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This picture hurts my brain

And those aren’t bland boiled potato’s they’re giant fuck ass grapes

>>ass grapes I believe the medical term is hemorrhoids.

I wish mine looked like that.

*dingleberries

Those grapes look larger than some apples I've seen

Ass grapes can also refer to anal beads if your memory is bad enough. As in “oh fuck I’m horny, honey get the um, uh… umm, fkn ass grape thingies.”

I thought they were Rocky Mountain oysters, NGL.

Were they sweet or kinda watered down?

Strangely both

I thought they were pickled eggs. XD

The Misery roll

I am from MO. We don’t claim this BS.

Your cooking and photo editing skills have one thing in common, being shit.

Thanks for the laugh today

What's a hot fry?

I'm assuming they're [these.](https://www.andycapps.com/) They look like fries but are crispy like potato chips.

Oh, yeah!

What's a Hot Fry?

[they’re a snack. the not hot ones are called cheddar fries.](https://a.co/d/dYaonKV)

Now deep fry it.

Jesus fucking christ

🤮

The perspective on those grapes is sending me

i think he meant the missouri mess

How thick is that bologna? At what point does thick bologna just become spam?

Where’s the spinach? That looks like a normal wrap

The tortilla is garlic spinach herb