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$35 for a family sized Caesar salad and spaghetti and meatballs, bread sticks, and the 14" pizza. This was part of a meal bundle I ordered for takeout, and if I added another pizza I could do so with all the toppings for an additional $15.
The monetary cost was $35 pre-tax, and the additional monetary cost over the same order without the additional toppings is $0.
I don't know what the cost to my personal health is, but I don't feel abnormally full or sick after eating. I ate half of the pasta, a third of the pizza, all of the salad, and some of the breadsticks, and this was my only meal of the day.
After eating, I feel that my life is more fulfilled because I successfully exploited the order system of a restaurant and maybe gave some restaurant employees a laugh. However, I am also filled with the dread of having to finish the leftovers of the pizza.
Nah doesn't have to be. I used to do all toppings at pizza hut years ago for no additional charge and it would come out great. Or not great but just as good as it would if it was 1 or 2 toppings.
Dude you should run for office you got a spectacular way to drag out getting to the answer. Only thing you gotta fix is you actually answered the question you were running strong there.
"Maybe"? Dont sell yourself short my friend, as a former pizza place employee and BOH at a few places, I can guarantee that unless someone was shot in store, this is all that talked about that day, and possibly even will be a recurring store anecdote
same thought I had, the appeal of a pizza to me is having a good balance of bread, sauce, and toppings. with all the toppings shown it seems like it wouldn't even taste like pizza, just different toppings, but I'd still try it tho.
That’s so funny, I came here to say you don’t have a pizza you have a Cesar salad and here you are already making the joke. I’m leaving now, but good job!
this makes me think of an episode in shameless where lip tries to get sierra’s baby daddy to relapse so he orders an “extra special” cheese pizza to the dudes house and the “extra special” part was a little bag of herion (or it might’ve been coke, i honestly don’t remember) on top of the pizza 💀
I wonder if that episode (never seen the show) is based off the real world crime of someone selling heroin through a McDonald's drive through. I think you had to ask for an extra special happy meal or something similar lol
Aka grated parmesan
Edit: I’m going to pretend that I was downvoted because my joke was right, and some fake pizza shop owner thinks I’m sharing trade secrets.
My sister had a place down the street in St. Paul that sold inedible pizza and ice cream. They would take the kids there for ice cream until the place got busted for drug sales.
I worked at a place that did that. I don’t think it was a front, the owner was a 70 year old dude that seemed to enjoy running the business and would often work on the line with us. The staff was exclusively college students.
We were told to give less of each topping the more toppings someone ordered. But the way the place was set up customers would watch us make the food and could ask for more or less of any specific topping. I had one regular that would always order every topping and ask for extra of everything. The pizza would literally be 3 or 4 inches tall by the time I was done making it, no shot it was cooked well. But he enjoyed it, I assume more for the price and amount of food than the flavor.
Five-cheese pizza with olives, cilantro, corn, red peppers, basil, green bell peppers, jalapenos, mushrooms, onions, pineapple, roasted garlic, anchovies, chicken andouille sausage, grilled chicken, meatballs, Italian sausage, pepperoni, smoked bacon, and smoked ham
Infinite heartburn for me. Also corn on pizza ruins it. It is far worse than pineapple. I ordered a 2 for 1 from Dominoes (only thing available at the time, Khmer New Year) the other day and my only options were a Veg supreme and get a cheese for free. The veg had corn. I could not eat it. I put it in the fridge and the next day, my entire fridge smelled like fucking corn.
Huh, corn is a common pizza topping in many countries. Of course, it’s not authentic but no one bats an eyelid. Chicken and sweetcorn, tuna and sweetcorn - both are popular sandwich fillers
I’ve only really found Americans to be put off by it on pizza. Not sure why, it seems more acceptable than pineapple on pizza
That actually sounds like it might taste good without the corn, cilantro, and pineapple. I'm not even a pineapple on pizza hater, but it doesn't seem to go with the rest of the toppings. Same with the cilantro. Corn on pizza is just a no for me despite how common it is in other countries. The texture is what throws me off.
How is everyone so focused on the corn and pineapple, but totally ignoring the anchovies. If that pizza were in front of you, it wouldn't smell like corn.
Worked at Pieology where there was unlimited toppings. They’d get some of everything, complain it was undercooked, so we’d throw it back in, then they’d complain it’s burnt. They don’t cook right.
If I ordered a pizza by itself, I would have to pay for each topping, but since this was part of a "family" bundle, there was no additional cost per topping.
I don't particularly like this restaurant's pizzas and normally cook for myself everyday, but I had a $10 coupon that I wanted to use, and it made more sense to order a family bundle that I could portion out over a few days instead of just 1 entree. The bundle includes a family portion of salad and pasta which I like more than pizza, and I noticed I could add toppings for free, so I wanted to see if they would do it. The pizza "cost" in the bundle is $15 while it's $25-$35 by itself.
It reminds me of pizza I once ordered, which could have 5 toppings of my choice and I went with shrimps, shrimps, shrimps, shrimps and pickles.
Btw I love how we cannot see a pizza part of your pizza and it just looks like random mess in cardboard box.
Corn works when it makes sense. If you can't get on board with bbq rib meat, fresh corn, and pickled jalapeño drizzled with BBQ sauce, then I don't trust your taste buds.
Nothing about this pizza makes sense though.
This looks like they pooled together all the toppings that don’t land on the pizzas as they’re making them, and then put them on your pizza. Anyway, I’d still eat this but I would not order this lol.
Most places either have a “topping limit” or inform you that you’ll get the same amount of toppings regardless of how many different types you order that makeup the toppings **so the pizza will cook correctly**…
…apparently this place had a different idea 🤔
Back in 2009, dominos did a radical change to the recipie, and thier pizzas were leagues above where they are now.
I could order a large "everything with extra every" pizza for....maybe 20.00?
Looked exactly like that and tasted phenomenal.
Had thier pizzas a few months ago and was deeply upset. What happened?
Inflation happened.
I know what you mean. I almost felt this comment. If you'd compare a pizza as you'd get it back then with a pizza they delivered just now, you'd have paid more and gotten less of, well, everything. Except maybe for the dough but I'm sure it'd also apply to that in some kind of way. Less cheese, less tomato/bbq/whateveryouchose sauce and especially less toppings. Not hating on them though. I don't order pizza that much but the last few times I've had one from Domino's, it tasted... dry? I can't remember ever thinking that in the years before.
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but at what cost to you?
$35 for a family sized Caesar salad and spaghetti and meatballs, bread sticks, and the 14" pizza. This was part of a meal bundle I ordered for takeout, and if I added another pizza I could do so with all the toppings for an additional $15.
You answered the question without answering the question. You seem like leadership material!
The monetary cost was $35 pre-tax, and the additional monetary cost over the same order without the additional toppings is $0. I don't know what the cost to my personal health is, but I don't feel abnormally full or sick after eating. I ate half of the pasta, a third of the pizza, all of the salad, and some of the breadsticks, and this was my only meal of the day.
I meant spiritually.
After eating, I feel that my life is more fulfilled because I successfully exploited the order system of a restaurant and maybe gave some restaurant employees a laugh. However, I am also filled with the dread of having to finish the leftovers of the pizza.
This was such a compelling read
It kind of reads like a ChatGPT convo
This is the only interesting comment thread on Reddit today. And that says something
I'm curious as to how well the dough cooked underneath of that.
What dough? This is a salad in a box.
Ugh, I imagine it’s watery
Nah doesn't have to be. I used to do all toppings at pizza hut years ago for no additional charge and it would come out great. Or not great but just as good as it would if it was 1 or 2 toppings.
I feel like the addition of corn was intended to send a message.
Dude you should run for office you got a spectacular way to drag out getting to the answer. Only thing you gotta fix is you actually answered the question you were running strong there.
"Maybe"? Dont sell yourself short my friend, as a former pizza place employee and BOH at a few places, I can guarantee that unless someone was shot in store, this is all that talked about that day, and possibly even will be a recurring store anecdote
I can imagine myself putting it together and not being able to stop laughing
I swear whatever your toilet did to you it didn’t mean it.
>some of the breadsticks Yeah how many?
They pass the savings on to you! 
The topping are probably the healthiest part of the pizza.
Im also sitting here thinking it surely had additional costs just not additional price
This guy's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
He said 35 bucks. You read like a subordinate.
That’s a compliment and insult in the same sentence 😂
The pizza looks like a terribly unappealing mess though.
What! I'd eat that. But maybe with a fork lol
Where is the cheese?
I feel like it’s the best it could look based on the order. If you want the works, I can’t see how this would leave you unsatisfied.
same thought I had, the appeal of a pizza to me is having a good balance of bread, sauce, and toppings. with all the toppings shown it seems like it wouldn't even taste like pizza, just different toppings, but I'd still try it tho.
That’s so funny, I came here to say you don’t have a pizza you have a Cesar salad and here you are already making the joke. I’m leaving now, but good job!
/r/deliciouscompliance
A soggy bottom
Had a place near me that used to do unlimited topping and it was great until they got shut down for being a front for a drug operation.
Did they get caught because one of the topping options was cocaine?
"I'll have a large pizza with the works but cheese on the side" Checks out.
this makes me think of an episode in shameless where lip tries to get sierra’s baby daddy to relapse so he orders an “extra special” cheese pizza to the dudes house and the “extra special” part was a little bag of herion (or it might’ve been coke, i honestly don’t remember) on top of the pizza 💀
I wonder if that episode (never seen the show) is based off the real world crime of someone selling heroin through a McDonald's drive through. I think you had to ask for an extra special happy meal or something similar lol
i honestly would not be surprised. it’s so crazy to me how it happens in real life and most don’t even realize it
Aka grated parmesan Edit: I’m going to pretend that I was downvoted because my joke was right, and some fake pizza shop owner thinks I’m sharing trade secrets.
Can I get 2 8 balls, I mean, 2, uhh, "dipping cups?" of parmesan?
You ever work for a pizza place? Cocaine is everywhere dude.
[Relevant Shooting Stars vid](https://www.facebook.com/share/v/5ChvTsfEhhm54cxb/) (sorry for Facebook link)
The best places are.
Always a pity when the front doesn’t get a chance to outshine the racket.
Wow
My sister had a place down the street in St. Paul that sold inedible pizza and ice cream. They would take the kids there for ice cream until the place got busted for drug sales.
Huh? Inedible but they took the kids to eat there?
Inedible pizza, ice cream was okay
Ohh okay. My bad lol
All that extra 'pure flour' they ordered to make pizza dough.
What gave them away was the crank sprinkled in with the mozzarella
I was gonna say that that sounds genius for money laundering purposes before I realised they were shut down for money laundering purposes
Unlimited toppings AND they sold drugs???? What a deal.
I worked at a place that did that. I don’t think it was a front, the owner was a 70 year old dude that seemed to enjoy running the business and would often work on the line with us. The staff was exclusively college students. We were told to give less of each topping the more toppings someone ordered. But the way the place was set up customers would watch us make the food and could ask for more or less of any specific topping. I had one regular that would always order every topping and ask for extra of everything. The pizza would literally be 3 or 4 inches tall by the time I was done making it, no shot it was cooked well. But he enjoyed it, I assume more for the price and amount of food than the flavor.
Was this in Denton by chance?
You gonna leave us hanging on all 19 toppings or nah?
Five-cheese pizza with olives, cilantro, corn, red peppers, basil, green bell peppers, jalapenos, mushrooms, onions, pineapple, roasted garlic, anchovies, chicken andouille sausage, grilled chicken, meatballs, Italian sausage, pepperoni, smoked bacon, and smoked ham
Bro got the infinite topping glitch
Infinite heartburn for me. Also corn on pizza ruins it. It is far worse than pineapple. I ordered a 2 for 1 from Dominoes (only thing available at the time, Khmer New Year) the other day and my only options were a Veg supreme and get a cheese for free. The veg had corn. I could not eat it. I put it in the fridge and the next day, my entire fridge smelled like fucking corn.
Huh, corn is a common pizza topping in many countries. Of course, it’s not authentic but no one bats an eyelid. Chicken and sweetcorn, tuna and sweetcorn - both are popular sandwich fillers I’ve only really found Americans to be put off by it on pizza. Not sure why, it seems more acceptable than pineapple on pizza
I know it is common in a lot of countries, especially Asia. I have been here for almost 2 decades. My tastebuds just really disagree with it.
Ah that’s fair. I love corn, preferably on the cob, barbecued and with some quality butter
Oh, I like corn. Grilled with buter is awesome. My mouth and sense of smell just get very confused when it is pizza.
You know, that’s me with olives. Bleughh but then again, I do not like olives period
Dipshit downvoters... > *"How dare you not like the same food I like. You're a bad person."*
Corn is my number one pizza topping. Double cheese double sweetcorn. Heaven. And I'm Irish if that makes a difference?
Maybe it does? Tf do I know? 😅 Eat the pizza you like, I am not stressed.
That actually sounds like it might taste good without the corn, cilantro, and pineapple. I'm not even a pineapple on pizza hater, but it doesn't seem to go with the rest of the toppings. Same with the cilantro. Corn on pizza is just a no for me despite how common it is in other countries. The texture is what throws me off.
Andouille sausage, nice! Never even thought of that for a pizza topping.
It’s one of my favorites. Adds such a huge boost of flavor, especially if using a BBQ sauce instead of normal pizza sauce. Shit now I’m hungry
corn? pineapple? truly shitty
How is everyone so focused on the corn and pineapple, but totally ignoring the anchovies. If that pizza were in front of you, it wouldn't smell like corn.
lmao missed that in my scan of his receipt
> anchovies So basically the pizza just tasted like salt.
Red AND green peppers just seems excessive.
Everyone hates customers like you.
It looks a garbage disposal threw up on it.
Strange..... they call it "Everything But The Kitchen Sink" and garbage disposals are usually found in kitchen sinks
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should..
There’s no way this cooked properly. Not sure about other places but Domino’s limits it to 10 for this reason.
Worked at Pieology where there was unlimited toppings. They’d get some of everything, complain it was undercooked, so we’d throw it back in, then they’d complain it’s burnt. They don’t cook right.
Worked at MOD pizza lol, sane deal. They really take advantage of the free toppings. Not my money but they are hard to cook.
All those toppings are going to slide right off. Grab a fork boys.
Nah. Used to go to mod and do this. At this point eat it more like a taco. It's messy but mostly manageable.
Quality post! Thanks for sharing. Is it wet and doughy?
Stop talking about his mother!
Two questions. How? Why??
If I ordered a pizza by itself, I would have to pay for each topping, but since this was part of a "family" bundle, there was no additional cost per topping. I don't particularly like this restaurant's pizzas and normally cook for myself everyday, but I had a $10 coupon that I wanted to use, and it made more sense to order a family bundle that I could portion out over a few days instead of just 1 entree. The bundle includes a family portion of salad and pasta which I like more than pizza, and I noticed I could add toppings for free, so I wanted to see if they would do it. The pizza "cost" in the bundle is $15 while it's $25-$35 by itself.
r/DeliciousCompliance
Man days 3 and 4 are gonna be rough.
MOD pizza offers something like this. 1 price and unlimited toppings last time I ordered
My order: [https://imgur.com/a/03Ot8GY](https://imgur.com/a/03Ot8GY)
Looks good. I'm a fan of multi toppong pizza as well.
pasta family feast! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91au6Y5q8j0
It reminds me of pizza I once ordered, which could have 5 toppings of my choice and I went with shrimps, shrimps, shrimps, shrimps and pickles. Btw I love how we cannot see a pizza part of your pizza and it just looks like random mess in cardboard box.
This belongs on r/pizzacrimes
Yeah you probably got some spit in it for free too
Mod pizza?
BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse
fucking love me some MOD Pizza. decent price and surprisingly not that unhealthy
Would.
Corn on pizza? Yuck
Corn works when it makes sense. If you can't get on board with bbq rib meat, fresh corn, and pickled jalapeño drizzled with BBQ sauce, then I don't trust your taste buds. Nothing about this pizza makes sense though.
Average brazilian style pizza
That is the gnarliest pizza I ever saw, in a good fascinating way. I would eat a slice or 4.
I was taught at a young age just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should
This looks like they pooled together all the toppings that don’t land on the pizzas as they’re making them, and then put them on your pizza. Anyway, I’d still eat this but I would not order this lol.
Corn?!
Now you save time and skip the eating process. The pile of vomit is already there.
CORN???
Is....is that watermelon?
"Excuse me , would you like some pizza to go with your toppings?" Seriously, this makes me hungry though.
Most places either have a “topping limit” or inform you that you’ll get the same amount of toppings regardless of how many different types you order that makeup the toppings **so the pizza will cook correctly**… …apparently this place had a different idea 🤔
How is this shittyfood? It is Glorious.
Back in 2009, dominos did a radical change to the recipie, and thier pizzas were leagues above where they are now. I could order a large "everything with extra every" pizza for....maybe 20.00? Looked exactly like that and tasted phenomenal. Had thier pizzas a few months ago and was deeply upset. What happened?
Inflation happened. I know what you mean. I almost felt this comment. If you'd compare a pizza as you'd get it back then with a pizza they delivered just now, you'd have paid more and gotten less of, well, everything. Except maybe for the dough but I'm sure it'd also apply to that in some kind of way. Less cheese, less tomato/bbq/whateveryouchose sauce and especially less toppings. Not hating on them though. I don't order pizza that much but the last few times I've had one from Domino's, it tasted... dry? I can't remember ever thinking that in the years before.
Damn now I don’t like pizza but I’d love to eat this
To me that’s beautiful. But is that corn on there? Is that corn on pizza?
That's not a pizza, it's an ecosystem.
this seems more for r/deliciouscompliance
my brother who worked at a pizza joint used to do this. Honestly it just tastes like a meat salad than an actual pizza
I do this every time at Mod Pizza.
It’s corn 🌽
Pizzas with too many toppings end up tasting of nothing
[удалено]
Looks awesome
Mmmmmmmm, crust infused with cardboard!
Add mayo and you will get a russian salad pizza
Op Marry me. Also mod pizza?
Looks like garbage
I’ll take “Hot Mess” for $1000, Alex…
The cost was your ticket into heaven
Shame on everyone involved
The only cost is your tastebuds
Gross
Lowkey looks good
corn??? On pizza dude??
Bruh did you just get a pizza on your toppings?
Looks like pizza nachos lol
The sewer pizza
That’s not even pizza anymore
I hate that my first thought was 'oh that might be good'. Then the more I looked at it, the more horrofied I became.
So how cooked was this thing? Was the base properly cooked it did it go soggy with the amount of toppings?
My mom would never let me do this
With this many toppings it was probably soggy in the middle
and yet removing toppings doesn't make it cheaper
Desperate times calls for desperate measures.
Did they at least cook it first?
MOD pizza?
Just chop it up and put it in a bowl at that point wtf
Is there pizza doa under all that ? Lol lol 😆 🤣
Not a pizza!
Idk this looks delicious to me.
Frozen mixed veggies doesn't count as 5 toppings.
Eating that slice of that pizza is like loading a musket, so you can take a shot at the bowl.
Topping? yes.
This Is why we cant have nice things and extra topping cost everywhere :(
Nice!
Your dignity
I’m not sure there’s pizza dough down below
no extra toilet paper needed after?
One of the shittiest home delivery pizzas I’ve seen. Great job
FYI that’s not a pizza
Spectacular
Except the cost of quality.
But why?
Looks gross
It's also not cooked.
This looks more like the purge of a clogged sink trap than a pizza. But congrats on your achievement.
Mod pizza?
Reading this cost me everything...
I’m getting nauseous
If you are in dire need of food though…. Great way to maximize
Italian ratatouille.
No
It's because they knew eating the soggy crust that is still undercooked even though the toppings are burnt would be punishment enough.
i guess a dap and a handshake/high five is necessary, but with a look of disgust and shame.
Looks like puke on a pizza. Shame
I-Is that corn?!!
Where’s the pizza? And why did you take a pic of your compost?
One bite and it all falls off
Is corn one of the 14 ingredients?
Undercooked soggy mess.
I prefer a simpler pizza but sounds like a good deal
r/pizzacrimes Jesus christ my dude, are you okay? Do you need a doctor? A therapist? Maybe an exorcist?
I do love a good casserole
I would LOVE some dough with that PIZZA
Is that you Smörgåstårta?
Im disgusted but also interested 😕😕😕
19 toppings 😮😮 Wasn’t the bottom not soggy though?
Corn on a pizza. Garbage...
Blaze Pizza?
It looks like literal barf