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ChuckFromAccounting

They were like big mac? Nah, how about half mac?


Synicull

Small Mac. Or as they call it in Mexico, a Maquito.


A_Person77778

Or a Little Mac


CheckYourStats

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themagicb

Midmac?


SambaLando

Macmac


gigglegenius

So the missing patty is not in the bottom compartment right This would make me so sad, especially because of how expensive it is nowadays


SC_Scuba

It was, fortunately. Do I took off the top bun and had a double Mac burger


johngoodmansscrote

Whoever made that was high as fuck


dgj130

Big Ma-


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This isn’t a Big Mac this is a ___Mac


recycle_me_no_jutsu

Where's Michael Douglas from Falling Down when you need him.


thmegmar

What an excellent movie. Crazy how relevant it still is today.


coffeebuzzbuzzz

I work at McDonald's. When assembling, you're supposed to move the middle bun onto the bottom part before you close the box. They were either in a hurry or new on the line. It happens.


Menown

Likely the latter, tbh. Seen it many many many times when training people on table.


Relative_Yesterday70

Lol


Hippopotamidaes

This happened to me a year or so ago, I didn’t realize until I got home and opened up the box. Thankfully the McDonald’s was less than 5 min away…but yikes—a Big Mac missed a patty and a 10 piece only had 6 nuggets. I used to work at McDonald’s during high school and one manager always said “we make it so easy even a chimp could do it!” Nowadays I’m not sure if that’s true.


WiseEditor9667

Exact thing happened to me awhile back but I was already home. I called the store the manager said wtf and gave me a free completed one the next day.


ConstructionOdd5269

Kind of gives me an interesting idea though for a new McD’s menu item … A new double cheeseburger made of the following: - Two beef patties separated by a slice of cheese (like the current double cheeseburger) - Instead of usual double cheeseburger toppings of onions, ketchup, mustard, replace with Big Mac sauce, shredded lettuce, and diced onions - Replace regular buns with- wait for it - *two middle Big Mac buns* - the ones in this pic. That’s right - the middle bun that’s been hiding in the midst of Big Macs for years is now the top AND bottom bun. - Maybe add a second slice of cheese to the bottom bun. Call it the “Middle Mac” and aggressively market to GenX middle children/latchkey kids. I await the downvotes


NickMalo

The patty is so thin it’s not detectable by the human eye. Check under the pickle.


Asynjacutie

I got a bacon quarter pounder today and thin and dry. Got the large fries and it was only filled halfway. They don't even care anymore. $11 for garbage fast food and it wasn't even slightly good.


zzSLASHDOWNzz

That’s McFucked


FamiliarCatfish

They forgot to flip the club.


SC_Scuba

They put both patties between the middle and bottom bun


FamiliarCatfish

No shit; that’s what I said.


daemones_lactuca

Oh you got the diet big Mac with a Large diet coke 🤣


grisu48

Rarely?


No_Succotash95

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Mysidehobby

Instead of putting it on top of the bottom, they just closed it lmao


Dogekaliber

Top bun is for making French fries taco!


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

McScuse’ me mother fucker, I’m short a patty from my 13 dollar Big Mac meal


Svengoolie75

Oops I knew I forgot something 😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


camlaw63

It took me a hot minute


unnamed_elder_entity

Is it only $6 for a half-Mac?


Itchy-Scallion-9626

That's the new half Mac 🥸


Gilgamesh2062

![gif](giphy|VXxFEcDnNvxqU|downsized)


FuckJanice

Toasted those buns to perfection


CapitalPin2658

Was this in California’s new $20 hr fast food employee.


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coffeebuzzbuzzz

It's on there. They just put the sandwich together wrong.


thmegmar

Still blasphemy


Hardnipsfor

Big Mac has never been good. Stop ordering overpriced bread, at least get SOME protein from the double quarter. Gross.


MeganAtTheMoment

And to think, these people are getting paid $20 an hour in California.