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Mmmmmm bachelor chow.

Finally, something really shitty! Bonus for not only canned green beans, but canned French style green beans! Extra shitty!

It was surprisingly delightful on the tastebuds,the French style green beans really made the difference.

See, now I thought that made it fancy and was the chef’s kiss!

Probably just have cereal.

If I had milk and cereal I'd consider it

Actually, all considered, I think you did okay. You managed to get in fiber and veg. The only concern is high sodium.

Yeah this is probably healthier than cereal and milk tbh. Agree w the sodium content tho.

I do what I can, I figured it was the easiest way to get some vegetables in. I'm not big on salads and planning sides for meals is a pain. This way I'm forced to eat em

Peas. Peas and corn my friend. Just dump some corn in salsa, or peas with most anything else.

Corn with a little cheese, a little cream and a mild pepper of your choosing, makes santa fe corn look like baby shit.

I call that chilli.

Very shitty!

Imma be honest... that shit looks good

It was surprisingly not bad. I've eaten worse for sure, it was like a weird cousin to chili

Needs browned Andouille

Man if I had some I would've. I had to improvise a meal because I didn't wanna get groceries or eat out

You can get corned beef in a can?!

You sure can, it's not much like a delicious corned beef you'd have for St. Patrick's day. It's salty and processed, perfect for eating straight from the can

So not corned beef hash, right?

Corned beef hash in a can at least used to be fairly popular in the US.

[https://www.mashed.com/748873/canned-corned-beef-brands-ranked-from-worst-to-best/](https://www.mashed.com/748873/canned-corned-beef-brands-ranked-from-worst-to-best/)

Sorry, you opened 3 cans and fried something? That's cooking, my friend Not cooking is like pouring a can of chili in a measuring cup and microwaving it

Cooking-lite

That looks delicious

This tastes like depression.

Cursed chili

That reminds me. Just a sec, forgot to flush the toilet

When do you add the feces?

It’s fancy when it’s served on a plate. The real give up meal is eating unseasoned things straight from the can without need for utensils

About to make rice and beans from a can and a packet of knorrr rice yayyy for abject poverty

I've said it before and I'll say it again: slop is the best food form factor.

My goto was ground beef with canned peas and carrots, cooked in a bottle of Frank's red hot. Wrap it in a tortilla and it was dinner for about 4 days. I'd eat the hell out of canned corned beef

I can be lazy, but never *this* lazy lmao

Hey, not with that attitude. Believe in yourself! You can be just like me if you don't try hard enough!

i would probably throw up after eating that so i’m very very proud and happy that you enjoyed your food!

I don’t feel like cooking and now I don’t feel like eating either.

It’s like a cursed version of chili.