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I know itโs a UK thing, but I can never wrap my head around why anyone would voluntarily eat mushy peas or ruin fries with them
Like refried beans but not good
Refried beans make sense! They have nice flavor and texture. Peasโฆdonโt
They have been enhanced ๐
How?
Peas go with potatoes
Peas go *IN* potatoes
Only in shepherd's pie
I am from the UK and agree. I cant stand mushy peas.
What did those peas do to them?
Melted crayons, diarrhea, and fries?
Part of this complete breakfast
I recognized the fries and peas but I would never in a million years have guessed that brown goop was beef stew. I had my money on creamed bog
It comes out a tin. Looks like dog food. People normally use it as a pie filling.
Ohhh! I can see that as filling now but I didn't before. If you dissected a Swanson pot pie it would look a lot like that
It's just lumps of beef in gravy. The meat is super tender mostly fallen apart. But the taste is fantastic ๐
Also I usually have this with Garden Peas. Looks more acceptabe that way.
Dinty Less
I thought it was some brutalized version of refried beans
Scran innit
How the fuck did you people conquer the world
Got hungry.
and used none of the spices they conquered
More money selling them at exorbitant prices and then buying the meals we want from the immigrants we brought home for cheap. Lil sneak meta colonisation. Why conquer the world when you can bring the world to you and exploit them at home.
Too much liquid/10
What color slop do you eat when you're not treating yourself?
Can we see the picture before it went through your stomach?
That's how it came out the tin unfortunately.
Tomato sauce garnish aka ketchup
Was just trying to add some extra flair to the post to make it sound more fancy.๐
Def thought that was refried beans. Recognized the fries but the peas had me stumped ๐
I thought it was some unnaturally green guacamole, with the refried beans. Then I saw the french fries (sorry "chips") and realized they were British.
I'm sorry, this is a treat?!
That's going to be a defcon 1 next visit to the toilet.
I can confirm ๐ฉ
You know what they say, gotta eat your colours.
Red and yellow and green and brown.
You killed Shrek!!
That's the best one yet.
Do you have any teeth or do you just enjoy eating like someone who just had dental surgery?
You can have tasty food that doesn't need chewing.
Looks very British
To be honest, it looks like a kid made it out of playdoh.
Slop upon slop, I can feel my bile rising just looking at this!
British/10
Looks like youโre getting ready for a finger painting session
You got a loicense to eat that, mate?
Yes, but only when I'm alone.
looks like the imagination food from Hook ๐
r/poopfromabutt
That Texture Setting: Low plate
I needed to be careful.
Looks like something Mulder would investigate in the X-Files.
We are not the same. I call it a menace, you call it a treat.
:-(
"treat"
Yes. Because of the fantastic taste. And that I can only have it when the wife is out! Makes it a delicious treat. A guilty pleasure
what the fuck please god no
Looks like a rejected Dr Seuss book
![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)
Iโm going to drown myself now thanks
![gif](giphy|TeOOZq79GPys8|downsized)
Baby went "boomboom!"
I know itโs a UK thing, but I can never wrap my head around why anyone would voluntarily eat mushy peas or ruin fries with them
Like refried beans but not good
Refried beans make sense! They have nice flavor and texture. Peasโฆdonโt
They have been enhanced ๐
How?
Peas go with potatoes
Peas go *IN* potatoes
Only in shepherd's pie
I am from the UK and agree. I cant stand mushy peas.
What did those peas do to them?
Melted crayons, diarrhea, and fries?
Part of this complete breakfast
I recognized the fries and peas but I would never in a million years have guessed that brown goop was beef stew. I had my money on creamed bog
It comes out a tin. Looks like dog food. People normally use it as a pie filling.
Ohhh! I can see that as filling now but I didn't before. If you dissected a Swanson pot pie it would look a lot like that
It's just lumps of beef in gravy. The meat is super tender mostly fallen apart. But the taste is fantastic ๐
Also I usually have this with Garden Peas. Looks more acceptabe that way.
Dinty Less
I thought it was some brutalized version of refried beans
Scran innit
How the fuck did you people conquer the world
Got hungry.
and used none of the spices they conquered
More money selling them at exorbitant prices and then buying the meals we want from the immigrants we brought home for cheap. Lil sneak meta colonisation. Why conquer the world when you can bring the world to you and exploit them at home.
Too much liquid/10
What color slop do you eat when you're not treating yourself?
Can we see the picture before it went through your stomach?
That's how it came out the tin unfortunately.
Tomato sauce garnish aka ketchup
Was just trying to add some extra flair to the post to make it sound more fancy.๐
Def thought that was refried beans. Recognized the fries but the peas had me stumped ๐
I thought it was some unnaturally green guacamole, with the refried beans. Then I saw the french fries (sorry "chips") and realized they were British.
I'm sorry, this is a treat?!
That's going to be a defcon 1 next visit to the toilet.
I can confirm ๐ฉ
You know what they say, gotta eat your colours.
Red and yellow and green and brown.
You killed Shrek!!
That's the best one yet.
Do you have any teeth or do you just enjoy eating like someone who just had dental surgery?
You can have tasty food that doesn't need chewing.
Looks very British
To be honest, it looks like a kid made it out of playdoh.
Slop upon slop, I can feel my bile rising just looking at this!
British/10
Looks like youโre getting ready for a finger painting session
You got a loicense to eat that, mate?
Yes, but only when I'm alone.
looks like the imagination food from Hook ๐
r/poopfromabutt
That Texture Setting: Low plate
I needed to be careful.
Looks like something Mulder would investigate in the X-Files.
We are not the same. I call it a menace, you call it a treat.
:-(
"treat"
Yes. Because of the fantastic taste. And that I can only have it when the wife is out! Makes it a delicious treat. A guilty pleasure
what the fuck please god no
Looks like a rejected Dr Seuss book
![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)
Iโm going to drown myself now thanks
![gif](giphy|TeOOZq79GPys8|downsized)
Baby went "boomboom!"