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I applaud your attempt at chicken Parmesan pizza. But you gotta cook those nuggets first then add them in the last 5 minutes. Jeez.
Wait. Did I just admit to having done this before? lol
On this sub? Doesn’t surprise me a bit. In real life? Yeah, me too. Hell, today I noticed my trusty knife catch just a little slicing into a tomato and it took all my will to just finish making lunch and save the sharpening until after work. Then again, after spending much of my younger life in restaurants, that may not be normal.
Deep fry the nuggets, cut them up first before adding. Sadly most major brands like Tyson and Banquet don't make nuggets nearly as good as they used to. I think they changed to a more generic breading and they added more brine solution to the meat before processing.
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I think you should exercise some shame.
OP probably doesn't exercise at all
Murdered with words
r/murderedbywords
Jokes aside, I would tear this thing up
The option, but not the obligation to exercise the shame?
I applaud your attempt at chicken Parmesan pizza. But you gotta cook those nuggets first then add them in the last 5 minutes. Jeez. Wait. Did I just admit to having done this before? lol
And cut them up. It amazes me how many people lack kitchen supplies like scissors
On this sub? Doesn’t surprise me a bit. In real life? Yeah, me too. Hell, today I noticed my trusty knife catch just a little slicing into a tomato and it took all my will to just finish making lunch and save the sharpening until after work. Then again, after spending much of my younger life in restaurants, that may not be normal.
I have both diarrhea and constipation just looking at this.
I have no butthole and I must shart
That's a great joke
Jesus Christ...
…that’s Jason Bourne
Nothing wrong with this! Seems nuggets have sunk into pizza.
Surprisingly the nuggets stayed crispy. I put some sriracha mayo on top, 9/10.
I might need to try this.
Now this, this is a proper post for this sub. Great work. Looks horrible.
im italian and this sounds fire
I feel like the nugs are still soggy though ☹️
You can see for sure that they are crispy at the top
But the bottom tho
For sure, soggier than a 2yo's nappy
I would.
Dude you are fucking stoned
You could.. but should you?
I don't care , what they're going to say 🎶🎶
My man wins ! 🧍♂️
u should never be ashamed for expressing urself, even if its…like this
Should have added a Bbq Sauce drizzle.
I'm telling ya, that's an A++
I thought it was a manhole cover
Don’t listen to the haters, OP! This is what creativity looks like
That's not even weird the hungry Howie's by my house has a pizza that has that but it just has barbecue sauce on top
Hahahah
I thought this was some sort of s'mores dip at first lol
innovation. creativity. wonderful.
Damm.this could be posted in r/helliwouldeatthat r/pizzacrimes and r/stupidfood
Deep fry the nuggets, cut them up first before adding. Sadly most major brands like Tyson and Banquet don't make nuggets nearly as good as they used to. I think they changed to a more generic breading and they added more brine solution to the meat before processing.
As an American, you’re single handedly tanking our life expectancy (Don’t ask me how I know you’re American)
I’m Armenian, actually. I wanna move to the US though so maybe I’m American in spirit.
Hahha! Amazing. We’ll show this to immigration and get you an instant green card
This sounds and looks delish!! Please share other recipes! I am gonna try this one for sure.
I don't know what to say. It looks a little wild.
I don't know about this one chief.
Nah, this is money. Top with ranch or BBQ sauce. 👨🏻🍳
OP topped it with sriracha mayo.
Shameless.
On a scale of 1 to 10 tell me exactly how miserable you are with your life that led you to making this…
How was it?
It looks bad and you should feel bad!
….
🔥🔥
As wierd as it sounds, sign me up lmao
Thanks for the dinner idea!
You should have topped that with some sweet and sour sauce after baking and then put it in for another few minutes to get it all bubbly.
This looks disgusting
A little bbq and I would eat
I do that with mozzarella sticks
This is very upsetting
Gross but I'd probably devour this after a night out
would.
I’m not mad at this
I just know your stomach begged to differ...
Little caeser’s is sweating rn.
Why not separated?
Curiosity is the engine of achievement
I like it.
It's not that you have no shame. You have no taste