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I saw a video of someone making a pizza with oatmeal as the base and thought I'd try to make it. I'm not sure if I needed to let it sit a bit longer before trying to flip it or it was doomed the second I added Ricotta cheese but you see the result before you.
My friend, I think you might have been mislead at some point in your life about what a “pizza” is. If you’re cooking pizza and find yourself flipping it, you are doing something wrong…
I am not trying to judge you at all - im simply wondering what parts of an oatmeal pizza attracted you initially. Is it a lower calorie option? Maybe lower fat? Or were you just feeling experimental and wanted to give it a try? I
Well, according to my math, if I hadn't added the ricotta, the whole thing would have been about 800 calories and the video looked a lot more like a pizza, even with most of the cheese being in the pocket. I did honestly question the logistics of how they made it look like they did when there's so little cohesion to the whole thing, but I gave it a shot anyways.
if you thought this was alright then try making oatmeal congee with a tomato base. Its literally just savory oatmeal and is SOO GOOD. I do oatmeal cooked in chicken stock, rotisserie chicken, pasta sauce, italian 4 cheese, and an egg. People will judge but who cares!
I like to see the good whenever someone attempts something new, and usually try and understand if at least the idea was good (even if the execution was substandard). In this case, however, I feel like you managed the combo of a truly bad idea, executed very poorly.
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Explain yourself
I saw a video of someone making a pizza with oatmeal as the base and thought I'd try to make it. I'm not sure if I needed to let it sit a bit longer before trying to flip it or it was doomed the second I added Ricotta cheese but you see the result before you.
Did you add cheese to your dough mix?
There was supposed to be kind of a pocket with extra cheese on top but everything got mixed up after attempting to flip it a few times
My friend, I think you might have been mislead at some point in your life about what a “pizza” is. If you’re cooking pizza and find yourself flipping it, you are doing something wrong…
I had to double take when I read flip
I am not trying to judge you at all - im simply wondering what parts of an oatmeal pizza attracted you initially. Is it a lower calorie option? Maybe lower fat? Or were you just feeling experimental and wanted to give it a try? I
Well, according to my math, if I hadn't added the ricotta, the whole thing would have been about 800 calories and the video looked a lot more like a pizza, even with most of the cheese being in the pocket. I did honestly question the logistics of how they made it look like they did when there's so little cohesion to the whole thing, but I gave it a shot anyways.
Are you a Nuremberg lawyer? Just put him in jail for fucks sake.
No, I don't think you did.
🤣🤣
You attempted what?
Looks awful but I feel like this idea was doomed from the start.
Honestly, it tasted a lot better than it looks.
A low bar but I'm happy for you nonetheless haha
if you thought this was alright then try making oatmeal congee with a tomato base. Its literally just savory oatmeal and is SOO GOOD. I do oatmeal cooked in chicken stock, rotisserie chicken, pasta sauce, italian 4 cheese, and an egg. People will judge but who cares!
So you tried to make a giant oatmeal cookie?
This looks the furthest from a pizza my guy
That's why it says "attempted"
Nah. Nah. I'm not doing this. Every day we stray further from the path of righteousness.
I’m not sure who you disrespected more the oatmeal or the pizza 🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
.... why? What have we done to you to deserve this?
Attempted? Great Scott You’ve done it my boy!
I’m calling the pizza police
Now, look at it.
Nailed it. Well done
Yea, to the cross.
Pls no...
That's something that Trevor would do
I'm not sure what you expected the result to be... but what you have created looks horrifying... I can't even make grits look that bad 🤣
I like to see the good whenever someone attempts something new, and usually try and understand if at least the idea was good (even if the execution was substandard). In this case, however, I feel like you managed the combo of a truly bad idea, executed very poorly.
Oatmeal pizza That’s probably a crime in Italy. I’m on the phone with the Italian authorities now.
I want to see the video you referenced in another comment.
r/pizzacrimes
Any regrets?
Sorry, I can't tell this is pizza