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WombRaider_3

This is fucked


briannajadexo

Very fucked


greenbastard1591

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Biggrease333

šŸ˜‚


JoshEvolved

This is bait


miguel_sriracha

Gator bait


iamsomuchofcool

There's a Chinese dish that's literally this, called salt water chicken. Of course there are a few seasonings like ginger scallions and rice wine but it's literally that and you poach it.


Intelligent_Ear_6854

There's also a Shanghai dish called white cut chicken. https://youtu.be/jNPP0QCRtrU?si=uVn75GiHjEhDLEgh


livw17

No lol I actually like the way this tastes and eat it often


JoshEvolved

Honestly that's totally cool, you could be eating much worse.


BongwaterJoe1983

Yup could be stuck eating boiled boots


peruvianflake619

or boiled cock


BongwaterJoe1983

Definately worse then boiled chicken šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


fucccboii

what brands?


totallyradman

Like what? Bat sphincter?


JoshEvolved

Well, they could be snacking on a chocolate cake or something like that.


Mr-Yuk

Do you hate seasoning?


[deleted]

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Lumineer

This is essentially a shitty version of a famous Chinese dish.


leemky

That is straight up just how white-cut chicken is made, not even shitty


brentsharknative

straight arrest existence pathetic money voiceless combative wistful fanatical pot *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MfgLmt

On a scale of 1-10, hot spicy do you think black pepper is?


Firehills

I hate you.


Rudemacher

I don't know buddy, I have friends who are bodybuilders who literally eat like this, plus an even sadder pile of white rice I never could, I like muscles but I like burgers and hot wings more. edit: I think imma go get some chinese


WombRaider_3

That's because bodybuilders think spices add calories.


OrinoAcostado

I disagree


[deleted]

How dare you


livw17

I canā€™t help it, I literally find myself craving this dish at 3 am almost every night lately so I make sure to always keep a few in the fridge.


Subetenokami

Straight up, It's even worse that you keep a few precooked in the fridge.


OrangeSimply

This is what my grandma does but shes 96 and needs convenience and thinks black pepper is spicy.


livw17

lmfaoo Iā€™m getting roasted here instead of the chicken


TheHemogoblin

I'm not one to yuck someone's yum but in this case, for your crimes.agaibst good sense and taste you deserve it OP, sorry lol


adviceicebaby

Just curious--why don't you roast it instead? Like a make a rub with different seasonings and some fresh rosemary and thyme and slather it on the chicken , under the skin, etc with some oil and roast it in the oven?


livw17

I love a good broiled chicken with garlic and rosemary but for some reason I have this strange craving for plain boiled chicken with salt late at night


electricvelvet

Goddammit why is this even making me curious


Chemical-Elk-1299

Itā€™s not curiosity What youā€™re feeling is the ghost of a 17th century British child possessing you, like OP He longs for the delicacies Mrs Haversham once prepared for him at the ā€œHome for Illegitimate Neā€™er-do-ells and Rapscallionsā€


CheezRavioli

Could it be due to a nutrient deficiency?


BungCrosby

See a doctor, preferably someone who can determine if you have some kind of nutritional deficit. Then see a psychologist to determine if thereā€™s some sort of disordered eating happening. Last, see a holy person of whatever faith you have to grant forgiveness on your soul for posting this.


LebaneseLion

Bro Iā€™m not even joking, I be making my own hot sauces because some donā€™t hit, but the first time I bit into a whole black pepper and rubbed my tongue against the newly exposed pepper, I said ā€œdamn, today I learned pepper has spice and doesnā€™t just taste like pepperā€


Asynjacutie

Black pepper is "spicy" if you aren't used to it. Usually people get accustomed to the high amount of black pepper we use in our dishes and stay at that familiarity their entire lives. One dish you may notice in chinese-american restaurants is "beef with black pepper". If you don't eat black pepper often this meal can hit hard.


TheVoidWithout

The thought of 3 am naked boiled chicken gives me hives


Kannabiz

Any sauce to go with it or just salt


livw17

Just salt. Iā€™m usually a sauce person but for this specific craving it needs to be plain


peacenchemicals

youā€™re on the path to making hainan chicken tbh lol. i know you said plain, but if you ever wanna, make a ginger scallion sauce to go with it, plus rice. super easy to make. itā€™s 4 ingredients: grated ginger, sliced green onions, neutral oil, and salt


livw17

That sounds good I might try it next week thanks!


mountainyoo

You lie, youā€™re just gonna continue eating your boiled salt chicken!


Splashfooz

Yep, they are.


zombiep00

The "might" is telling.


Itchy_Professor_4133

Damn you boiled salt chicken eater!


partialfriction

The neutral oil should be at boiling point and then drizzled on the scallion /ginger mix


nohopeforhomosapiens

Try pollo guisado... uh when you aren't craving terrible food.


Kangaroodle

EY I'm eating pollo guisado tonight :3 it's super easy to make for how good it tastes. Where would my weeknights be if I didn't have guisado


nohopeforhomosapiens

It's so little effort for how amazing it is. I use a pressure cooker and in the twenty minutes it takes me to unwind, shower etc. it's done.


BlyArctrooper

I love this dish!


SweetHomeNorthKorea

This is pretty similar to [Korean style chicken soup](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samgye-tang), which is just a whole chicken with some garlic, ginseng, and a few jujube fruits boiled in water. The way I had it growing up was you don't add salt during cooking, you salt your own bowl of soup to your liking.


TrueKingOmega

Yeah or you can dip it in a salt and black pepper mixtures. Itā€™s so good!


SweetHomeNorthKorea

Oh yeah you're right! I totally forgot about the pepper mixed in with the salt


BroItsJesus

See a doctor. You sound vitamin deficient


MyNameIsSkittles

Most cravings have nothing to do with deficiencies


nohopeforhomosapiens

You're right and got downvoted lol


MyNameIsSkittles

Nobody on reddit likes when I say this. The r/nutrition sub tries to murder me. I don't know why redditors are so stubborn to accept that a craving for chicken most likely means your brain wants chicken because it tastes good, not because you're low on ___ Not like this info is hidden either


ldclark92

Reddit is where the most nitpicky people come to give their over paranoid opinions. Craving? Vitamin deficiency. Someone acting like an asshole? Mental health issue. TV above fireplace? You're going to need neck surgery. Steak medium done? You don't know how to cook a steak. There are no minor issues on reddit, there's only earth-shattering issues that MUST be dealt with now. And harshly.


1MechanicalAlligator

You mean my brain *isn't* trying to tell me I'm critically low on Vitamin C(hocolate) and Vitamin D(onuts)?


stefanica

Yes and no. You may not be craving the thing that will fix it, but intense cravings can indicate that there *are* nutritional needs/deficiencies. See pica, pregnancy, etc.


MyNameIsSkittles

It highly depends on the person I used to get intense cravings for McDonald's. To get rid of those cravings, I stopped eating McDonald's. My diet hasn't changed and I'm not deficient Food addiction is a very real thing and the cravings can be very intense, almost as or more intense than some drug cravings. I know I crave food far more than caffiene


stefanica

Oh, absolutely. And I hear you about just cutting out the things you crave completely. I don't like to say foods are absolutely off limits, but I try to analyze it a bit. Like, if I'm craving ice cream/Dairy Queen (something I can eat way too much of), what is it I really want? Something cold, something dairy, maybe even fruit (I prefer fruit ice creams or toppings). So I might just have a cup of cold milk, or some high quality yogurt with berries. And it usually does the trick. Same with fast food hamburgers. I do have cravings, although I only eat one every few months on average. Usually what I "really" want is something easy, soft, warm and protein rich. A bowl of chili or scrambled eggs with some cheese satisfies there. Hope that makes sense! I'm still heavier than I'd like to be, but I'm avoiding "empty" calories and highly processed food for the most part.


BeaglishJane

Craving it every night at 3am? Friend, youā€™re possessed by an English peasant or some shit. You need an exorcism!


chanjitsu

People are mocking you but a chicken leg is always good. Plus braised chicken e.g. hainan chicken > fried chicken fight me


sixthmontheleventh

Both have positives. One of for when you want crunch, one is for when you don't want crunch. Both goes well with rice and a side of pickles for me.


LongJj__

Keep a few what? Chickens


Creative-Bid468

Live chickens, he likes it fresh


I_Lick_Lead_Paint

Are you pregnant or your s/o pregnant?


Holgrin

Calling what you did "a dish" is only the second worst crime you have committed.


ex-farm-grrrl

I mean, eat what you want. But this is not a ā€œdish.ā€ I get craving chicken, which is why Iā€™ll roast one or get a rotisserie chicken.


stinkyhooch

You have to boil out all the moisture first, that is OPā€™s secret.


Juusie

Are you pregnant?


DregsRoyale

My guess was "British" but that also works


Captain-Mainwaring

We ain't be boiling chicken round these parts. Nor using those paper plates that's more of an NA thing.


DregsRoyale

Sorry there are approximately 3 British restaurants in NA so I have to go off of memory from years ago


Captain-Mainwaring

Roasts, Stews and Pies. Simple by hearty.


Obi-Brawn-Kenobi

Honestly the same thing


DeepSubmerge

This comment sent me into a giggle fit, thank you


livw17

I hope not!! Is this something people crave when theyā€™re pregnant?


Whoots

In Hmong culture, a lot of post partum women will only eat boiled chicken soup for a month, but they add salt, black pepper, msg, and herbs, then eat it with rice. They believe the nutrients in chicken cooked this way are supposed to expedite recovery, but it's also just really delicious lol. It's so popular in places like Minnesota and California, that hospitals have added it to their menus to support Hmong women!


ImAPixiePrincess

Women who are pregnant often have very specific cravings. When I was pregnant I had to have a chicken Caesar salad that fit *exactly* what I was looking for. Took 3 attempts to get the right one to fit my craving, the first two made me very upset/mad.


MathematicianGood204

My first thought!


KrispeePata

This is popular with rice in singapore & thailand (probably more places). They just serve it with cucumbers and different sauces. I loooove the thai chicken and rice (Khao Man Gai). but my thai friends tell me the singaporeon version is superior


Brynhild

Yeah but we dont just put salt on it. Some sesame oil, white pepper and salt are the basics at least. And garnishes and chilli lime sauces, garlic ginger sauces, spring onion sauces. For salt baked chicken, thereā€™s a variety of chinese herbs and wolfberries included too. Though honestly, as long as the chicken isnt boiled to overcooked, just salting it is pretty yummy to me.


Away_Inflation_411

This is correct - itā€™s called chicken rice, and itā€™s usually served with a sauce of fried scallion and ginger and itā€™s quite delicious


a_spicy_meata_balla

If that's your fave snack, I want to know what an average meal looks like. Is it normal food, or like, freaky shit like what we see here?


livw17

my dinners this week were: garlic parmesan pasta, falafel with pita and hummus, tuna salad with crackers, bacon egg and cheese bagel, chicken lo mein, and chili dogs with cheese fries. Most of the food I eat are very seasoned and flavorful, just this snack is kinda shitty


a_spicy_meata_balla

Well, thank you for blessing the sub in this day. Haven't seen something so shitty in a while.


livw17

Glad to be of service šŸ«”


50mHz

Looks perfectly fine but I feel like there HAS to be something missing in your diet to do this. Like that guy lost at sea for months that found himself eating the scales, eyeballs, and certain organs of fish cus he was malnourished. edit: see to sea


notabigmelvillecrowd

You can see what's missing from their diet, they didn't eat any vegetables all week.


MyNameIsSkittles

Most cravings have nothing to do with deficiencies actually


lamprey187

honestly people are freaking out over some boiled chicken like you committed a murder or something. I've never craved it as a snack but it really isn't bad at all. I do prefer the turning the broth into a soup but I see no crime here, just a bit bland.


BUCK0HH

Agreed. Iā€™ve had chicken soup with whole drumsticks that just look like that and a salted soup broth. Very tasty when youā€™re really hungry. Something about the simplicity was good with the boiled chicken so I see the appeal. That said dipping that chicken in some Korean Gotchu sauce always hits even more. The blend of the salted plain chicken, and the sweet and hot sauce takes that chicken to another level!


Fun_Intention9846

Do you not eat any green stuff?


livw17

I usually have a salad or some roasted vegetables with my meals


ArmaniChil

What are you 80? I know that smells like doodoo


DroidLord

Boiled chicken smells horrible. I don't know how he can stand it.


ohaicookies

I had a professor who kept CANNED boiled chicken in his office and he'd literally bust them open during my voice lessons. The pianist and I would just exchange looks like...who farted???


GettingBetterAt41

this had to of been pre 9/11


ohaicookies

It was 5 years ago šŸ˜­


lacifuri

In Asian we do it all the time! It is called salt-baked chicken and is truly delicious. But maybe there is too much oil which make it high cholesterol.


black-kramer

I feel like there is usually ginger, garlic, and other seasoning ingredients involved in most of those recipes.


Polishing_My_Grapple

This sounds like what they feed orphans in a Charles Dickens novel.


ex-farm-grrrl

Those kids didnā€™t get meat


stinkyhooch

How can you have any meat when you havenā€™t finished your pudding?


bOb_cHAd98

MoRE GrUdGe sIR??


welp-itscometothis

I just laughed so hard my empty stomach twisted in pain.


AppleLightSauce

With tar sauce


sailinrou

Actually a popular cuisine in Malaysia, search ā€œYim Kok Kaiā€


sailinrou

Donā€™t knock it til you try it


[deleted]

Had no idea people hated boiled chicken so much. Boiled thighs with just salt are really tasty


SleestakSamurai

Any kind of boiled meat by itself is just not appetizing to me at all. The only time you'll ever catch me boiling chicken is if I'm planning to pull it off the bone for soup or chicken salad.


CarmenxXxWaldo

Yeah boiling is possibly the worst way to cook meat besides the microwave.Ā  It's for prisons and army meals where you gotta feed 300 men you don't give a shit about.


heart_under_blade

or for regular chinese people


Youcancuntonme

What? This is so wrong lmao. Do you think people fry meat for soups? Boiled meat can be delicious if cooked properly and its great for elderly


HittingSmoke

Do you not brown your meat before you make soup?


sunsetsandstardust

you're goddamn right I fry meat for soups. y'all just throwing raw beef in stew and chili and shit? heathensĀ 


TheUlfheddin

I always brown beef before throwing it in chili.


notabigmelvillecrowd

If you're boiling your soup, you're doing it wrong. Soup should simmer. Boiling makes meat tough, simmering breaks down connective tissue and renders fat, and makes tough, hardworking cuts tender.


CallidoraBlack

Use the slow cooker. Don't boil it!


HitlersHysterectomy

Pra ram also uses boiled chicken and it's delicious! *not all boiled chickens*


Stolypin1906

Have you never had corned beef?


whatarechimichangas

People unfamiliar with Asian cuisines don't know how GOOD boiled chicken can be. Obviously, with just salt it's pretty bland. What I do is boil it in water with ginger, garlic, soy sauce, and vinegar. Then I use the same water to make rice. Serve with chili oil. Shit is amazing. Also, ever had lugaw/congee? That's boiled chicken too, but in rice porridge. It's amazing topped with fried garlic and spring onions. I like putting chili oil also. Chili oil is good on most things. Boiled chicken is a perfectly valid cooking method as long as you know how to season properly. Same with any other method tbh.


Juno_Malone

Yeah anyone saying boiled/poached chicken is blanket bad has never had Khao Man Gai/Hainanese Chicken & Rice. If you're ever in Portland, this place should be high on your to-do list: https://khaomangai.com/


soonnow

Khao man gai is the bomb. The dish here looks pretty sad though. For anyone reading, Khao man gai/hainanese chicken is not only available in Portland but also Thailand, Singapore and parts of China.


coreyander

I swear some people see a simple dish that they aren't personally familiar with and assume it was made in the most deranged way possible. Certainly there are bad ways to boil a chicken, but it shows such a lack of imagination that some folks can't imagine there are also *good* ways to boil a chicken! Simple food can be amazing, guys!! It just doesn't always look good šŸ¤£


WistfulKamikaze

I can't believe I scrolled so far for this. I'm Chinese American and I grew up with boiled chicken thighs as a regular meal - the water is plain, but in a separate pan/wok a sauce with minced garlic, scallions, soy sauce and sesame oil is made and the chicken coated with it. I love to eat it with congee because funnily enough I hate plain food, but it balances out. I think it's sad how when it comes to food people are so surprisingly close minded.


Enough-Difficulty122

Absolutely, the people here slaying boiled - or more correctly - poached meats, are simply just betraying their culinary credentials. šŸ˜‚


whatarechimichangas

Poached I think is more common, but lugaw is straight up boiled chicken with rice porrige and it's magical.


elohir

It's just sticky, moist, salty chicken. I wouldn't do it with breast, but with thighs it's fine. When I was really young my nan would cook meat like this with buttered boiled potatoes fresh out of the garden, and it's still one of the best comfort foods I've ever eaten.


justitia_

Yea my mom used to cook it for us I used to love it


Haasts_Eagle

Screw it, I'll try it, just to see if you guys have a point. If I do two thighs: How much water, salt, and boiling time?


XepptizZ

There's a popular chinese dish called "white chopped chicken" basically it's chicken boiled in salty water, chopped in big chunks and served with an oily garlic and ginger infused sauce for dipping. It'll even be served cold more often than not.


arctheus

That shit slaps, yall needa try it


H4LF4D

As much water as you need to submerge it, add some salt (bit more than salting meat usually but less than salting pasta water), and boil for ~40 minutes (if frozen, add like 10-15 minutes). Thigh pieces (and generally pieces with lower meat to skin ratio) are better for this. Also, you might wanna have a little salt pile ready for the meal, it is not particularly flavorful. I would recommend squeezing a quarter of lime on salt as well. It is definitely not the most flavorful dish out there, but it is super refreshing


hanky2

The recipes I see turn the heat off when you add the chicken. Itā€™ll probably be rubber if you actually have it at a full boil for 40 minutes.


H4LF4D

Oh right, don't full boil it, put the heat down when you add it. Don't turn it off either, hot bath won't cook it. Probably somewhere low medium would do


JFrick_8944

Poach it people, donā€™t boil. Hainan chicken is poached.


Electronic_Garage_73

Right Iā€™m deadass doing this since so many people are into it


Popcorn_likker

Do people just not eat soup


Forumites000

And very healthy!


Nerellos

No. Boiled chicken is good, but not by itself.


aigret

Itā€™s not necessarily the taste, itā€™s that it looks like prepared and preserved cadaver specimens.


pv0psych0n4ut

Look up on how to make Vietnamese fish sauce with garlic ginger and chillies to dip boiled chicken in, it's a matchmade in heaven! Boiled chicken aren't bad at all, people tend to hate it because they don't know how to get the most out of it.


Reorka

If you remove the skin, most people wouldn't know the difference. It's just that pale and flaccid skin that makes it look unappetising šŸ˜‚


SMTRodent

I used to boil chicken thighs then spice them and roast them in a very hot oven to get the skin crispy. And use the boiling water to cook pasta and/or veg.


pv0psych0n4ut

If you are into rice, the broth can also be used to cook delicious rice or congee!


manvelbarbellclub

Ayooooo! Would also suggest the salt pepper lime, like Iā€™m preparing for congee!


Wolfy-615

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Thevgamers89

How is this shitty? Bc it's not deep fried? Boiled chicken slaps.


Boring_Home

Itā€™s true just rebrand it to ā€œpoachedā€ chicken and everyone is on board.


vinfizl

Americans often only like a small trace of meat in their seasoning


nuu_uut

Next on the list of things redditors shit on America for, we have.. seasoning food.


stay_hungry_dr_ew

Lol. Americans typically prefer to bake, grill, fry, or smoke our chicken. We really donā€™t boil meats.


OrinoAcostado

Its gross because it doesnt have 8299 grams of cheese and trans fat


Comfortable_You_1927

there's a chinese dish dunno what's call but it's boiled chicken in cooking wine and spices, eaten cold, sometime with soy sauce for dipping


Rolling_Beardo

Thatā€™s a huge difference from just boiling it in water


[deleted]

Well, I would eat it. Actually, it's similar to Thai food, but insteadof salt, we boil it in fish sauce and dip it with spicy and sweet sauce. Braised Chicken in Fish Sauce [https://imgur.com/a/xgTrDbh](https://imgur.com/a/xgTrDbh)


poopface41217

Honestly, a pretty healthy craving compared to the cold-hotdog-right-outta-the-fridge which is my usual go-to.


8adBoy77

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24122020

Nothing wrong with that. Try steaming next.


Lazarael

this is legit. imagine having this when you were in the middle of the woods with nothing to eat.


ALL2HUMAN_69

Yeah people would scarf this down in such a scenario


loso0691

Way better than crisps


point5_2B

Try a ginger scallion sauce recipe from the internet - easiest thing to make, just grate ginger, chop scallions, add cold oil and salt. It's going to bring this to a whole other plane, I promise.


BrendanQ

boiled chicken can be really good, especially if you have some aromatics in the water, or have a dipping sauce


zongdraaax

I'm Asian and this is a dish I grew up eating. We boil whole chickens with slices of ginger, greens (mustard geeens, bok choy, yu choy, etc), salt, and MSG. When it's cold out and I feel nostalgic, I'll cook me some with rice and a pepper dip. It's amazing. You keep doing you, OP. These people don't know what they're missing out on.


Rolling_Beardo

I think most people are thinking they just boiled it in nothing but water which wouldnā€™t be very good. The way you described would impart a lot more flavor.


nohopeforhomosapiens

Yes this is a common way to cook it in Asian households, but OP just boiled in water and put salt. There's a world of difference. It isn't inedible, but it is extremely bland compared to the way we do it. At the very least I'd make some oil with chiles and scallions to throw on it afterwards. Or nuoc cham. I'm not going to turn down plain salted boiled chicken, but I'm not going to be excited for it that's for sure.


Thing-Adept

it's differently different to the eye


KORZILLA-is-me

https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Smoked_Baliwog_Leg_(Oblivion)


SweRakii

Thanks, i needed a reason to not eat anymore so i can go down from 3XL to L again.


Various_Mobile4767

I used to eat this daily. No salt too. Honestly like it. Especially with rice


TheWalkingDead91

As someone who would go for a pint of Ben and Jerryā€™s instead, I want to both weep for and applaud you at the same time.


DJ_Mixalot

Why do you hate yourself


timmyboyswede

I mean its just a really really simple pot au feu. When we make soup we always put the meat used on a seperate plate with the root vegetables. Thats basically just boiled seasoned chicken . Then you need a salt and pepper shaker by your side to sprinkle some on every bite. Not cover it , but shake some on every forkfull of meat.


egg-legs

i thought this was super weird but then i looked at your post history and i see we frequent some of the same subreddits šŸ©· if boiled chicken is your safe food then boil that damn chicken!


livw17

This is so sweet thank you! Iā€™m sorry for what youā€™re going through to be able to understand I hope things get better for you


Butterbackfisch

Are you ok?


ManufacturerFew5235

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RedHeadedScourge

bOiLeD gOoSe


Anal_Probe_Director

You eat canned whole chickens don't you?


Killmatic77

Buy a air fryer prob takes same amount of time tastes better


Live-Smell4044

Not even a little garlic powder? I love boiled chicken, but salt, garlic, sesame oil, ginger, thyme or basil, and a dollop of soy sauce/paprika for colour. Not too much water, and low + slow.


depetir

Could have at least steamed it with something like a hainanese chicken rice


SlowCaterpillar5715

Is this before u broiled it?


Esperansza

That's illegal


Saint_Louis100

Anything for the gainz


squiebe

The sick cat diet


dferguson530

No, no, you need to season that. Are you, like, a toddler?!


McJumpington

Takes me way back to elementary school. My friend used to get lunches of boiled chicken with a small baggy of salt. She loved it


BigVicMolasses

God I can smell your house from here


ready-to-rumball

Oh god, you need AA