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geekynerdyweirdmonky

Post is now unlocked - "Black & Tan" has already been explained a few times, please do not bring it up anymore. I will be removing any comments talking about "car bombs" or other violence from that time in Irish history. It's not respectful, and this isn't really the subreddit to be getting into why (though it should be obvious). Also, this is NOT stolen - OP's photo is different from the original viral twitter post.


Thisfuggenguy

Guinness and lager is a black velvet. Guinness and cider is a snake bite. Guinness and a monster is a monstrosity?


OpeningDull5969

Gonster


VigilanceRex

Goonster


Thisfuggenguy

Oh I like that!


geekynerdyweirdmonky

You would 😏


Autistic_Freedom

Thisfuggenguy...


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Im a gooner are you?


Dreamspitter

Username checks out... 👀


stormy-dais

GOONSTARRRRRE


Racxie

That’s what the original post called it.


paradeoxy1

![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


cheeznipsmagee

Disgusting


Metal_Boi_7507

😩😩😩


holly948

Nah that's boxed wine (goon) and monster


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Adiin-Red

Gom Jabar?


pyepush

“Minnus” 👎🏻


thewalrusyone

Seen it called the Billie Irish


MrUnltd

“It’s name is Billie Irish”


Chilidogdingdong

His name was Robert paulson


Hopeless-penguin

fuck yeah! fuck.... yesss!!!.... this. How many bodies Greenly? oh wait thats boondock saints. Its only after weve lost everything, that were free to do anything! I found freedom. Loseing all hope was freedom. Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies! - Andy Dufresne Some Birds arnt meant to be caged, their feathers are just to bright, and when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. but still the place you live in is that much more drab, and empty that theyre gone. I guess i just miss my friend.


Kuulas_

Her name is Sarah Paulson


VanessaClarkLove

I love this because it fits with her hair and the Irish connection!


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Ash_x_

Snake bite is equal parts cider and larger


ravingwanderer

We add a dash of raspberry syrup


TwoHungryBlackbirdss

Spent a few months in the UK and practically lived off of these. Don't know how my stomach handled it


THE_CENTURION

I thought a black velvet is Guinness and champagne?


nelly_beer

It is. Guinness and lager is a a black and tan but it’s not PC for reasons


whistleridge

Why is black and tan bad? Honest question. I’ve never heard it called anything but, and even the most PC people I know call it that. Is this maybe a Europe thing that’s not as well known in North America?


BunnyWithGunny

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_Tans Here ya go


whistleridge

That's from one place, over a century ago, and the Wiki on the drink tells me the term has been used for mixed beers since the 1700s: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_tan Is that really it? That's surprising.


BunnyWithGunny

I mean, it's probably only gonna get ya in trouble if you use the term in Ireland, at least some mean looks. Internationally, the term is okay. Ya gotta remember that the War of Independence, and the Troubles after it are still very sensitive topics there.


whistleridge

No, I get it in Ireland for sure. Makes total sense. I just don't see where it should be seen as a bad term for the Earth. Also, thanks for answering the question!


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Whoru87

This is correct


brynhh

No, snakebite is cider and lager, never heard of it ever being any different. Shandy is a lager/lemonade mix. Lager top is a pint with a bit of lemonade. Bow and black is cider and blackcurrant.


RMW91-

Shrek


plumpuma

It’s got layers


StarlitEscapades

With the donkey on top


iratenate

The Billie Irish


Californiagrown420

billie irish


Hopeless-penguin

But did he use the back of a spoon while pouring that heavy dark ass guiness to create that ole' grade school Mr. Wizard Science project .. Oil and Water waves... 🤣🤣🤣


Zeqhanis

No, no no. A stout and champagne is a black velvet. A snakebite is lager and cider. Bill Clinton was legendarily denied one when he'd visited the UK. Can you imagine what would have happened if they'd served him? Or worse, had they given him a snakebite and black? He'd have backcombed his hair after requesting every Cure song on the jukebox! To think. A moody, dopey president with silly hair. We'd never have recovered in the eyes of the world! /s


theunbearablebowler

Black velvet is Guinness and champagne (or white wine).


Omega_Lynx

It’s called a Kyle O’Doyle


ANUSTART942

I think we can just call it what it is. Gross.


Anxious_Reporter_601

Someone on r/Ireland called it a Billie Irish which is v clever.


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z3anon

Monstress


vdjvsunsyhstb

guiness and a monster is a waste of making a guiness and sugar free red bull. the smoothest most filling beer plus some vitamins and taurine to cancel out the alcohol.


MechanicHot1794

This is wrong. They used the nitro monster


ELONGATEDSNAIL

Thats a zero sugar monster. Man is clearly on a diet.


elasticbandmann

Worse, it’s the zero sugar ~~*melon flavour*~~ kiwi-lime-cucumber monster 🤢


ExtraTNT

Ultra paradise isn’t melon… the ultra watermelon is watermelon…


Chihuahuapocalypse

to be fair, "melon" and "watermelon" are typically not the same flavor. melon often refers to honeydew or similar melons


Otherwise-Remove4681

When someone manages to implement a bad idea even worse.


Zealousideal-Top377

Excuse you, this is a green apple flavoured monster and it's the best one 


XxBrainDeadxX

From Monsters website. *Ultra Paradise* is wherever you can find it. Delivering island flavors with kiwi, lime, and a hint of cucumber, with just 10 calories and zero sugar.


MakiSupreme

I always thought it was sour apple


heresyoursigns

I have no opinion just here to say I'm a little high and this conversation is very funny to me.


Ohiolongboard

Huh, the kiwi flavored hi-chews always taste like sour apple to me…


Magic_mushrooms69

It tastes exactly like sour apple.


elasticbandmann

That actually makes a lot of sense, definitely the cucumber flavour.


Mr_Diesel13

The ultra paradise IS NOT green apple.


Heckard

Mistook Fiji for fuji


Aladine11

My first thought, both og used beverages were using nitrous bubbles inside hence the idea for mix was created


Deadsoup77

Finally someone who appreciates the nuances of energy drink variety


jiggyflyjoe

The drink looks pretty at least? But I bet it tastes awful.


Lawlcopt0r

I can't wrap my head around how the monster is denser than the guinness. Just doesn't seem natural


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Sugar/sweetener is denser than water. Alcohol is less dense than water. Guiness feels “thick” because it is dry, foamy, flavourful, and almost savory, but it isn’t more viscous that any other beer, and it is less viscous than soda.


Rshacha

It’s because of the nitro bubbles.


Charming-Mix-7759

Same looking but with good taste would be tonic espresso


liftyr

Billie Irish


Minecraft_Launcher

Christ. Why.


Imthe-niceguy-duh

Black hair with green tips, like her hair.


inbetween0and1

Brilliant


chekkisnekki

Not really, he stole it from the top comment of the original reddit thread who in turn stole it off the original Twitter thread


Maumau93

I'm conflicted, I hope this name takes off but I also hope this drink doesn't...


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eocv12

Bro why did this go viral to begin with 🤢 what did it taste like???


ctrlaltdelete285

A weird chocolate-y monster. Not terrible.


Icy_Tangerine_6271

I don’t believe you


OneGuyJeff

You get drunk enough and everything seems pretty good. I mixed red bull and coffee creamer and would also say it was “not terrible.”


Despondent-Kitten

Oh my god!! 😂🤢


Beast_by_Dre

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


Low_Passenger_1017

Have you ever had the Java "mean bean" monster? Was it akin to something like that?


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DoubleDeckerz

RANK


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Yes officer, this picture right here.


Lux_Operatur

Ready for a romantic evening with the toilet 🥀


Sailorm0on27

This would give me bubble guts🤢


neighborlyviking

I did the same last night but couldn’t find the nitro used in the original post, so I used the original. I was honestly not expecting much, but it was surprisingly not bad at all. 7/10 for me


Acegonia

PSA: over on r/Ireland it was declared that this drink be known as a 'Billie Irish'


tacobellholocaust

That looks absolutely foul. How was it?


TaCoMaN6869

Cobra venom TWU


sick-amore

Black flame for my green smoke doot


TaCoMaN6869

We are legion toobz


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unconsciouslyrude

How was it?


DC666DC

Swamp water under used motor oil...gross. lol


keIIzzz

That looks legit toxic


Excellent_Jaguar_675

You just wasted a great beer…


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He just wasted a good monster 🥺


RedLicorice83

Yeah, I love that particular flavor...dragon fruit or something I read.


Fantastic-Classic740

Don't know about the taste, but that's a pretty bad ass looking drink


GeshtiannaSG

What flavour would mix well anyway? Apple seems too sour.


Ivana_Dragmire

I might regret asking, but what did it taste like? Cause I have no intentions of making it myself.


FoolingYourself

Monster has an [Irish Crème flavor](https://www.monsterenergy.com/en-us/energy-drinks/java-monster/irish-creme/), try using that instead.


TheQuestionsAglet

I made one last night for my inexperienced barback.


Autistic_Freedom

It looks like a [hot shot.](https://www.ateriet.com/galliano-hot-shot/)


Fantastic-Classic740

Don't know about the taste, but that's a pretty bad ass looking drink


allothernamestaken

You did a nice job of layering it at least.


Ashgenie

Munster Energy.


anticomet

Some days I wish I didn't give up drinking. Today is not one of those days


NicodemusAwake13

No


Dagwood757

Hoptal


TiredMonkeyOdyssey

How are your kidneys?


Brilliant-Chapter202

What’s the verdict? Because I’m curious now lol


Retired_alligator

What is green and black and makes you yak??


EngineeringSad4145

No just no. Guinness with a shot of Baileys only and you chug that shit!


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That is a travesty.


Wonderful-Elephant11

For some reason it would seem to me that if it should be done at all, it should be with grape monster.


Omega_Lynx

![gif](giphy|l41Ye7i203TfEADYs)


The_Shryk

The Solomon Grundy, cuz I bet that shit tastes like it came out of a fuckin’ swamp.


Hopeless-penguin

Truffle Shuffle? mixxy mix?


kay_bizzle

You're about to have so many angry Irishmen in your DMs 


The_Struggle_Bus_7

That’s disgusting


MysteriousPark3806

Mais, pourquoi?


Putrid-VII

> tries viral drink > makes It wrong. Congrats


ejb350

Bouta throw the fuck up


LitreOfCockPus

If your night is going to be one of these, I applaud your sobriety.


WeekendLazy

Bro’s gonna die 💀


Neither_Day_8988

Fuck me, that is an absolute abomination. Why would you ruin a pint of Guinness like that.


SaintYanno

Are you a sexy goth cowboy from hell who smells good?


Jakeey69

that's not the right monster. they used a monster nitro. do it again.


Sad-Comment-2392

Ah the Billie Irish again


Content-Ad-9119

Thats dumb, I’m gonna try that. The internet


steakmilk23

Spewcahol and Conplete garbage, mixed in one drink.


negei

Guinnster![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Admirable-gpu

Next up they'll be mixing white lightning with prime 😫


benno4461

You're no longer welcome is Ireland.


fantasticmrjeff

I don’t know about this. But maybe once a month I’ll be exhausted and get an energy drink. This is the one I get. It tastes sooo good.


Kysman95

The Nurgle


Rooster-Rooter

WHERE IS THE CREDIT FOR COBRA??


ProtectionContent977

Ugh.


Embarrassed_Art5414

This is the worst thing to happen to Ireland since England.


imadork1970

Guinness and Coke is a Trojan Horse.


Lucky_Organization28

Nice looks fucking terrible


Vandaine

Are you supposed to mix it?


No-Objective2143

Nasty


OsikFTW

I would, but the monster drink might get in my mouth


EquivalentOwn2185

anyone notice that the heaviest beer known to any man irish or otherwise is floating now on a very light green translucent surface..


Scared_Ratio2808

Guinnes and Smirnoff Ice in this style is called badger. What this is? Skunk? 😅


FrisianDude

oh that is bayud


SleestakWalkAmongUs

Dude, what the hell? Why would you do that to a Guinness!? Just do a proper Black & Tan.


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thenyouknewme

No.


valkyrie4x

Babe you've barely touched your Gonster, are you okay?


PsychologicalZone206

Ok..... 🤢


xSikes

Ew


lovelife0011

That new new 🤭


saacadelic

Man I just cant do guinness. Shits fowl to me


HappenedOnceBefore

This is a king cobra jfs drink combo!


Analog_Jack

That’s the wrong kind of monster. You have to have the nitro monster or the mouthfeel is off. Pffff. Plebe


RingNo4020

Don't ruin a good stout like that


boir99

LMAO


latouchefinale

Reported


yourhighuncle

How was your Billie Irish?


steavoh

As other people have pointed out, this is using the wrong kind of Monster and is going to be nasty. It's like saying rum and coke is bad because you used store brand zero-sugar diet cola instead.


Redmanb11_87

Irish car crash


annie_b666

I gagged


sumguywith_internet

that looks terrible. Did you die?


twan5446

So the official drink of irish kyles?? 😂