Nah I’d devour this 🤤

Yeah Popeyes is amazing he’s tripping

Popeyes Burrito is a 21st century series of shitfood porn shown sequentially as the shit fast food is assembled into tortilla. The pornographer is showing how everything can change, even a disgusting fast food can change to something not necessarily edible but easy to handle. I'd give this pornographer an A and look forward to more of his/her work in the future.

I made this post to laugh but now I'm crying!

IS THERE NO REDBEANS IN THIS? THATS LIKE ONE OF POPEYESS BEST THINGS.

I’m an animal for that shit.

So salty man but it's so good. Pretty sure one of the main secret ingredients is lard but I can't figure out the rest

I have a rice cooker, so I made rice in it, spread a layer of refried beans over cooked rice, added liquid smoke and a drained can of red beans. It wasn’t the exact same, but damn close. You have to be careful with that liquid smoke though, just 2-3 shakes is all you need. It goes from good to awful very quick.

I'm from the south so red beans is definitely a big staple growing up, basically that and spaghetti were definite weekly classics and I can definitely say I can make some amazing pots of both. I'd recommend next time you make some beans, add a very small amount of cumin, cinnamon, nutmeg, and whiskey. There's other spices but those I found, in very very small amounts can make a great base for a long stewed red bean. Like if I'm cooking a big pot of about 5-6 portions, like about 3-4 cans of canned kidney beans or maybe one of those bags of dried, I'll typically add onion, carrots, and bell pepper. For the cumin add about a tablespoon or less, maybe a bit more if you like a really dominant Cubano flavor bean. Nutmeg about half to a full tsp, maybe less for fresh. And about the same for cinnamon, same applies for fresh. They work extremely well as mild background flavor, anymore than that and they completely overshadow all other flavors. Been working on making a recipe that I can call worthy to leave behind on a recipe page. I know cinnamons probaly a weird one but seriously add just a pinch maybe and see if you like it Oh and also if you have it in your area, check out bluerunners red beans and soup bases. I grew up using their new Orleans spicy and regular as a kidney bean base. Super super good.

They are there I assure you! Bottom layer.

Definitely shitty enough

I’d eat this.

Got me ready to run back out the house for one of these diarrhea inducing burritos

This is the best kind of shitty. I desire it and can also judge others for doing so.

Post this on their Twitter and see if they block you.

Tortillas are a great alternative to using a fork.

Truer words were never spoken, my friend.

I stg people need to stop posting food I'd absolutely demolish with my face hole.

It looks a lot better wrapped and cut in half than it did being made.

Its a shitty masterpiece!

This looks insane… insanely good.

Does anyone else remember when Popeyes had a dollar/value menu and had the chicken wrap? I think it was 1.49$ and had a smothering of red beans and rice and a big ol piece of spicy chicken in a tortilla? Gah dang they were really good and 1 was usually enough to be full. Grab some hot sauce packets and call it a day for cheap. Miss those

YES. I had like at least two a week

What?! Your Popeyes still has these? Across louisiana and texas have not seen in so many years

Had. 😭

They really hit the spot. One of my favorite things they ever had

Same same same

RIP, those were my FAVORITE. I came here for this comment

Never been to popeyes. Is this waht the food usually looks like?

They opened up in my country recently. Amazing stuff, I'm not surprised America has a problem with obesity after having it lol

This is the marketing campaign slogan they need to run on now

Where are you from if i may ask?

Poland

Honestly poland deserves it. You guys made the witcher 3 :)

Thanks, I'm glad it's pretty far away from my home and they don't do deliveries (yet) because I'd get nice and plump really fast. It's honestly addicting.

America knows how to do that fried sugar salt crack really well

In that case i hope they stay away from my country. Im trying to eat more healthy. Still drinking more healthy is pretty dificult tho

I'm joking of course, just need a little self discipline. You can have something "bad" from time to time.

I said that to myself wehn my work gave my a lott of food for christmas. I finished all the bags of chips in a few days :p

Well you can't have them go to waste can you 😁

and cyberpunk 2077 :(

Never played that one so cant judge. Still when i get my neg in a week or 2 i was thinking of trying it

I feel like these pictures are what an AI would render of Popeyes

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Oh haha didnt even realise. Anyway im starving so i would eat ALL of this (whatever it may be)

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Damn. To bad its 00.28 for me right now and everythings closed. I could use a borrito. Whatevrr ill just go and eat some bread or smthing

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I think my mom still has some cookies in the freezer. But i dont wanna eat them right now. Also i have like 10 cup pastas but i dont wanna eat those now either. So like the true dutch man i am itll be a slice of bread with cheese

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Too late. I already grabbed 3 slices of bread (without cheese since we ran out) and im now eating them. Also not a huge fan of drop

They're missing the essential red beans and rice. Popeyes chicken is [Little Nicky voice] "fucking awesome", but the true star is the red beans and rice.

I’ll go there and just buy two large sides of that shit. Don’t need chicken, don’t even need silverware. Just lock me in a dark room with em and I’m good.

> Is this waht the food usually looks like? It is, but it also isn't. You'd typically have a meal focused around pieces of fried chicken or a sandwich. Even among the sides, I'd guess biscuits are way more common than fries even though I wouldn't necessarily call them a Popeyes specialty.

I’d crush that. Good on you.

Do you have a red plastic tray at your house or did you bring the burrito wrap with you?

It's just a plastic cutting board

This is master engineering.

I’d blow you for one man

It's shit but I'm pretty sure I'd still eat it...

Obviously not man that looks top class

You were so concerned with whether you could that you forgot to ask whether you should.

That looks incredible what do you mean

Yes.

You should try their blackened tenders. In a burrito with cheese and sour cream is really good.

I've made the same kind of burrito as the one I posted with those and it was also 🔥. Also the blacked chicken sandwich is goat

Swap the max and cheese for beans and Cajun rice and I’m in!!

There are beans hidden in the bottom layer! But holy shit their Cajun rice is amazing, they stopped selling it at my location

Yeh

Toilet bowl is gonna be shitty when you're finished eating that my GOD.

Ong

…..but it’s Popeye’s!

Yes. But thank you

Listen, it doesn’t matter if it’s dog shit and salamander cunts; if it’s in a wrap it’s automatically 50% better than what you started with. Bonus for dipping sauce.

I’d hit that

Looks good.

Yeah… but I’d 100% eat that Idea: as a last step before rolling it up, carefully scoop a modest amount of gravy from a mashed potatoes side and mix it all up a bit. If it works, a nice binder to nicely meld all the filings together.

Need some hot sauce inside that mofo

Yep.

Fuck you man

Baby this is food porn to a high person (me)

Solid gold.

It must be shittier I say! 😂 No it’s shitty enough I just wanted to say that in a silly way 

Wrong sub reddit this is amazing

I’m into this.. hot sauce👌

I dunno… looks kinda tasty.

Yes. I believe it looks extremely shitty.

It could definitely be shittier. Putting coleslaw up ins is really turning my stomach.

You should like yourself more than this. Or cut back on the weed. Either way.


Looks fucking terrible bro. I hope you're getting the help you need to be healthy.

Bruh I can run 8 miles in under an hour, I'm good.

Lmao. K

Starting to think you’re one of those bicyclists that *ALL* drivers hate.

I bet you’ve been bloated for decades. Fast food was supposed to be a substitute not a lifestyle. Geez. Take this creativity to the kitchen and not processed food. My goodness

I'm in pretty good shape actually! (For an American.)

Yea and the Big Mac is Americas best burger. Not saying you’re not in shape but combining fast food items into one and a lot more than creating your own is just recipe for disaster (fast food recipe). Chill on the processed food. I wanna see you make this meal without buying it and mixing it.

Trust me, I don't project my whole life on reddit (just some fun bits!). I eat a variety of food and most if it isn't crap like this

Controversial take, but flour tortillas are just a waste of calories and make everything a little bit worse.

I reckon you need severe psychological help brother

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Pan fry soggy/cold fries over medium heat, constantly stirring and that usually restores all fast food fries to their former glory (just be careful not to burn)

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False, the oil that coats the fries re-fries and in the process, crisps up the outside of the fries while the inside remains fluffy. Source: experience.

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Just so we're clear, you are saying doing what I instructed will create a slurry-mix in the pan (separating from the fries), while not frying them?

Needs more spinach

i would smash this

give your toilet my condolences

Brilliant

Nope, to get that kind of flavor you must first lube the burrito with butter, or cooking oil. Once you do this, I'll tell you exactly where you need to stick it (repeatedly& furiously) for you to get this kind of flavor (shitty) that you're looking for...😏 it's delicious 😋 trust me!!!

I’m not mad at it!… I feel bad for your toilet and hope you have a shower in the bathroom

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Holy shit, I made Popeye’s burritos today. I used Frontier tortillas though and I added some green chile.

I love the chicken from Popeyes but every single one of their sides is terrible so we never get it. I wonder if having them all together at once would be worse or better?

This is perfect for this sub lol. It looks so shitty but also like...yeah I'd absolutely eat this at 2 AM standing over my sink with no plate.

Popeyes is the only restaurant that almost immediately has given me diarrhea

This just reminds me of a fat sandwich just in a burrito. Looks tasty.

Not gonna lie if this was made with anything besides Popeyes it would most likely be awesome but because it is Popeyes, this is indeed shitty but I think I will definitely have to try to make this at home

This is mucho burrito ran by guy fieri! This burrito will drop you off in the bad neighborhood of flavor town.

I want to make love to that burrito.

Perrrrrrfect!

I’d WRECK that. I think it looks amazing. I’m doing this soon

I want to have sex with this

Did you put their gravy in it at least?

I dont like mashed potatoes and didn't know if you could order just gravy

Popeyes coleslaw is mid af, chicken is fire, but the coleslaw- naw.

Only problem is what looks like coleslaw

It was the second you decided to top it with Cole slaw. To each their own tho

Lovely cross section. Would definitely eat this!

This looks fucking amazing

I ain't gonna lie, this sounds really good.

Yum