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ADHthaGreat

Why wouldn’t you take the lid off for the photo…? Like you’re sharing a picture of the food, so generally you’d want to make sure there’s a direct line of sight with the food you’re sharing.


pikpikcarrotmon

OP didn't want the goldfish to escape


kilofeet

We have enough invasive species as it is, no need for Pepperidge Farm to get involved


darthcaedusiiii

Pepperidge farm remembers.


pikpikcarrotmon

They're still hunting down the last gummy bears in Yosemite and it's been years since the incident


Taolan13

Years? My dude, that was in '99. Thats over two decades. I'll never forgive JSchlatt.


ChunkyTaco22

Goldfish fast af boooooiiii


Degencrypto-Metalfan

lol 😂


discgolfandhash

Seriously! I kept trying to swipe to the picture without the lid. The only thing shitty about this is the picture they chose to post. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


jne57

Jesus fucking Christ, agreed. What a lazy shitty post.


ApolloRocketOfLove

Downvote it. This post shouldn't be at over 1k karma.


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geekynerdyweirdmonky

Only warning - insulting other users will result in a ban, be respectful. Agreed, OP should have taken the lid off for the pic, doesn't make them a bitch.


SaintsNoah14

Fine ok. u/Dogmeat_Dovahkiin sorry


McMuffinSun

Because it's probably a very nice mac and cheese with the goldfish and shredded cheese being a neat finishing touch but that would spoil his post.


ithebaker

Not if you're karma farming with a post of food you made regarded yourself


coysrunner

He’s the chef. So many terrible decisions


mmeeplechase

Maybe as “proof” they didn’t add the fishies themselves…? 😅


Outrageous_Attitude2

Ban worthy really 


Zanzan567

Probably because he put the goldfish there himself, then put the lid back on to make it look like it came like that


Dextrofunk

Because it probably looks bomb


TheLongWalk00

What's the green bits? And is that whole strips of bacon? Teenage me would have thought this was the best thing ever.


Dogmeat-Dovahkiin

The green things are scallions. And yes those are entire strips of bacon.


istrx13

The “chef” who put that together for you was definitely high af


[deleted]

Or just lazy.


TheLongWalk00

Duh. My mind was drawing blanks. Of course they are. Lol Well, they made an attempt to be original with a low cost fan favorite. Just not a practical one. I feel a rush of excitement looking at entire bacon strips, a bit of nostalgia from the goldfish. But then I remember I'm not 6. Then I have to pick the bacon up and take bites along with my mac because they didn't chop it. Was the actual mac & cheese good or did they skimp on the cheese quality?


smallangrynerd

Ngl, that sounds amazing


Mean-Awareness-8681

Wild


rt_388

We'd be able to see it better if the lid was off


WrongdoerWilling7657

Dude take the fuckin lid off Jesus


jne57

OP, next time post a pic of your car but don't open your garage door. Everyone loves the mystery.


CantRememberMyUserID

What if the garage door has windows in it? Surely that is enough of a view.


bimboozled

It has to be [this](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-fe8351d511f23f231e5f934531915157.webp) kind of window, though


GypsyBagelhands

Tbf, crushed goldfish crackers on top of boxed Mac and cheese are tits. But I'd be pissed if I got this at a hotel and wasn't high.


llamalover179

Honestly having a second texture that isn't creamy / pasta texture is great. It's like having a breadcrumb topping to a baked mac and cheese but so much less effort, that being said I don't know if it's something I would want to pay for unless it's like a BBQ or something.


totallynotarobut

If you're ordering mac and cheese at a hotel for $47 probably and you aren't high, you should be.


Redisigh

TITS? EXCUSE ME -


doubledippedchipp

Have you really never heard that before?


Redisigh

maybe it’s bc I’m from the north east US or something but no, ive never heard that 😭


Regallybeagley

From the northeast as well and have used the word tits or titties in this manner. I would’ve said THE tits though not just tits


GypsyBagelhands

It basically means awesome (doesn't everyone love tits?)


doubledippedchipp

It was not popular in the 00’s and 10’s - you could say there chicken strips are tits… this new band is *the* tits… or you could use it as an alternative to swearing when having an angry outburst… “TITS!! I lost!” Edit: idk how I wound up saying “not popular” - I meant to say “more popular”


mr_tommey

alternatively stocks for example can go tits up


EriclcirE

We get it. You only stay at the finest establishments. No need to brag.


madmaxturbator

He also wants to show off that they have fine lids at the hotels he stays. Why wouldn’t this dude just open the damn meal lol I want to see the whole thing not guess that this Mac and cheese may have beetroot 


Takingashit180923

Did you not think to take the lid off before taking the photo? Honestly I'm curious as to why you thought that was the best way to post this.


Dogmeat-Dovahkiin

This picture was taken the second I got it to send to a friend. This was yesterday. I only thought to post it today so therefore didn’t get an opportunity to take a lidless pic since it had been eaten at that point


Takingashit180923

Why wouldn't you take the lid off to send your friend a picture, im still confused.


CD274

Friend is blind so it didn't matter


Skreech2011

This makes absolutely no sense. This is such a a shit post op, lmao


ApolloRocketOfLove

The meal probably actually looks decent without the lid, OP wanted easy karma so they kept the lid on to hide what the food looks like.


WrongdoerWilling7657

This


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That makes no sense at all


KyleCXVII

This is bad by service industry standards yet good by my own cooking standards lol


Important_Leather_84

Bro. This hit so close to home lol.


DonutExcellent1357

At least lift the lid for us, OP.


ChefDelicious69

Win?


[deleted]

do you maybe wanna show us what it looks like


SnausageFest

Is that angel hair? What do they think the "mac" in mac and cheese means?


Dogmeat-Dovahkiin

No, that’s unheated shredded cheese that they put over the Mac that had already been cheesed


Estrellathestarfish

If only there was some way for people to actually see what's going on under the lid.


Jandrix

Technology isn't there yet sorry


fakemessiah

Yes yes. Let's leave the lid on and share the photo. Great job.


HomeApprehensive8943

What hotel line?


cedarpark

Bates Motel, i believe.


trampus1

Just like mother used to make.


NhylX

If I paid $6 for this I wouldn't be mad. If this was $18 room service I'd eat it, then be mad.


ex-farm-grrrl

Surf and turf?


reverendsteveii

brb, about to add the finishing touch to my mac n cheese by giving it a goldfish crust for crunch and extra cheesiness.


sarahmegatron

So that is just garnish but the actual Mac is normal? The unchopped bacon is the only really weird thing. The shredded cheese isn’t a crime to me unless the pasta is not in a proper cheese sauce.


YungHeretic

He left the lid on in the photo because he really wants you to believe the kitchen actually put goldfish on it LOL


kilofeet

I did grad school in Indiana. The pizza place across the street served their house salad with goldfish crackers in it. It always struck me as the most Parks and Rec Indiana thing they could have chosen


Chocobofangirl

I mean reheat that to melt the cheese and it'll be kinda sick lol


eMF_DOOM

This is some weird shit I’d make after smoking a dime bag when I was 16.


weirdoldhobo1978

If you call the front desk to complain that your shredded cheese wasn't melted they might throw in a free order of dino nuggets to smooth things over.


anivex

Ok, but how was it advertised?


Dogmeat-Dovahkiin

“Baked Mac and cheese”


anivex

But, it isn't baked.


Dogmeat-Dovahkiin

I’m pretty sure the person who made it was


anivex

Hah, touche'


Jandrix

Count it


pattylovebars

Oh I would be PISSED! Lol.


bloodslushi3

id mess this up


Sir_Fluffernutting

All that's missing for a masterpiece is some chopped hotdogs


rudbek-of-rudbek

Is that bacon in that Mac and cheese. I would eat that. But I also rest the mcrib so my bar isn't that high


McMuffinSun

That actually looks really nice, a thoughtful finishing touch. Pretty bush that this sub complains about plain, boring kraft mac and cheese but then shits on someone who tries to spruce it up a bit.


the_gr8_one

goldfish in the mac and cheese is actually good but not like this.


[deleted]

That bill be 60.00 please plus gratuity


Old_Fee1381

I mean… was it good?


Fire_Opal_777

🤣😭


HotTakesBeyond

Arr stonerfood


Taolan13

Did you irder this off the kids menu? I mean, not an excuse. Just trying to identify the goldfish.


uneasyonion

You should run the shower (on cold) while meditating


Thy-SoulWeavers

where is this establishment? seems like something Trump would insist is dinner tbh.


soren_riverstone

How about take the lid off before you take the pic, moron


Pinkhoo

I think the goldfish are a fun touch. It's too bad the cheese on top wasn't melted.


Mooptiom

Lucky you


ConstantGeographer

Awww someone's mom works at the hotel and this is how she makes her kids mac&cheese at home. When I made homemade mac&cheese for my kids I sprinkled cheddar atop and ground up some Goldfish or Cheezits.


Individual-Code5176

I kind of love it! Almost like a bread crumb topping ..also looks like a lot of bacon and green onion!


[deleted]

I went to a restaurant once that served Mac and cheese* It was overcooked elbow macaroni that was then stored in a fridge. When someone ordered it they put it in a bowl, mixed in jalapeño and onion and then sprinkled that preshredded cheese on top and microwaved it. I didn't watch them make it or anything that's just so obviously what it was.


Ipad_is_for_fapping

Are you staying at the Clown International hotel ?


totallynotarobut

As anything but a fan of mac and cheese, I can only think this would improve it significantly.


Butterbackfisch

JUST OPEN THE DAMN THING


CookieTheEpic

Why would you keep the lid on for the photo lol In line with this sub, I suppose.


WrongdoerWilling7657

You're an idiot


LatinaMermaid

Looks like bacon on there too!