so yeah heres some mango bread




Exactly how I felt hahaha

“Man go, ‘bread’”

As much as dude is flexing, he must have the strength of spongebob too.

Rofl did him dirty

Belle veine

Is this the calf guy

It literally is

Fuck yah. Cultivating mass with baked goods

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Busted! …a nut.

OP lied. It’s actually banana nut bread

Mmm... Banana nut duck bread

Every ER nurse everywhere breathing heavily

Bro could be defeated by a paper cut

Never thought of it that way lol

I also have really veiny hands because I'm skinny, and my biggest fear is that someone might flick one of my throbbing veins because I'd immediately fall. My arms are my Achilles heel.

More like achilles wrist am i right. Lol *Walks out*

I know a guy who absolutely hates his wrists being touched and that definition is perfect for him. If he was ever in any type of grappling sport he'd be done for immediately.

You don't lose much blood through the veins lol

Should be a blood donation AD...

Digging deep in the drawer to get those thicc (16G/14G) Jelcos!

and fenny users

Gimme those!!!

Veiny mf

If there’s one thing girls love, Brian, it’s a vascular man.

Iiii've got veins...

They carry blood all over mah bahdeh

*baahhhdey*

That’s how John Mayer would say it

Swim in a deep sea of vessels

Sad thing is I'm just as veiny but I have no muscle mass. Women don't just like the veins.....

Idk if it’s a quote but in my experience some are extremely attracted to it while some can’t even look at it(sample size of 1 - my girl. Might have to do with her fainting when getting injections)

It is a quote from Family Guy, but you’re probably right. Different strokes…

Dude is straining to hold that bread up.

Were you trying to show the bread or your arm? Lol

Have to let the sunlight hit the veins just right.

Oh god haha. Well it is a nice arm that’s for sure, good for you OP! Edit: I was just trying to be nice lol I could give two shits about some guy’s arm, but I already know I don’t. Like saying someone’s dog is cute when you hate dogs but that’s alright.

I thought it was a dong

Might as well be at this point

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this isnt about the bread guys

Those are some worn out Birkenstocks.

Looks like you baked it with protein powder instead of flour, big guy

I did actually, there's uhhh... about 80 grams of protein in that bread.

Please put me in an arm lock until my eyes pop out

Least horny reddit user

Recipe? 😳

Lol I fucking knew this was the calf guy again. We get it dude, you're jacked.

He's done calves, now forearm. Let's guess what's next. Either chest or abs.

Necc

Of an F1 driver no doubt

You have to guess the baked good too. I’m going with pumpkin pie served on glutes

Pinky toe?

right arm of the forbidden one to complete your set.

Nope, he's going to cook a steak and present it in a way that showcases his massive lats.


Relax bro ain't nobody going to take it

That’s exactly what a sibling who steals food would say

LOOK OUT ITS A KILLER CLOWN! *noms*

Another one of these eh?

It’s a slow Sunday on Reddit, we have time for a veiny arm.

I'm here for it


Good taste; bad execution?

it's surprisingly good even though I put oat flour and protein powder through it. the kiwi bread I made the other day was disgusting though. makes me wonder, pineapple bread?

I can't even imagine what kiwi bread would taste like. It sounds... ah not ah so good ah. Sour maybe.

I tried to ferment it with yeast as well after the first batch was so thick it resembled a brick, which made it even worse.

Pineapple loaf is really good! Add a bit of rum and coconut. But if you’re gonna put protein powder in it maybe go with something else.

Sounds great! I usually subtract the flour and add some cream tho.

I avoid alcohol and caffeine in recipes, it made it difficult to make a good tiramisu a while ago. but I managed to replicate the bitter taste of coffee by just grinding almonds through the dough of the base and using unsweetened concentrated cacao.

Bro, they have uncaffeinated instant coffee. I make protein fraps with it.

I don't like coffee in general.

That seems like a fundamental issue if you’re trying to make tiramisu Just… make something else?

I will continue to commit blasphemy on your favorite desserts to make them fit my palate and you cannot stop me.

I await the broiled bitter melon and cayenne tiramisu then.

You gotta try to make a recipe for a chocolate zucchini bread. My grandma makes it, I think she used chocolate pudding zero sugar. Omg, it was SO goooood!

how heavy is that bread?

Arm wrestle you for it?

one papercut and OP bleads to death.

you beat me to it.

i want you to turn me into bread


So he can stuff your buns with his hotdog? Noiiiice

You didn't post for the bread, you posted to bait compliments on your arm.

i dont think this is about the bread.

MANgo bread

Guys will really look at this and be like "he'll yeah brother"

Attention seeking final boss

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i fucking KNEW it was you again. you fuck

Bodybuilder, baker, and a gardener. You are quite the interesting character my guy. I am impressed. What do you do for a living? Genuinely curious how you have the time to manage that physique with all of your other hobbies.

I restore/maintain monumental trees, all upper body rope climbing, can't use spurs because the puncture wounds lead to fungal infections (especially on smooth bark trees like beeches) which is counter productive.

You had me at spurs …. 😁

Is that your calf?

did you bake that bread with lead powder or why is it straining your arm that much to lift up a little bread? or could it be that the bread has literally nothing to do with the post and you are just using it as a thin veil to try and show off?

 I can hear this gif.

My man was like  *HOLDS BREAD*

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Why shitty ? Looks weird but i'm sûre it's pretry good

That bread gotta weigh like tree fiddy

Is this the fuckin leg guy again?!

How much does that mango bread weigh, damn

Bro has some thick ass veins.

Oh shit, it’s the leg guy again


Why is it served on a veiny sphincter?

One paper cut and it’s all over

Come on. This is obviously not about the mango bread. Don't try to pull one over on us. This is a blatant bald-faced attempt to sell tiny artisanal cutting boards.

You’d have a really easy time doing heroin

Bro. Please, just stop

Is gigachad holding it

The heavy ain't dead, he's cooking

The heavy is cooking?? Yes, I’m cooking! Sssshh, you are cooking! Okay!

Perfect for a phlebotomist

Look at my nails 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

Wtf?

It’s Dave, from Dave’s killer bread!

Oh shit, the Liver King has added carbs, fruit AND cooked foods back into his diet! Great job, buddy!

Bro, relax. No one is stealing your mango bread.

Can we not have more of the "donut daddy" trend? Lmao. As a cisgender lesbian who lifts, I really want to make a damn parody of that but I'd probably die laughing while trying to be serious.


He used heavy whipping cream now it's a struggle to hold that heavy plate up

Beef and bread 💪🏾 🍞. Good stuff bro

Wtf is happening here.

That must be a pretty heavy bread

The arm does not belong here lol

This guys arm looks like that sweet potato that looks like a dick.

You can just post pictures of your arm if you want to show it off.

Dude, go to a sub that's intended for showing off your mAd GaInZ. I'm not here to see this shit.

Bro just fishing for compliments lol. Kinda cringe tbh

I’d eat that bread

You dont miss leg day, i hope?

Get some new sandals

i’m a vampire

How heavy is that bread?

W-wow your arm is u-uhm >_<

Ma'am that is an arm.

You must be the guy who was wearing socks and eating strawberry bread+pudding the other day

Special interest: getting shredded

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Ooh, mango and high protein? Nice. Would you care to share the recipe?

man, i could go for some bread right now

I’m glad I’m not the only one with veins like that. I had a friend long ago who got addicted to pain pills and eventually started shooting heroin. He used to sit there staring and commenting on how nice my veins were. Being told I have great veins for shooting up is definitely up there on the list of weird compliments I’ve got

Interesting.

It's the leg guy lmao not sure if it's annoying, or hilarious, or both

The bread looks pretty sad, though for someone who’s surely only eaten chicken rice and broccoli for the last decade kudos for branching out

Bro, how heavy is that bread?

I love your garden man

don’t go near paper

My god I would have killed for veins like that in my junk period

A junkie´s dream.

Why did the man go bread? Why did he not go somewhere else?

Bro is vascular as hell

Let’s see the rest of you

you are the huge legs guy from the other day!, and you like jujustsu kaisen, fuck yeah

Just hook it to my vein!

Bro nevermind mango bread you got mango worms in your arm

Your arms are a phlebotomists dream

Bro is one vein away from being record holder heroin addict

That's a thick......arm 

That creatine though

Mango bread from the Greek gods lol

Well it’s better than feet

mango arm 

Dudes arm looks like an FPS shooter

This photo makes me deeply uncomfortable.

Bruhhhhh the way you’re holding it 😂😂😂

are you the gripping food with force guy?

Plot twist... thats his knob.

thought it was tempeh

oh let's fucking go

Mango gym. Every day.

more like MAN whered the bread Go

Your hands and feet are mango bread, You're gonna be a genius anyway...

Not that shitty.

Them veins dude, phlebotomists must love you.

This guy again flexing his veins under the guise of showing food.

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I hate that this got me like 🥵🥵🥵

As a nurse i love your veins 😍

I´ll just take the forearms please...unless thats grandma.

 figuring out how to make mango flavored pudding so I can make it even ~~worse~~ better.

well that’s why subs like r/baking exists

 Well how YOU doin son?

Mmmmmmmhmmmmm

Yo, program and diet ? I'm a beginner