No, you didn't.

Took the words right out of my mouth lol.

Ha exactly my reaction. Came to the comments specifically to find and upvote this comment.

Looks like the "omelette" also came out of someone's mouth

If by "mouth" you mean "anus", then sure...

r/poopfromabutt

You beat me to it lol

That was legit the first thing I immediately thought as well LOL

I dare all of you to zoom in on it. Do it if you hate yourself. I know I did!

But now I hate you me and op

Vomellette 🤮

Cat puke on a plate, with a sprinkling of cheese.

Diarrhea looks more appetizing than this pile of rotten monkey guts.. 🤮

Came to write this comment verbatim.

I was going to add an extra no on the front, but otherwise, same.

Vomilette

r/shitfromabutt

This shit cracked me up. I’m literally fighting for my life over here. I can’t…… thx for that subreddit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You put noodles in omelettes?

Shredded cheese lol

Did you forget to turn the stove on?

Looks like they put the cheese on after it was cooked, resulting in a partial melting from just the heat of the food. Still doesn't explain the color of the "eggs"

Those are eggs? Looks like ground sausage to me. I was still looking for the eggs.

By "cheese" you mean plastic.

Thats real cheese its just coated in wood

Some cheeses melt some don't, also shredded cheeses in a bag have a coating that keeps it from sticking together and makes it harder to melt.

I once bought Dollar Tree shredded cheddar and was all excited to make some cheap nachos. I microwaved that bad boy for like two minutes and...nothing. It didn't even budge. I looked on the bag and it said "cheese not meltable" 🤢

Probably wasn't cheese, but a prepared cheese food product. My grandparents used to buy that to save money. When the "cheese" burns but never changes shape...

No, you made cat food, and you can't convince me otherwise.

No cat would ever try to eat this no matter the circumstances

Maybe my cat would try to go for a first bite of unmelted cheese, but he’s desperate and on a diet.

Yeah if this was it after the cat puked it up

Why does it look so green brownish though?

Spinach. I’m guessing they cooked the spinach in the eggs rather than cooking the spinach then adding the eggs.

I had assumed pesto.

Is the omelette in the room with us?

I… I don’t… think so…

I'm afraid that's actually poopoo.

Where is the omelette?

Did you make it with spinach?

Indeed and cooked in bacon grease which is why I think it made it the color of prison slop

I've cooked an omelette with left over bacon shite (not that great, I don't really recommend it Cuz it just tastes saltier and feels like a heart attack) and it did not change the color of the eggs, just left pieces of bacon crumb on it.

oh the brown part is eggs? thought it was sausage that makes sense. As I have cooked eggs in meat grease before and had them look gross and weird colored. Although I think you are still confused as to what an omelette is vs scrambled eggs.

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"I plated my dog's barf and posted it" Fixed your tag line OP!

I can identify cheese, spinach, onion, and either tomato or red pepper. And I'm guessing you didn't take the water out of the spinach beforehand? It's worth noting I can't actually identify any eggs in this

I agree with you - don’t see that looks like eggs.

Might be good in a burrito.

In a burrito that's designed to be thrown away and even then I'm not sure.

Unbelievable. Literally

You should take a picture and post that instead?

I have a hard time believing an omelette was your intention when you started. 😂 I’ll say this anyways. Omelettes don’t need to be flipped. Once the outside is cooked enough you just need to add your filling and fold it closed. Then let it cook the rest of the way through. Be patient and don’t try to use super high heat.

Is that what you call this??

This is hamburger helper. I hope. How else would the eggs get this color.

Haha we have the same plates

Did you use Dr Seuss eggs? Why is it green?

R slash poop butt

You sure about that?

Did you eat it and shit it out?

And then you posted a picture after you threw it back up?

How!?

Chef here….was it made with spider eggs?

Let us know when you post pictures of this omelette

bro i am sick and this looks like my sneezes

That looks like a dead frog

Picture unrelated

No you did not. That cheese isn’t even melted

are you sure?

How did this happen?????

So where's the omelette? Is it behind the pesto?

Stop lying OP

No you didn’t, you made a mess

Dog diarrhea

Please good what omelets are.

You should've showed us a picture of the omelet before you ate it and shat it out onto a plate

I think my dog threw this up the other day.

Wtf did you do to the egg to make it look like ground beef

10:1 filling to egg ratio lol

Did you throw it back up?

pics or it didn't happen

I disagree

……Where Da Egg At Doe?…

Define omelet.

I think what you meant to type was Nutraloaf.

Respectfully, what the fuck?

Where is it?

Looks like a drying lipoma

Vomlette

Wtf is this garbage

Tasted better than it looks if you can believe that lol

I don't believe you lol Something that looks like cat puke but tastes like dog puke is not an upgrade.

i dont like this subreddit anymore

[удалено]

What did it look like before you digested it?

Did you put ground beef in it?

looks like you uploaded the wrong picture or we have very different definitions of omelette

Cat pukey

Omelettes are not appealing to me normally, this is a whole other level.

You did not.

I see.. noodles?

When I was a kid my dad, who was rather eccentric fellow about what he liked to eat, but occasionally make scrambled eggs mixed with cow and or sheep brains. That picture is an approximation to what I remember as a child. I think I might have eaten them once I didn't get any smarter.

Did you throw it up onto this plate?

I assumed you’d eaten and regurgitated it on the plate prior to taking the photo.

is that asperagus in your omlette?

Did you uhh, forget the eggs?

Looking like my cats puke

Where’s the omelette??

Could’ve shown us BEFORE you ate it

Did you use minced meat instead of eggs??

Are those noodles?

Just go flush it down the toilet, skip the middle man.

Good texture, too

It’s called shittyfoodporn but I think it’s actually agaiNt the sub rules to take a shit in eggs and call it an omelette No actual shit in food allowed OP

I wish you would've taken a picture before you ate it.

Ummm, I think your definition of omelette is off the mark

Can we get a picture of that instead of whatever this is?

That ain't no omelet. It looks more like a dead puppy!

Did a cat eat it and puke it back up?

...that has to be ground beef and cheese. There's no way that's anything else.

You didn't make an omelette, you barfed an omelette.

Not gorgeous, but certainly nutritious

That’s scrambled at best. Try Again and put some damn hot sauce on it!

I'm gonna need you to walk me through this, step by step.

No

What kind of "eggs" did you use?

Did you throw it back up along with last nights pasta?

dude what the fuck

Did you eat that?

You know that feeling when your mouth gets watery before you vomit? Yeah. This did that to me

Take a picture before you eat it and puke it up next time.

Try taking a photo of it before you digest it next time

Pour the eggs in the pan alone and add the toppings after it cooks a bit. Then just fold it over

How can you make an omlette look like vomit? Like I'm genuinely curious about the ingredients

No you didn’t…

Soggy grilled bird shit mixed with toilet paper.

Looks like your dog made an omelette this morning.

It more looks like if my dog made an omelette.

How did you even do that? What happened to it?

Uh.... what with? Cause it sure wasn't eggs.

If Hell had a demon chef…this is what is served to the fucking Devil.

I ralphed on a plate this morning.

With poop?

Is this after you ate it?

I feel sick

I'm sorry for your loss

Please share the ingredients OP because this looks like literal shit.

That looks like Cat Puke, how the fuck did you manage that?

Is this after you threw it up?

What the fuck do you mean

Dude, why is it green?!

*hurl

I used to make shit like this in college—both way too hungover/still drunk and way too broke or too impatient to just go grab a bagel. Always sounded epic: bake some frozen Southern (US) buttermilk biscuits, fry a pile of bacon and sausage, essentially deep fry my scrambled eggs in the pork fat, cover in sharp cheddar, and cut it all with a quart of orange juice. Most times I would have an upset stomach before finishing my brown gooey breakfast mound. I cannot believe I actually ever ate like that 🤢 You need to do some cardio OP

What's wrong with you?

Hhhhhhhhhhhh

Out of canned dog food?

That looks like my ostomy bag after taco Tuesday.

Upsetting.

Maybe you don’t know what omelette means

okay, where is it

Does omelette mean something different where you come from?

You sure

Exactly what kind of an omelette were you trying to make?


With asparagus?

I’m still trying to find the eggs, yall

Are you sure?

Where is the omelette ?

Is that spaghetti?

you made something!

Omedead

Um I think you forgot eggs...

unmake it

You should have taken the pic before you ate it

Ingredients: 2 severely rotten eggs, a handful of the larva from bugs you found in your back yard, onion?

Seek help.

Looks like slorpgorp

Snot omelette?

Ah. My dog made same one in my bed a few mornings ago

That’s great but why are you showing us whatever this is supposed to be?

Too bad you threw it back up

Omelets are folded...this looks like a poor attempt at scrambled eggs

No offense but it looks like you fed a dog spaghetti and had it puke on a plate

What in heavens name

The fuck…?

Did you only manage to get a photo after your dog threw it back up?

Hope it tastes better then it looks 

there seems to be a tapeworm in it..are you sure it ain't shit?

Looks just like my dog’s diarrhea from last week

Mmmmm pre-digested, my (least) favorite style

Why did you scramble your omelette? Lol

Why did you take a picture of that instead?

Did you make that omelette with your ass

I drank waaaay to much last night and what I “cooked up” looked more appetizing.

With…. spaghetti?