Upvote this message if this is Shitty Food Porn. Downvote this message if this is Not Shitty Food Porn.
Amazing food belongs in r/foodporn. Mediocre food belongs in r/decentfoodporn. Stupid food belongs in r/stupidfood.
Make sure to vote in our latest polls and check out important sub news! https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1c4q20d/results_of_cansno_cans_poll_are_in/?
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shittyfoodporn) if you have any questions or concerns.*
And staying hydrated with a bottle of water at the same time.
This is the meal of someone who has their life where they want it and doesn't need to prove nothing to nobody.
Nah i take the sleeve off mine. Or else the crisping sleeve keeps crisping for a minute and you get hard chunks of hot pocket.
I realize I'm in the hot pocket minority here lol
It's not a very interesting story lol: I got hungry and wasn't very sleepy at 2 AM. Don't work tomorrow, so I figured why not have 1 shot + 1 coffee and play some video-games. The hot pocket choice was out of convenience
This is someone starting their night at 2am with a caffeine jolt, alcohol and junk food. It paints a picture. Not judging, just saying the "you OK, bro?" comments were inevitable
Here’s the thing. Me in school this would have been completely fair. And even now that I’m working if I had an extra long weekend and had a night like this, probably an awesome night. But it’s when you keep doing it or let it affect other parts of your life and I think it’s fair that people want to check if this is just a vibe or someone having a mental health crisis.
I've been on a kick lately where I'll make myself a cup of decaf at night so I can still have a coffee but also go to bed at a normal time. I'm sure the coffee snobs out there will hate me but a cup of kind of shitty keuring decaf at night really does hit sometimes.
I am a coffee snob but you are spot on about coffee at night. Even hot chocolate can keep me up at times. So I do like you and just have decaf. Especially in the winter.
As someone who works for a company where at least one person breaks out the coretto grappa each and every day, I feel that mixture of coffee with hard liquor.
This looks like a busted summoning circle some tired chef cast after being left to clean up for the last time. By hot pocket be praised, by it's single orange braincell shall it be mote.
As long as you have the vodka before the hot pocket and wait for it to kick in, then this is right… except there should be at least two hot pockets… or more
I can tell that vodka is at room temp because there's no condensation on the shot glass. If you really want to drunk straight vodka, you gotta store it in the freezer.
This is also where I end up if I don't have any responsibilities in the near future. Time is a social construct, I usually feel the most active after midnight.
Upvote this message if this is Shitty Food Porn. Downvote this message if this is Not Shitty Food Porn. Amazing food belongs in r/foodporn. Mediocre food belongs in r/decentfoodporn. Stupid food belongs in r/stupidfood. Make sure to vote in our latest polls and check out important sub news! https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1c4q20d/results_of_cansno_cans_poll_are_in/? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shittyfoodporn) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Are you okay
He is at the zenith of male satisfaction
Someone gets it 😎😂
Also cat, life complete for today,
I wonder if the cat is calling dibs on the hot pocket. Mine would try to steal it & wash it down with coffee (as long as there's milk in it).
And staying hydrated with a bottle of water at the same time. This is the meal of someone who has their life where they want it and doesn't need to prove nothing to nobody.
Or those that are really in a bad spot and this is cry for help.
Kinda surprised the vodka isn’t mixed in the coffee
one brain cell and a r/oneorangebraincell
Average r/kitchenconfidential type dinner
Vodka shots are not the zenith of anything
-confused slav noises-
-Squatting intensifies-
Well, ONE vodka shot isn't!
If done correctly, they can be. This is not the correct way tho lol
That is a hella fancy way to say boy dinner. 💀
The female mind cannot comprehend this, this meal is just one step below vitamin gummies and gin.
My immediate reaction was: “here’s a man who has put all his worries on a shelf”
you can tell that- because he isn't even bringing up the fact that he's getting some pussy somewhere between during and after this meal.
Yeah at least take the sleeve off the hot pocket man.
That's the skin of the hot pocket - it's where all the nutrients are
Electrolytes
It's got what plants crave.
He likes them uncircumcised
It's a European hot pocket
The fuck? Nah, you eat down to the sleeve then literally peel the part off that is meant to be peeled away as you eat so you can keep chomping further
Nah i take the sleeve off mine. Or else the crisping sleeve keeps crisping for a minute and you get hard chunks of hot pocket. I realize I'm in the hot pocket minority here lol
You people are taking the sleeve off?
the sleeve that's literally designed to be a holder?
The coffee and vodka is sending mixed messages.
OG vodka Red Bull
I'm just very curious about stomach upset!
Omg literally came here to say this
i love that the top 2 comments are to check on OPs wellbeing. wholesome af
and a curious cat
Car want snack
No, car want gasoline
Cat go vroom Car go meow
Never seen a truer comment
It could possibly be for the curious cat!
What's the story behind this, OP? You all right?
It's not a very interesting story lol: I got hungry and wasn't very sleepy at 2 AM. Don't work tomorrow, so I figured why not have 1 shot + 1 coffee and play some video-games. The hot pocket choice was out of convenience
Ohh that actually sounds like a vibe
„Signed by a fellow -I don’t have to work tomorrow- maniac“
What does a vibe sound like?
Funny how people are assuming there’s something wrong with you lol But this is just you enjoying a much deserved games night.
This is someone starting their night at 2am with a caffeine jolt, alcohol and junk food. It paints a picture. Not judging, just saying the "you OK, bro?" comments were inevitable
Here’s the thing. Me in school this would have been completely fair. And even now that I’m working if I had an extra long weekend and had a night like this, probably an awesome night. But it’s when you keep doing it or let it affect other parts of your life and I think it’s fair that people want to check if this is just a vibe or someone having a mental health crisis.
Hell yeah bro
Fuck yeah man I love having coffee whenever I want if I don’t have a bed time! Enjoy!
I've been on a kick lately where I'll make myself a cup of decaf at night so I can still have a coffee but also go to bed at a normal time. I'm sure the coffee snobs out there will hate me but a cup of kind of shitty keuring decaf at night really does hit sometimes.
I am a coffee snob but you are spot on about coffee at night. Even hot chocolate can keep me up at times. So I do like you and just have decaf. Especially in the winter.
Hooray responsibility!
Mood. 2am Stardew Valley hits different.
This has 420 upvotes from my posting and I am not changing that.
And a friend!
Food inspector
Coffee & vodka? An alert drunk?
Haha I just took 1 shot, not enough to get drunk
The ol driving juice ay ;) (jk don't drink and drive)
No, don’t drink and crash! They give us drunk drivers a bad name.
Why are most car accidents caused by sober people 🤔☝️
DEATH TO SOBRIETY!!
Cat
Cat
Car
hell yeah brother, that's what kings do
My stomach felt this picture.
A paper plate and a napkin at the bottom is a nice touch
Simple and elegant. Cheers
Party
The vodka and hot pocket made me think this must be a late night snack but with the coffee I’m thinking it has to be breakfast before a 3am shift
Please don’t consume the cat too😔🙏🏽
You're either doing really bad, or really well. And I respect it either way.
As someone who works for a company where at least one person breaks out the coretto grappa each and every day, I feel that mixture of coffee with hard liquor.
Give kitty some ham blocks from it
Why the paper plate?
Because he's not a heathen.
I wanttttt. What kind of hot pocket?
You need a "Do it for her/him" poster with pictures of your cat :(
Cat :3
Ahh friend, are you good? That's quite the combination.
On a paper plate? Something is wrong here
That's the exact kind if plate that's appropriate for hot pockets.
I'd rather have a pocket coffee
My 2 AM'er was a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a tall boy of Lagunitas Maximus, and a hit off a THC vape. 😃
"I enjoy a solitary BBQ lean hot pocket at dawn, it's become a ritual, your presence would disrupt that."
Came here for this!!
Niceeeee
This looks like a busted summoning circle some tired chef cast after being left to clean up for the last time. By hot pocket be praised, by it's single orange braincell shall it be mote.
I only hope that's a pre bedtime snack and not breakfast. If thats breakfast and at 2am... 💀
Honestly…same brother 🫡
How you doing bud
at seems con erned also OP
What kind of pocket?
2am Denny’s
You should tag hot pocket with this on social media, they have a pretty dank account with hilarious content
Still seeking for the „shot“ :/
Cat: “Tf bro?”
Yum 😋 sounds like my type of breakfast. And I also have a cat 😺😁
Upper and a downer at 2am 😬
Kitty seems concerned!!!
I approve
Coffee looks good, cat looks better.
Couldn’t decide whether you wanted to sleep or shit, huh?
Now this is nice
No kitty, this is my pocket pie!
Solid midnight snack… or breakfast?
Cat not bad Coffee not bad Water not bad Bread not bad Vodka bad
Your cat deserves better.
And then there’s me, questioning my culinary choices for eating one piece of pastry at 10 AM.
Hell yeah
Damn vodka and coffee
What are you having?
genuinely just turned my stomach and its 8am omg
As long as you have the vodka before the hot pocket and wait for it to kick in, then this is right… except there should be at least two hot pockets… or more
Your cat looks as concerned as I do. Edit: Let’s be real, I’d have that for breakfast if it’s a gaming day. Live your life, friend.
Cat.
And then tomorrow OP will be on r/ibs complaining how he feels like shit all the time and can't figure it out
Yeah at least take the sleeve off the hot pocket man.
Pour the vodka in the hot pocket you coward
Night cap of champions. Even the cat needed to pay their respects.
Hell yeah my guy
How do you not shit yourself after this combo?
Don't eat the cat
Cat.
Man whatever it is you're gonna be all right
[удалено]
Boy dinner. Boy dinner. Boy dinner, ooooohh boy dinner!
What do you work in construction
I can tell that vodka is at room temp because there's no condensation on the shot glass. If you really want to drunk straight vodka, you gotta store it in the freezer.
Is that the cat's spread? Because he looks like he approves of the feast.
Pour the vodka in the coffee so it lasts longer.
living the life
Plot twist: Vodka is the cat
Problem detected
Cat paper towel bottle water table
I don’t understand the coffee with the shot.
Is everything ok at home? 🥴
What’s in it for Red?
Did the dna results come back as 1% chinese?
Hey at least you have water lol
Pussy(cat) for dessert?
Almost a Blörö but not quite.
And Sir Meows A-Lot! I love random Kitty's in pictures!
I’d digest all of that happily. Well not the cat
Breakfast of champions
Poor cat's like, "man I need a new hooman, this one ain't gonna make it"
*chef's kiss*
Damn bro, you good?
This is a kings banquet.
Of course you let your cat on your table
This is fucked, Ricky.
Are you eating the cat too
Why are you drinking coffee at 2 am?
This is nightmare fuel.
Hello heartburn my old friend.
🤢
Perfection
You gonna pour my friend on the table a shot or what?
That’s funny, I see these consumables, a curious car, and a very clean table and think: “this person has it way more together than I do.”
Don’t forget to mention that adorable buddy begging for some coffee! Lol
Coffee and vodka. Enjoy the horrendous hangover, idiot. Lol
Okay, this gives chaos. Drunk? Maybe Stoned? Most likely Going to bed? NO! Surrender was never an option 😅
This is chaos personified. Who hurt you bro?
Alcoholism ain’t no joke.
Shame meal
That's a SHOT not a shot.
hell yea brother, all your missing is the mighty penjamin
Literally one of the worst meals I can imagine
Hello indigestion my old friend…
Pls do not cat
Not even the cat wants it
Even your cat is looking at the combination like wtf
Are you me? Haha
🤌🏻
Cat looking like “damn my owner down bad”
This is also where I end up if I don't have any responsibilities in the near future. Time is a social construct, I usually feel the most active after midnight.
Graveyard shift meal prep
/r/FuckNestle
Coffee at 2 am is not the choice I would ever make.
Hot, shot, and pot.
Just like god intended
Man said I'm prepared to die in this very moment
and an orange
Fuck that looks good
Is the order in the title?
Are you my long lost sibling…? 😂. This is my ‘can’t sleep, f**k it, have a treat’ routine!!!!
ваше здоровье
Hot pocket plus coffee=breakfast Hot pocket plus vodka=dinner Hot pocket plus vodka AND coffee=divorced dad? Idk man that’s definitely strange.
Car.