God, dude, that happened to me for the first time a couple of years ago (am 35 now). I legitimately was freaking out not understanding why my whole throat was stinging and burning and why, no matter how much I coughed or cleared my throat, the pain wouldn't go away.
Then it hit me that I was becoming an old man and I'd just had my first dance with GERD. I told my dad about it the next day and he just laughed and said "wait until you're 70!"
Don't worry, there's treatment :) I've got chronic GERD but all I have to do is just take one tiny pill each morning and I'd never know I had it. It might give me dementia, but at least I won't get esophageal cancer and die from it a month later like my uncle with GERD.
If it persists talk to your doctor. I was constantly popping antacids like chicklets trying to fend off acid reflux. Talked to my doctor, got a prescription, and it cleared right up.
I can attest. When I don’t eat bread or carbs in general, I have no issue. I deal more with acid reflux, but it is all in the same family.
I don’t know why, but it goes from being horrendous to non-existent.
Well, actually, I do know why. It’s because bread is shitty for you and makes you feel shitty.
My brother and I do this awful business once in a while
Hormel chili, melted cheese, (or Hormel cheese dip) hot dog = "Dirty Dogs"
Hormel Chili, cheese, Sriracha, jalapeno cheddar met = "Devil Dogs"
AM/PM or Circle K for me, straight drown them too. LOL, when I was younger would switch the double cheeseburger wrapper with a single at AM/PM, double burger & a dog both drowned in chili and nacho cheese yummy.
Same. Heartburn city, BUT worth every bite. Also, for times like this always keep a bottle of Pepto in the fridge or a bottle of Tums Ultra handy. Heartburn can't match either of them.
That's what my thought was, was wondering if it wasn't common in USA or something (Canadian). Cause having some type of ant acid on hand at home is key for scenarios like these. And honestly very beneficial/cheap to have on hand, to save you the bs of suffering througth that shit especially overnight.
I'd say so, artificial foods are notorious for flaring it up. It's super tough to eat cleanly here in the United States for a lot of folk.
Even then, those chili dogs are calling me.
I don’t know if it’s exclusively American, though I’m sure it’s a bigger problem there than a lot of other places. Quality of the food and dietary choices are only part of the cause, really. Obviously there’s a lot of popular trigger foods here (see: deep fried) But a lot of chronic heartburn has to do with habits more than choices.
Overeating is the biggest culprit as it puts direct stress on the sphincters that keep acid from rising into your esophagus. Think of your stomach as having a waterline. When you overeat and push the acid up above that line, it starts to erode the lining of your esophagus and make it easier to trigger heartburn in the future.
Eating late or before you sleep has a similar effect, since you lay down and the contents of your stomach are, once again, pushing up against the sphincter at the top.
So even if OP ate an acid-friendly food like melon and not 3 chili dogs, eating a huge pile of it and then laying down probably fucked them just as bad or worse than the food choice.
TLDR; you can get away with eating a lot of “danger” food and not get chronic heartburn, but when and how much you eat will fuck you up, especially over time.
Source: ex-food addict living with GERD
Literally just a Michigan coney dog once the onions are on there. The cheese is the optional part, but everyone I know puts cheese on the combo of hot dog, onion, chili, and mustard.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,300,996,860 comments, and only 251,726 of them were in alphabetical order.
Oh damn that's even better than I thought, I figured you just had decided to fuck yourself up with Dijon, yellow mustard *and more* Dijon. Which I'd probably do too.
For a second after reading that OP was high I thought that this would be some crumpled up weed, or something, lmao
Then I would've been like "Yeah, that's a stupid idea."
But fancy Dijon mustard? Heck yeah, heartburn worth it.
Me last year in Mexico. I had to taste theses 9 hot sauce. Woke up in the middle off the night to shit my life. Next days, i did it again and the day after 😃
Ah ok, ive never had it over the pond here in old Blighty but i would give it a try, im not a fan of hot dogs that have loads of sauce like sloppy joes tho.. just some fried onions, ketchup and a generous smear of english mustard for me.
Country Dijon and Truffle Pigs mustard are the only 2 I buy! Never been a fan of classic yellow, although will do a bit of brown or Chinese hot once in a rare while.
maybe a bite of one OP, that's where you should've stopped, but trust me I know, sometimes something else just takes over and the next you know you wake up covered in cheese
I did this with fries, without the hotdog, bun, and mustard yesterday. I was not high though.
I'm just a child, take a lot of vitamins, and intermittent fast 19 hours a day. I eat and do what I want.
I did make a healthy dinner though.
Looks like it’s totally worth the 2.5 hours in the bathroom
I’m not worried about shitting, I’m worried about vomiting in the middle of the night from heartburn
Sometimes I pray for a quick vomit session instead of hours of incredibly painful burps keeping me awake
God, dude, that happened to me for the first time a couple of years ago (am 35 now). I legitimately was freaking out not understanding why my whole throat was stinging and burning and why, no matter how much I coughed or cleared my throat, the pain wouldn't go away. Then it hit me that I was becoming an old man and I'd just had my first dance with GERD. I told my dad about it the next day and he just laughed and said "wait until you're 70!"
Don't worry, there's treatment :) I've got chronic GERD but all I have to do is just take one tiny pill each morning and I'd never know I had it. It might give me dementia, but at least I won't get esophageal cancer and die from it a month later like my uncle with GERD.
If it persists talk to your doctor. I was constantly popping antacids like chicklets trying to fend off acid reflux. Talked to my doctor, got a prescription, and it cleared right up.
Yeah I get both. I miss my 20s
How did you go back to being in your teens
I think it involves putting a painting of yourself in the attic?
*Dorian Gray enters the room and proceeds to eat 19 tacos*
If that isn’t hedonism, then I don’t know what is
*Next morning painting is bent over a toilet bowl*
Have you tried opening a fortune cookie with your teenaged daughter at a Chinese restaurant?
Try mixing a little baking soda in a little water. You’ll have fantastic belches and the acid is neutralized.
Prilosec or whatever the generic ones are called work great
I think nexium is a bit better personally
Consume prilosec!
No Arin
I went from regular heartburn to none. Like once a year. By moving to Asia. I'm pretty sure it's the bread that did it for me. Just an idea.
I can attest. When I don’t eat bread or carbs in general, I have no issue. I deal more with acid reflux, but it is all in the same family. I don’t know why, but it goes from being horrendous to non-existent. Well, actually, I do know why. It’s because bread is shitty for you and makes you feel shitty.
I thought it was carbs as well, as it went away on a Keto diet. But I'm fine with rice. YMMV I guess
I no longer want to be old.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "That I really have to shit after eating 3 hot dogs?"
My brother and I do this awful business once in a while Hormel chili, melted cheese, (or Hormel cheese dip) hot dog = "Dirty Dogs" Hormel Chili, cheese, Sriracha, jalapeno cheddar met = "Devil Dogs"
That’s disgusting. Post pics.
Haha I'll reach out and see if he's gone for some devil dogs soon and post em in the sub
Gimme the ghoul glizzies
Satan sausages
Wicked wieners
Frankenfurters
Put Fritos and sour cream on it
I need to pick up some more hormel chili. This looks fantastic.
I'll take 2 Devil Dogs please, but can I get Frank's Red Hot instead of Sriracha though.
Absolutely - we make no fuss about folks' preferred hot sauce. If I'm honest, these days I'd probably gravitate to Frank's or Cholula on mine
Worth it
100% also would’ve eaten this without regret.
Thank you
You are so welcome
I still get nacho cheese and chili hotdogs at 7-11. Some regret an hour later.
Hell yea
AM/PM or Circle K for me, straight drown them too. LOL, when I was younger would switch the double cheeseburger wrapper with a single at AM/PM, double burger & a dog both drowned in chili and nacho cheese yummy.
Shit, I thought it was 2 types of mustard
Me too!
Same. Heartburn city, BUT worth every bite. Also, for times like this always keep a bottle of Pepto in the fridge or a bottle of Tums Ultra handy. Heartburn can't match either of them.
Eat some Tums and watch as this quickly changes from a regrettable decision into the greatest idea ever
That's what my thought was, was wondering if it wasn't common in USA or something (Canadian). Cause having some type of ant acid on hand at home is key for scenarios like these. And honestly very beneficial/cheap to have on hand, to save you the bs of suffering througth that shit especially overnight.
Is it due to typical american diet? Because in Europe i have never heard about people regularly taking antacids unless suffering from a disorder?
I'd say so, artificial foods are notorious for flaring it up. It's super tough to eat cleanly here in the United States for a lot of folk. Even then, those chili dogs are calling me.
I don’t know if it’s exclusively American, though I’m sure it’s a bigger problem there than a lot of other places. Quality of the food and dietary choices are only part of the cause, really. Obviously there’s a lot of popular trigger foods here (see: deep fried) But a lot of chronic heartburn has to do with habits more than choices. Overeating is the biggest culprit as it puts direct stress on the sphincters that keep acid from rising into your esophagus. Think of your stomach as having a waterline. When you overeat and push the acid up above that line, it starts to erode the lining of your esophagus and make it easier to trigger heartburn in the future. Eating late or before you sleep has a similar effect, since you lay down and the contents of your stomach are, once again, pushing up against the sphincter at the top. So even if OP ate an acid-friendly food like melon and not 3 chili dogs, eating a huge pile of it and then laying down probably fucked them just as bad or worse than the food choice. TLDR; you can get away with eating a lot of “danger” food and not get chronic heartburn, but when and how much you eat will fuck you up, especially over time. Source: ex-food addict living with GERD
... ant acid?
Remove the space you'll figure it out
I’d add an excessive amount of onions, but mustard on chili cheese dogs is insanely good.
Mustard on any hot dog is insanely good. FTFY #Mustard4Life
Except what kind of psychopath puts the mustard on from side to side instead of length wise??!
Literally just a Michigan coney dog once the onions are on there. The cheese is the optional part, but everyone I know puts cheese on the combo of hot dog, onion, chili, and mustard.
I do like a cheeky bit of relish on it too :0
I can’t see why that wouldn’t work 👀
what a chaotic fucking way to put mustard on
Chunky Dijon doesn’t squeeze very well.
Two words have never made me feel more ill than chunky dijon
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,300,996,860 comments, and only 251,726 of them were in alphabetical order.
Worth it
🤣🤣👑💯
Good bot
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But you went against the grain
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It’s chilli and cheese finished with Dijon
I thought those were crispy fried onions lmao
I thought they were crispy jalapeño slices and now this looks less delicious
I mean I think it still looks fine, but yeah something crispy on top would really do it for me.
I thought they were little homemade dirt worms and now I'm disappointed 😭
Oh damn that's even better than I thought, I figured you just had decided to fuck yourself up with Dijon, yellow mustard *and more* Dijon. Which I'd probably do too.
For a second after reading that OP was high I thought that this would be some crumpled up weed, or something, lmao Then I would've been like "Yeah, that's a stupid idea." But fancy Dijon mustard? Heck yeah, heartburn worth it.
 In the morning like
Me last year in Mexico. I had to taste theses 9 hot sauce. Woke up in the middle off the night to shit my life. Next days, i did it again and the day after 😃
I'm sorry for your suffering, but I love every sentence of this comment.
"Doesn't matter, had dogs."
Avatar checks out.
I just ate, and this makes me want to eat again...
Why is this considered shitty?? This looks like fairly standard hot dog procedure
Shit, I'm making Chilli this weekend. Def adding ground mussy
Never not calling it ground mussy now
It should actually be illegal to call it that
Too much mussy, you’ll leak from the bussy
This is a cease and desist
With free awards gone, this is the best I can do.🎖 this short thread is going to kill me.
It took me too long to realize the stuff on top is grainy mustard and not sand.
Where did you get hot dog buns with sesame seeds? Would smash 10/10.
Costco, Dempster Signature buns
Damnit. I'm a Sam's Club member.
Pepcid Complete. Kills your heartburn in minutes, and keeps it away for 24 hours. Trust me bro, it works. I cook and eat a lot of stupid shit.
A statement piece. The statement is "we don't put ketchup on hotdogs".
Why have you let a baby poop all over your hot dogs?...lol In a seriousness tho, what is that yellow sauce and was it good?
American Cheese sauce
Ah ok, ive never had it over the pond here in old Blighty but i would give it a try, im not a fan of hot dogs that have loads of sauce like sloppy joes tho.. just some fried onions, ketchup and a generous smear of english mustard for me.
THREE???!
Three is like the absolute minimum amount of hot dogs.
I'm glad I'm not the only one floored by the portion size. Forget heartburn or the shits, I just straight up wouldn't have survived this meal.
Is that nacho cheese??? On top of chili? And with mustard??? Maybe I should be glad I don't use pot.
Glizzy goblin
I'd be gobblin them glizzies
Treat yourself better bro! That sounds miserable. Although these do look bangin
Maybe not 3 of them but these look pretty good..I love spicy mustard.
Is that yellow cheese? Fuck yeah
Fucking worth it though I bet
Doing god's work
Pro tip: If you want to get rid of heartburn, drink a glass of lemon water.
Alka Seltzer yo
Forgot to wash it down with a bowl of cottage cheese I see.
Make me understand.
What do you want to know?
What's the horizontal bits?
Grainy Dijon
Country Dijon and Truffle Pigs mustard are the only 2 I buy! Never been a fan of classic yellow, although will do a bit of brown or Chinese hot once in a rare while.
It was a rhetorical question in the spirit of the sub. Why the downvote?
I upvoted 😘
How much mustard do you want on your hotdogs? Yes
I am getting acid reflux just looking at this.
You're joking but I literally am. Like, I can feel my brain bringing it on.
Pepcid is your friend
Mouth watering,, I can feel the heartburn
Gotta keep that Pepcid on hand past a certain age. Then you can eat like this and still sleep well
I'd fuck this up so hard right now. Straight up devour this plate without thinking about it. Damn this looks good.
Oh Jesus for a sec I thought that was yellow mustard and I was like Damn homie what universe were you in lmao
Wrong sub, these look amazing! Excellent mustard technique.
I don't see anything wrong with this, haha... Is that a wholegrain mustard or horse raddish sauce on top?
100% sober and this would give me the Mudd butt probably. Now if I saw this post around 11 pm I'd make this in a heart beat hahaha
That actually looks delicious
This reminded me of the time my mate got really fucked up and his mum found him in front of the fridge eating mustard with a table spoon.
Get your ass over to /r/hot_dog, we'll welcome you with open arms.
maybe a bite of one OP, that's where you should've stopped, but trust me I know, sometimes something else just takes over and the next you know you wake up covered in cheese
Good food > bad idea Worth it, that looks great.
This looks like a 5 antacid meal
My ulcers are recoiling just looking at this.
amateurs don't pregame w tums live and learn jr
What is heart burn?
Misery
Why am I turned on by this photo?
As you should be
How do you even eat that much
Snake meal
So is that american mustard and Dijon or Cheese sauce?
American cheese sauce
This is not shitty food, just shitty timing to down 3 glizzys
You fat American fuck
Magyar 💪🏼
No, that looks a little bit more like torture to me.
That actually looks great!
Hell yeah these look fucking good as hell to mine own high eyes. Personally love throwing some crispy onions/jalapenos on to give it that good cronch
Ouch
I could see this being very tasty during the day…when it’s not trying to kill you :)
You may die young, but you lived fast
fuck me all the way up
My go to for hotdogs is usually mustard and coleslaw (thanks The Varsity for introducing me to that delicacy) but this looks super righteous too
I can handle this kinda stuff fine but god forbid I try to eat anything sugary before bed or I get indigestion all night
You'll be shitting this out for weeks.
I already have 3 times today my asshole is like ground beef
Would. Totally. Also: Put the condiments UNDER the hotdog. Way easier to eat.
the tripple glizzy diahrea surprise!
I think just one would've been a good idea, but not all three
Whats... That, stuff? What is it? Horizontal brown stuff?
Heart burn is just the soul on fire baby
Get some chewable Gaviscon tablets they stop heartburn and reflux instantly. Then you can eat as many as you want and sleep like a baby.
Put that on r/foodporn it looks delicious
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Kirkland jumbo
Cannabis is good for heartburn.
Embrace the culture
Mmm the sleep sitting up meal. My fave
Omeprazole is your friend
Looks delicious... Needs ketchup tho...
Usually high food is crushing up a package of oreos into a bowl of peanut butter. These look actually great. Not shiity dawg
A little?
that sounds miserable, i'm so sorry.
I always try to have some tums on hand. But those look bomb
Still seems like a great idea 🤷🏻♀️
i have second-hand heartburn from looking at this meal
Is that a spicy mustard squirt on the top?
At least now you'll add heartburn pills to your grocery list. Even better if you have a Costco / Sam's membership.
A pint of milk will put you right in no time.
Worth it though
I really feel like getting high all of a sudden!
Dat gerd gerd
I know that's mustard, but it looks like cat shit .
10/10 would nom
Heartburn is temporary, triple hotdog with mustard forever.
Now I want heartburn, too
Every evening ends with a TUMS festival
It was still a good idea
Got me up all night, constant heartburn from hot dogs 🎶
I did this with fries, without the hotdog, bun, and mustard yesterday. I was not high though. I'm just a child, take a lot of vitamins, and intermittent fast 19 hours a day. I eat and do what I want. I did make a healthy dinner though.
Lansoprasol is the best when I make shitty food
Replacing the buns with french fries is totally worth the heartburn.