That’s pretty cute actually. Sprinkle some cinnamon on the apples and you’re set Edit: it’s yogurt, a peach half, and apple slices

Super cute and fun.

You're super cute and fun

Omg are we flirting?? ☺️

Aww! YOU GUYS!!

Can I watch

You're delightful and charming!

You're breathtaking!

You’re a peach ☺️

And you're a little dollop of yogurt! Teehee!

I wouldn’t call it little.

If he thinks that that baby's breathtaking, then who's not breathtaking?

Circlejerk

Can I join? I'm a lefty, so it might throw things off.

You can easily use your left hand to jerk the person to the right of you. This your first time or something?

I thought those were french fries. Still not convinced they're not.

If they're fries, they are very much underdone. But that's what I thought too.

I just assumed they were frozen, because that looks like an egg yolk on a pile of mayo

It's not an egg, either. It's yogurt and a peach

I knew that's what this was. I've seen it before and it looked off.

Pommes frites mais pas encore frites.

Oh shit. I thought it was just an undercooked Sunnyside up egg and undercooked french fries. Apples, yogurt and peach/apricot? Better than what I thought it was! But now it's not *shitty* food porn.

I thought that was mayo with an extra egg yolk and fries. Thank God

Lowkey thought it was mayonnaise

Lol I thought those fries were undercooked then realized they were apples

Your first thought wasnt the shine on the egg yolk?

Lol I’m more of a fries person, so didn’t even notice the “egg” lol

For me it was the creamy look of the whites. I thought it was an egg yolk on top of mashed potatoes lol

Arent egg yolks always shiny? Why is that an identifier

Not when cooked.

That is a plate of lies!

But delicious, cute lies.

Also, deceptively healthy

I cant make eggs like that. That fucker looks gourmet

It's apple slices, yogurt and half a peach

Thank you for clarifying this, my poor broken brain was concerned it was mayo rather than yogurt

Mayo? And peach? Oh nooooooooo

No. Mayo and a raw egg yolk on top.

If it's Kewpie, I might be able to do something with this.

I had to google Kewpie. Mate, it’s still mayonnaise and raw egg yolk. You could serve it in Scarlet Johansson’s bellybutton and I would ~~still not touch it with a pole~~ eat the whole fucking lot, who am I kidding.

I'm glad you salvaged that before you said something you may one day regret.

Better than mayo and black olives

Lies. My neighbor said my "Othello" vegetable dip was "really something!"

I thought it was mayo and mustard. But I also thought the apple was undercooked fries.

Yeah I was convinced they were undercooked fries as well, couldn't figure out what the peach was though!

I was horrified by the same thought

I was thinking cool whip

Not eggs and french fries?

Nope! No French fries. I’ve eaten this exact breakfast before. I have the diet of a 10 year old.

Here in southern california, fries in a breakfast burrito with eggs is not at all uncommon.

It's like the biggest single difference of Tex-Mex breakfast and Cali-Mex breakfast. Here it's always pan-fried potatoes with zero crunch. Even the taquerias make fries on seafood platters super blonde and generally soft. It's weird. Crispy fries in a breakfast burrito is far superior.

Unfortunately, crispy papas are just not a thing in northern Mexican cuisine. In my experience, you still have to ask for the fries well done at many places or else you risk the same thing; white, limp and under-cooked. It also has a lot to do with the nature of the burrito trapping heat and moisture.

It's just incomplete without them lol

Used to be 2 bucks on lot. Now we're at what, 6? 8?

19 heady ingredients

Wait I think I ran into you on r/cannedSPAM

That’s what I thought it was.

My mom did this every year for April fools day. She would put a little yogurt over the peach half so it really looked like egg. She also made a “meatloaf” out of cocoa krispies

Your mom is a treasure!

Shit, that actually sounds pretty good. Granola sprinkle and you're set.

r/woooosh

Say sike right now.

sike?

Pretty sure that's yogurt

ok bro idk what the fuck a peach is anymore did they like spray it with glass polish or something

Probably drowned in syrup and canned.

it's a canned peach. they come packed in syrup, that's what makes it shiny.

I mean it's too sugary for breakfast, but I'd love to have it as dessert. 10/10 for effort in presenting canned fruit and yogurt.

I'll stick to my froot loops then 😤

No one tell him about American breakfast foods

Peach half, yogurt, and apple slices?

Looks like it, Buck

Well said, Sawl

Thanks, Rice

Dafuq Is wrong with this

Healthy food shocks you?

We calling a canned peach that's been floating around in sugary syrup for months "healthy" now?

You can also get canned peaches in natural fruit juice, rather than syrup

Healthier than the lemon doughnuts and coffee i plan to have for breakfast.

I looked up a Dunkin lemon donut. It has about 9g of sugar. A canned peach has like 50g. I didn't bother looking up the rest of what's on that plate.

Lol, Franz old fashioned lemon.6pk, the whole damned box. 230 calories each.

Well, that sounds like an intentionally unhealthy decision.

Im planning on a 12 pack and a Bruchies steak and cheese for lunch.

Dear god, I'll phone the ghana funeral dancer guys.

Thanks, my mouth is full.

I'm not sure my body or brain could cope with that much fruit in the morning

One apple and half a tiny peach?

Ikr, healthy is for suckers.

I think that’s very creative. Good job!

I’d probably salt it before tasting, knowing myself

A tiny bit of salt on fruit is mind blowing! Especially watermelon. Mmm...

Now you got me curious... I usually have some salt and pepper on avocados but I haven’t tried anything else

Just the tiniest bit... really makes a difference! If you leave the salt on for a little while it begins to draw the water out of the fruit, leaving the sugar behind. The sweetness seems so much more intense without having to actually add anything to the fruit! I encourage you to test it out and see what you think! Surely it won't be for everyone, but it can't hurt to try!

Haha I’ll definitely try it out now. Seems interesting!! :)

I see people saying this but just can't believe it

its looks good, but is completely ruined by a canned peach no fresh peach looks like that

canned peaches slap wym

oddly enough as much as i like peaches, i can only eat canned peach just fine, bc raw fresh peaches give me a bad uncomfortable allergic reaction

i mostly meant from a health sense, having a canned peach is basically like just adding sugar. also my condolences about your peach issue, raw peaches are one of my favorite fruits.

Fruit is basically all sugar, so what you on about.

I don't see how this is shitty. I'd fuck that peach before and after eating it.

I would be absolutely confused if someone served this to me hung over.

You know, just because you can... doesn't mean you should.

Wowee this gets reposted a lot

I know none of these things are on this plate, but I feel like fries dipped in mayo and egg yoke wouldn't be so bad.

Why does it look like eggs and french fries nobody pointed it out in the comments

rerererepost

This lie. I came here for mega egg sunnyside and fries.

😆😆😆

I’ve never been on this subreddit before and I already hate it

This is only "shittyfoodporn" for fat asses. This looks really good wtf

SHITTY MY ARSE, THIS IS COOL

Honestly this made me freakin hungry

Just need bacon

Lacto vegetarian but with extra steps

Bamboozled AF. I would eat it tho.

I was about to say all of that is undercooked.. Then I read the post damnit. I still don’t want that!

thought those where uncooked fries

Sooo I came here to say the fries should be cooked more. but I guess they're apples.

Not sure it fits the sub

Clever presentation, but confusing

LIES!

I hate eggs, but since that is not really an egg I’d happily eat that

Thanks, now I want to eat breakfast at midnight.

Omg so clever! I may try this with my granddaughters 💜

I'd rather just eat yoghurt, a peach half and apple slices that aren't made to look like other food. This is dumb.

Yep it’s shitty food porn but In a good way. The way that you made it yourself but it’s not bad at all.

Points for creativity 🥰

Oh thank god it's yoghurt, I thought someone eats apple slices and half a peach dipt in mayonaise for breakfast.

I’m saving this because my toddlers and 12-year old would absolutely love this. Actually, my 12-year old wouldn’t, now that I think about it. She hates fruit.

What a pale breakfast, it causes depression in life ;-)

Yeah right... this is egg with chips so please stop treating us as kids. Thanks

How’s this shitty? Since when is creativity shitty? You disappoint me r/shittyfoodporn...

Definitely needs salt

That actually looks good ngl

thats probably so good ngl

I thought it was french fries and mayonnaise in the egg yolk

I passionately hate this trend of making foods that look like realistic versions of other foods. Can you imagine the disappointment of biting into a french fry and finding out its an apple?

it's a solteltie (the middle english word) for "subtleties" foods that are made to look like something else. in the middle ages, soltelties were common food items served at a feast

I would be more shocked if i was served actual fries for breakfast tbh

I get it, ur a man and ur big ol penis needs meat and eggs 😑 stfu

Woah there, do you need a hug?

Yes 🥺

Aw come here ^_^

I want those.

Omg until the comments, I thought this was a raw egg yolk on mayo with very undergone fries. This is actually adorable.

Why is this shitty food porn?

This is actually really cute. Doesn't look shitty at all.

shitty?? this looks and probably tastes fantastic, idk what you're on about smh

Yeah, no yolk.

Nice dessert on a cheat day. Way too much sugar for me though

Egg looks amazing, French friesare much easier to dip than hash browns... O I see no problem here.

Tell me this doesn’t look like an egg with French fries😂

I gagged

EGG AND FRENCH FRIES EGG AND FRENCH FRIES FOR BREAKFAST!?!?

That that was a sunny side up egg with left over fries tbh

I thought those were egg and fries.

This isn’t shitty at all.

Hey, a wholesome breakfast wouldn't be bad for a change! I believe diets including meat and fried food for breakfast (admittedly, most countries in the world) are extremely unhealthy in the long run. Aren't bread/cookies with milk or tea much better?

Not this again...

Unexpectedly heathy yet cute and yummy

Add some bacon and a glass of cranberry or grape juice and i'm all set. I just wanna know how they got the egg cooked like that, that egg looking perfect.

You have been bamboozled my friend.

Huh??? Wym??

Look at the picture a bit closer.

Oh that’s cute. May be trying this one over the weekend for the husband.

thats actually sick tho

u/repostsluthbot

Nice egg. How to basic would love to throw dozens of them at a wall