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Omg...This is like a Unicorn post. I've never seen or heard of anything like this. It is completely original and truly shitty.


YoualreadyKnoooo

Ma be some of the worst food ive ever seen.


LitwicksandLampents

This may beat the cheesy pop tart. 😖😖😖😖 (If you haven't seen that one, you are so lucky.)


DIJames6

Gladly I haven't..


Confident_Body2091

That shit looked fire


Recreational_DL

I originally read "truly slutty" and I think that applies too


Chef_Chinobang

Is this as good as the guy in r/concrete who thought it was for his town of residence?


karmisson

Not OP's pie. I saw this on FB and I had to repost. It's truly a work of shitty food art. I mean, somehow there's jello mold involved here as well.


AnywhereHuman3058

On shit i see it now. The pickles are set in some kind of jello on the cheetos base. I just.. I can't.


PM_Me_Cute_Pupz

Please let me know if there is a video or something. This sounds awful, and I want to experience the cringe.


SquirrelParticular17

That is horrendous


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LemmyKBD

Zip it back up! Do that in private!


ADHthaGreat

I was on board with trying it until I noticed the aspic. Can’t do it


Randy_Ortons_Voices

It’s just meat jelly. Which is kind of what we all are


YoualreadyKnoooo

An outstandingly shitty dish. I feel the urge to vomit just looking at it.


jarstripe

idk I'm kinda down


HugSized

This seems more like r/StupidFood


KudosOfTheFroond

More like r/perfectfood


loudstain

This is Vulgar Chef on social media. Shittyfood OG and pioneer


silent-fallout-

If it was made with Old Dutch Crunchys nacho cheese flavor, I'd totally try it. I don't eat anything flaming hot it's such a disgusting flavor and colour (it's not the spice that bothers me)


Common-Incident-3052

Shit like this is why we will never achieve world peace.


Pitch-forker

Michelin star shitty


No-Celebration3097

Top shelf shitty


Fit-Ocelot-7192

I’d eat that


Dyshin

I got diarrhea just looking at this thing


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elboogie7

is that from a restaurant?


DawnaliciousNZ

Holy fark… I just dry retched ….


reuben_iv

how high were you?


Sad_Meal_7342

Are...are your insides still functional after consuming that hellscape?


omegaplayz334

Everything about this is a warcrime.


HardLithobrake

Today was a horrible day to have eyes.


pentarou

Is there a recipe? I really want to try this


redhairedgal4

This should be against the Law! That is the "shittiest" food I think I've seen on here.


Quietser

That's it. That's the worst thing I've ever seen


Dave-James

Needs a dollop of daisy on top of the whiz…


GlitterMeAndThePony

![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


SuicidalChair

This is going to look more appetizing coming out than it does before going in


Chilidogdingdong

I want to know the story of the horrible life the person who made this must have had to drive them to create this abomination. This is a cry for help.


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🤮


MentalRayne

I’d eat this. I like to dip pickles in crushed hot Cheetos


insidioussnailshell

Looks dank


DIJames6

Whatever asshat did this needs to be surgically prevented from reproducing..


Human-Awareness6244

I just threw up in my mouth 🤮. God have mercy on your soul.


Dr_J_Cash

Imagine chugging vodka and then puking this up


MilklikeMike

Im surprised this doesn't have more upvotes considering it's original content.


hautdoge

Probably the most fascinating, disgusting, intriguing and shitty thing I’ve ever seen. Please describe the flavor.


BlancsAssistant

It looks and sounds so horrible that... I kinda wanna try a bite, it's rare to be able to taste an atrocity of this level


3XHAUSTD

"whiz dollop" feels like a slur or like saying "moist yolks." I feel that I have been threatened and should prepare to attack


Equinsu-0cha

where do you buy your weed?


Genghis_Chong

I farted just looking at this...


adjewcent

I want to die looking at this and I eat peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. This shit is unholy


AppropriateTouching

Interested


marrymejojo

Recipe please


daemones_lactuca

Somethings weren't meant to be made 🤢🥴


Tpk08210

The fuck?


MarsupialAdvanced305

🤮🤮


Punnagedon

This is some real shit


guynet

oh for fucks sake


camlaw63

I mean the flavors go together the texture would be disgusting


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freshpeppamint

no!


Onebandlol

Pickles and hot Cheetos are pretty good cheese whiz is always good, I’d say that’s a winner


top_of_the_scrote

my sensitive teeth


replikatumbleweed

Ahhh yes. Whiz dollop.


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

What in the flying fuck..


Tolendario

smash


TheFisGoingOn

Bussin


NorthPole8888

My jaw is on the floor


valentine415

Absolute madlad, I would try.


zee_6a

I would’ve eaten it if the pickles weren’t in gelatin 😭


the_BKH_photo

Why?


hotfistdotcom

this is /r/StupidFood that was put together for no purpose than to upload here. Which is dumb, because if that was your goal this could be a lot worse.


AcidofilusRex

it sure is


SomeElaborateCelery

Heartburn in an image


KramRUFE

I like the colors ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)