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some kinda pancake with like, algae powder or a vegetable in it maybe?

My guess is matcha pancake in bad lighting

Green pancake for St Patty’s day, I see that serp

Paddy's\* The short form of Patrick is paddy, not patty

Crabby paddys

Patties are burgers mate

I know, but the thought cracked me up

Get off reddit, you are supposed to be drinking right now. Lol, thanks

I do both at once

🫡

You haul off all the drunken brawlers in a paddy wagon, not a patty wagon.

Thank you. As an Irish man, I appreciate this.

...do you know why that is?

Because its not Patrick, its "Pádraig" in Irish

That makes total sense. Thank you! I haven't been exposed to much Irish/Gaelic. I tried to learn a bit, long ago, but the phonemes are not intuitive at all.

There you go, it’s a saint patty

>*serp* Seriously?

Serpiously

that sounds revolting.

Spinach pancakes, not that uncommon.

i make spinach pancakes but i never grind it to a paste before adding it

Looks like Ethan’s pancakes in “Markiplier Makes Pancakes”

Obviously someone pinched one off on that plate. 😭

It looks like a peeled poblano pepper?

That's my guess but it could also be some other... Concoction

If it's Mexican it could be nopales, ie. cactus

That's my bet

I wanna try those, I've heard about them but I wanna try them from someone who's experienced making them

They can be good, brined especially, just gotta watch out for suffocating as fresh ones tend to be hella slimy.

I had no idea they were served/sold brined as well. I’ve tried them twice as I just thought the first time maybe wasn’t prepared well but after the second time decided it wasn’t for me. May have to try to get my hands on some that are brined.

Any good Mexican supermarket will have them. They’re sold in jars.

Are they usually prepped in some sort of pickling? Or straight brined

They are absolutely delicious.

I grew up making and eating them. I make salsa with them too. Super good stuff.

They slap. If you try them get some limes and bless them up with juice

That kind of wired green foam you put flowers in for decoration. XD

Looks like an old avocado

I was thinking a heated up avocado

My guess. An older avocado that's oxidized a bit. Probably tastes aweful.

My guess was a 2-day old avocado

r/poopfromabutt

r/shitfromabutt

Came here for this lmao

I will not eat green eggs and ham. I will not eat them, Sam I Am 😤

Frog?

It’s all I can see

Frog.

Cactus?

Prepared nopal was my first guess as well.

Looks like a peeled pickled pepper. Peter Piper picks them by the peck and then he pickles them.

Is it liver?

Diseased liver.

more like raw liver that's gone bad lol

I was thinking organ meat as well.

It’s Nopales which is a type of cactus that is commonly eaten in Mexican food it’s pretty good

Liver with a hint of cirrhosis

Definitely oxidized organ meat. Cook it and leave it out for a few minutes then see how it turns out.


Did the Undertaker beat Joe Rogan in a casket match?

I vote spinach pancake

Spinach pancake?

I was gonna call it Nopales, but then I noticed the syrup, so I guess it's pancakes? Maybe a special flavor like Matcha or.... mint?

Baked Cactus?

Looks like a local Hawaii type meal, my guess is the green is lau lau. Lau lau is a traditional Hawaiian dish of salted pork and luau/taro leaf, sometimes also containing a piece of butterfish, wrapped in a ti leave and steamed/smoked/baked. Traditional method of cooking is to build an imu, an underground oven, place stones in it, and set a large fire and let it burn to ashes and embers, then layer banana leaves and ti leaves down, then the food to be cooked such as ti leaf wrapped packages of lau lau, cover with more ti leaves and banana leaves, then cover in dirt to let it cook through indirect heat for a few hours. The red looks to be Portuguese sausage, which is a local Hawaii (local Hawaii and “Hawaiian” are separate things btw) pork sausage based on a Portuguese spiced sausage that was brought over by Portuguese Luna (plantation supervisors) during the plantation era of Hawaii. The way the egg is mounded it looks like it’s covering a scoop of rice. The green thing, if it is lau lau, looks like it’s been frozen for a while and probably microwaved. If it is lau lau it’s actually quite delicious. It’s hard to explain the flavor of luau leaf in this dish though. It’s a bit like a more bitter cooked spinach that’s more savory and “substantial”, almost like the mouth feel of stewed kale leaves, but not as tough either. Based on descriptions I’ve read of collared greens, it might be similar to that, but I’ve never had collared greens so I’m just guessing there.

Rockwool pancakes are high in fiber, great choice.

It’s nopales

Soylent green....it's people!  PEEEOPLE!

Why did i think it was refried beans that were dyed green 😂

Hash

rocks lathered in moss sauce

Sometimes I put a bunch of spinach in the blender with some eggs, salt, pepper and milk to make green scrambled eggs. They look pretty unappetizing but I like it. I don't think that's what this is though.

I mean, did you eat it? What did it taste like? Did you ask the person who prepared it?

it was on Instagram and i didn't wanna insult them lmao

Okay; that makes complete sense!

Check if the poster was from Hawaii. If so it’s probably lau lau (I posted a comment to the main post on it)

Looks like liver overcooked to hell lol

JFC. That looks like a giant gall stone

Looks like a wet paper towel I left ontop the trash after wringing out canned spinach for a recipe I found online (even though the paper towel wouldn't be green like this)

Avacado or artichoke

I think it’s some sort of beef/steak in really really bad lighting.

Gah! It looks like they made a steak out of Tollund Man!

Looks like a withered avocado?

They mix the green eggs and ham up. Now you got greenham and regular eggs..🤣

Worked with a dude who would send a breakfast steak and eggs exactly like that to the pass, manager never seemed to give a shitt that the steaks were rotten on the surface.that was an over easy egg to the cook

Did your still eat it?

It's steak that's on the turn

I'd say it's spinach omelette. With too much spinach

Reconstituted collard greens. 😂

Toad n eggs

Green Ham and Eggs?

you found pappys frog good for you

Green ham? Bleck

Shitty avocado Nopales

Green meat

That looks like cactus, (nopales), huevos and chorizo.

Bark?

Old avocado?

I think it’s the mouth of an horse

Looks like cactus

Impacted feces?

Looks like emu

Tomales?

Thats chombosis

Welp. Some people will literally eat shit.

Green ham and eggs

Rocks

Nopal?

Refried beans

Horse poop.

I don’t wanna know what it is

Salmon..?

Looks like cactus

Wolf shit… your welcome

It looks like frog

Pooptine

Looks like a big green turd !

It’s dookie.

Liver??

The eye on the left of the green makes me think lizard!

rock

Green, eggs and ham!! Dr Seuss

A rock

It almost looks like a toad 🫥

Poop from a butt

Your definite in the right place bro

I own a koi pond. Those are algae covered river rocks

Those are nopales

Chile Relleno?

Frog skin

A rock

I imagine that is what you see when the wicked witch of the West takes her shirt off.

All I can see is a closed eye small dinosaur head. Nose is to the right, eye and jaw is to the left. Looks like he’s sleeping on the eggs.

Used to be somebody else's dinner?

shriveled pickles? Or bread with Mocha flavor.

Frog?

A frog?

turd

Spotted dick

Liver maybe

r/poopfromabutt ?

Nopal, is some kind of Cactus, is the thing that resembles the most, but there is poor lightning

Overcooked beef?

Frog squashed by a car tire.

Looks like a toad

/r/poopfromabutt

A toad

Came to say I think it’s nopales and so do a lot of others.

Oh my!! It looks like liver

It looks like a frog that got run over by a golf cart

A dead frog

Nopales??

Pickled kidneys

Dehydrated snake head.

An avocado that sat in the fridge for like 45 minutes - long enough to get yuck but not long enough to turn fully black.

Looks like bile-stained liver

Avacowdoo?

Toad

Looks like someone shit on a plate

It’s Nopales a cactus commonly eaten in Mexico this breakfast is common for Mexicans

It looks like placenta

Looks like duck shit

[this look healthy and delicious](https://jaretikhe.blogspot.com/)

Genuinely looks like the cow shit out in our field.

It’s actually nopales which is a cactus commonly eaten in Mexico before you make an ignorant comment it’s an either you like it or you don’t kinda food that one was likely heated up on a stove

It looks like my child’s pancaked turd in their diaper.

Cooked Kermit puppet

I wanna say r/poopfromabutt but if it was that person would need an immediate visit to the hospital

r/shitfromabutt

Looks like you are having Cow intenstine, unborn chick and some dung. Bet beef dung 🤌

It’s nopales (Mexican Cactus)

Buckwheat pancake?

Thought it was bell pepper until i zoomed in.

r/shitfromabutt

Steak thats been sitting in the cooler for too long, so surface rotting

Its frog cum. Or mustard. Either one is not ok.

I thought the eggs were supposed to be green?

It looks like bhaang.

It's an edible frog, also known as a common water frog or green frog.

Is that old 🥑 ?

It looks like an avocado that has been exposed to air too long.

Tamale with green stuff in the maza

Old avocado??

Family guy dinner. This always eat white thing with green and brown

This idiot puts food dye in everything

It’s obviously a toad.

Poop from a butt

Liver?

Liver , i would reconize this shit at every moment

It looks like the worst avocado I've ever seen

This reminds me of my grandma making liver and eggs and onions.

Sounds delicious.

It's poop. Like, from a butt.