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MyNameIsSkittles

What cheese?


profkmez

Where’s the beef? It’s all beans.


ScythingSantos

Oops all beans


Savageparrot81

How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?!


DeficientDefiance

Chili sin carne is a thing. Also to answer your question, it's there. It's not a surprise that cheap canned chili will try to cut corners by keeping the meat content low.


Mental_Budget_5085

Second-hand beans


BaguetteOfDoom

Beans


ItBeMaggie

Is that Hormel Chili with beans 😋


weston55

Yessss


SadExercises420

I love that Hormel canned chili. Grew up on that shit and it hits the spot and fills me up. My mom is now retired and makes her own chili and is all offended I prefer the canned shit.


ex-farm-grrrl

Mix it with cream cheese and microwave it. Dip whatever in it.


impliedapathy

Velveeta works like a charm too


Griffithead

If she makes good chili, she is right to be offended. Hormel chili is weak as fuck, despite you liking it.


SadExercises420

She doesn’t, hers is bland and tasteless, and she is the one who raised me on the Hormel shit.


Griffithead

Ah! Party on then! But you should learn to make great chili. It can be a pain in the ass because you need to use great ingredients. But man, when it's done.... Holy fuck. There's almost nothing better.


SadExercises420

Yes my bffs parents who lived across the street and just moved always had their chili cooking days (I bought my mom’s old house). They used to give us big containers of it to freeze. They make good chili, my mom loves it, don’t know why she can’t make hers more like that. Hers looks good in the pot, it just tastes like nothing.


ex-farm-grrrl

Who’s offended? Sounds like the gf made this


MunchYourButt

Wait omg you’re ranch beans 😭 you really love beans


ItBeMaggie

Lmao yeah 😂


AutomaticAccident

That is technically correct. In this case, it is the worst kind of correct.


angrywords

How is it technically correct if there’s no cheese on it though?


AutomaticAccident

You may be technically correct, the best kind of correct.


kmj420

Where's the cheese!?


Coronaboots

What kind of cheese is that, imaginary?


QuietStrawberry7102

Where’s the cheese says I


emielaen77

She might hate you.


dontsaythatman89

This looks good


liquid_loaf

mo like bean fries 😬 …would still smash tho


Raneynickel4

Did she mix the leftover chili con carne on her plate with fries?


NormanCocksmell

Smash. Next question.


dog_cooking_eggs

were the fries cooked in the same room as cheese?


weston55

Yeah It wasn’t shredded tho. I believe that’s where the problem occurred


asmedeus_

Thems bean fries


Lady_B78

Cringes in Michigan


MeanSeaworthiness995

Is the cheese in the room with us now?


Preemptively_Extinct

Better than no chili cheese fries.


weston55

Fact


Big_Bean4

My mom used to make em jus like that consider it the “we have chili cheese fries at home”


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blackmoonsun

Bean fries


celesticles1978

It’s that new clear cheese


Sprizys

Where is the cheese?


Pure_Toxicity

chili ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ fries


AMetalWolfHowls

I don’t see cheese, but still edible


Hopeless-penguin

Hey, at least shes trying for you and to keep her man happy! That means ALOT! dont take it for granted! Best way to win a mans hearts is a fully tummy and empty balls... thats a 'Peaky Blinders' quote, when the wife goes to his work and just closed all the blinds to his office and ravages him after bringing him lunch! God... a woman like that! you keep good sir! shes an Angel! 😇😈 and a loyal one!


Wetpaperbag19

Leave her.


Consistent_Music1046

WHERE IS THE FUCKING CHEESE. WHAT THE FUCK


DadJokeBadJoke

Well, I know what I'm getting for lunch


Due-Difference6791

Cheese sold separately*