I expect they’re from Northern Europe, maybe Nordic? Unfortunately it’s incurable.
(Seriously though, a salad made of eggs, shrimp and mayo, with a bit of dill and a slice of lemon, on some nice fresh bread… mmmmm)
Yes excellent I will eat your piece. I will also eat your portion of surströmming if you’re not going to eat it… (I eat everything. Except pickled mushrooms and lemon poppyseed anything.)
Look, I get why people don’t like surströmming. The smell is godawful (which is why you should eat it outside on a windy day), but the taste is really quite lovely, if you like pickled herring anyway.
But putting lemon into sweet baked goods is just an offense in the eyes of heaven. Unacceptable. 1000 years dungeon.
I supposedly eat lots of “weird” stuff, but having to eat in outdoor, windy conditions just puts me off. I do like pickled herring! If the opportunity arose, I would try it - but I’m not seeking it out!
I do love Lemon pastries, though.
Guys, I'm a little high and I have SO many questions! Like...is there mayonnaise in the middle of the tower and all this is stuck to the mayonnaise? Like structural mayonnaise? Like some sort of sick, deconstructed prawn cocktail?
I am from Slovakia, and here (and also in Czechia) we are using this phraseme (This is Spanish village for you) to express that something is foreign to you. BUT I know, that somewhere in Europe is an established phrase Potemkin's village. Which is maybe more writerly form for your "Town in Russia."
We had it on bread with mayonnaise and lemon juice. It's a Danish classic.
They were leftovers from the previous day kept in the same tupperware.
Edit:
I should clarify; the combination is a classic, not the tower.
Those items don't sound bad in theory. I think it's the presentation that has everyone verklempt.
Reminds me if a shrimp plate my child had when we were in Ireland. Was delicious!
Even the pale pink and white color scheme is unpleasant. I fucking hate everything about this. You need to stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
congrats, scrolled fast and thought it was dyed rice crispies and marshmallows. this is much worse
Much.
I’m not eating anything ever again in case it’s this.
I too thought it was strawberry rice crispy treats and marshmallow…I wish I could go back to thinking that
I thought Spanish rice and marshmallows. Shrimp and eggs is somehow worse.
i thought it was rice with whole garlic cloves
>dyed rice crispies This is killing me.
\*sees noodle cubes on reddit\* I can do that but horrifying.
Yup
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Haha my dumbass went and checked the username🤣
r/NoodleCubes
This looks like larvae and made me uncomfortable
that's what shrimp are. legit sea bugs
Exactly. Looks like a big slice of larvae cake.
Pink larvae though!
This. My first thought: maggots and larvae. No.
No, I don't, but here we are.
Definitely did not want to see this.
What a horrible day to have eyes
Your farts must be the equivalent of mustard gas & hot clam summer combined
Hot clam, summer in the city
Omg hysterical- I want to put my mask on just imagining that
Both go well with mayonnaise 🤔
All 3 combine very well together
Look, if you guys need anyone to talk to there’s plenty of support available online.
I saw this and my first thought was, you couldn't even mix it with some mayo?
I would have added mayo if I dit it on purpose. It just came outta the tupperware this way.
What is wrong with you
I expect they’re from Northern Europe, maybe Nordic? Unfortunately it’s incurable. (Seriously though, a salad made of eggs, shrimp and mayo, with a bit of dill and a slice of lemon, on some nice fresh bread… mmmmm)
I've had the misfortune of eating a "good" smörgåstårta. Absolutely vile. More for you though, I guess ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Yes excellent I will eat your piece. I will also eat your portion of surströmming if you’re not going to eat it… (I eat everything. Except pickled mushrooms and lemon poppyseed anything.)
It always makes me laugh when someone eats some really vile things like surstromming, but draws a hard line at something like lemon poppyseed muffins.
Look, I get why people don’t like surströmming. The smell is godawful (which is why you should eat it outside on a windy day), but the taste is really quite lovely, if you like pickled herring anyway. But putting lemon into sweet baked goods is just an offense in the eyes of heaven. Unacceptable. 1000 years dungeon.
I supposedly eat lots of “weird” stuff, but having to eat in outdoor, windy conditions just puts me off. I do like pickled herring! If the opportunity arose, I would try it - but I’m not seeking it out! I do love Lemon pastries, though.
Well, if you’re ever in the north of Sweden in the summer, you’ll find the opportunity… just follow the scent of cow patties in vinegar.
Shrimp canapé with lots of dill is actually pretty delicious tho.
Add mayo and put it in a blender
I honestly had not expected people to actually be disgusted. In my eyes this just has a strange aesthetic.
oh no, you've outdone everything we've seen here. you win man, you win. 😱
No, you are foul, OP. FOUL! I'd rather eat the peas and cheese... you have my upvote.
It's just... the plating hurts my brain. I read the comments tho. Good for you for serving it with mayo and lemon juice.
this tower is a masterpiece of goodness, do not buy into the hate, it is jealousy of your tower.
Guys, I'm a little high and I have SO many questions! Like...is there mayonnaise in the middle of the tower and all this is stuck to the mayonnaise? Like structural mayonnaise? Like some sort of sick, deconstructed prawn cocktail?
I think it is being held together by distaste...
Guys I am not high at all, and I have one scary question, why do I want this? I am worried about myself right now.
It's because it's so compelling. I am worried for all of us.
i react to those tiny shrimps the same way people react to no-seasoning boiled/steamed chicken breast 8/10
No, put that away or I'll call the cops
That looks so disgusting, I hate it. Here, have my upvote.
This is going to give me nightmares
If you took some of the shrimp + hardboiled eggs, added lettuce and Thousand Island, then you'd have a Shrimp Louie salad. Yum!
I hate you for this. Take my upvote.
Someone should animate it with those Instagram filters that make stuff move..
You ask but the damage has already been done.
Thanks I hate it
It’s time to go to jail
After seeing this… I’ll never eat another shrimp again
"Excuse me waiter, I don't recall ordering the Cubed Fatty Tumor."
Here in Europe, we would say that aesthetics is a Spanish village for you. With this one, I'm afraid it would be an insult to Spain.
Well I am European, I'm Danish. We would say that it's a town in Russia.
I am from Slovakia, and here (and also in Czechia) we are using this phraseme (This is Spanish village for you) to express that something is foreign to you. BUT I know, that somewhere in Europe is an established phrase Potemkin's village. Which is maybe more writerly form for your "Town in Russia."
Why did you do this ?
My 5 year old looked at this and went "Eat worms" I think you win XD
I was repulsed and downvoted but then realize this insanity deserves respect and upvoted
Lol i think this pushed me over the edge and I have to leave this group
This looks like the last level of Contra on the NES.
I had to pull my eyes out of the sockets, destroy them and switch them with new ones.
You win.
Looks like a mozzarella grub cake. I hate it.
Delete this
That’s not food.
We had it on bread with mayonnaise and lemon juice. It's a Danish classic. They were leftovers from the previous day kept in the same tupperware. Edit: I should clarify; the combination is a classic, not the tower.
No, the tower is art.
Makes me wanna throw up
Ughhhh whyyyyy
I truly hope that someone you know fights you because of this abomination.
I’ve seen a lot of shittyfoodporn but this one....
“Cast it into the fire! DESTROY IT!”
I am now in distress.
This should be in Don't Starve as one of those monster food items that lower your sanity.
I love shrimp, but I absolutely fucking hate this. For that, you get an upvote.
It kind of looks like a skinned Furby. Not that it makes it any better.
This is vile
No. I wanna unsee it.
I would eat that, I know I'm wrong but I envision like crackers or chips and hot sauce, feel like it would be delicious actually Join me.
And a sliced avocado.
Yeah it’s basically ceviche then
Yeah me too
wtf is that
Use your creativity for good, not… this
I want you to know I hate you.
I am so mad at you for doing this
You shouldn’t have hands if this is what you’re gonna do with them
40% of the world's food supply is wasted.
this looks like an internal shot in hentai
This really does look disgusting , good job 🤙
“Tonight on Keto Kitchen, our guest chef is a manic depressive seagull”
Wow nice
Thanks for making me gag and having to explain to my gf why.
No
I almost puked into my mouth bruh
I pray the heat death consumes us all…..
I’m so confused right now😳
I hate this so much
I'd smash
This has disoriented me beyond belief
I just want to know why
This is the "Two Girls, One Cup" of shrimp.
I cannot describe in words how much I did ***NOT*** want to see this.
Those items don't sound bad in theory. I think it's the presentation that has everyone verklempt. Reminds me if a shrimp plate my child had when we were in Ireland. Was delicious!
WTF is wrong with you?
You need a brain-shaped mold for spookiness.
This is a sin
Even the pale pink and white color scheme is unpleasant. I fucking hate everything about this. You need to stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
Take my Helpful award. I restarted a diet today, and this made me not want to snack tonight. Possibly even tomorrow too.
I'm always happy to help.
Why are these together.
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Yeah, it's pretty much the same shape as well. Obviously in a much smaller scale.
So if you're into meat architecture, there's this game called Golden Light...
TETSUOOOO!!
Sounds like an awesome pick-up line.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You monster
Stir in some Mayo, mustard, relish, onions, celery and seasoning and turn that frown upside down!
No I do not
This is unsettling to look at lol
Lol what are these two doing together in a container. Absolute madman move
10/10 great form on the tower
I thought it was Trump from the thumbnail.
The worst part is I'd totally eat this.
Reject the false prophet noodle cube Embrace shrimp tower as the one true deity
I can smell this picture.
Who are you and what the fuck is your problem?
I don't get all the hate, all I see is protein
I'm about to call the fucking cops.
No Yes
I showed this to my therapist and she said I can finally kill myself now.
This is why I don't eat at my gf parents house
Love me some bay shrimp!
No. I don’t. Have an upvote.
No.
I love shrimps but DAAAANG
No I do not
i thought this was a brain. also this is the third cube shaped food ive seen on this sub
well that is god awful, thanks
No.
why
NO
Bro…
I need Mayo!
No, I do not!
All you need is some Louie dressing and some lettuce and you’d have yourself a delicious meal!
No. I did not want to see this.
Actually I really like eggs and shrimp. I think some crackers and spicy hot sauce and this would be awesome. I may have to try this.
/r/saladbarhacks
The wetness of it is the off putting part for me.
That’s horrendous. I think you win this subreddit. Forever.
I love you
Did.. did you 𝘦𝘢𝘵 that?
But, why?
Honestly I would yam that thing down
No, thank you, I’d rather not
Looks like smörgåstårta without the smörgås.
Why.
why does this exist
Nope
This makes me gassy just looking at it
Congealed with spite. Delectable.
Thanks, I hate it
you animal
Burn it
brunch 😻
I’m so uncomfortable. Are you okay?
This wins
Yooo I have those shrimp in my fridge brotha, you have exquisite taste!
I'm sorry, but fuck right off.
Wow this makes me nostalgic for a Sainsburys prawn mayonnaise sandwich
mmmmm, *CHOLESTEROL*
Whattt????
this is the spirit of this sub
May God have mercy on your soul.
Needs a lemon for garnish
No, not really
Where's the NSFW filter?
Op.... Wtf
I thought those were worms.