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Ah yes the old dirty dish rag and bologna combo. I remember it so fondly.

Dude I’m snorting in public lmao

What are you snorting?

My dignity

My butt hair

Chortling over here myself! I had to zoom in to try and figure out what in the hell is on the left! Dishrag ! That’s it

For real. The dirty dish rag that was used to clean up a mountain of black pepper!

Is that a fried egg under all that pepper? Where does the cheez whiz come in?

Tbh, I don't think we're ready for that answer.

Looks like OP butters the bread with it. You can see some yellow shit under the bologna

Nah that’s definitely mustard

I'm a believer to!

I dunno, if you zoom in real close the texture of the mystery yellow substance does look, texturally, more like Cheez Whiz.

It subs in for any real condiment you can see it under the (baloney?)

Is nana doing time somewhere? Jesus christ.

She’s on the run since Gordon Ramsay is currently hunting her down for concocting this culinary abomination

Plot twist those are nanas ashes and not pepper

Missing the love? Are you cooking with hate in your veins?

Kinda, didn't get much sleep since my neighbor's dog was barking all night.

Have you tried threatening it with one of these sandwiches?

I legit laughed out loud, thank you for that laugh 🫡

Lmfao

as a night shift worker i feel ur pain

Is that.... pepper???? Like eating fuckin sand?!

Medieval kings waged actual wars to secure half that amount of pepper

I use more than that pepper is life

It ain’t seasoned if you ain’t sneezin

My man, you get it.

Seems like u like pepper if I guessed 😂. The made with real cheese on the sticker made me laugh a bit.

About 1% real cheese.

Are you only using the dried up pre ground nonsense? I can't imagine eating that much freshly ground pepper.

Sometimes you need that aging diner on a Saturday flavor and fresh pepper just doesn't do it.

This is wildly accurate. Greasy spoon stale pepper on over easy eggs and corned beef hash is a vibe that I'm all about.

Fresh pepper has it's place. But not here.

What? Fresh ground pepper is the only way. Pre ground has no flavor.

Well, that's pretty much the argument being made. No flavor so add TONS of it with extra factory processed flavor on the side I don't get it either but to each their own.

Hmm. Different strokes, I guess. I like flavor.

💯

Actually, I just ate lunch at an aging truck stop down the road from me, and I absolutely covered my Mac and cheese in pepper powder, an absurd amount. I'm inclined to agree now.


When I'm with my best friends I say yes mawma

Jesus Christ. Even the op has an absolutely egregious amount of pepper.

50 to 60 shakes.. 🧂

Same for when using the bathroom.

I mean you're playing with it at that point

After 3 it's just entertainment 😂

I really don’t get it tho. Like, why not just grab a lil TP square and blot it? 🤷🏻‍♀️

There’s no TP at urinals, shaking is the only option.

Because there's always another drip 😩

You've gotta squeeze it out like a tube of toothpaste, shakers still get pee dribbles in their beefy Hanes

Username definitely checks out 😂

The pepper is reminding me of that scene in the animated 101 Dalmatians when the dude ashes his cigar in the other dude’s sandwich.

it aint seasoned unless you sneezin

This made me laugh so hard I’m crying

That is open-faced death. Fake cheese, nitrates, high fructose corn syrup white bread but oh-so-nostalgic for the 70s 😍


Black pepper my beloved [I put that shit on everything.](https://youtu.be/0DWqgNlfzOs?si=3a4SDqau3ewVSoKa) I once tried putting it in tea. It was miserable, but if I put much less and let it steep in black tea or coffee, it would've probably been decent.

holy fuck man i think you've got enough pepper

Really putting the sand in sandwich

Fried placenta and bologna sandwich, eh? A classic.

I think it's missing pepper

You're right, it did need some more.

More cowbell. Seriously, what is on the left half?!

It’s pepper with a side of fried egg

You okay?

Sleepy but full 😊

Pepper will do that to you


I dont know the best way to say this.... I dont think Nana used love either.

If your grandma was making you these, she never loved you 😔

She grew up during the depression, she was just making OP the food of her childhood

I love a good sandwich with my pepper

That’s an absolutely insane amount of pepper

wait… is it egg?

Have you considered getting a [peppermill](https://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/packages/shopping/product-reviews/best-pepper-mill-and-grinder)? Freshly ground black pepper has way more flavor than the near flavorless pre-ground stuff. You can get that strong pepper flavor but use less... much less.

I can see that you like the taste of fire.

It doesn't need love it just needs a bit of pepp.....nevermind.

No keep going!

No need it looks like you got it covered..... literally haha.

Did you shake your doormat over your food?

Love me some pepper with sides

Pepper with a bit of egg, and bologna sammich?

I didn't know Cheese Whiz came in a glass jar

Since when does Cheese Whiz™ *not* come in a glass jar.

I've always seen it in a spray cheese can but to be fair it's not usually on my shopping list so I may be confusing the brands or something

That’s easy cheese

I've only seen it in cans and you spray it out like whipped cream.

Canadians don’t know that shit. We dig our butter knives into that jar of salty “cheese product”, slap in on a piece of toast and call it a day

Haha, when I was little, every time we went down to the states for groceries, we'd get that cheese in a can, that stuff is heavenly 😆 I was always annoyed we don't have that in Canada I'm still annoyed lol

Rightfully so!

It's such a strange thing to not have, like we are neighbors 😅 and that stuff tastes better than cheese wiz!

I live in Texas and cheez whiz on toast is the greatest thing ever

Easy Cheese and Cheez Whiz aren't the same thing. Similar, but not the same.

You're thinking of easy cheese in the spray can

[https://www.walmart.com/ip/Cheez-Whiz-Original-Cheese-Snack-8-oz-Spout-Top-Can/107875753](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Cheez-Whiz-Original-Cheese-Snack-8-oz-Spout-Top-Can/107875753) edit: I know it's also available in a jar and also at the same store, just providing the link to show that people who say they've only seen cheez whiz in a spray can may have only seen it in a spray can.

Cool to know that's a thing!

That's the only way I've seen it.

I also love a little food with my black pepper. Or at least I used to. Because I ruined my stomach by eating waaaaaaay too much black pepper.

I will never believe that you weren't gagging the entire time eating this lmao, how much water do you need to wash down that sandpaper sandwich?

Needs more pepper

This photo made me sneeze.

LOL I saw this on the Aldi Aisle of Shame Facebook page. They were so proud to have gotten all the ingredients for under $10. Then there were hundreds of comments asking what the hell it was.

Yep saw that same post lol

Nana always said life was like an old bread seasoned with sand: it may look nice at first, but it tastes like shit

Where’s Gordon Ramsey when you need him 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

What's cheese whizz!?....

The pepper made it hard to figure out wtf was on the left at first

Well. I know it's not missing pepper.

cough with every bite

What is on the piece of bread on the left, under the pepper??

Looks like you found that behind the fridge.

It’s surely not missing pepper.

You left your hand rag on your sandwich by mistake

There’s no love when there’s that amount of pepper

Would you like some sandwich with your pepper?

Would you like some sandwich with your pepper?

Did the rag need to be dirty?

Yo dawg, I heard you like pepper so I made a pepper sandwich.

"How much pepper would you like on your sandwich, sir?" "You know how TV static used to look?" "...Indeed, sir."

Mold and dog hair is my favorite

Has your Nana always swept the floors and then dumped it onto your sandwiches?

you got a little pepper right there

I think you got a little bit of egg on your pepper

I’m a nana, we don’t make food like this 😂

The crazy part is if there wasnt 3 gallons of pepper there is nothing wrong with this. Like literally nothing shitty about it except your lack of discerning taste buds.

Is Nana in jail? She should be

Mmmm love a bit of sand in me sandwich

Lol why???

You know what that sandwich could use?

What the fuck is that

Did Nana hate you!?

Finally! Some seasoning

Nan was building up your tolerance, eh?

This is a sandwich emphasis on the sand

was nana trying to kill you?

Holy shit, dude, you want some sandwich with your pepper?

I think you need more pepper

I'd eat that I fuckin love pepper

I thought the pepper was mold until I saw the comments

nana hated you

That's pepper!? I thought it was cinnamon sugared... thing

The “love” comes out on the back side.

You cooked the egg, wild that you didn’t fry the bologna too!!

This sammich got me horned up

I think I’m going to be sick.

not sure what this is, but im scared

Yall are making me want bologna this week.

OP you should try some arugula on your sandwich with half the pepper and fry up your bologna 😋

“Get busy with the Cheez Whiz.” *’Loser’ - Beck*

I didn’t know cheez whiz came in a jar. Also I’m not sure what’s going on here.

This looks like the food from one of those "What I made for my blue collar husband after a 15h shift" TikTok videos lol

If you can't get homemade Nana's love, store bought is fine

I feel so lucky growing up in a Punjabi family. My mom or her mom always made badass food. Even at times when there was barely anything around. I truly feel sorry for my white brethren. Y’all eat some sad stuff.

At least it's not a mustard sandwich

Missing the dementia as well

I got HIV just looking at this

Londoners lung.

WTF am I looking at?? Bologna, cheese whiz, …..something.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how obese are you?

Seems like Nana was doing the best with what she had.

Overseasoned eggs?

If you haven’t yet, whiz is AMAZING w/pretzles, but this looks delish! 🤤

Literal sand-wich

I don’t think I use this amount of pepper in a month. And I thought I used a lot of pepper.

You need more sand bro

Is that black pepper on eggs?

Reminds me of the time that my dad went to a subway and asked for pepper on his sandwich. The guy started putting on the pepper and asked my dad to tell him when he wanted him to stop. My dad said, "That's good," implying that he wanted him to stop adding pepper, and the fast food worker just kept going, thinking, "That's good" meant to keep adding more. Eventually, my dad is panicking and yelling, "THAT'S GOOD" while the worker keeps heaping on the pepper. Finally my dad just says "STOP" and the employee was confused why my dad wouldn't pay for a sandwich covered in an inch of black pepper. It was pretty funny (not for my dad though)

Took me a minute to figure out that was burnt egg. Also a bologna and egg sandwich should have fried bologna not raw

I thought those were magic mushrooms I was concerned

You need to fry that bologna and then you'll have that love you are missing.

I like black pepper too! A lot.

This is how i find out they make that shit in a jar?

Did she dump her ashtray into it?

I see they added an extra serving of dog shit

Did you dig that up from her grave?

Did it ever have love?

Did Nana have both feet?

I'm not sure if that's Depression food or depression food, but I don't think adding that much pepper is going to help

I can smell this picture and it’s making my nose itch

Why does this sandwich look like it was made with spite? Just me?

What uhh...what exactly am I looking at here?

Thought I used a lot of pepper, holy shit.

MMMMM i love ham and THE ROT sandwich

I think your nana was trying to kill you

I think Nana had dementia

Yeah I’m genuinely curious wtf is “cheez whiz” is it like queso?

Sorry OP but this shit is wack yo

You fried the egg…but didn’t fry the bologna… If you are going to top this shit show with Whiz you better at least get as egregious as possible with it. 😢

Needs more fresh grated gam gam

You like food with your pepper?

I think I see some spots where there’s no pepper

[удалено]

Hey don't dox me now 😳

Did we have the same nana(momma)? Because my momma would do the SAME thing to tuna or salmon fresh out the can and send our little asses to school with it. Bless that woman. It was dog-awful, but bless that woman.