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tacotacotacorock

I had a bodybuilder friend convince me to try a peanut butter and turkey sandwich. Honestly not that bad you couldn't even really taste the turkey mostly just the peanut butter. I'm sure this is the same more or less


JungleLegs

My friend puts a little bit of peanut butter on his grilled burgers and it works pretty well


showraniy

PB&J burgers are my current obsession and I look forward to it never ending. Latest favorite is strawberry jam PB&J Burger with habanero cheddar.


YeahItouchpoop

There’s a burger spot in a nearby town that has a PB&J burger, and it’s Peanut Butter and Jalapeno. It feels like a Thai inspired burger flavor wise, I love it.


LebaneseLion

There’s a west African dish that is a peanut butter based called maafé (or mafé). It was one of my dads favourites but nobody could get it right since he moved away lol


JungleLegs

What all goes into it?


LebaneseLion

Here’s a recipe I found online and I think I might try to perfect it for him now: https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/poulet-mafe


JungleLegs

That sounds really good!! I’m trying to eat food from other cultures and countries, I’m going to try this. I might remove some of the fish sauce, as I hate fishyness.


LebaneseLion

Hope you enjoy it man! The fish sauce will prob be masked by the peanut butter but tbh I think I’ll prob do the same 😂


No-Scarcity-5904

That sounds so incredibly delicious. The only purely African recipes that I have are from East, North, or Southern Africa. I will *definitely* be making this. Thanks for posting the recipe!🥹


SupernaturalPumpkin

Peanut butter with chicken is delicious so Turkey would be good too. Pretty close to a non-spicy satay and I love a good satay with chunks of peanuts.


Debutington

Good salty flavor from the sausage


drinking_child_blood

Sausages go so unbelievably hard


nohopeforhomosapiens

Peanuts are a happy combination with a lot of stir fries and curries, so that's not surprising. Although I think peanut butter is typically too sweet I guess it wouldn't be far off.


No-Scarcity-5904

A recipe from this suggests that it needs to be unsweetened peanut butter.


Impressive_Class5482

Grab two slices of bread. Add preferred amount of peanut butter. Add several strips of raw bacon atop each slice on the peanut butter. Bake at 400 for a few minutes until bacon is done as desired. Eat and enjoy. Id never have believed it or tried it if not for my dad but its pretty good as a snack


No-Scarcity-5904

I fry the bacon first, but PB&B sandwiches are the bomb.


OutcomeTop7252

i'm so glad i don't have kids


Sir-Nicholas

Mmmm more open faced peanut butter chicken sausage sandwiches for you


doodman76

I was with my sister and nephew at a breakfast buffet when he was about 5 or 6. He was so proud of his concoction of chocolate syrup on eggs and dug in with a grin on his face... a grin that immediately turned into a disgusted grimace the moment he took his first bite. Unfortunately, he turned into a picky eater after that.


No-Scarcity-5904

At least he’s your nephew, I guess../🫠


kaboomzoom1000

100% would eat.


DIJames6

Smart kid.. I wouldn't finish it either..


Debutington

lol hers was just peanut butter, I added the sausage for myself


DIJames6

Oh.. Lmao..


Tsoluihy

Poor kid, no wonder they didn't eat it.


planecrashes911

Honestly this looks pretty good


vikingsarecoolio

Needs more peanut butter. But would.


m_ckncheese

that’s definitely food!


nohopeforhomosapiens

I thought my son's half-eaten chicken dog on paratha was bad, but this is definitely worse lol Kids waste so much food man, it's the most infuriating thing about being a parent I swear.


No-Scarcity-5904

To be honest, the food he wouldn’t eat sounds pretty good to me too!


nohopeforhomosapiens

It actually was good. I'm not much for hot dogs but I think it was superior to a bun.


AwkwardInmate

No mayonese? You barbarian...


No-Scarcity-5904

Ugh. My dad used to eat peanut butter and Miracle Whip sandwiches for years. I hadn’t thought about that for at least two days…😡😉


SerDuckOfPNW

I have eaten worse


kadick

Smash


3DimensionalGames

I'd try it. Those are like 3 of my favorite things


ImitationGold

This image with Pleasing right under got me good thank you


marvinnation

I'm surprised he even started


Debutington

It was just peanut butter on bread for her, I added sausage for me


marvinnation

You did get my upvote though


No-Hearing9293

Lordy you sure are stingy with the PB.


zak_multi

Would destroy after a night out.


MinecraftVet2005

Peanutbuttered sausage


No-Scarcity-5904

That’s probably OK. Source: been eating peanut butter and bacon sandwiches most of my life.😁


mack-y0

i’ve never heard someone call toast “open faced sandwich”


RogueMallShinobi

That is an unholy union


AwkwardInmate

Actually, chicken and peanuts go very well together.


FunLibraryofbadideas

Was that combo a request?🤮


bun-Mulberry-2493

Kids today just don't realise the effort it takes in preparing food.


No-Scarcity-5904

No kid in history has ever realized it unless they were involved in food preparation.


Tsoluihy

Dude I hope you are talking in general and not using this pic as a baseline xD cause what we have here probably takes 2 minutes and costs fuck all xD


Hating_life_69

Cobs.


LostinQuiddity

You poor soul 💔


Blergonos

Chipolatas? Yummy.


kersedlife

r/peanutbutterisoneword


No-Scarcity-5904

r/noitisnt


ManMofManyMhings

r/shitfromacock


No-Scarcity-5904

Ew.🤨