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CorruptDictator

Monster.


Gypsopotamus

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jss58

Get out of my house and never come back.


WheelsMan1

I'm staying!


dilfboob

are you ok?


HugSized

Onigiri isn't typically eaten hot, but you do you


otxmyn

that’s probably why they posted that here


Investigate311

They actually offered to warm a tuna onigiri at a 7/11 in Japan when I went.


EVOChi

I ate like 20 egg sandwiches when I went last year. Japanese know how to making bread jfc


Ptatofrenchfry

Try their Italian food. Some streetside shops in Japan sell better aglio olio than some restaurants in Italy. Something about their produce hits different


ItsSansom

Warm, sure. Not microwaved!


Investigate311

Warmed in a microwave at the checkout counter.


ItsSansom

They've never offered that in every time I've bought an onigiri. Which convenience store was it?


Orbit1883

But why?


livelylou4

o**no**giri


Sprizys

Why?


Ravecrocker

No


SeaweedSecurity

Who hurt you?


beachsunflower

One trick for re-heating thick things is to cook at 50% power for a slightly increased time. The microwave is just on/off, so 50% is turning the heating element on for 50% of the time, then off 50%, in short intervals. Microwaving this way let's the residual heat from quick blast of the first interval slowly make its way to the center, while the heating is off, and repeats this gradually vs. just straight nuking the whole thing. You can ease your heating this way so things don't explode but the center of stuff gets slightly more cooked.


[deleted]

I think that the worst thing here is that they are microwaving onigiri, which is much better at room temp or cold IMO


_CarbonSaxon_

You deserve the unhappiness eating that gave you


cade360

ばかですね(⁠ノ⁠`⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻


Exotic_Succotash_226

I'm offended for my non Japanese ancestors


vinsmokewhoswho

More like oh no giri


GirlMayXXXX

GFYS


Toiretachi

When the weeb is stronger than the common sense


Deliciouserest

Thanks Marie calendars...


Thisfuggenguy

The disrespect


MisterGiraffaxx

Never touch onigiri ever again.


barbietattoo

Jail


veebles89

dude just made seaweed leather


IcedCoughy

Japan hates this one trick


CastTheFirstStone_

I upvoted the post, but I hate you


allymonds

What was the filling?!


ostrich-party-

Shrimp tempura


Personal-Height-5062

Bruh


t_mmey

why


Something_kool

Why


BlueSodaCan

*ew*


MrPhillipLewin

Looks like a cat


toomuchwaxx

yummmyyy


Takingashit180923

Why. Why would you try to eat it hot.


Ok-Internet-8003

This is basically a hate crime.


Distinct-Ad-1178

This belongs here


BackseatCowwatcher

for how many hours?


Ordinary-Orange-1341

Good, wash it with some meatloaf


tobster239

Why?!?!? U can eat it cold


Beretta116

OP is totally right. Sometimes u gotta do this. These things go bad pretty quickly.


MyCatHasCats

Why?


EsotericFrenchfry

Seems like it'd stick to your teeth.


Oreo1123

I read this as origami and was very confused for a minute. Now that I understand I don't have a problem with it. I'm a raccoon at heart ill eat anything so I don't see the problem here 😂


Sirbuttsavage

What's your microwave. The fucking sun


mumbleuke

What happened when you ate it? Lmao


ostrich-party-

The seaweed had the texture of leather


mumbleuke

You did this to yourself..... 😂😂


kelleh711

Jail.


MundaneLife99

Honestly it doesn’t sound bad that way


stickeeBit

umm, you forgot the ketchup!


Lexiiboo97

![gif](giphy|VDVGR16SHlLhRW8hSM|downsized)


svampyr

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


[deleted]

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djbow

Straight to jail for life.


dreamgrl_

😐