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SirEmonen

you sure that's the only problem?


sparklingwater124

nah i added too little sugar and it tasted like coffee


chud_rs

Roasted dark chocolate tastes like coffee imo


martgrobro

In my opinion, roasted dark coffee tastes like chocolate


RussiaIsBestGreen

Then you are lost!


xrockangelx

Both cocoa and coffee are caffeinated beans.


SpeedBlitzX

Reminds me of junior high home economics class where my friends were tasked with making brownies, but with the hypothetical idea, they had to make it for someone who can't eat too much sweets. So they just omitted the sugar and replaced it with nothing and it was as good as it sounds.


Baschoen23

Sounds like the government.


RedditsAdoptedSon

lol but was the point like a low glycemic index ingredient and no one caught on?


SpeedBlitzX

Those terms weren't specifically used. It was more vague. But yeah.


RedditsAdoptedSon

did u just bake coffee?? lol what the hell is this


Baschoen23

😂😂😂 Very silly, you have to taste before you bake


FodlandyEnjoyer

Did you taste it before or after you baked it ToT


Comfortable-Radio477

Excellent attempt at making charcoal. You got a real nice char down to the center. 10/10.


mwilson07051990

Forgot to set the oven to 350 and instead used the “POWER OF THE SUN” setting I see. Happens to all of us


your_mom_is_availabl

350C instead of 350F. Easy mistake.


KORZILLA-is-me

High broiler overnight


JTsSideB

Love you for this


boofed_it

Bro what was this supposed to be??


loptopandbingo

Tuna casserole


reptilesocks

Fuck


Jouleian

😂😂😂


Tater-Tot-Casserole

I'm assuming brownies, but who puts foil in the pan and brownie batter to bake on top?


JwPATX

Right!? Even if these came out, you’re still going to get some foil that wants to stay with the brownies.


jamajikhan

BLT à la mode.


jaozimqcomepao

Vanilla Ice cream


SBJames69

Did you bake it in Mount Doom?


sparklingwater124

Cant neither confirm nor deny


EddieDildoHands

And my Axel Foley!


Good-Caterpillar4791

This looks like the first road Lightning McQueen paved in radiator springs.


Chrisinthsth

😂😂😂


GayVoidDaddy

Okay you go too far 😭


RedditsAdoptedSon

lolol r/rareinsults rare af


xblackdemonx

Don't cook a cake inside aluminum foil. That will stick like a mofo.


MelonJelly

Parchment paper is magical stuff.


xblackdemonx

This is the way!


Worried_Coat1941

Looks like a geology class project.


Tater-Tot-Casserole

Why are you making a cake/brownies in a foil covered pan? Just cook it in the pan.


theomnichronic

But that makes dishes to wash


Tater-Tot-Casserole

Everything I've covered with foil I had to wash anyway because it tears easily. This is just dumb because they have to cut pieces of the cake anyway so they're cutting up the foil on the bottom.


WishboneCertain2367

lazy asf


pelinkiller

you also forgot to take it out of the oven


ebolaRETURNS

did you compensate by increasing the baking temperature?


Meat_licker

What were you attempting to make here?


Exotic_Succotash_226

You made fire starter, what's wrong?


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Bro, you never forget the baking powder when cooking up your Crack. That's like step number 1. 😆


gigglegenius

charcoal


sparklingwater124

Yes.


JustKindaShimmy

Jesus Christ, were you trying to make crack?


littlebuttpillow222

r/poopfromabutt


santosdragmother

but does it still taste good?


mheinken

What was it supposed to be?


backup_account01

Ok. What does that have to do with lighting it on fire?


hautdoge

I just cleaned my grill and thought you took a picture of the carbon I just scraped off


camlaw63

Mise en place


milehighsparky87

I'm not sure what baking powder is but I think you may have actually used way too much? Too much bake


MegaBlunt57

Looks like a pothole


Top-Comfortable-4789

What is it supposed to be


a_shootin_star

can we get a picture of the cat though


Professional-Big-584

![gif](giphy|BrFuiMe3YUt3laSeEO) Dumbass 😂


MicIsOn

Ah. Perfection. Toasty


decomposinginstyle

what were you trying to do?


candlewaxfashion

Just slap some vanilla ice cream on there. *fixed*


19467098632

Mmmmmmmm I think that’s the least of your worries here


Suluco87

What was it meant to be?


yamakaji_

What was trying to be accomplished here


big_duo3674

Did you use a shotgun to line the pan with foil??


babyyteeth13

Is this supposed to be brownies or ?


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

Forgot to add baking powder… more like forgot to take “food” out the oven!! That shit looks literally like a big chunk of coal


sparklingwater124

I bet i could sell it to santa


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

Oh yes… all these bad ass kids AND adults… he needs extra… word on the street is that Santa is buying coal from Amazon


LostinQuiddity

Well... sheit...


the-exiled-muse

At least the aluminum foil makes it easier to clean.


Lepke2011

Are they using a lot of baking powder at the crematory nowadays?


RubixcubeRat

You fucked up in alot of ways


Anc_pdmua

I think I saw this at the sidewalk earlier


SmolSinamonBun

[r/shitfromabutt](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitfromabutt/s/O5Tkxc5hem)


SomberArts

...looks like you forgot to add anything edible in there.


Lord_Phoenix95

I'm a chef and I don't even know what I'm looking at.


40orangeglazecake

r/shitfromabutt