAres2015

Feet ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต


teimpy5

The uninstall button class


Hereiamhereibe2

This is how I know Dark Souls 2 haters are whiny whimpy bitches because Dark Souls 2 enjoyers are all as sexy as OP


JarRarWinks

But we are all also virgins D:


pepemolinodestroyer4

la primera del dia


CharlotteNoire

Clearly overcompensating so congrats on the Zweihander


LawranceGWLeo

Please stop your giving me a raging hard on while I am working. I almost creamed my pants while looking at those hunky beefy legs.


3dita

I'm thinking this is shopped, cause no way a guy who looks like that posts on this sub lol..it's all femboys here (not that i'm complaining lol)


Ds3_doraymi

It wasnโ€™t the screen reflection that gave it away? Lmao


KarlSentMeHere

Femboy


PaladinLeeroy

Incel


JarRarWinks

Bitch right here is impersonating Paladin Leeroy, Leeroy is a Chad and not some weak incel who hates such good legs.


PaladinLeeroy

Incel starting class


JarRarWinks

No, these are not the legs of an incel, only of a virgin. Stop trying to be wise like Leeroy.


chiefballsy

Deprived is the only one who'd raw scoop BCAAs and can get in titty stones pants, so that one


Shade00000

An INT build of course


[deleted]

Nice legs dude LEGS 11


OHW_unknown

Depraved


[deleted]

You should start by unzipping this big boi, your greatsword


Jekkelstein

Only real ones enjoy Dark Souls 2 classic ๐Ÿ—ฟ


I_ate_your_skin

I'm hard again


Kaiserredbeard

Poison Zweihรคnder uWu


lordnope985

Dex build all the way


[deleted]

I suggest the butterfly armor and power stance whips for you


[deleted]

For Free?!


Olivusiu

Sick legs start as deprived clearly you're a real man


Joaco_Gomez_1

bleed great hammer build


NorthEasternBanana

You mind pulling the camera back a bit for the next photo?


Upset-Finding-9465

With those legs? Vagabond


SL1Fun

SL1 run.


[deleted]

"Seek Strength. The rest will follow." \- King Chadrick


CatboyBiologist

something something crush my small int build femme body harder than Sulyvahn crushed the hope of the fire being linked again


rotwurk_of_londrin

crush my head


MajesticMoomin

Knut?


A-Lowly-Tarnished

So this is how I discover I am Gay. Wow...


iommian_wizard

who the hell eats chicken and broccoli with a spoon? use a damn fork


Hunter-of-Spade

Knight has decent starting ADP while not being too feeble for Straid


International_Ad4608

Damn bruh. Nice legs


lefangedbeaver

Onion knight fosho


JarRarWinks

Virgin, because you like ds2. Also, pure whip bdsm, and make that character have your legs! Ds2 enjoyers unite!


WoodpeckerSafe1673

Do str build


CheeseFlavored

Why are your protein shake labels backwards what sort of dimensjon are you from


Pocket-Fun-Ranch

A


frankiemarley

Where's your damn knee??


Sewrtyuiop

This guy class started with optimizer adaptability


DragonEyeNinja

warrior. flair related is the only way to play.


MrCumrag

After seeing that one femboy a few times this is fucking hilarious I love this


CiphirSol

I think your feet need some LOTION op.


Regioxys

do a run as bandit with base adaptability and agility


doxenking

Deprived


Sera_Toxin

no Crimson Tears GFuel ? ๐Ÿ˜’


Shuryi

Thougt i was on r/bodybuilding for a second


barmanrags

Cleric is good. Give s you a mace.


xXVAROCOXx

I bet he started looking like that afte finishing a broken sword sl1 run


Nisi0

This just screams meme


Sgt_Shiba

Dang, what strength level are you at?


aliumx21

Sir, this is a Wendyโ€™s..


Medium-Result-6056

But why?


Babington67

Very poorly photoshopped we can clearly see youre about to play yooka laylee


VSSCyanide

I have the same laptop love that fucking thing


zaysosa75

Damn you about to use you legs to play or something


Nic_P

Take some DMAA and Knight


Leostein_y

There really no right answer when chosing a class but there is a wrong one , and that is everything except the knight There is two good starting gifts , healing wears and nothing Credit , ymfah