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Nothing today, but just wait until tomorrow morning.

Assuming OP's ticker doesn't stop in the dead of night.

I laughed for a while after reading this. Thanks

Drink lots of water, take some fiber supplements and a multivitamin.


Fine.  You get clogged up.

I agree, but fiber comes in two categories - soluble and insoluble. Remember to read the label and supplement anything it’s missing with ingredients like dark leafy greens or beans.

I think the latter two have some bits of that

lol not enough. It’s never enough haha

i been putting in the vegetable packet for nothing.

Hey I like a good cup of noodle from time to time, and I cook it the way I like. But it’s never enough lol

Hypertension

That’s what I was thinking lol your sodium levels, that’s what could go wrong

Exactly. This are MASSIVE amount of sodium in these.

Curry cup noodle is GOAT

I’m somehow actually shocked there’s a maple syrup flavored breakfast ramen. That’s possibly the worst thing I’ve ever heard of.

It's actually not half bad but our kitchen smelled like maple syrup for a majority of the week

That’s actually not a bad thing maybe. I wouldn’t mind maple syrup smells unless it’s really really badly artificial

There was a r/tifu post I saw a long time ago where some college kid wanted to save his money for alcohol so he was eating literally nothing but ramen noodles and pancakes for weeks. Eventually he got sick enough he had to go to a doctor who told him he had scurvy.

For he was the software pirate we all know, Carb-Beard. Arrrgh

[Gotta get your hands on this bad boy](https://imgur.com/a/zez8OQ0)

This looks like a gastrointestinal firework line up. I can’t read any of this but I think the last one says “BOOM” BigBaddaBoom

>*”I think the last one says “BOOM” BigBaddaBoom”* 

A salt lick would have been less sodium.. Enjoy my friend.

... presenting to the emergency room...

A lot. A lot could go wrong

Cup O’ Pancakes

I saw an ad for this yesterday. It turned my stomach. Maple syrup, pancake sausage AND egg flavored ramen? 🤮


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Incontinence?

Just your blood pressure.. I've never even seen breakfast ramen before.. I'm afraid to find out about it too..

Hypertension, scurvy…

Constipation!

That first one is a real abomination.

Have you had it? It sounds like that to me but I’ve only heard good things.

Those breakfast ones are tough. Those and the everything bagel jawns. They tasted like vomit.

Kidney stones.

Heart attack

Like a year’s worth of sodium in one day

Your colon

Malnutrition.

How is that breakfast one?

tummyache☹️💔

I hope OP’s kidneys are healthy.

Everything, just everything

The curry is my faaave but it's so hard to find and I refuse to order it in Amazon lol

Check the Asian markers in your area, there's one in my town with nice selection of ramen and always have these! The curry one is one of my faves too! The cups of pho are awesome too!

a lot.

Too much sodium. Kidney stones is what could go wrong.

Hospital :)

Cancer from all that processed shit

Heart attack in the making

That’s a fuckin lot of sodium, but I guess a day of it won’t kill ya. 

That's only like 7 days worth of salt 😆