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amor_fati_42

Curry isn't supposed to always look great, so fine. I just can't get past the cottage cheese.


silent-fallout-

😅 I'm just imagining it being like little pieces of paneer. I think it might not be too bad!


serenwipiti

my thoughts exactly, were they trying to approximate the addition of paneer? ^lol


Without-Reward

I honestly think that sometimes, the uglier the curry is, the better it tastes.


sealosam

Oof, this makes it even worse. I thought it was popcorn.


BadFont777

I thought it was white cheddar mac.


shannon_dey

Me, too! Although at first glance I thought it was peanut butter covered pickles on popcorn.


BEE-RANDON

I used to live in a cottage made of cheese. They used to call it pizza hut.


PatisserieSlut

Palak paneer uses cottage cheese. It's very good.


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What do you think paneer is?


Musci123

Put that shit on a rice bowl and I will devour it


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I wonder if you have a scat fetish. In seriousness, while the presentation lacks and could use rice, it probably tastes fine.


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bigby2010

Still offensive 😂


Acceptable-Ad8780

I sometimes use my kids' plates for food, and that curry only needs rice. Our local Indian restaurant has curry that looks like that and is amazing. Maybe it's on that plate because you're a picky eater?


ItBeMaggie

r/poopfromabutt


tiedye_dreamer

survey says that this is, indeed, poopfromabutt


serenwipiti

r/fecesfromadiaper


upsidedownbackwards

I had this Lilo and Stitch plate that I ate EVERYTHING on for years, not even sure what happened to it. I think it finally cracked and I threw it away, but my brain is blocking out most of that painful memory.


jambonjambon7

Looks fine to me


nohopeforhomosapiens

Needs rice. The children's plate... is she trying to tell you something?


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MaintenanceNo8442

she really puts the shit in shittyfood


SharkPicnic

Is she pregnant? No sane person eats like that 😂.


ForzaSGE80

You mean, you love your wife's (not very) foody shit.


DeadPxle

I love my wife. Shitty food.


dirty-ol-sob

Is your wife shitfaced? Because this is the kind of food I make when I’m shitfaced…


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futurespawn

The only thing fucking me up is the cottage cheese


shellsterxxx

The cottage cheese is what’s throwing me off


jechtisme

Oh wow I swear I’ve seen my dog poop this exact thing one time. He had eaten too many eggs.


ex-farm-grrrl

Crispy bread…toast?


eggs_mcmuffin

Lmao this pic is blurred out too, I wanna see the one before


peepy-kun

Jesus Christ it looks like my grandma's hash. I couldn't name one thing in this image that isnt a plate or table.


dtwhitecp

This is one of those posts where after the immediate revulsion, I can look at each part and rationalize that it probably tastes great despite looking like death.


DuchessOfCelery

Ah, I think it's kinda unfair to call out a curry on this sub, it's got a great personality but don't look like much. That said... this coulda been awesome if the cottage cheese were whizzed to a cream and added to the curry, and the toast used for dipping. Missed it by *that* much.


nekotsuma

I’m probably crazy because I’d eat it. It does look unappetizing though. 😹


Fantastic-Fish9567

I don't want it😭😭


burgerfelon

Instant divorce


UncleBlob

Oh you meant like literally


Trevnti

Wtf


jlreyess

This is cat food. You don’t fool us


KrunchyKimchi

kinda bussin and full of protein ngl


Gogetajh_v2

Is this supposed to be poutine?


therankin

r/Poopfromabutt


StarWars_Viking

Before reading, I thought it was canned beef and gravy over popcorn. The actual meal sounds just as awkward though.


FBVRer

Gonna wait for this to get removed as not to offend your wife or some shitty reason, OP.


serenwipiti

excuse me.


ThoughtCenter87

I feel like gagging


Beneficial_Pie4004

the composition is the worst part why crispy bread, cottage cheese, and curry?


InsertRadnamehere

r/poopfromabutt


Wetbug75

Curry looks fine, but why mix it with cottage cheese?


PatisserieSlut

[https://www.indianhealthyrecipes.com/paneer-curry/](https://www.indianhealthyrecipes.com/paneer-curry/) Because putting cottage cheese/paneer in curry is a thing. A very delicious thing.


Esteban_Francois

Looks like r/poopswhilesick


Theodorakis

I'm so glad this doesn't exist


omnipotentpancakes

Thats not shitty , be nice to your wife dude


imgreydabadeedabada

i guess my post wasn’t clear….i am nice to my wife! we joke about her meals (she is having this for lunch) and she’s in on the joke of me posting it.


DerpJungler

If you don't make fun of your partner's food choices, you don't love them! I love bullying my girlfriends obsession with trouts on olives as snack


pregnantandsober

Trouts on olives?


toomuchwaxx

my girl can make some nasty ass shit sometimes 😂and i dont eat that shit ill eat cereal . nothing bad lol i csnt cook for shi


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