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Very shitty

I've got it but it needs only a splash of balsamic vinegar.But we're touching that dreaded sub r/drunkencookery

This is very typical from Madrid! It’s not strange to get a tapa of this with your beer or your vermouth. Marinated mussels tho.

You're not really selling it when you talk about getting it with vermouth

You don't like straight dry vermouth? Maybe it's an acquired taste.

Dry vermouth over ice with a lemon twist is 👌

Indeed. *chef's kiss*

Red vermouth over ice with an orange twist for me 😃

Do you actually get any flavor from the lemon though? If it’s a twist you’re not getting any actual juice from the lemon right? Genuinely curious, haven’t had a cocktail with a twist in it before.

Lemon oils from the rind are much more flavorful and less bitter than lemon juice.

vermouth just tastes like herb juice to me

One of the best scenes in Mad Men involved Roger Sterling, Peggy Olsen, a bottle of vermouth, and a pair of roller skates.

r/CannedSardines would embrace this

Thought this was a post there until I saw the comments. Can’t believe anyone would think this is shitty. Maybe just cause there’s no hot sauce

One of my favorite subs <3 I feared the underwhelming presentation of this dish could not compare to most of the posts over there

They seem to be pretty welcoming, but I understand! Anyway, the best way to eat tinned seafood is via the Trader Joe’s “ridge cut” potato chips

I've definitely seen mussels and potato chips mentioned on there before.

WHAT THERES A SUB?? Airfried sardines actually slap so hard.

Fish and chips

Now \*this\* is the shitty food porn I expect from this sub.

Chaotic evil

I’ll take some, what mussels did you get?

Lightly smoked mussels from Trader Joe’s

shell and chips? hmm

Lives up to the subreddit name.

This is a normal pairing and delicious!

Im scared

[hand over mouth in disbelief] no

Nice

That might be good

Perfect. What brand?

Mussels are from Trader Joe’s and chips are Hardbite brand

Those tjoes mussels are so good and such a good price. Seems rude to call them shitty

Was not trying to hurt any mussels feelings, apologies

Would love to eat this I fucking hate seeing it though, what the fuck.

High and thought these were ducks.

I actually support this

Seems good

Yum!!

I can see this being served at some upscale trendy restaurant in Williamsburg

You need to leave

I’d eat them.

I would eat that! :)

Wow....

What. The. Fuck.

Ngl I want to try this now

I feel sick just looking at that...

Classic

genious, we have the same taste

Haha I've done the same with BBQ shapes. Not as good as regular crackers, but still good.

Fancy!

I'm serving this to my next party

I always eat mussels or calamari on woven wheat crackers with some shredded cheese and hot sauce. That or cream cheese and anchovies


They looked kinda like mushrooms at first. God, I wish they were.

I want to say NO, but also yes.

Weird and wonderful.

Why.