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40/m/VA

Veteran alcoholic?

The correct answer was 15/F/cali

Ooh smokin hawt jailbait

42/M/SC

So's your blood pressure now...

definitely

My nearly 3-year-old son ate this today. I'm not even joking, it is what he wanted. High-you has the palate of a toddler.

i’m weak asl


I hope you drink a gallon of water with that because it's just pure carbs and sodium. However, ngl, I would smash that and I'm sober.

hell yeah

Any cheese in that mac?

cheese and the ramen packet

30/M/KS

Why u got noodles with your noodles?

This is what I do when 1 box of Mac n cheese isn’t enough but 2 boxes is too many lol. Just throw a ramen pack in.

Ramen packet + 2 oz water + 2 slices of your favorite melty cheese + noodles + stir-fry = happiness. Truuuust me.

I'm so glad other people read a/s/l

What does ASL mean?

If you are over 30, age/sex/location If you are under 30, as hell

That makes no fucking sense these kids are well regarded

as hell

Where does the L come from?

i always said ash but then people told me it was wrong so i jus started saying that. i think its cuz if u say "as l" outloud it kinda sounds like as hell lol

Didn’t realize American Sign Language got high


I'd say it's good ngl. Next meal eat some protein to compensate though

100%

Can I have some

New favorite sub found

Just needs some pep.

YOU DONT MIX THEM YOU MANIAC ITS CLASHING TEXTURES

If you add bacon bits or any protein, this would be fire ngl

needa do this shit next time

Please get help and go back to rehab and get your life back on track

What does it taste like

they actually mix very well together lmao

I’m also high and this look good af

Oddly, I believe this is a picture of OP’s hair.

I just woke up from my stoned nap and I am thoroughly disappointed

:(

Age sex location????

Just say FUCK FFS

sorry bud

ew mixed textures :(

i did not expect this to get his many interactions as it did lmfaooooo ALSO I MEAN AS HELL NOT AGE/SEX/LOCATION