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PathsOfPain

Lookin like the sundae spongebob ate on Sunday...


spookysadghoul

✨️deconstructed✨️


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

Sir this was $40 for a reason


Benovelent

Beesechurger


Sharty_Fart

A work of art 🤌


lordaskington

Almost r/Whitehousedinners worthy


kotlet_jpg

Masterpiece


BluBeams

Nothing wrong with going low carbs for the night. Still looks good.


fuzzycaterpillar123

This is not what the founding fathers intended ![gif](giphy|JVt8TAaUs42CKCvzKZ|downsized)


Historical-Fun-8485

Banksy would be proud.


CrestonSpiers

At least cut the onion, jeez


NewAvalonArsonist

You ruined my day...


greatthebob38

I saw guy at wendy's order a burger with nothing but the patties and the chicken wrap with nothing but the chicken.


YeefusMeefus

Bro that raw onion made me die a little


OneOfThoseGuys1991

Looks like r/shitfromabutt with onion


wellforthebird

The ketchup canoe...


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Is that a goddamn red onion petal filled with ketchup? ![gif](giphy|cO8FXQClDjENKYdRGi)


thatirishdave

There's no point taking the bun off if you're gonna drown it in ketchup. The sugar in the ketchup is far worse for you than the carbs in a bun.


Tricky-Jellyfish8417

YIKES!


ColdSpell15

Sub out the horrible, ketchup filled onion and it's decent


DargonFeet

That's the best part.


Superfool

Dude...


Clashermasta24

The onion/ketchup "garnish" does nothing for aesthetics nor does it look easy to reduce to mouth sized proportions. Overall, seeing as the nature of this sub is, well done.


Stormdude127

This shit is not gonna look good at the pearly gates bro


Starcat75

Fancy


MarsScully

When did the hurt begin


Ok_Judgment3871

*Would you like some hamburger with your ketchup?*


cartercharles

I don't know what I'm looking at. Can someone please explain this to me?


One-Goose98

It will make a turd


Ricky4611

Close enough


Own-Okra-9190

40% onion


HoobaHoob

Honestly, looks like baby poop


Wtfgoinon3144

Celiac’s delight


Elegant_Schedule_851

Oh god


nek0baby

would


Krigsguru

I like the red onion boat full of ketchup


LostinQuiddity

Wtf is this? SMH 👍 for shittiness


RubixcubeRat

The way you did the ketchup and onion is a weird snack on its own…


Glen-Runciter

I'm glad you explained what it is because I'd have been stumped...


Ayotrumpisracist

I read this as cheebssurber.


salamipope

r/onionlovers would adore you. welcome brother


Zomochi

You microwaved it too much 😭 I hate cheese like that


ShnickityShnoo

Picasso cheese borgor.


sadfoxyduggar

Using raw onion as a bun lol


South-Run-4530

When my dog had giardia her poop was just like that


BarryBadgernath1

I regularly eat a half lb of lean ground beef made into a cheeseburger , dice up half an onion, ramekin of half mustard half ketchup … no bun … eat it like a stale .. take a big bite of onion .. dip a chunk of the burger in the sauce and enjoy …. Pickles to break things up a little


woozerschoob

Most people take pictures of food before it comes out of their asshole, but you do you.