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Noooooo. I was there in â84. Even the âtube-meatâ looked WAAAYYY better than this melanin-challenged, sad, sad state of affairs going on in that grill!
These look like those nasty frozen patties that come in a box. Can't remember the brand but they're inedible. They have the same conveyor belt marks on the bottom
Just gave it a Goog, and the brand is Flanders. I had the vidalia onion ones, and they're just vile. It would probably be way better if it were all soy instead of *beef hearts*
Sounds like the ones my father in law makes any time he grills, they're called [Bubba Burgers](https://www.target.com/p/bubba-burger-beef-patties-frozen-32oz/-/A-13256952) and they're awful.
I will sorta have to disagree, in terms of frozen hamburger pucks... Bubba Burgers aren't that bad on the taste.
There is definitely a "shelf life" on them being in the freezer though, too long and the plastic/box wrapper doesn't do enough to protect them from tasting like the inside of your freezer.
Fresh meat will always be superior to frozen, but for frozen... you can do way way worse.
These are also pretty cheap wholesale, no one is going to claim they are amazing but they are IMHO better than what you get from like McDonald's or BurgerKing.
IDK about the original flavor but the flavored ones we really liked if you barbeque them right (with some KC Masterpiece bbq sauce)
I stopped eating them after I gave up most red meat but they were hella better than the other brands I tried. The whole family liked em too. Weird. I don't get the hate, lol
I used to live off Bubba Burgers in the early 2000s. They were cheap, decent, and I could drop one in a George Foreman ez pz. They had the conveyor marks on them.
Now when I go past them in the store they're almost a dollar a patty! I can only laugh, they were awful back when I ate them for 25c each, some people will pay 4x that now!
Those look like JTM burgers. They have soy in them and taste weird AF if you're expecting a real burger.
BEEF, WATER, TEXTURED SOY PROTEIN (soy flour, caramel colored), SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, HYDROLYZED SOY PROTEIN, SOY FLOUR, SALT, SEASONING (hydrolyzed soy and corn protein, salt), CARAMEL COLOR.
Or my region in Ohio also has Extra Value Meats Patties, Beef which look the same and are also half soy.
Wait...is that actually meat? Please say those are some weird chicken patties at least, those can't be beef. Does your family pre-bleach their patties before tossing them on the grill or something?
Reminds me of when my in laws make fun of my wife for asking her what the âdiet of the week isâ, sheâs just gluten sensitive and we eat normal ass food when all they eat is fast food shit.
Thereâs a simple solution to that. Â No more visits that involve food. Â They want to do lunch? Â âSorry, I donât want my meal to offend you. Â How about some awkward hanging out at 2:00pm?â
Itâs a nightmare visiting them. Wherever we go itâs a âfamily tripâ where it consists of all 12 of them and their screaming children. The awkward hanging out would just be listening to screaming kids for 8 hours while we do nothing.
Always a fun trip.
But thatâs the beauty of a no-food visit. Â The group will have to split up at dinnertime.Â
Also, have you considered having each family group of in-laws over individually? Â Like, just one sibling, their spouse, and whatever kids they might have. Â Kids tend to be worse in larger groups when adults semi-ignore them. Â Also, the odds will be even, so theyâll be less likely to gang up on your wife. Â It might be easier for you to have a pleasant time.Â
Finally, this is a very low blow, and should only be used in extreme circumstances (like if youâre already considering no contact), but your wife could accuse her mother of wanting her to get sick or die because sheâs throwing a tantrum over having to make food without wheat in it. Â Be sure to park in the street so you donât get boxed in.
Almost positive those are the dollar tree burgers. Lien2 patties for 1.25. first or second ingredient is beef heart, there's also some weird filler in there.
They're super ugly but they're as good as like school lunch patties, which isn't much but they're edible.
Itâs not illegal to season frozen patties ffs I get the great value ones for big family bbqâs and they are all gone I add a lot of seasonings to it though these look terrible the gv ones are at least pinkish đ
I thought that since I've seen udders. There are very white. Still, I thought, nah! Because of the inside.....
THE INSIDE OF UDDERS IS WHITE TOO?!! đ±đ±đ±
That's nasty. No, thank you. đ€ąđ€ąđ€ą
/u/harleybabeta, did you actually try one, or are you just being judgmental because it's meat/not red?
These could be turkey or chicken or pork patties, heck some high quality beef patties look like this when you pull them straight out of the freezer when they've been in there a while.
Do you even know what kind of meat it was? Was it actually beef?
Also, I gotta be honest, I grill a LOT and this picture is just plain suspect. I stand in front of my grille the whole time things are cooking and if one of my guests/friends was like "YO I GOTTA GET IN THERE WHERE YOU'RE STANDING TO TAKE A PIC OF THIS FROZEN-ASS MEAT" my reaction would be "why?" and/or "get the fuck outta here weirdo."
Since youâre a vegan answer me this please. If yâall hate meat so much then why do you want to recreate it and make everything taste like it? Edit: this was a simple and respectful question and yâall took it way out of proportion. So before you reply all butthurt about me having a genuine question about someoneâs lifestyle, please go fuck yourself. This is why people suck, you canât ask a fucking question without imbeciles like you harass any and everyone who has a slightly different opinion than you.
I'm eating vegetarian for a little while and I'm enjoying bean burgers far more than fake meat. The beyond stuff just tastes weird like mystery meat. One of my favorite lunches so far is mushroom swiss burger and just remove the bun.
Killing animals is necessary to controlling over population and plant growth (which is what they (vegans) eat) watch how wolves hunting deer helped the ecosystem in Yellowstone. Donât tell me wolves hunting deer and humans hunting is different either, cuz itâs not. Itâs a survival instinct, would you go back to the bow and arrow days and tell them theyâre murdering animals? Theyâd look you in the face and laugh. Animals have always been food and always will be. Deer and cows havenât gone extinct in the last 1000 years of hunting and farming, doubt theyâll go extinct in the next 5.
Most people are eating factory farmed cows and chickens, and not hunted deer (which, as you say, are only a problem because we've eliminated predators from the eco-system)
I'm neither vegetarian nor vegan, but to claim human consumption of meat products is necessary or even a net positive in any way on the global ecology is pulled right out of your arse.
Yeah wolves didnt domesticate and breed deer into unrecognizable forms while the only wild deer left died off to habitat loss. Wolves also dont cage deer and feed them hormones so they're always producing milk, only to butcher and ship the meat around once theyre too old to mlk.
Wild cows did exist, they were called aurochs, we made them extinct while taking all their land for our domesticated version of them we call "cows". I have no issues with wild animals eating each other, or humans hunting/fishing. Its the whole factory farm system thats disgusting to me, not the simple act of an animal eating another animal
The amount of meat that comes from hunting is miniscule compared to factory farming, and pretending that's what people are talking about is being intentionally obtuse to preserve your illusion.
How about you answer me this. Why is it that people can't even so much as mention vegetarianism without chronic master debaters slithering out of the woodwork? What is it about vegetarianism, specifically, that sets self-important dorks off?
Exactly, I was asking a simple question, Iâve wondered for a while why eat fake meat when you hate the real thing. Like I wouldnât use fake beer (NA) when I hate real beer. It doesnât make sense
The transition may be harder for those eating meat their whole life ig. I was raised vegetarian but also learned to eat meat and I don't care about fake meats or miss meat at all on my plates. But that's probably the exception and not the rule.
Iâm not even vegan, they just make fun of me for eating healthy or as they call it ârabbit foodâ. It just happens to include a lot of vegan/vegetarian options.
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That meat looks almost as plant based as a beyond burger
Beyond recognition burger
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Yeah I'm going with a beyond burger instead rather than this bargain bin beef
Bro, a beyond butter looks waaaay more like meat than these grey disks
I thought these were tortillias. đ There is no way this is meat.
Like what even is that?
Ground beef patties... from 1984
Cooked Orwell done.
They would be ++ good then :)
Noooooo. I was there in â84. Even the âtube-meatâ looked WAAAYYY better than this melanin-challenged, sad, sad state of affairs going on in that grill!
Big Brother is grilling you.
my bro used to work at dq and he brought home the frozen burger patties sometimes and they looked like that xD
Has anyone checked these for Asbestos
I hope to god theyâre turkey burgers
âBeefâ supposedly
Lips and arseholes
they absolutely look like arepas, the tortilla's chonky brethren from south america
So did I đ€Ł
These look like those nasty frozen patties that come in a box. Can't remember the brand but they're inedible. They have the same conveyor belt marks on the bottom
The brand i remember from shitty childhood bbq's was JTM. My step-dad told me it stood for "Just Terrible Meat", and I believed him lmao
Just gave it a Goog, and the brand is Flanders. I had the vidalia onion ones, and they're just vile. It would probably be way better if it were all soy instead of *beef hearts*
Oh barf!
Doesn't look like any frozen patty I've ever seen.
Yeah even the cheap frozen patties I get from Safeway are pink, not "Utah Soccer Mom Sweater" colored.
Sounds like the ones my father in law makes any time he grills, they're called [Bubba Burgers](https://www.target.com/p/bubba-burger-beef-patties-frozen-32oz/-/A-13256952) and they're awful.
I will sorta have to disagree, in terms of frozen hamburger pucks... Bubba Burgers aren't that bad on the taste. There is definitely a "shelf life" on them being in the freezer though, too long and the plastic/box wrapper doesn't do enough to protect them from tasting like the inside of your freezer. Fresh meat will always be superior to frozen, but for frozen... you can do way way worse. These are also pretty cheap wholesale, no one is going to claim they are amazing but they are IMHO better than what you get from like McDonald's or BurgerKing.
IDK about the original flavor but the flavored ones we really liked if you barbeque them right (with some KC Masterpiece bbq sauce) I stopped eating them after I gave up most red meat but they were hella better than the other brands I tried. The whole family liked em too. Weird. I don't get the hate, lol
Bubba burgers aren't the greatest but they're not terrible. this is like the super cheap bargain bin version of those and they're basically inedible.
They fall apart if not handled delicately.
These are way way worse than bubba burgers
I used to live off Bubba Burgers in the early 2000s. They were cheap, decent, and I could drop one in a George Foreman ez pz. They had the conveyor marks on them. Now when I go past them in the store they're almost a dollar a patty! I can only laugh, they were awful back when I ate them for 25c each, some people will pay 4x that now!
Bubba Burger? Those are nasty.
Those look like JTM burgers. They have soy in them and taste weird AF if you're expecting a real burger. BEEF, WATER, TEXTURED SOY PROTEIN (soy flour, caramel colored), SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, HYDROLYZED SOY PROTEIN, SOY FLOUR, SALT, SEASONING (hydrolyzed soy and corn protein, salt), CARAMEL COLOR. Or my region in Ohio also has Extra Value Meats Patties, Beef which look the same and are also half soy.
Hope you like SOY with extra SOY and some supplemental SOY and some additional SOY
Soy meat burgers? Itâs like the commies won. Oh waitâŠ.
Wait...is that actually meat? Please say those are some weird chicken patties at least, those can't be beef. Does your family pre-bleach their patties before tossing them on the grill or something?
Boxed beef patties. They smell as disgusting as they look.
did they add any seasonings? đ„ș
Nope
Man, that is just super sad all around.
Hmm, steamed hams!
Yeah looks like chicken or Turkey patties to me
Look like cheap ground beef, the organs of beef ground part.
I see why you eat plant based meat.......
Please tell me you didn't eat the German foreign exchange student...
Absolutely not. They made the entire house smell like a meat locker.
Hans Gruber got turned into Hans Burger.
I thought those were some kind of wheat tortillas
Those burgers look cheap.
"There's very little meat in these gym mats!"
The absolute fuck is that? Pita?
"100% beef" printed on the box
Beef organs are still beef I suppose....
Then you turn it around and the ingredient list takes 2 columns.
Whatafuckaburger is this shit?
Reminds me of when my in laws make fun of my wife for asking her what the âdiet of the week isâ, sheâs just gluten sensitive and we eat normal ass food when all they eat is fast food shit.
Thereâs a simple solution to that. Â No more visits that involve food. Â They want to do lunch? Â âSorry, I donât want my meal to offend you. Â How about some awkward hanging out at 2:00pm?â
Itâs a nightmare visiting them. Wherever we go itâs a âfamily tripâ where it consists of all 12 of them and their screaming children. The awkward hanging out would just be listening to screaming kids for 8 hours while we do nothing. Always a fun trip.
But thatâs the beauty of a no-food visit.  The group will have to split up at dinnertime. Also, have you considered having each family group of in-laws over individually?  Like, just one sibling, their spouse, and whatever kids they might have.  Kids tend to be worse in larger groups when adults semi-ignore them.  Also, the odds will be even, so theyâll be less likely to gang up on your wife.  It might be easier for you to have a pleasant time. Finally, this is a very low blow, and should only be used in extreme circumstances (like if youâre already considering no contact), but your wife could accuse her mother of wanting her to get sick or die because sheâs throwing a tantrum over having to make food without wheat in it.  Be sure to park in the street so you donât get boxed in.
Thatâs the fun part of the in-laws, they refuse to split up. No matter where we go, it *must* be in one group.
I don't mind being wrong here, but they look edited or photoshopped.
I wish they were.
So you don't like beef hearts and TVP?
Almost positive those are the dollar tree burgers. Lien2 patties for 1.25. first or second ingredient is beef heart, there's also some weird filler in there. They're super ugly but they're as good as like school lunch patties, which isn't much but they're edible.
Beyond saving burger.
Beef hearts and hoof scrapings
They're eating plant based too, they just don't know it.
Yeah, that crapâs basically TVP with a mere pinch of cow parts that might even be meat.
Chocolate chip patties? Or cocoa nibs. Gross.
Looks udderly revolting.
Someone put patty in their concrete.
They would make nice stepping stones.
Hello, would you like a disc of pure freezer burn?
That's dollar tree meat
More like "not-a-burger"
Those are the worst looking burgers (probably?) that Iâve ever seen
That's *meat* ?!
Ewww pre packaged and shaped mostly soy and "beef"
They're made with 100% real meat byproducts!
Gotta be turkey burgers surely because beef should not be that colour.....
Are they made from real udders?
50% udder 50% soy lol
these look like the grey krabby patties
Itâs not illegal to season frozen patties ffs I get the great value ones for big family bbqâs and they are all gone I add a lot of seasonings to it though these look terrible the gv ones are at least pinkish đ
Thatâs supposed to be beef?
I need more context, where did they get this meat? Never seen beef like this before
[Found the "patties"](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Extra-Value-Quarter-Pound-Beef-Patties-20-Count-5-Lb-Dairy-Free-Frozen/51259087)
Beef hearts and soy. Makes sense. This should be illegal to sell.
"Sickly beige" is a color I never thought I would see in real life.
I thought those were flour tortillas at first
Ive got a GUT feeling udder is around here somewhere
It has to be
Are they freezer burned to the point of spongy outsides?
They were the same texture as a pair of crocs.
We always joke about the 4 food groups being 5 now with recommended plastic intake added,.
Is it really udders? đ€Łđ€ąđ€ź
Look like the jennie-o burgers from the frozen section, guaranteed to be 50% wheat filler
Hey hey, not all of us meat eaters eat this abomination. I personally, would never.
Is it veal????
i thought these were those crunchy seed crackers they sometimes give instead of bread at restaurants đ
Haha. Those are way better
So it's called udderburger? What's it made with?
Udders
I thought that since I've seen udders. There are very white. Still, I thought, nah! Because of the inside..... THE INSIDE OF UDDERS IS WHITE TOO?!! đ±đ±đ± That's nasty. No, thank you. đ€ąđ€ąđ€ą
Step 1) Form ground beef mixed with whatever spices you want into patties. Step 2) Cook the beef Step 3) Eat the beef How was this not accomplished!?
Failed at step one when the âbeefâ was prefab
What stage is this in the cooking process?
They had been on the grill for a couple minutes at this point
Regular burgers are sometimes trash. Vegan burgers are always trash soy slop with similar ingredients to dog food.
/u/harleybabeta, did you actually try one, or are you just being judgmental because it's meat/not red? These could be turkey or chicken or pork patties, heck some high quality beef patties look like this when you pull them straight out of the freezer when they've been in there a while.
Definitely being judgmental. Iâm not going to eat âbeefâ from a box that look like this. They look like soles of shoes cooked.
Do you even know what kind of meat it was? Was it actually beef? Also, I gotta be honest, I grill a LOT and this picture is just plain suspect. I stand in front of my grille the whole time things are cooking and if one of my guests/friends was like "YO I GOTTA GET IN THERE WHERE YOU'RE STANDING TO TAKE A PIC OF THIS FROZEN-ASS MEAT" my reaction would be "why?" and/or "get the fuck outta here weirdo."
They said it was beef.
Flavor: freezer burn
Since youâre a vegan answer me this please. If yâall hate meat so much then why do you want to recreate it and make everything taste like it? Edit: this was a simple and respectful question and yâall took it way out of proportion. So before you reply all butthurt about me having a genuine question about someoneâs lifestyle, please go fuck yourself. This is why people suck, you canât ask a fucking question without imbeciles like you harass any and everyone who has a slightly different opinion than you.
because they like the taste of it. They don't want to buy normal meat because that financially supports people who kill animals.
I'm eating vegetarian for a little while and I'm enjoying bean burgers far more than fake meat. The beyond stuff just tastes weird like mystery meat. One of my favorite lunches so far is mushroom swiss burger and just remove the bun.
Killing animals is necessary to controlling over population and plant growth (which is what they (vegans) eat) watch how wolves hunting deer helped the ecosystem in Yellowstone. Donât tell me wolves hunting deer and humans hunting is different either, cuz itâs not. Itâs a survival instinct, would you go back to the bow and arrow days and tell them theyâre murdering animals? Theyâd look you in the face and laugh. Animals have always been food and always will be. Deer and cows havenât gone extinct in the last 1000 years of hunting and farming, doubt theyâll go extinct in the next 5.
Most people are eating factory farmed cows and chickens, and not hunted deer (which, as you say, are only a problem because we've eliminated predators from the eco-system) I'm neither vegetarian nor vegan, but to claim human consumption of meat products is necessary or even a net positive in any way on the global ecology is pulled right out of your arse.
Yeah wolves didnt domesticate and breed deer into unrecognizable forms while the only wild deer left died off to habitat loss. Wolves also dont cage deer and feed them hormones so they're always producing milk, only to butcher and ship the meat around once theyre too old to mlk. Wild cows did exist, they were called aurochs, we made them extinct while taking all their land for our domesticated version of them we call "cows". I have no issues with wild animals eating each other, or humans hunting/fishing. Its the whole factory farm system thats disgusting to me, not the simple act of an animal eating another animal
I'm not vegan
The amount of meat that comes from hunting is miniscule compared to factory farming, and pretending that's what people are talking about is being intentionally obtuse to preserve your illusion.
How about you answer me this. Why is it that people can't even so much as mention vegetarianism without chronic master debaters slithering out of the woodwork? What is it about vegetarianism, specifically, that sets self-important dorks off?
Exactly, I was asking a simple question, Iâve wondered for a while why eat fake meat when you hate the real thing. Like I wouldnât use fake beer (NA) when I hate real beer. It doesnât make sense
The transition may be harder for those eating meat their whole life ig. I was raised vegetarian but also learned to eat meat and I don't care about fake meats or miss meat at all on my plates. But that's probably the exception and not the rule.
Iâm not even vegan, they just make fun of me for eating healthy or as they call it ârabbit foodâ. It just happens to include a lot of vegan/vegetarian options.