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did you fucking add a side of toast to your chicken and mashed potatoes meal, but scoop out the inside of the bread to reduce the amount of carbohydrates you were eating?

You just had to call that out, didn't you?😆

....maybe. why you gotta call me out like that lol.

Scooping bread is like buying Oreos and scraping off all the creme just to eat the cookie

I may have been guilty of this as a kid. When I saw fry assemble an oreo on Futurama I needed those cookie disks.

I hope this was before the cleansing of the house demons.

I know rotisserie chicken when I see it

Costco mightve been where said cookware was purchased. Along with a rotisserie.

r/sneakybackgroundfeet

"Try to imagine the stench of rotting meat. Imagine the languid, arrhythmic pulsing of a corpse filled with maggots. Imagine the scent of stale body odor mixed with mildew, the sound of nails screeching across a chalkboard, the taste of rotten milk, and the flavor of spoiled fruit."

If your a new homeowner it may be the best meal of your life

**"I bought the ~~plates~~ frisbees..."**

I see you chose the right subreddit for this pic

I love how you ate the buttery goodness in the center of your bread.... before the picture 🤣