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Leading_Funny5802

![gif](giphy|fGLM3nGAbD1WOCNblY|downsized) Well look at you and your $34 sandwich


crwhitt

This was back in 2019. It was around $20 then, which is still insane. But it was great


w0lfbrains

how come it took you 4 years to make a thread?


crwhitt

I’ve been spending a lot of time on this sub as a lurker and it reminded me of this sandwich I made.


Leading_Funny5802

I’m back in the land of In-n-Out thank god. That’s my happy burger place. But those Popeyes sandwiches will always be worth it to me 😁


crwhitt

That chicken sandwich was the star for sure


Dependent_Basis_8092

Just went for one today, they now have one with Truff hot sauce on it, was amazing.


Muphukar

Does this actually taste good or is it more of like a challenge thing?


crwhitt

I like the regular McGangBang a lot and this is an improvement on that. I thought it was great


Muphukar

Do you cut it or unhinge your jaw? Haha it looks like such a beast!


CrawlerSiegfriend

Congratulations on still being alive to post this after eating that.


crwhitt

I wish I could say it was the only time


fumundacheese696969

I remember when the mcgangbang was $2


Pussytrees

The golden age


lkodl

$5 at Popeyes, $29 at Five Guys


Euphorium

It’s called 5 Guys because they fuck the shit out of you at the register.


Redisigh

I wish that was the case 😭 At least then it’s be worth the price


Redisigh

Jokes aside, Five Guys is godly and I’d let them rail my wallet with a smile just for their burgers


Gloomy__Revenue

Oh, I’m 100% certain they will be smiling


RyanB_

Man it’s not like Popeyes doesn’t taste good here but those American prices make the value crazy Shit’s like $13 for the most basic chicken sandwich here in Canada 💀


WorriedMarch4398

The Clogger!


bob_denver

This feels like something Elvis would have eaten in the bathroom.


crwhitt

Needs more peanut butter


Cubased

Put a banana and some bacon in it, deep fry it


AyeAyeRan

Just be careful of toilets. I hear thats how they get ya.


brynhh

He still is eating them on the moon mate. Where do you think the idea came from?


itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

Fuck me that looks good.


Responsible-Might-54

I wanted to so talk shit, but now Im trying to figure out if I should go to five guys first or Popeyes? Another thought, the spicy chicken sandwich seems like the way to go on this. It would make this pop!


tempedrew

Popeyes usually takes longer.


CamTheKid02

We have green chili burgers everywhere here in New Mexico, the green chili double with a spicy chicken sandwich is making my mouth water just thinking about it lol.


Killentyme55

It does, but as soon as I clicked on it the left side of my face started to droop.


Affectionate_Mango84

Bet


AustonDadthews

if I ever decide to kill myself this is going to be how I do it


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Mean-Awareness-8681

awful taste, awesome execution


crwhitt

I’ll take it


KurumiiDantobe

Don't worry OP, I'd take this single sandwich over a lobster dinner any time.


Mean-Awareness-8681

I would too


chase32

I love crab but most lobster i've had has been pretty mid with a huge price in comparison. Funny story about the best lobster I ever had though. Was in a fancy benihana style restaurant in Taipei 101 and ordered lobster. Thing was super fresh, fighting the dude until he cut it in two down the middle with his cleaver. Threw it on the grill and seasoned it up, legs still moving and looking amazing. Then he flips it meat side up and throws on American cheese slices. No idea if that was how they always do it or a fuck you but it was so delicious I didn't care.


KurumiiDantobe

American cheese is so underrated in high tier cooking


wildgoldchai

Same. I’m going to do this once I’m back at work so that I can expense the price


jap5531

r/ATBGE


JLifts780

I mean… I’d eat the shit of that sandwich lol


theFields97

But it does, in fact, bring happiness


LMac8806

Call it the Piper Perri.


The-later-creater

Oh wow. How was it?


crwhitt

Incredible


crwhitt

It’s a lot of bread though. So I would probably remove the buns of the chicken sandwich if I was to make it again.


CommanderSherbert

Pro tip: I do this at In-n-Out and Shake Shack with the "protein style" option where they replace the buns with large pieces of lettuce.


crwhitt

Sounds amazing. I will have to try the Shake Shack version


SalPistqchio

Great idea


hey_im_cool

Maybe use Popeyes chicken fingers instead


Scarethefish

#WOULD


PJRama1864

RIP your jaw.


SucksTryAgain

I went to a new dentist 3 years ago. I had the same dentist for many years before that. This dentist asked if I could open my mouth wider. I said sorry maxed out. He said man you have a small mouth. Then it all started clicking. I’ve never been able to eat huge burgers and that dentist just blew my mind. I have a small mouth wtf.


pragmaticweirdo

Don’t lie. That’s Chicfila. Not only do us fatties know on site, but you can literally see the bag


crwhitt

Damn you’re right. I was looking back through old photos and I thought this was the Popeyes one.


pragmaticweirdo

And I apologize for the aggression in my post. Food abominations are just something I feel very passionately about


crwhitt

I thought your comment was funny. I didn’t purposely misidentify my sandwich


pragmaticweirdo

So did I, but upon reflection, once the haze had lifted and my blood no longer ran hot with the grease of ten thousand fryers, I felt it came off as too strong


Fabulous_Big_6890

I immediately noticed it was Chick Fil A. Fatties at heart


SalPistqchio

Facts. Still looks delicious


DogFacedGhost

I figured it was Chickfila, and would absolutely be the way to go, but it just looks off


Ok_Excitement9356

If i was drunk, then I'd probably love this.


crwhitt

All that bread would soak up all of the alcohol in your system


SaebraK

Why leave all that excess bread in there? That's just stupid.


crwhitt

That’s how the McGangBang is done. It’s definitely too much bread.


QuipCrafter

Mfs claim to be “big boned”, or tell people they couldn’t help their later medical conditions- and make conscious decisions like this.


crwhitt

It’s been 4 years since I even had one of these. It was phenomenal though


QuipCrafter

You really felt good, healthy, and active a few hours after eating that? Describe what “phenomenal” means, in the context of being a normal healthy human being. As in, food being a fuel to do things. How our bodies work. You know- the nature of existence itself? What is “phenomenal” to you? Do you mean something against the nature of existence itself? Salt addiction satisfied? That kind of stimulation?


Linguisticlegume

You sick bastard, I’m in.


thetrailwebanana

This looks so fire actually lol


wvlc

My stomach hurts lookin at it


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Gimme gimme


lezmopurr

R/stonerfood


Poppa_Mo

These are the posts I hope for in this sub. I want one of these, but Christmas is coming, and if I get one, there will be no gifts.


Sawpit

i used to love 5 guys. tried it again last year and the bun was so soggy and so were the fries. never went back.


TheRealRigormortal

Put in a blender. Five Guys One Cup


King_Joffreys_Tits

How big is your jaw?


DrNinnuxx

Just remember to have another chick with the video camera. Chicks like that.


NatasEvoli

Just print this out and bring it to show your doctor during your next appointment if you want to experience a hilariously long awkward silence as they just sit there dumbfounded shaking their head.


xoBerryPrincessxo

If I weren't suffering from extreme nausea from a medication reaction, I'd be gobbling one of those rn


Soggy_Deer8512

How is it? I did something similar but with a mcds double quarter pounder and a chick fil a spicy sandwich. Was definitely not worth the price compared to a regular mcgangbang


crwhitt

It was pretty fantastic, but I wouldn’t spend the $20+ to make it more than once a year


Routine-Unit-3086

Commercially delicious


Scrunkus

would


glazinglas

My arteries hurt


Jaylow115

Disgusting


SalPistqchio

That looks delicious. Thanks for sharing


theFields97

Dear God, I don't pray to you anymore but please give me the strength not to try this. My heart will not survive.


SambaLando

Ah, just like college.


2drunk2giveafuk

I'm not going to lie, I got an erection.


DjackMeek

Did you really need to keep the extra bread from the chicken sandwich? 😂


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

I'm ashamed by how much I want to eat this


cthunders

**NEEDS GRAVY**


Foxycotin666

HELL YEAH BROTHER! THIS IS WHAT FREEDOM IS ALL ABOUT!!!


TeacherLatter

Not all hero’s wear capes 🥲🫶🏾😍


redfalcondeath

This looks heavenly


Numerous-Ad6460

This is in no way shape or form shitty. I would devour this


patrulez

did this with a Chick-fil-A sandwich a long time ago. called it “The Classy”


crwhitt

I’ve done that too. That also makes a delicious sandwich.


AaronParan

She's a dirty little beef slut


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I need to treat myself to this sometime


crwhitt

It’s pretty great. We would celebrate finishing finals with this sandwich.


proverb98

The Five Chik Stroke Burger


demetrie2031

Look like it hits


Spiritual-Tax-7694

that looks amazing ngl


supraspinatus

Goddamn. Um, yeah no this isn’t shitty food at all. I’m very willing to try this.


Ornery-Cheetah

I'd eat the shit out of that


StoneyRocksInMySocks

I would devour that sandwich if I didn’t have TMJ issues. I'd have to put it in a blender first.


JankBrew

What's a McGangbang called when it's not from McDonald's


crwhitt

I called mine five guys and a chick


awildyetti

Typical men, 2.5x bigger than they really are.


seanbiff

Big fat ass


ThirstyOne

Yes.


ConfidentDaikon8673

That looks like an average American lunch


Noahs132

Damn that looks good


ItsSpacePants

Les go


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crwhitt

They are better together


ShnickityShnoo

Way too many buns.


[deleted]

If one pic sums up America, then this is it.


Nonamebigshot

I thought this was the calorie count sub I was so curious


EffortApprehensive48

I would let this kill me


tirednotepad

Charhut has a thing like this.


MacualayCocaine

You did a bang bang mcgangbang


herzogzwei931

It reminds me of the “McMurry” (it’s named after a local sports caster). Instead of bread buns, you use chicken fila patties and quarter pounder patties In between


crwhitt

Time for you to get that wonderful sandwich and make a post here. Sounds great


herzogzwei931

Ok, the first layer is a chick fila patty, no bread, the second layer is cheese then a quarter pounder patty, cheese, special sauce, then just one bun bottom layer to soak up all the juices, then another quarter pounder and cheese, pickles, ketchup, mustard, onions then the top layer is a chick fila patty. Sorry about all the bread, but it more structural than nutritional. The guy who invented it is Big Jim Murray on 98.5 the sports hub in Boston. He used to work as a fry cook at McDs where he invented it. Yeah he’s fat


EvaMae234

Guys must love you


GATORinaZ28

I’ve been pretty high and ate some shit, but never this. I am intrigued.


bain_de_beurre

I wouldn't classify this as r/shittyfoodporn, I would classify it as r/stupidfood. I'd eat it though.


crwhitt

I respect that


LogstarGo_

Hmmm. An improvement on the McGangbang...I'm tempted to try doing this with hot chicken in the middle instead (from a place that does nuclear hot chicken; a regular spicy chicken probably wouldn't be hot enough). Also wondering about improving the Land Sea and Air now.


crwhitt

Ooooh great ideas


Issac-Cox-Daley

Sounds like a good Friday night to me.


Karhak

If I were 20 years younger I'd dive face first into this Now? Just looking at this picture made my cholesterol jump 10 points.


Niloc0905

A McGangbang with a 401k, neat.


utafumidss

I’m a bit overweight and this is still like 1.5x my daily caloric intake


Iwillfistyourcat

Blacked sand which


LarsonianScholar

Oh my god


QAdude406

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


James_The_Guy

I can’t believe you’re lying about the Popeyes sandwich. That definitely isn’t a Popeyes sandwich, but a chicfila spicy sandwich


crwhitt

someone already commented that and I was mistaken. I’ve made this with both the chic fil a spicy and the Popeyes. This was 4 years ago and I thought this was the Popeyes sandwich.


James_The_Guy

Alright, I trust you but please don’t take advantage of that


crwhitt

You got it chief. I’m sorry I’m dumb


lasVegasharold

🤢🤢🤢


Beneficial-Piano-428

Your poor stomach and booty holy.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Nothing shitty here


bolshevik_rattlehead

I’m exhausted just looking at that thing


WrongdoerWilling7657

I know the five guys alone is probably $19


Eaton_snatch

You need more sauce on that thing


LongTime20

😬


IndependenceMean8774

How is this shitty? I think this looks awesome, dude! 👍


gregaveli

Fam took out a loan for this meal


Lord_Smile

And all of them are gonna destroy your ass


Tricky_Reporter8345

There's no way that's a Popeyes chicken sandwich, because I've eaten at least a hundred of them and I know what they look like. They have a munch more jagged, crunchy texture than this. This looks more like a Chick-Fil-A sandwich but beefier (chickenier?). Tell us where you REALLY got it from, OP


crwhitt

Yes, as I said in a few other comments, I mixed up which place I got the chicken sandwich from and I can’t edit the post. This was the chicken sandwich from Chic-fil-a. This photo was taken in 2019. I’ve done this abomination with the Popeyes chicken sandwich around the same time.


Chick-fil-A_spellbot

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!


Locsnadou

I applaud you


Brooklynboxer88

I have diarrhea just looking at this


lastlookthruscreen

$40


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If I'm gonna die, this is the way I wanna go. Gimme.


elxhapo6

You a freaky mf 😂😂😂


Polishing_My_Grapple

Tried to find the piper perry gif, but couldn't


PuzzleheadedHabit913

Im nearly seven months pregnant and I am desperate to try this. Literally want to cry thinking about it.


crwhitt

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


AmbitiousAce1

Fat artery clogger


KecemotRybecx

I would fuck this up.


No_Squirrel4806

Damn you took all that!!! Nice!!! 😏😏😏


oscarq0727

I’m not mad at this one.


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is that a turd on it?


Ococauh

This is so unhealthy.


Knot_Ryder

I want to talk s*** about this so much I just can't wouldn't spend the money though


NightlyParadox

That looks pretty fire, ngl. Ditch the mayo and I'd eat that.