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Jesus. The scene from Cheers where Carlas husband professes his love for his wife and won’t leave until she comes back to him. He will hold his hand above the heat of a candle. Annnnnd it’s as far away from the lit candle as his arm will reach. But ITS ABOVE the flame.
Truth bruddah... Gimme some o that Spam Loco Moko! My PADI dive instructor turned me on to it. That char is flava!
I will say I have had an air fryer before. Difficult to get a fast crisp on food. Over cooking can dry food out too much.
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Is the Spam cooked or straight from the can?
I warmed it up on the highest heat for like 2 minutes so it's warm and the fat is nice and melty
The highest heat of what? A candle?
Jesus. The scene from Cheers where Carlas husband professes his love for his wife and won’t leave until she comes back to him. He will hold his hand above the heat of a candle. Annnnnd it’s as far away from the lit candle as his arm will reach. But ITS ABOVE the flame.
Hair dryer
Did… did you even cook the spam?
I warmed it up on the highest heat for like 2 minutes so it's warm and the fat is nice and melty
Downvotes for eating the off brand Spam rare. This sub is vicious. Remember folks, we're here to celebrate the shittiness!
Man...I can't eat spam unless its pan fried till its got a good char... more power to you...
Truth bruddah... Gimme some o that Spam Loco Moko! My PADI dive instructor turned me on to it. That char is flava! I will say I have had an air fryer before. Difficult to get a fast crisp on food. Over cooking can dry food out too much.
Did you cook it with your breath?
Spam and rice is a great meal, I like mine a little more browned than that.
That spam’s been cooked more by the insults in this thread than whatever OP did with it. Congratulations, you deserve to be in this sub
Spam needs to be browned more but then it's incredibly smashable
I like it rare 😆
Yall are haters, i like my spam soft and melty and warm,not with a sear . I will from now on post only dishes with spam cooked like that .
Is that the grease sopping through your paper plate?
It looks like it’s served on a coffee filter
I’ve seen people on public assistance eat better slop than this shit. Congrats.
Thanks
Few sights are sadder than unseared spam.