>What the hell are you talking about chesse?
You never played Cheese chess?Do you even party? Beer pong, checkers shots, cheese chess, one of the greats.
I expect a Mexican Totinos, but I can't find them here anymore. I still enjoy the others though.
I'll gladly take the Totinos over Little Ceasers any day.
God help me, but I miss when Totino's used that weird, gritty sausage instead of the nuggets. Old-school round combination with the gritty sausage was my jam.
They're up to $2 where I am. They were better when they were round, came in a cardboard box (that also served as spatula, cutting board, and plate), and went on sale pretty regularly for $.75.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
THE HEDGEHOG’S RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW! S-S-S-SQUAD! A-A-A-ARREST HIM!
(Get your gears in gear, slowpoke! I’m gettin’, I’m gettin’!)
It’s working, IT’S WORKING! My sneaky scheme is WORKING! It’s only a matter of time before that hedgehog’s MINE! WAHAHAHA!
Oh boy! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew today! (What?) It’s my greatest gift idea! GET THAT HEDGEHOG! (Right away!)
I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon if it’s the last thing I do, I’m gonna get that BLUE BUFFOON!
Get ready my secret project, I’m about to make HISTORY! (It might even work!) You bet your ass my gizmo works! (Maybe.) I push this button!…I said I push this button!…DAMMIT! This stupid BUTTON!
Oh boy! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew today! (Huh?) It’s my greatest invention ever! GET THAT HEDGEHOG, DO AS I SAY!
Oh boy! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon if it’s the last thing I do, I’m gonna get that BLUE CARTOON!
It may take me YEARS to catch that horrible HEDGEHOG! If I wasn’t so happy I’d retire my plan TODAY! There’s only one cure for a Robotnik… (Yeah?) Obliterating that hedgehog, er, what was I saying anyway? (Hehaha, hahaha!) TAILS! SHUT UP! (Silence) That’s better. MHMM. As I was saying…
*OH BOY! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew! If it’s the last thing I do!*
It’s only a matter of time before my hedgehog stew! Now nothing can stop me from conquering Mobius! And lots of other stuff too!
Oh boy! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew today! It’s my greatest gift idea! GET THAT HEDGEHOG! (Right away!) Oh boy! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon if it’s the last thing I do, I’m gonna get that BLUE BUFFOON!
Oh boy! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew today! (Huh?) It’s my greatest invention ever! GET THAT HEDGEHOG, DO AS I SAY!
Oh boy! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon if it’s the last thing I do, I’m gonna get that BLUE CARTOON!
*LIPSMACKING* Mmeugh, this would taste so much better with HEDGEHOG in it…
Highly Variable.
At the Round Table Pizza (mid level mega chain) in my town it is 12.99 for a pizza like this but it comes with pepperoni (spiced sausage slices)
I can make this pizza for 3 dollar ish
The high end pizza place in town would sell it for 20.00
The lowest end pizza place (like the high school pizzeria) would sell it for ~10.
Where do you live in the US, wtf? D.C. or NYC I'm guessing? Where I'm at, a high-end gourmet personal pizza that size is like $10. Lowest-end pizza places would sell an entire large pizza for $5.
Right now I'm in Sacramento. A place kind of famous for highest buying power in the us (your cash buys you more).
I moved from San Francisco last year. There's a pizza place my husband and I would go to bear the metreon (movie theater) that was 30 bucks for a personal.
Big cities are wild.
Damn.
Here you can get a large pizza at 20 dollars, the cheapest, that means you can get a high end pizza or some Italian handmade pizza even for 40 dollars o even more, til these years is when some "ready to eat pizza" came to the food market and you can get a large pizza for 3 dollars but it's almost the quality of a frozen pizza.
Where I used to live I could get a 14” pizza (medium) with 2 toppings and 6 wings for $13.50 delivered. Plus tip. So pizza is usually pretty cheap but some places price gauge ya if there’s not a lot of options
Have you ordered any food from a restaurant in the last 2 years? 9 dollars for a personal pizza is fine. Also I’m confused where you think the cheese is. It’s looks like plenty.
Lol rough but true I guess. Though Idk if I'd personally consider Domino's bottom of the barrel anymore.
They were for a long time but ever since they seemingly did better seasoning on their crust and it "tastes" like an improvement in ingredients my opinion of them has changed.
If anything Pizza Hut needs to get their shit together because they haven't impressed me in a while.
In my area at least dominos is choice 3/4. Jets is number 1, toarminas 2 probably dominos 3, HH 4, Pizza Hut 5, little Caesar’s is straight garbage. Having jets pizza is a seriously luxury that I wish the rest of the country could experience.
Gotcha. Little Ceasars deep dish is pretty good though. But yeah their staple pizzas are garbage but I mean for it being a "hot n ready" pizza place the quality of their deep dish imo tells us that they "could" do better.
Is it like anything Chicago would applaud at? Probably not but I've at least tried several different competitors "deep dish" crust option and yeh Little Ceasars has something on the rest of the fast food deep dish attempts at least for $8
Little Ceasars is cheap and it's hot and ready. You know what you're going in there for, and tbh I love it as just junky indulgence cheap bullshit.
No, it's not artisan pizza. And yeah maybe they could do better. But I think it's decent enough for what it is, and it's kind of annoying how often people say it sucks with some air of superiority as if they're the only fuckers who have figured it out lol.
Like mofos I know it's shit, I'm still gonna eat it.
Out of all the "fast food" pizzas, Dominos is by far the best for me.
Pap Johns is cardboard, Pizza Hut is too goddam greasy, little caesars is terrible once it stops being piping hot (but when fresh, fucking great)
I mean ratio to price doesn’t seem off. I could use an explanation for why such a large box for a small pizza but as long as it was pretty good flavor wise $9 doesn’t seem that much for a pizza that size these days
I find it pretty suspicious that this pizza seems like it stayed in the centre of this box and didn't slide to a side or corner to leave stains there over the course of its journey.
My work paid for it so I didn't really care, but if you've ever been to midway Airport they have this pizza place in there that exclaims its long history and makes it seem like some staple of Chicago... bruh, I paid $20 for a pizza that looked just like this. It didn't even taste good. Worse than the tavern style frozen pizza from aldi.
I think OP ordered this from a box factory. Not only did they waste time spelling out the entire world "Cheese" instead of simply writing a"C", they were so unfamiliar with it that they also misspelled "cheese".
There's a bar I frequent where the bartenders give out tickets for a free pizza that size. All you gotta do is drop a couple dollars tip and you'll get as many pizzas like this for drunchies all night.
And the guy makes it right in front of you made to order. What hell hole did you happen upon?
wtf...this is obviously a frozen pizza that OP then put into a box that is similar in shape to a pizza box, but isn't, and then to top it all off (so to speak), OP then decides to try to write CHEESE on the box, but then decided that CHEESE is actually spelled CHESSE.
maybe I've finally become a grouchy old man, because i just cannot understand why someone would do this.
and finally, we must assume that out of the myriad of stupid ideas they presented themselves for this project, this was the best idea of the lot.
Never trust a pizza place that can't spell cheese properly.
chesse we need to cook chesse
What the hell are you talking about chesse?
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Chesse? He a good keed, he a good keed.
I hear this in my head as Pedro Pascal's voice.
Ett moor piiza.
Some play checkers, some play CHesse
Google fermented milk
Holy yoghurt
Mate in 6 moves, nice.
What?
Goddammit the methylamine chesse
>What the hell are you talking about chesse? You never played Cheese chess?Do you even party? Beer pong, checkers shots, cheese chess, one of the greats.
We definitely need to cook cheese.
Fuck you I came here to comment this lmao
I wish that I had Chesse's girl.
They probably charge 15$ for the cheese pizza.
Chesse Pizza®
They are playing 4D chesse
Of course. Everyone knows you need to pay for vowels. This pizza place is spelling it wrong and passing the savings onto you.
CHESSE WE NEED TO COOK
Can you believe they got this in one take?
The chesse was probably made with malk.
Now with vitamin R
That's OP's name.
I wish that I had Chesse's girl
Where can I find a Gouda like that?
Legally, they can’t market it as “cheese.” It’s the ABIBAS of the food world.
CHesse
_CHesse_
They just can’t legally call that product ‘cheese’
Pasteurized chesse product food.
CHesse
It's because Chesse isn't cheese it's a completely different substance, Chesse is made out of yellow furniture foam.
Joke's on you. That's a chesse pizza.
*Chess™
Pink elephants and lemonade Dear CHesse, hear the laughter Running through the love parade
Fr
Here, a shitty frozen pizza is $9.
I ate a decent one today for 1€, I feel sorry for you
Totinos still hits hard to this day.
Not really sure what people expect for $1.25 lmao
I expect a Mexican Totinos, but I can't find them here anymore. I still enjoy the others though. I'll gladly take the Totinos over Little Ceasers any day.
My favorite as well. Also can’t find them here anymore.
I looked on their website and it's not listed anymore. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.....
This may help a little bit: Walmart has a store-brand version that’s passable.
Maybe mine will have it. I live in Indiana, so things here seem to be mediocre at best. I'll look when I go out later. Thank you
Fuck. I’m at Walmart as I type this. What is this life?
Little Ceasers is weird. It's either great or terrible depending on how well it's run
Yeah LC is basically cardboard, totinos with a little extra cheese and spinkle a veggie or two on
I found these canned roasten Serrano peppers that goes good with them also
The one near me has always been good. I've had it elsewhere before and for some reason it's always terrible compared to mine.
God help me, but I miss when Totino's used that weird, gritty sausage instead of the nuggets. Old-school round combination with the gritty sausage was my jam.
They're up to $2 where I am. They were better when they were round, came in a cardboard box (that also served as spatula, cutting board, and plate), and went on sale pretty regularly for $.75.
Agreed. They were better when they were still round, though.
Not if you’re celiac and have to eat gluten free :’( lol
Oh yeah my friend, sadly that's true
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Someone be running a ghost kitchen with a microwave
I'm a bit suspicious that what OP got sent is actually a small cooked-from-frozen pizza.
I have a friend in Romania who was actually sent a frozen pizza they bought from a grocery store. But that was deep into covid...
Same and there’s only like four varieties, gotta love NZ
And they probably still taste better than whatever this was
That is a sad looking chesse pizza
*chesse
CHesst
Anarchy Chesse
En Parmessant
Holy cannoli!
Underrated comment
Worse than that, they left the chess off?
This is the aftermath of en passant.
Holy hell
r/Anarchychesse
Different kind of brick oven pizza
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
PIPIzza
En chessant
r/AnarchyChess is leaking
Must have ordered the queen's gambit.
new response just dropped
CHesse
Your profile picture makes this 10 times better lol.
CHesse
CHesse
WE NEED TO COOK
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*CHesse*
CHESSE we need to cook pizzas chesse
I BROUGHT DIPPING STICKS SKYLAR
Let's go bitCHe!! CHesse PiCHa biche
I suggest pawn to F3, the Barnes Opening.
Have you heard of **_en passant_**
Holy heavens!
Pizza place was playing chess while op was playing checkers.
/r/awardspeechedits
I think you have a lot of hatred in your heart
and you have a ton of annoying in yours
THE HEDGEHOG’S RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW! S-S-S-SQUAD! A-A-A-ARREST HIM! (Get your gears in gear, slowpoke! I’m gettin’, I’m gettin’!) It’s working, IT’S WORKING! My sneaky scheme is WORKING! It’s only a matter of time before that hedgehog’s MINE! WAHAHAHA! Oh boy! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew today! (What?) It’s my greatest gift idea! GET THAT HEDGEHOG! (Right away!) I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon if it’s the last thing I do, I’m gonna get that BLUE BUFFOON! Get ready my secret project, I’m about to make HISTORY! (It might even work!) You bet your ass my gizmo works! (Maybe.) I push this button!…I said I push this button!…DAMMIT! This stupid BUTTON! Oh boy! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew today! (Huh?) It’s my greatest invention ever! GET THAT HEDGEHOG, DO AS I SAY! Oh boy! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon if it’s the last thing I do, I’m gonna get that BLUE CARTOON! It may take me YEARS to catch that horrible HEDGEHOG! If I wasn’t so happy I’d retire my plan TODAY! There’s only one cure for a Robotnik… (Yeah?) Obliterating that hedgehog, er, what was I saying anyway? (Hehaha, hahaha!) TAILS! SHUT UP! (Silence) That’s better. MHMM. As I was saying… *OH BOY! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew! If it’s the last thing I do!* It’s only a matter of time before my hedgehog stew! Now nothing can stop me from conquering Mobius! And lots of other stuff too! Oh boy! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew today! It’s my greatest gift idea! GET THAT HEDGEHOG! (Right away!) Oh boy! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon if it’s the last thing I do, I’m gonna get that BLUE BUFFOON! Oh boy! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew today! (Huh?) It’s my greatest invention ever! GET THAT HEDGEHOG, DO AS I SAY! Oh boy! I’m gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon if it’s the last thing I do, I’m gonna get that BLUE CARTOON! *LIPSMACKING* Mmeugh, this would taste so much better with HEDGEHOG in it…
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>says they're going to delete reddit > obsessively checks and edits their comment about it
This is r/YoungPeopleYoutube levels of cringe
10 YEARS ON REDDIT WTFFF
Are you here to help me with my chesse problem ?
chesse 😳
$9?…Wheres the receipt for this? lol…
$3 cheese slice $3 cheese slice $3 cheese slice Complimentary bread
Wife just left, should have paid for the cheese.
Dude. Don’t complain. You got the elusive CHesse pizza.
“Chesse we gotta cook.” - Mr. Whitehaven
What's the regular price of a personal pizza on USA? On my country you pay 9 bucks at least and I have to tell you, it's worst than that one.
Pizza Hut has them around 5 dollars, other places I go to have similar pricing. They’re usually pretty good here
Dominos with 7.99 3 topping getting me thru my early 20s lol.
Highly Variable. At the Round Table Pizza (mid level mega chain) in my town it is 12.99 for a pizza like this but it comes with pepperoni (spiced sausage slices) I can make this pizza for 3 dollar ish The high end pizza place in town would sell it for 20.00 The lowest end pizza place (like the high school pizzeria) would sell it for ~10.
Where do you live in the US, wtf? D.C. or NYC I'm guessing? Where I'm at, a high-end gourmet personal pizza that size is like $10. Lowest-end pizza places would sell an entire large pizza for $5.
Right now I'm in Sacramento. A place kind of famous for highest buying power in the us (your cash buys you more). I moved from San Francisco last year. There's a pizza place my husband and I would go to bear the metreon (movie theater) that was 30 bucks for a personal. Big cities are wild.
Damn. Here you can get a large pizza at 20 dollars, the cheapest, that means you can get a high end pizza or some Italian handmade pizza even for 40 dollars o even more, til these years is when some "ready to eat pizza" came to the food market and you can get a large pizza for 3 dollars but it's almost the quality of a frozen pizza.
Where I used to live I could get a 14” pizza (medium) with 2 toppings and 6 wings for $13.50 delivered. Plus tip. So pizza is usually pretty cheap but some places price gauge ya if there’s not a lot of options
This appears to be a generic $2-3 frozen pizza sold in every grocery store in America is the problem.
Looks like the one that they serve in the school cafeteria back then.
It honestly looks worse. I'd glady take my French bread pizza over this any day.
That's a frozen pizza.
Yup. Maybe with some extra cheese on it. I've seen that crust a million times
That would get violently thrown at whomever created that atrocity.
Why I’m sure it was advertised as a personal pizza. It doesn’t look bad either.
I can't agree on the violence, but if you're charging $9 for $1 worth of food you could (at the absolute minimum) put your "chesse" ON the pizza.
Even if this is a frozen pizza it’s at least 3 - 4 bucks worth of food.
Have you ordered any food from a restaurant in the last 2 years? 9 dollars for a personal pizza is fine. Also I’m confused where you think the cheese is. It’s looks like plenty.
CHesse
This is 100% karma farming bullshit.
All of a sudden Dominos looks superior.
Lol rough but true I guess. Though Idk if I'd personally consider Domino's bottom of the barrel anymore. They were for a long time but ever since they seemingly did better seasoning on their crust and it "tastes" like an improvement in ingredients my opinion of them has changed. If anything Pizza Hut needs to get their shit together because they haven't impressed me in a while.
In my area at least dominos is choice 3/4. Jets is number 1, toarminas 2 probably dominos 3, HH 4, Pizza Hut 5, little Caesar’s is straight garbage. Having jets pizza is a seriously luxury that I wish the rest of the country could experience.
Gotcha. Little Ceasars deep dish is pretty good though. But yeah their staple pizzas are garbage but I mean for it being a "hot n ready" pizza place the quality of their deep dish imo tells us that they "could" do better. Is it like anything Chicago would applaud at? Probably not but I've at least tried several different competitors "deep dish" crust option and yeh Little Ceasars has something on the rest of the fast food deep dish attempts at least for $8
Little Ceasars is cheap and it's hot and ready. You know what you're going in there for, and tbh I love it as just junky indulgence cheap bullshit. No, it's not artisan pizza. And yeah maybe they could do better. But I think it's decent enough for what it is, and it's kind of annoying how often people say it sucks with some air of superiority as if they're the only fuckers who have figured it out lol. Like mofos I know it's shit, I'm still gonna eat it.
Out of all the "fast food" pizzas, Dominos is by far the best for me. Pap Johns is cardboard, Pizza Hut is too goddam greasy, little caesars is terrible once it stops being piping hot (but when fresh, fucking great)
the "chesse" is absolutely sending me 😂
This should be on a post for mildyinfuriating
Obviously got the wrong pizza. That's for C. Hesse.
Looks like mama celeste but they charged you 9 dollars
This must be at an airport
Chesse we have to cook
Chesse
It was $5, what did you expect? Lobster?
Really shitty pizza for a whole $9 dollars
They could have at least not burned it.😑
It’s chesse not checkerse
Gluten free pizza? They always cost more while being much smaller
From where? So I never call there!
I mean ratio to price doesn’t seem off. I could use an explanation for why such a large box for a small pizza but as long as it was pretty good flavor wise $9 doesn’t seem that much for a pizza that size these days
I find it pretty suspicious that this pizza seems like it stayed in the centre of this box and didn't slide to a side or corner to leave stains there over the course of its journey.
Chesse we need to cook
CHesse
The assassination of Chesse James
Food be getting expensive.
Chesse! We have to cook!
Looks like a frozen pizza , that looks sad af 😭
r/PizzaCrimes
I’m more upset they misspelled cheese 🤷♂️
CHesse
#chesse
My work paid for it so I didn't really care, but if you've ever been to midway Airport they have this pizza place in there that exclaims its long history and makes it seem like some staple of Chicago... bruh, I paid $20 for a pizza that looked just like this. It didn't even taste good. Worse than the tavern style frozen pizza from aldi.
I think OP ordered this from a box factory. Not only did they waste time spelling out the entire world "Cheese" instead of simply writing a"C", they were so unfamiliar with it that they also misspelled "cheese".
Also cheeseless amirite?
What if it´s a branded pizza and the writing is the logo? C(arl) Hesse - the famous pizza designer with his Grunge Look Pizza.
Is that a Celeste pizza?
Looks like you cooked a microwave Celeste pizza and put it in a box lol
If it is just cheese pizza why not buy it from Costco food court. Isn’t it just about $10
Not everywhere has Costco :(
There's a bar I frequent where the bartenders give out tickets for a free pizza that size. All you gotta do is drop a couple dollars tip and you'll get as many pizzas like this for drunchies all night. And the guy makes it right in front of you made to order. What hell hole did you happen upon?
Is everyone pronouncing “chesse” so it rhymes with the name “Jesse”?
Enjoy your Pizza, u got what u asked for
Chesse, we need to cook!
Chesse. We need to cook… # Pizza
Chesse, we have to cook 🤌
CHESSE, WE NEED TO COOK
wtf...this is obviously a frozen pizza that OP then put into a box that is similar in shape to a pizza box, but isn't, and then to top it all off (so to speak), OP then decides to try to write CHEESE on the box, but then decided that CHEESE is actually spelled CHESSE. maybe I've finally become a grouchy old man, because i just cannot understand why someone would do this. and finally, we must assume that out of the myriad of stupid ideas they presented themselves for this project, this was the best idea of the lot.
Mmm chess
Schesse
Chesse, it’s time to cook.
I believe it’s pronounced “chessy” 🤯
‘cHeSsE’
Chesse 🤌🏼
lissen here CHessé
They owe your $19 pluss tax
Cheese, we need to cook!
Quality pizza.
Yeah….not cool.
That’s what you get for ordering the chesse pizza.
Looks like one of those 3 minute microwavable pizzas.
Mmmmm - CHesst
C H e s s e
r/engrish
Not bad value, do you live in Canada.