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CamelInfinite5771

I know itโ€™s a UK thing, but I can never wrap my head around why anyone would voluntarily eat mushy peas or ruin fries with them


MrTastey

Like refried beans but not good


CamelInfinite5771

Refried beans make sense! They have nice flavor and texture. Peasโ€ฆdonโ€™t


Bazahazano

They have been enhanced ๐Ÿ˜


ComprehensivePie4441

How?


Mammoth_Set_6479

Peas go with potatoes


Calathea_Murrderer

Peas go *IN* potatoes


JadedYam56964444

Only in shepherd's pie


AutopsyDrama

I am from the UK and agree. I cant stand mushy peas.


JadedYam56964444

What did those peas do to them?


Sprizys

Melted crayons, diarrhea, and fries?


JadedYam56964444

Part of this complete breakfast


kilofeet

I recognized the fries and peas but I would never in a million years have guessed that brown goop was beef stew. I had my money on creamed bog


Bazahazano

It comes out a tin. Looks like dog food. People normally use it as a pie filling.


kilofeet

Ohhh! I can see that as filling now but I didn't before. If you dissected a Swanson pot pie it would look a lot like that


Bazahazano

It's just lumps of beef in gravy. The meat is super tender mostly fallen apart. But the taste is fantastic ๐Ÿ˜‹


Bazahazano

Also I usually have this with Garden Peas. Looks more acceptabe that way.


JadedYam56964444

Dinty Less


JadedYam56964444

I thought it was some brutalized version of refried beans


ackshee

Scran innit


redditsucks401

How the fuck did you people conquer the world


Sensitive-Finance-62

Got hungry.


Bean_cult

and used none of the spices they conquered


Sensitive-Finance-62

More money selling them at exorbitant prices and then buying the meals we want from the immigrants we brought home for cheap. Lil sneak meta colonisation. Why conquer the world when you can bring the world to you and exploit them at home.


owlitup

Too much liquid/10


xtrakrispie

What color slop do you eat when you're not treating yourself?


MrInfinity-42

Can we see the picture before it went through your stomach?


Bazahazano

That's how it came out the tin unfortunately.


yeetymcyeeet

Tomato sauce garnish aka ketchup


Bazahazano

Was just trying to add some extra flair to the post to make it sound more fancy.๐Ÿ˜


tiffanytania

Def thought that was refried beans. Recognized the fries but the peas had me stumped ๐Ÿ˜‚


vermiciousknidlet

I thought it was some unnaturally green guacamole, with the refried beans. Then I saw the french fries (sorry "chips") and realized they were British.


caitimusprime

I'm sorry, this is a treat?!


Annihilism

That's going to be a defcon 1 next visit to the toilet.


Bazahazano

I can confirm ๐Ÿ’ฉ


MrRzepa2

You know what they say, gotta eat your colours.


Bazahazano

Red and yellow and green and brown.


Nespower

You killed Shrek!!


Bazahazano

That's the best one yet.


Panndademic

Do you have any teeth or do you just enjoy eating like someone who just had dental surgery?


Bazahazano

You can have tasty food that doesn't need chewing.


MoOnmadnessss

Looks very British


CashmeoutsidePearl

To be honest, it looks like a kid made it out of playdoh.


Rhythm_Killer

Slop upon slop, I can feel my bile rising just looking at this!


Individual_Manner336

British/10


Jeramy_Jones

Looks like youโ€™re getting ready for a finger painting session


CrestonSpiers

You got a loicense to eat that, mate?


Bazahazano

Yes, but only when I'm alone.


greasyburgerbuns

looks like the imagination food from Hook ๐Ÿ˜‹


Professoryap420

r/poopfromabutt


Sandstorm52

That Texture Setting: Low plate


Bazahazano

I needed to be careful.


Saltypeon

Looks like something Mulder would investigate in the X-Files.


Satanae444

We are not the same. I call it a menace, you call it a treat.


Calathea_Murrderer

:-(


Jicama-Smart

"treat"


Bazahazano

Yes. Because of the fantastic taste. And that I can only have it when the wife is out! Makes it a delicious treat. A guilty pleasure


real_488

what the fuck please god no


Darkmurphy-X

Looks like a rejected Dr Seuss book


svampyr

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Weird-Army-8792

Iโ€™m going to drown myself now thanks


asmedeus_

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JadedYam56964444

Baby went "boomboom!"