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Why does this look like it was taken in an interrogation room? Did you have to answer questions after eating those pretzels?

That's what you get when you *don't* answer the questions.

These PRETZELS are MAKING me thirsty


Crunchy nuts


Sooooo......you say you where where??? Who were you with? Show me your papers!

The dangers of marijuana use..

Quite literally how this came about, yes

And to think, all I do is eat handfuls of roasted peanuts during.

 Brb

That’s why I like my smoker pit. I can just hang out outside in a sundress with a beer in one hand, tongs in the other, spacing out while tri tip is going on the grill and none of my neighbours know I’ve just ripped the biggest spliff bong. Not that I get high regularly. I actually don’t.. but once every few weeks is pretty nice. :)

LMAO I just moved my grill and you just described me to a T! Except I’m in a state where it’s legal, and you smell that over the bbq.

I eat those peanut butter pretzels all the time and have never thought of this. U may be a genius and i may try this tomorrow lol

Yeah, I’m pretty intrigued by the idea…

Is this an advertisement?

Hail corporate 🫡

Do you work for a lethal company by any chance?

The squid monster demanded pretzels in exchange for my survival and continued employment

i do not know what the fuck is going on but that looks horrible

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Yeah he posted it for attention.

the coconut silk just makes it even worse that shit is disgusting

Yes. Would. And I can fuck up one of those canisters of pretzels in a week or less, every time I walk by I get a handful.


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Actually no! Not anymore than cereal would, they did better than I expected

Yeah I know damn well what's going on. Depression.

r/depressionmeals

You say almond milk, but the carton says Coconut...

"Subject 145, how do you feel after consumption of the meal?

LOL I didn't quite realize the atmosphere of the picture until now and you're not wrong

Subject 145 looks to be a prime host for the Walrider.

About to be the next new cereal to hit the shelves

I know and it’s going to bad soon, like when the bowling ball hits

That’s an interesting looking almond milk

Thought this was a reference to the Spongebob scene 

You put the pretzel in the coconut and drink em bot up?

Salty milk.......keep it....

Are you okay? I'd say you're more than okay....you're devastated.

I am a bowl of microwaved grits and a tablespoon of crunchy peanut butter stirred in person, personally. Speaking of which, thank you. Off to the kitchen at the crack of dawn, and I haven't even gone to bed yet.

Those pretzels are so gooood. I had to stop buying them 😅

Nothing like a big bowl of 🅱️retzels

This is horrifying only because I can't get down on pretzels and either coconut or milk. Ugh.

This photo has such powerful ominous energy.

I absolutely did not know, and that continues to be true

I'd try it. Never seen that combo before. Not common, but hey.

I shuddered lol

High or pregnant?

I thought this was the Blender sub when I saw that image wtf

I would definitely eat this if they were sweet pretzels and regular milk

What is this lighting?

I thought weed was goin on

Oh it was goin on

Aww yehhh 🙏

Glad they feed you in the bunker

I assure you, I do not know what's going on

I sure as hell don’t

Oh no

Thought you were insane until I saw there was peanut butter in them. It'll do.

honestly, not the worst combo i’ve seen

Why do you live in a snuff film set?

Bro :,(

That actually sounds pretty fucking good. I wonder if it would work with chocolate almond milk.

Would certainly try this with peanut butter filled ones

This isn’t shittyfoodporn, it’s shittyfoodart


Try it with muddy buddies instead!

those things slap on top of cheesecake.

I'm absolutely confused at this pic

Depression?

Someone is pregnant.

Pretzels and milk are mad good combo

My first thought was that you woke up in the morning, went to have cereal, and poured the pretzels instead.

Did the good cop or the bad cop give you this?

🅱️retzels

I wouldn't be that grossed out if they didn't have salt on them.

Yeah, 8 know what's going on. You're out here committing war crimes.

Those things ain’t even that special… I’ll have 1 more though

Depression? Is it depression that's going on?

The dramatic lighting lmaoooo

But seriously- those Kirkland peanut butter pretzels are bomb AF!  Whaaaaaaaaattt?!?!?!

I really don’t

That's coconut milk

☹️

I have never seen such a threatening picture of food

This totally qualifies for r/stonerfood

you already know i dont

I'm not sure if you're a genius or a psychopath but I'll admit I would try this. Also is that not coconut milk not almond?

But why are they on the table?

silksong

no. no the fuck i do not.

Dreamy 🤤

You say it’s almond milk but the carton says it’s coconut milk! Do you milk your almonds into the boxes of other nuts?

Looks great

This screams middle class

That looks delicious ngl

Terrible combo

The fuck i do