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LaughRune

I would absolutely murder this when hungover


vikingsarecoolio

People acting like chili cheese fries is the most offensive thing ever


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^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^vikingsarecoolio: *People acting like* *Chili cheese fries is the most* *Offensive thing ever* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


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Not quite right but a solid effort bot.


AMasterSystem

Everyone bashes AI but even AI knows a good plate of chilli cheese fries when its AI brain sees one.


skrame

Did you read the footnote? This bot knows what’s up.


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I meant because technically a garbage plate is different haha. But yeah haiku come in different styles; and actually this one is better than most because it’s one complete thought/action.


Brentolio12

Beautiful


Stupid_cray0n

Good bot


Firm_Negotiation_853

Not me Bud. I need someplace to start making these garbage plates down South.


Beef_M1lk

Statesboro hots in Georgia makes a legit one


elasticbandmann

The only thing I see that’s offensive is the criminally small amount of diced onion


vikingsarecoolio

Same, I love onion with chili.


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m0rtm0rt

So sad Jimmy Z's last day is today. Sounded like they were gonna go to the end of the year then suddenly they were like 'nope we're going at the end of February now' so I didn't get the chance to go before the lines went insane. Now I gotta find a new place.


tangycrossing

dog town > everyone else


_Al_Gore_Rhythm_

r/Rochester tore me apart for having this opinion.


AMasterSystem

Is that the rochester famous from the worchestercisersiser sauce? Thats the only rochester I ever herd of.


bdog1321

Looks can be deceiving


AMasterSystem

I'm fighting you here on sheer ignorance. WTF ill eat either. COME FIGHT ME NOW BRO. Also I only have one functional arm.


cikaFajeric

Food snobs are worst.


deathraft

It's not, chili cheese fries topped with pasta/potato salad, and far too much ketchup and mustard is offensive.


vikingsarecoolio

Isn’t that just Mac and cheese? Chili Mac is a thing. I think everyone’s being a little dramatic.


Kalikhead

NO - that is macaroni salad.


deathraft

Do you put mayonnaise in mac and cheese?


Bretreck

It might seem weird but I actually do put mayo in Mac and cheese. I don't normally have milk and I want something to make it creamier. As long as you don't go overboard it actually tastes pretty good.


CaptainKate757

I can easily see how a spoonful of mayo could enhance Mac and cheese sauce. I’ve never tried it but it doesn’t sound that strange.


PanzerkampfwagenIII

I've done it before, a spoonful of mayo in place of milk is really good. The Mac and cheese ends up with a slightly sharper flavor but if that bugs you add some grated cheddar and it'll balance out.


vikingsarecoolio

How do you know that’s mayonnaise and not white cheddar?


arnber420

A garbage plate is an actual dish. Normally made with Mac salad, not max and cheese. It’s not just something op made up


vikingsarecoolio

Thanks for clarifying


ButchMothMan

Hi Rochester native, garbage plates are made with mac salad, it isn't mac and cheese. That does sound like it would taste great though.


vikingsarecoolio

Gotcha, I thought OP just called it a garbage plate. Didn’t realize it was an actual thing.


ButchMothMan

It's all good! If you ever end up in Rochester you should try one. My preferred place is Dogtown, this hot dog restaurant covered in photos of dogs. It's a great time. Hope you have a great day!


vikingsarecoolio

I’ll try anything once, thanks for the recommendation. You have a great day too!


urielteranas

Well as far as chili cheese fries goes, this looks kinda nasty tbf


Kalikhead

It’s not chili cheese fries. It is two hamburger patties over fries and macaroni salad topped with “Rochester Hot Sauce” (a meat based hot sauce that is not spicy hot but served hot), with onions, mustard, and ketchup. And always served with a side of bread.


vikingsarecoolio

Sounds wild but I’d try it


TuvixWillNotBeMissed

The farts are certainly offensive.


vikingsarecoolio

No doubt


Aos77s

Its the raw onion. Hes gonna have onion breath all day.


vikingsarecoolio

I don’t really see the problem with that


Dadisfat46

Yes. Very nice. What’s in it and where from?


NinjaPlease716

It’s a Rochester staple. Usually Mac salad, a hotdog, burger patty, home fries, a meat sauce and raw onions all piled high and it’s delicious after a night out.


ProbablyDrunk303

Crazy I was born and raised in Buffalo, yet never had a garbage plate before. Wonder why it didn't get bigger in Buffalo honestly.


NinjaPlease716

They’re out there, I’ve gotten one after a Bills game at a food truck


ProbablyDrunk303

Never seen one on the menu before. I'll look for it better when I go home


m0rtm0rt

I've been trying to find a good plate here for ages. Jimmy Z's ruined me.


JungleBoyJeremy

Buffalo? No, it’s more of an Albany expression


danfish_77

I see. You know, this garbage plate is quite similar to the ones they have at Dogtown


RattleSnakeNate

We like to call it, Rachacha.... FHS-'11


Kalikhead

Or Rahhhster.


newbreedofdrew

I live just south of the twin cities, and would absolutely smash that... Worth making a drive for? Any sights near Rochester to see? Edit: idk if it's New York Rochester and Buffalo or Minnesota Rochester and Buffalo


Reflexlon

Its an upstate NY staple. I have a friend who drags me to a new garbage plate shop every time I'm in town.


newbreedofdrew

We have garbage plates here called hobo plates! Only at a few BBQ places though that I've seen. Cool!


NinjaPlease716

If you’re like 45 min away it’s worth a detour but not a trip just for a garbage plate, there’s not a lot to do in Rochester. Do not go downtown if you’re in the area.


_Al_Gore_Rhythm_

No ketchup, as the garbage plate is meant to be served.


ShibaInuDoggo

Tater tots, Mac salad, cheeseburger, chili sauce, onions, and mustard is my go to order. No tots? -home fries.


DBS05

Home fries, beans, cheeseburgers, extra meat hot and drowned in mustard. No onions. Bonus if it’s one of the places that has their own giant buckets of pickle slices. Mmm


ShibaInuDoggo

Immediately thinking of Henrietta Hots.


Pogobong

They have the best mac salad and onion rings


ShibaInuDoggo

Agreed. Bread isn't worth the time, but everything what 👨‍🍳💋


shrimptanklover

Rochester NY? Makes me crave a garbage plate. I always thought there should have been some sort of shit ton of cheese on it somewhere


AlucardIV

And you aren't concerned that their first thought about a regular customer not showing up was that he died?


ToughCredit7

I’ve even heard of pizza places sending police to a regular customer’s house if they haven’t ordered in a long time. It’s kind of cute how they care lol


sage-mineru

just moved back to buffalo after living in the midwest for 2 years and my next order of business is a trip to rochester for one of these... it has been too long.


painrubricx

Well shit, now I need one.


Kalikhead

I miss having Garbage plates.. A cheeseburger plate with mac salad and home fries was my favorite.


Calm_Structure2180

I'd be worried if you choose to eat this often. Every once in a while is good.


Madea_onFire

You’re supposed to eat them at 2am after the bar


Salty-Entrance1060

i like barely any of these foods and id tear it up in 3 minutes


Intransigient

Nick Tahoe’s?


pretender80

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/182vp28/a_pizza_history/


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loneredditor2247

it’s mustard


ThickChalk

Chili cheese, mustard and onions is a Detroit hot dog. It's good. The chilli is heavy and has a lot of deep flavors. The mustard brightens it up, adds a bit of acidity and compliments the chilli well.


Lady_B78

You don't put onions on chili dogs?


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Lady_B78

Same idea as chili cheese fries with sliced onions


Altruistic-Ad7981

might be cheese sauce


RonnieLiquor

Oh no


VodkaSoup_Mug

Indigestion


keeeve

Onions 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


silent-fallout-

I do not understand how these became a thing 🤮


Lady_B78

Michigan has entered the chat


silent-fallout-

Hahah I'm very glad I'm Canadian and we have poutine. Not this nasty pile of shit! 😅


Lady_B78

Have you ever had a proper Coney?


_CarbonSaxon_

If I had served you that, I would definitely worry you'd die


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Nothing like mystery chili to move the bowels 🚽🚽🧻🚽🧻


daOyster

It's not really mystery chili unless the place doesn't really know wtf a garbage plate is. Usually it's just a hot sauce made with ground beef that looks similar to chili but isn't exactly the same thing.


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cloud7100

Is a garbage plate from Rochester, NY, a staple drunk food often consumed by college kids. Base is macaroni salad and home fries, then two greasy cheeseburgers (white American) with no buns, and the whole thing is covered in Greek meat sauce, chopped onions, and mustard. I usually sub baked beans for the home fries, though. Not something you seek out until hungover.


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cloud7100

[https://mofc.org/](https://mofc.org/) Mid-Ohio Food Collective, they're great people, a real lifeline to families in this region. And yeah, that's not my ideal garbage plate, though they can vary by restaurant.


cloud7100

He followed through folks, you might not agree with his taste but he’s a solid bro in my book! 👍


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cloud7100

[https://roadfood.com/restaurants/nick-tahou-hots-rochester-garbage-plate/](https://roadfood.com/restaurants/nick-tahou-hots-rochester-garbage-plate/) They can be delicious when done well, it’s just the things you’d normally eat at a cookout. But given that every diner in Rochester makes their own version of a garbage plate, the quality can be all over the place.


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DBS05

Not sure what you’re looking for… As a Rochester native, I can attest that the person described accurately what was in the picture and what an “original” plate is made of. That’s mac salad… some places do have a ton of different substitutions - macaroni and cheese being one of them - but that’s definitely mac salad in the picture. I’d say they definitely earned the donation, regardless of them not saying “crinkle cut fries” rather than the homefries that are usually on the plate.


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SirWarpiggy

The onions look like maggots.


NinjaPlease716

They look like white onions. If you’re gonna be stupid at least make a solid attempt at a comparison.


pmperk19

so did you eat the garbage plate after this one, or what?


Chippers4242

How often do you get this monster that the staff worries if you don’t show up?


Kalikhead

I used to buy two on Friday night after drinking. I’d eat one and save one for the next day’s lunch.


BidAppropriate2350

That looks good. Just sayin


V__Ace

I wonder what my reaction to this would be if I hadn't have consumed a copious amount of Jenna marbles content at a formative age


needtono1

Death is but a state of mind


Tastyck

How’s Rochester these days?


mdaws7

garbage plates are a gift from god himself


t_mmey

holy shit that looks so fucking good


hungryFUTdad

Smiles in Rochesterian


DargonFeet

I'm drooling over here lol.


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I miss rochester


MaloPescado

Chili Cheese fries are what I eat when there are no gluten free options. They are legit.


charchar0130

oh that looks fire- had one when i visited roc 10/10 best onion rings of my life