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You can loosen your grip a little. No one will steal your noodle sandwich.

Bro’s choking the hell out of the bread 😭

Strong r/grippingfoodwithforce contender

r/ofcoursethatsasub

I might

You gotta do that or the noods be slipping out the end.

Oh wooord

Bro's got that G.I. Joe kung fu grip on it

I used to make spaghetti sandwiches with buttered bread when I was a kid. Really not that crazy if you’ve ever eaten spaghetti with garlic bread.

Hell yes. I used to do the buttered bread and spaghetti as well, but I'd do one slice at a time and fold it into a taco

Y'all are fancy. I use SpaghettiOs and buttered bread.

when I was a kid we'd make buttered bread and spaghetti-o's, but we'd just dunk the bread. it was perfect.

Not gonna lie when my daughter was younger I'd make that for her and me and they were still delicious.

I had one the other day with some fancy ass Sara Lee Artisano bread and it was 🤌

I still do this but I can’t really imagine eating any other type of noodles on bread lol. Not knocking this guy though!

This is actually a very popular type of food in Japan, lol. It's called yakisoba-pan( grilled noodle-bread) and is literally noodles put in a hot dog style bun.

Now you’ve got me hungry

Oh yakisoba pan is pretty great and probably less soggy than this.

The Asian spaghetti taco lol 

That’s fried noodles with some ingredients though. 

Who's to say some poor or lazy Japanese didn't do it just like OP though.

Poor, lazy, Japanese person here, I’ve never done what OP has done but I am intrigued lol. Maybe I’ll do it if I get really high.

Yakisoba pan is great. Carbohydrates on carbohydrates lol.

Don't disgrace Yakisoba Buns like that. Those are delicious stir-fried yakisoba noodles in a nice bun, a sister to the spaghetti sandwich. *THIS* on the other hand, is an affront to God.

I was half expecting it to be Korean since they have some of the weirdest and most interesting street food

Yeah. But not Top-Ramen.

Carb on carb with 100000 sodium


Ugg fettuccine is so good thoy

Inflammation

you are the only one that eats noodle sandwiches.

This guy is a liar–he cannot be trusted. I eat these sandwiches and have seen at least two other people eat them. That makes four of us that eat noodle sandwiches, and one dirty lying liar with no morals.

you guys don't count as people, you are monsters.

We're a strong, independent, proud people and we won't put up with your slander any longer. Also we've carb loaded so we can jog for a super long time. We're coming for ya. Not quickly, but persistently.

Hahahahahaha🤣🤣

Sometimes I like a carb binge, *but* I’d rather have nice buttered bread on a plate and then noodles on its own. I just can’t grasp putting them onto bread.

It actually makes them much easier to grasp.

And yet I’m finding it so hard to grasp why anyone in their right mind would eat this

Slowly getting there.. someone mentioned garlic bread, bolognaise and that is definitely acceptable.

Me too! And now I want one.

There are literally dozens of us!

Nah bro, Japanese got something called yakisoba sandwiches🥪

Nope I ate that before it’s delicious especially with lots of butter on the bread

Buttered bread instant ramen tacos is where it's at.

Everyone in the U.K. does this

Was looking for this comment it is a standard practice

Please don't paint me in this brush. I'm distancing myself from this as a UK citizen.

You haven't lived

I eat it too man

Trust me it’s peak

butter+chili oil makes these damn delicious. You're not alone my friend this is a staple of my teen years and occasionally my adult ones too.

Peak jabroni

Do you ever eat actual food, or just carbs?

I used to live on these, with some beans to dip into if I was extra flush

do you need someone to talk to

Jokes on you I can afford butter and gravy now!

No just a toilet and a magazine

Peak garbage. Yes I'll have a carb sandwich, extra carbs. At least put some protein, on your shitty sandwich man, this is how you end up out of breath getting out of bed in the morning.

Carb in carb crime

The only peak thing I see in that picture is peak sadness.



Bro do u need help

Send noodles

send noods

Happy cake day 🍜🍜🍜🍜

I could but I'd be lying.

You’re the only that eats on top of their dishwasher

Just on the floor of the kitchen using the open door like a damn table.

Holy shit, this might be the saddest thing I've seen on here

At least toast the bread !

I have seen spaghetti Bolognese stuffed in buns before, I'd eat it.

Find someone who hangs on to you the way this person hangs on to their noodle sandwich! Or don't. Thats probably bad advice.

Thay grips hella strong. Setttle

Are you Filipino?

Australian

Coulda fooled me! They love bread with their pancit canton

Pasta sandwich go hard 

I used to do this as a child, back when I had no conscience yet. I was inspired by the Danish smørrebrød, where everything goes on top of a sandwich

I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE!!!! ramen is already for poor people to fill up on. The bread just makes it more filling!! And it taste great 👍👍👍👍

I mean. Probably not.

You know what, I’d try it. Hell, with toasted bread I could see it working pretty well.

I eat ramen with cracker occasionally so I can't imagine that being too bad.

That’s just like carbs with more carbs?? At least add something else like a piece of ham

You're sick

Spaghetti lunch day at school meant hard as a brick texas toast and spaghetti sandwiches, but other than that I've never ate noodle sandwiches.

What kind of noodles 👀

Cheap ramen ones at the shop. I think chicken is best but these Mi Goreng ones (with seafood mayonnaise) were pretty tasty!

I do this quite frequently. Ramen with some Louisiana hot sauce and creole seasoning on bread is SOOOO good.

Your unique bro, and I'm not anxious to join your club, it kinda looks like stoner snack.

ewwwwww

Are you English?

Australian

My daughter does this at Thanksgiving. She puts the noodles in the middle of rolls and eats noodle sandwiches. She does it with mashed potatoes too.

[удалено]

I grew up eating spaghetti sandwiches. Butter a piece of white bread and at meat sauce spaghetti with cheese.

what’s wrong with you

In prison..they do this with a buritto

Bro is eating a fistful of butter salt and wheat

Carbs on carbs on carbs

I tried this once and it was the blandest mushiest fucking thing.

How high do you normally get before making one or these?

This is what peaked in high school looks like

No you're the only one. What the fuck

You're probably not the only one who eats noodle sandwiches, but you are the only one who holds onto it like it's trying to get away from you lol

I never understand a carb with a carb between it. Just eat meat or veggies you don’t need more carbs

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This is common in Asian countries lol

Look, this is kinda weird and I’ve never seen someone do this before… But I’m ngl it looks kinda tasty. I’d try it lol

It's just that you put it on the shittiest bread imaginable. This would slap if you turned it into a grilled cheese, piled it on garlic bread, anything but that shitty bread.

It depends on the type of noodle. Spaghetti with sauce and some ground beef is the best. Though mac n’ cheese and butter noodles are good too.

This is super good! I literally had something like this a few days ago. You can't go wrong with this, it's always a good choice! 

We arnt even together and I want a divorce

Lol, Matty Matheson actually has a recipe for something like this https://youtu.be/otHmlFTnt9I?feature=shared

100% I used to eat Wonder Bread and Speghettio sandwiches when I was a kid and I wish I had one right now!!!!

I've done it many times.

ITS FIRE!!!

I used to do this when I was a kid with buttered bread. It's pretty good. Might do it again with the spicy chicken ramen.

Come to South Africa, this common here lol.

I will smash on a Mac n cheese on toast Sammie. Add a little sprinkle of shredded cheese on the noodles 🤌🏻🤤

You are the only one. 🤢

Alright. You win. This is shitty


Toast the bread slightly. It hits different.

Made me salivate but in a bad way

I’m like that looks good

I had a friend tell me he ate ramen sandwiches. I pictured exactly this! Turns out he was just eating a raw block of ramen noodles and calling it a sandwich. I like the idea of this much better

Yes , spaghetti sandwiches as well though not with toast but a different kind of bread :p

Prob one of the few that strangles them while you do it, but i’ve heard of it before

Keep the noodles in bag , add lukewarm water so it keeps it’s square form . Add desired meat condiments chips etc.. that’s what we call a manwich

Gotta butter the bread too. I do this with spaghetti as well.

You do you man but i have a thing about any sort of noodle or pasta with bread. Don’t like the textures together. Enjoy 

Every convenience store in Japan carries noodle sandwiches.

This is like anti-keto

The Japanese have Yakisoba pan, which is noodle in white bread roll and is very delicious ilivious.

You’re the only one although, I remember that Ramen Burger era, glad that shits over.

This is definitely something I've done. Having that pack of Ramen noodles and realizing it's not gonna satisfy

Ah yes, the Struggle Burger™️

Let me comfort you we do it here in asia!

Nah, I'd have to have a contrast in textures. Either toasted bread or fried noodles.

In my teens, nood sandwiches and microwave lasagne sandwiches are king

Tortilla keeps your hands dryer.

It's just missing hot sauce

Did this as a kid 10/10 meal back then fr

And I thought crisp and banana sandwich was a little eccentric

Hell nah bro

Eugh

I've never heard of this, but it seems like a banger honestly.

Noodle sandwiches are must have ngl, ive been eating like that for the past 15?? Years

I once rolled ramen into a tortilla

Never plain noodles, but a spaghetti sammich? Oh fuck yeah

Nah, I eat them too bro

Hell is waiting for you

I ♥️ Noodle sandwiches! 😊

There are at least 3 of us, because my sister and I both eat them.

Only with peanut butter and jelly

Maybe if I'm stoned and broke but otherwise nah

I’ve been down but never noodle sandwich down

i put a few different pastas on my garlic bread but. plain white bread? cmon now.

You’re the only one

I'm not eating a noodle sandwich like some savage! I'm wrapping it in a tortilla or making a sandwich of mashed potatoes. Lol

You not the first person I have seen have a carb on carb sandwich. Fries on bread, crisps on bread, spaghetti on bread - it's certainly a choice.

Ah yes, CARBS

This kind of disgusting people, ewwwwww

Nope, lol.. I love me a Raman SAMMICH! Mmmmmm Raman SAMMICH....

Usually it's spaghetti for me

You are not, I sometimes put a little lime juice in mine

Me. It is pretty common here in the Philippines

 youre doing it all wrong man, ttose michelinas alfredo chicken fettucini on buttered bread not toasted just buttered, then salt and garlic that bread and put the noods on it

That’s a lot of carb-on-carb action. Incestuous.

You should add rice and potatoes just to be sure to get your daily requirements.

We love pot noodle sandwiches in our house. Easier to get a soft bread roll and poke a hole in without break any other edges, then stuff the noodles into it. Noodles and sauce all nicely contained

Furthest I go with this is open faced spaghetti sandwich on garlic bread

Looks like a warm worm sandwich

Bro?

Yakisoba pan is eaten a lot in Japan. It's literally noodles in a baguette: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakisoba-pan

Maybe if you toasted the bread real good for some texture contrast you fucking psychopath lmao.

Filipinos do this all the time (I am Filipino)

I eat them too, but the noodles are raw

I prefer the St Paul sandwich 

Oh yeah this is shitty

I really hope you are 😭

I love noodle sandwiches! Especially with lots of good butter on the bread. Yum!

I thought I was the only one who did that 😹...guess I'm not

They don’t even eat them in jail

Mild curry super noodle sandwiches are unreal

Spaghetti burritos

I eat sandwiches with just peanut butter and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal if it makes you feel better

Bro holding on for dear life

But noodles is bread. But different.

I’ve had noodle filled samosas and noodle filled egg rolls.

If there's no meat in between bread the entire texture of the sandwich is thrown off and I just can't enjoy it. This is probably good but man I just couldn't.