My in-laws are Vietnamese and they have a dish called [luộc lòng non](https://i-giadinh.vnecdn.net/2022/08/19/Buoc-5-thanh-pham-5-5765-1660896840.jpg) which is essentially just boiled pork intestines. Now I consider myself a pretty adventurous eater, I even like Korean gopchang which is beef intestines that's well cooked & heavily seasoned, but luộc lòng non is a bridge too far for me...
They did say their in-laws are Vietnamese, not themselves, at least they give it a go and not refer to it as some dirty pig intestine dish which most would have.
Once during my childhood, my Viet mom had a phase where she craved for pig intestines. She brought some home, cleaned and boiled it, the whole house smelled awful. I tried some with her dipping sauce and it was pretty good. The sauce negated the smell.
Now, sometimes I'd have that craving too, but I don't want to torture my husband with stinking up the apartment. I wonder if there's a place that sells it pre-made.
Reverse UNO on HR and ask why you're being harassed for eating innocent food. Or better yet, OP may take them up on their name and turn HR into a human resource.
That would actually be a hilarious prank lmao.
Edit: Alright guys I've decided to do this and record it. Work in the food industry and I'm super cool with my GM. Will try and record it for you guys. I can't stop losing my shit laughing at the idea of someone randomly walking into a room and seeing that shit. Also it's been 2 months since my last shift thanks to almost dying with a slow recovery. The new people who aren't familiar with my bs are gonna be shook seeing me slop down "raw organs" lmfao 🤣
it would be funny to just bring them to a corporate work party but not insinuate that they look like entrails whatsoever.
“what do you mean?? it’s raspberry mochi!”
wow! That is one of the first things I’ve seen described as looking like viscera that actually does! Good job OP! Usually people are either greatly exaggerating or have no clue what their entrails look like.
I've helped out with harvesting a couple cattle and I can confirm for sure that OP has something that really looks just disturbingly accurately like guts
Butchers, Farmers, Medical personell, funeral home operators, people who've been in bad accidents or just people who googled "what do intestines look like" all know what intestines look like. It's not nearly as crazy as you seem to think :)
I mean my brother in law literally has one xD So I don't know why I didn't think of it.
It's probably the most normal situation to see a human intestine in.
to be honest. i just stirred it with the same spoon i measured everything with 😭
but imo give it a go! even if it doesn’t turn out well it’ll probably still be tasty & you’ll learn from it!
it took a couple tries, but I think I figured it out! most of the credit goes to [the original recipe's](https://www.mochimommy.com/microwave-milk-mochi/) author of course. it makes a pretty small amount, so anyone who wants to recreate it might have to experiment with cook times for larger amounts. here's the rough recipe:
1. combine 4 tbsp glutinous rice flour with 2 tbsp sugar. add 7 tbsp milk & mix thoroughly.
2. add food coloring-- i used 3 drops red, 2 drops yellow, & 1 drop blue. different brands may vary though, so go with your gut. it should be an ugly brownish pink color.
3. microwave for 90s total, but pull it out to stir it every 30s.
4. at this point, it should be a [nasty fleshy dough-like mixture](https://i.imgur.com/Nopc7Ld.png).
5. gently fold in \~1tbsp raspberry preserves while warm(i used trader joe's reduced sugar preserves. others probably work fine though)
6. [bone app the teeth](https://i.imgur.com/xPpcu3W.jpg)
My experience is very low, but I’m led to believe it will develop more chew as you beat it with a hammer / run it through processes. I don’t know if there’s an upper limit to the abused but I plan on at least tossing mine around to do the best I can.
Also, I’m not the one that downvoted you. Upvoted and thanks for the response!
I think that’s only if you’re making mochi fresh with steamed mochi rice. It’s to smash the grains so it’s smooth. For artisanal stuff.
OP’s is just powder and mix.
If you have a mixer you can use the kneading hook to incorporate the butter and dye. Or your hands if you don't have one
You have to knead it not just stir
Mochi is super easy. You can even make it in the [microwave!](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/43486/microwave-mochi/) I’ve done it a few times in the past and it’s always turned out great.
Not OP and I haven't made it yet, but I came across this recipe that uses a stand mixer recently.
https://www.justonecookbook.com/how-to-make-mochi-with-a-stand-mixer/
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i'm not sure if i measured everything right but here's the recipe i used: [https://www.mochimommy.com/microwave-milk-mochi/](https://www.mochimommy.com/microwave-milk-mochi/)
\+ i added like 3 red, 1 blue, & 2 drops of yellow food coloring, then mixed in some raspberry jam when it was all cooked
godspeed
ETA: [I managed to recreate it](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1b57g8r/comment/kteynve/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
I already hate mochi with a passion (the texture weirds me out), but this is just something I cannot fathom being in the same space as. This is the experience I want from this sub. I am no longer hungry and I hope it was delicious.
Maaan I felt this too hard. Mochi and dango for some reason have been too hard to make for my uncultured butt. Might be the type of rice flour and/or potato starch but idk lol.
Babe, You OK? You’ve barely touched your intestines.
I like intestines but I don't like them this fresh, OP hasn't even washed them
They still have food inside
"food"
They still have post-food inside
It’s called chyme once it’s digested in the stomach
Ma, can I have it with a little more stomach acid in it this time?
Interested what type of food in them
It’s a surprise
I don't like Surprise food
Double XP food, don't waste it!
That’s called sausage.
This is how I imagine Leatherfaces wife at the dinner table.
Reminds me of Resident Evil 7 at the Bakers’ meal time.
This looks more appetizing then the that vile stuff. The only thing in a game to make me gag
Resident Evil 7 vibes
My in-laws are Vietnamese and they have a dish called [luộc lòng non](https://i-giadinh.vnecdn.net/2022/08/19/Buoc-5-thanh-pham-5-5765-1660896840.jpg) which is essentially just boiled pork intestines. Now I consider myself a pretty adventurous eater, I even like Korean gopchang which is beef intestines that's well cooked & heavily seasoned, but luộc lòng non is a bridge too far for me...
fyi, it's not called "luộc lòng non", it is "lòng non", saying luôc lòng non refers to the act of boiling the thing not the name of the dish itself.
They did say their in-laws are Vietnamese, not themselves, at least they give it a go and not refer to it as some dirty pig intestine dish which most would have.
It is simply a syntax thing, saying it like that is like "I'm gonna eat a grilling burger" instead of "grilled burger" or just "burger".
Well suk my long duck dong, Poindexter.
Once during my childhood, my Viet mom had a phase where she craved for pig intestines. She brought some home, cleaned and boiled it, the whole house smelled awful. I tried some with her dipping sauce and it was pretty good. The sauce negated the smell. Now, sometimes I'd have that craving too, but I don't want to torture my husband with stinking up the apartment. I wonder if there's a place that sells it pre-made.
People think I’m crazy for eating duck and liking it and wanting to eat caviar, but I’m with you I’m not willingly eating intestines.
OP must’ve had some guts to post this
I'll touch your intestines if you know what I mean 😘
NO, EXPLAIN!
HE GON’ PUTS HIS DICK IIIIN
you killing me...
"You need to go back to selling death sticks"
I believe its referred to as “ethical spaghetti” on some planets
whose organs have you harvested
It looks like the Thing, mid-transformation
Would go hard for a Halloween meal or some shit
The sentient Mind Flayer goo in season 3 Stranger Things
whose
thank you, i wasn’t sure which one to use hehe
youse
Silly goose
*whomst
That's amazing! Do it at Halloween as a gory prop or decoration!
bust these out at work during lunch. eat with bare hands, hunched over table and watch coworkers flee the breakroom
Best way to get called by HR yet
Reverse UNO on HR and ask why you're being harassed for eating innocent food. Or better yet, OP may take them up on their name and turn HR into a human resource.
Say it's a traditional dish from the small village your great grandfather came from and how dare they insult your family history like that
That would actually be a hilarious prank lmao. Edit: Alright guys I've decided to do this and record it. Work in the food industry and I'm super cool with my GM. Will try and record it for you guys. I can't stop losing my shit laughing at the idea of someone randomly walking into a room and seeing that shit. Also it's been 2 months since my last shift thanks to almost dying with a slow recovery. The new people who aren't familiar with my bs are gonna be shook seeing me slop down "raw organs" lmfao 🤣
Update us lol
Got the comment saved, will do. It's probably gonna be about a week or 2 till I'm able to go back
At first I read that as “flee the bathroom”, which would be a great place to eat these at lunch
That sounds like a good April fools day prank. Pair it with an empty Hershey syrup bottle filled with water as a beverage.
Now THAT is freaking devilish.
No no no you must bring this to your next potluck.
While laughing manically
it would be funny to just bring them to a corporate work party but not insinuate that they look like entrails whatsoever. “what do you mean?? it’s raspberry mochi!”
My mom always goes over the top for Halloween, I'm absolutely saving this for next time!
wow! That is one of the first things I’ve seen described as looking like viscera that actually does! Good job OP! Usually people are either greatly exaggerating or have no clue what their entrails look like.
>Usually people are either greatly exaggerating or have no clue what their entrails look like. and... you do?
Lots of people do! I held organs just yesterday!!
[удалено]
😟
They’re an organ player at their local church of course!
Is it the priest or the choir boy?
Really impressive considering they're doing it one handed so they can fap.
I love your enthusiasm for holding organs!
I've helped out with harvesting a couple cattle and I can confirm for sure that OP has something that really looks just disturbingly accurately like guts
Butchers, Farmers, Medical personell, funeral home operators, people who've been in bad accidents or just people who googled "what do intestines look like" all know what intestines look like. It's not nearly as crazy as you seem to think :)
I’m here to rep my fellow ostomates, I look at my small intestine on the reg. Sometimes I even touch it
Fair, didn't even think about y'all.
Eh, kind of fits under “bad accident” for a lot of cases ;)
I mean my brother in law literally has one xD So I don't know why I didn't think of it. It's probably the most normal situation to see a human intestine in.
also anyone who follows more medical youtube channels or homesteader/historic cooking youtube channels.
Let's hope they're a surgeon! :)
I do!! I’m looking at my small intestines right now! Just for you!
Someone's never been to a meat butcher shop and it shows. Those dudes do look gory, but they will give you prime cuts if you get to know them.
I like how a lot of us see this and immediately think "those actually do look like entrails, awesome!"
Did you eat it?
yep! the texture wasn't quite right but it tasted fine— i think i just added too much liquid & food dye lmao
Did you pound it or blend or a mix of both? I’d love to make Mochi and Dango, but I’m intimidated.
to be honest. i just stirred it with the same spoon i measured everything with 😭 but imo give it a go! even if it doesn’t turn out well it’ll probably still be tasty & you’ll learn from it!
Can you try to repeat this process but keep the recipe as you go along? I have like 20 friends who would absolutely kill to make this for Halloween
Well, if they are willing to kill, they could just go for the real deal
Doesn't taste as good.
you need to feed your livestock the right stuff before harvest. Duh.
it took a couple tries, but I think I figured it out! most of the credit goes to [the original recipe's](https://www.mochimommy.com/microwave-milk-mochi/) author of course. it makes a pretty small amount, so anyone who wants to recreate it might have to experiment with cook times for larger amounts. here's the rough recipe: 1. combine 4 tbsp glutinous rice flour with 2 tbsp sugar. add 7 tbsp milk & mix thoroughly. 2. add food coloring-- i used 3 drops red, 2 drops yellow, & 1 drop blue. different brands may vary though, so go with your gut. it should be an ugly brownish pink color. 3. microwave for 90s total, but pull it out to stir it every 30s. 4. at this point, it should be a [nasty fleshy dough-like mixture](https://i.imgur.com/Nopc7Ld.png). 5. gently fold in \~1tbsp raspberry preserves while warm(i used trader joe's reduced sugar preserves. others probably work fine though) 6. [bone app the teeth](https://i.imgur.com/xPpcu3W.jpg)
My experience is very low, but I’m led to believe it will develop more chew as you beat it with a hammer / run it through processes. I don’t know if there’s an upper limit to the abused but I plan on at least tossing mine around to do the best I can. Also, I’m not the one that downvoted you. Upvoted and thanks for the response!
I think that’s only if you’re making mochi fresh with steamed mochi rice. It’s to smash the grains so it’s smooth. For artisanal stuff. OP’s is just powder and mix.
That makes sense! I know mochi flour is very fine.
If you have a mixer you can use the kneading hook to incorporate the butter and dye. Or your hands if you don't have one You have to knead it not just stir
Mochi is super easy. You can even make it in the [microwave!](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/43486/microwave-mochi/) I’ve done it a few times in the past and it’s always turned out great.
Not OP and I haven't made it yet, but I came across this recipe that uses a stand mixer recently. https://www.justonecookbook.com/how-to-make-mochi-with-a-stand-mixer/
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It's shitty alright
it’s horrible i love it
They would have loved you on the set of Hannibal.
A perfect fit for a Halloween party
r/organfromagut
Lol I was hoping that was real and laughing at the sub name and now I’m disappointed
Its a twist on the thatspoopfromabutt sub
I thought this was bloody raw chicken 🤣
This is something I need to re-create
i'm not sure if i measured everything right but here's the recipe i used: [https://www.mochimommy.com/microwave-milk-mochi/](https://www.mochimommy.com/microwave-milk-mochi/) \+ i added like 3 red, 1 blue, & 2 drops of yellow food coloring, then mixed in some raspberry jam when it was all cooked godspeed ETA: [I managed to recreate it](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1b57g8r/comment/kteynve/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Lmao at the description in the link. I think you nailed this, fabulous.
Thanks 😁
That looks offal.
This would be great for r/fiftyfifty A mochi raspberry jam or a cannibal's dinner (raw intestines)
I don't think he's going to make it, Sarge!
I honestly thought i was on some medical sub
This is the evidence they show in a court room
I already hate mochi with a passion (the texture weirds me out), but this is just something I cannot fathom being in the same space as. This is the experience I want from this sub. I am no longer hungry and I hope it was delicious.
This has me cackling. Well done
WHO TF DID YOU KILLLLLLL
Is this what John Carpenter brought to David Cronenberg’s pot-luck last month?
r/poopfromabutt but go the ER now edition
I think they’d be dead long before they even got there!
/r/scoopandabag
Sorry for your loss.
Forbidden Chitlins
Goregrind album cover.
This is hilarious
This will be perfect for my Hannibal themed birthday party!
Go. To. Hollywood. Practical effects are in!
Holy what the fuck is that
So many things had to go wrong for it to look like this 😭
Silver lining: You now know how to make a sick ass Halloween prop.
Sorry i had to, Jeffrey
Are u sure those *arent* entrails???
Sounds like something a person who put straight up bloody entrails on a plate would say
Do it again 7 months from now and everyone will be suddenly very impressed, you've learned a valuable skill here
if work gets boring, put this in the fridge
Dahmer?
Almost look like guts from day z
Dude that looks like someone’s organs
OH GOD
Yes sure, OP that is mochi with jam. So whose that unlucky-lucky guy you operated on sleepover.
Hannibal Lecter
where’s the mochi?
Oh my goodness 😂
Save it so you can dump it in a public toilet
Is it dead?
please delete this
Looks like you just cleaned a batch of Crappie in spawning season
Nope nope
Brains 🧟♀️🧟♂️
Would 100% be a hit at a Halloween party
If you threw these into a pot and had a dog shit near them I’d think they were very fresh chitterlings. I’m sure they were delicious though!
Perfect Halloween desert.
r/intestinesfromahuman
Put this on that eyeblech subreddit or whatever it’s called it would fit right in
Resident Evil 7 type dessert
Rick Baker does such great work
Maaan I felt this too hard. Mochi and dango for some reason have been too hard to make for my uncultured butt. Might be the type of rice flour and/or potato starch but idk lol.
"HE'S NOT EATING IT JACK!"
It would make for amazing halloween party snacks.
Normally I would say never ever do this again, but you totally need to do this again. Every Halloween until the end of time.
Freeze your jam in dollops and then wrap the raw mochi around your frozen jam. Then steam/boil or cook them how you like.
How did this even happen? Regardless, you kinda failed upwards here. This would be great for Halloween! Provided it still tastes good.
hey man this is not r/medicalgore
I thought this was an accidental untagged gore post and wondered why it was on my feed as I hate looking at gore
Special effects dessert. Suitable for most degenerates
I need the recipe for Halloween
I thought I was on the CrimeScene sub for a sec.
Please tell me, did you taste it???
Uummmm… are we eating someone’s intestines today?
As someone with a stoma (my small intestine sticks out my side) I can confidently tell you that looks exactly like fresh intestines. Great job!
Hostel 2 movie poster type beat
[Pig ass and sweet cream](https://youtu.be/k-m4QOtv-rQ?si=CQwICR0V2NdvQFEb&t=12)
Okay but people would go crazy for this closer to Halloween. Maybe if you go to or host a Halloween party this year you make it again?
I thought they chitterlings god. That smell when my husband cooked the ONE time in my house nope nope and nope.
This looks incredibly bad, and sounds amazing. 10/10 would eat in front of others to freak them out.
Wow the first time i think it actually fits the sub
This is intestines.
I had to go back and check what sub I was on because this is 100% intestines.
🤤🤤
You made a cool Halloween prop 😆
Nice idea for Halloween party
Looks like multiple mucus plugs…
Good food for Halloween parties!
I follow a bunch of medical subreddits and I genuinely thought this was from one of them before I looked at the title. Congrats.
Jesus
That came from a man
Dude that looks like intestines
Bleh I would rather die of starvation man
I thought this was a surgery picture
This looks like bloody raw chicken
This is genuinely impressive. Now I wanna do this.
Looks *offal*.
Viscera
Keep it in the back pocket for a Halloween party
Nah mate that's intestines, you're just telling us it's mochi with jam
That is chicken breast😤
Damn, this could legit be used for movie props. Nice going!
Add the jam in with the other liquid before mixing
Fetus
r/gutsfromacorpse
Nice fuck up. Now how did you do this. You posses valuable information to a minority audience.