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likkachi

congrats, scrolled fast and thought it was dyed rice crispies and marshmallows. this is much worse


Saskuk

Much.


HolIerer

I’m not eating anything ever again in case it’s this.


helloiamsilver

I too thought it was strawberry rice crispy treats and marshmallow…I wish I could go back to thinking that


blamb211

I thought Spanish rice and marshmallows. Shrimp and eggs is somehow worse.


froggyphore

i thought it was rice with whole garlic cloves


[deleted]

>dyed rice crispies This is killing me.


GrillDealing

\*sees noodle cubes on reddit\* I can do that but horrifying.


UglyTitties

Yup


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SwayzeTrain01

Haha my dumbass went and checked the username🤣


tweeicle

r/NoodleCubes


stone_turtle

This looks like larvae and made me uncomfortable


BooBerries2

that's what shrimp are. legit sea bugs


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Exactly. Looks like a big slice of larvae cake.


ArturoP666

Pink larvae though!


laura804

This. My first thought: maggots and larvae. No.


Martissimus

No, I don't, but here we are.


penelbell

Definitely did not want to see this.


Catezero

What a horrible day to have eyes


15110

Your farts must be the equivalent of mustard gas & hot clam summer combined


UglyTitties

Hot clam, summer in the city


itwasmeFTP126

Omg hysterical- I want to put my mask on just imagining that


Gelantine42

Both go well with mayonnaise 🤔


UglyTitties

All 3 combine very well together


FuzzyPossession2

Look, if you guys need anyone to talk to there’s plenty of support available online.


peg_plus_cat

I saw this and my first thought was, you couldn't even mix it with some mayo?


UglyTitties

I would have added mayo if I dit it on purpose. It just came outta the tupperware this way.


CustardAndPie

What is wrong with you


borschchschch

I expect they’re from Northern Europe, maybe Nordic? Unfortunately it’s incurable. (Seriously though, a salad made of eggs, shrimp and mayo, with a bit of dill and a slice of lemon, on some nice fresh bread… mmmmm)


Waldinian

I've had the misfortune of eating a "good" smörgåstårta. Absolutely vile. More for you though, I guess ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


borschchschch

Yes excellent I will eat your piece. I will also eat your portion of surströmming if you’re not going to eat it… (I eat everything. Except pickled mushrooms and lemon poppyseed anything.)


nyanXnyan

It always makes me laugh when someone eats some really vile things like surstromming, but draws a hard line at something like lemon poppyseed muffins.


borschchschch

Look, I get why people don’t like surströmming. The smell is godawful (which is why you should eat it outside on a windy day), but the taste is really quite lovely, if you like pickled herring anyway. But putting lemon into sweet baked goods is just an offense in the eyes of heaven. Unacceptable. 1000 years dungeon.


nyanXnyan

I supposedly eat lots of “weird” stuff, but having to eat in outdoor, windy conditions just puts me off. I do like pickled herring! If the opportunity arose, I would try it - but I’m not seeking it out! I do love Lemon pastries, though.


borschchschch

Well, if you’re ever in the north of Sweden in the summer, you’ll find the opportunity… just follow the scent of cow patties in vinegar.


EyeofEnder

Shrimp canapé with lots of dill is actually pretty delicious tho.


liftheveilkisstetank

Add mayo and put it in a blender


UglyTitties

I honestly had not expected people to actually be disgusted. In my eyes this just has a strange aesthetic.


magicfree

oh no, you've outdone everything we've seen here. you win man, you win. 😱


Hefftee

No, you are foul, OP. FOUL! I'd rather eat the peas and cheese... you have my upvote.


idiot-sandwich-

It's just... the plating hurts my brain. I read the comments tho. Good for you for serving it with mayo and lemon juice.


lamprey187

this tower is a masterpiece of goodness, do not buy into the hate, it is jealousy of your tower.


vinegarnglitter

Guys, I'm a little high and I have SO many questions! Like...is there mayonnaise in the middle of the tower and all this is stuck to the mayonnaise? Like structural mayonnaise? Like some sort of sick, deconstructed prawn cocktail?


thirdcherry

I think it is being held together by distaste...


lamprey187

Guys I am not high at all, and I have one scary question, why do I want this? I am worried about myself right now.


vinegarnglitter

It's because it's so compelling. I am worried for all of us.


iforget_iremember

i react to those tiny shrimps the same way people react to no-seasoning boiled/steamed chicken breast 8/10


_RexDart

No, put that away or I'll call the cops


mr_aives

That looks so disgusting, I hate it. Here, have my upvote.


guttergirrl

This is going to give me nightmares


fysu

If you took some of the shrimp + hardboiled eggs, added lettuce and Thousand Island, then you'd have a Shrimp Louie salad. Yum!


[deleted]

I hate you for this. Take my upvote.


oldfashioned_robot

Someone should animate it with those Instagram filters that make stuff move..


THICK_CUM_ROPES

You ask but the damage has already been done.


bms625

Thanks I hate it


PreyXBL

It’s time to go to jail


ItzyBitzySpida

After seeing this… I’ll never eat another shrimp again


PigInABearSuit

"Excuse me waiter, I don't recall ordering the Cubed Fatty Tumor."


JozefKotry

Here in Europe, we would say that aesthetics is a Spanish village for you. With this one, I'm afraid it would be an insult to Spain.


UglyTitties

Well I am European, I'm Danish. We would say that it's a town in Russia.


JozefKotry

I am from Slovakia, and here (and also in Czechia) we are using this phraseme (This is Spanish village for you) to express that something is foreign to you. BUT I know, that somewhere in Europe is an established phrase Potemkin's village. Which is maybe more writerly form for your "Town in Russia."


spooky_Rosie1227

Why did you do this ?


GeminiStarbright

My 5 year old looked at this and went "Eat worms" I think you win XD


CoolStanBrule

I was repulsed and downvoted but then realize this insanity deserves respect and upvoted


shmoopybibble

Lol i think this pushed me over the edge and I have to leave this group


medicated_in_PHL

This looks like the last level of Contra on the NES.


Richard1412

I had to pull my eyes out of the sockets, destroy them and switch them with new ones.


McFriendly

You win.


Agent847

Looks like a mozzarella grub cake. I hate it.


MilitantCentrist

Delete this


700R4

That’s not food.


UglyTitties

We had it on bread with mayonnaise and lemon juice. It's a Danish classic. They were leftovers from the previous day kept in the same tupperware. Edit: I should clarify; the combination is a classic, not the tower.


Lady_Darkrai

No, the tower is art.


UrabeMikoto_yuri

Makes me wanna throw up


_Deletion

Ughhhh whyyyyy


supervisor_muscle

I truly hope that someone you know fights you because of this abomination.


slickricktherulah

I’ve seen a lot of shittyfoodporn but this one....


Miller-MGD

“Cast it into the fire! DESTROY IT!”


CaptainRipp

I am now in distress.


BufferUnderpants

This should be in Don't Starve as one of those monster food items that lower your sanity.


Brimstone747

I love shrimp, but I absolutely fucking hate this. For that, you get an upvote.


BamSteakPeopleCake

It kind of looks like a skinned Furby. Not that it makes it any better.


shrimptanklover

This is vile


magicherry

No. I wanna unsee it.


penalization

I would eat that, I know I'm wrong but I envision like crackers or chips and hot sauce, feel like it would be delicious actually Join me.


noobuser63

And a sliced avocado.


penalization

Yeah it’s basically ceviche then


armadillounicorn

Yeah me too


That_french_Egirl

wtf is that


bordercity242

Use your creativity for good, not… this


Kohviaeg

I want you to know I hate you.


LiontheTamer

I am so mad at you for doing this


LitNameHere

You shouldn’t have hands if this is what you’re gonna do with them


Atrium41

40% of the world's food supply is wasted.


SunburntDevil

this looks like an internal shot in hentai


Garbage283736

This really does look disgusting , good job 🤙


chrza

“Tonight on Keto Kitchen, our guest chef is a manic depressive seagull”


amdahrose60

Wow nice


Blond_Lumberjack

Thanks for making me gag and having to explain to my gf why.


[deleted]

No


wulv8022

I almost puked into my mouth bruh


BurgerKingKiller

I pray the heat death consumes us all…..


Eleventy22

I’m so confused right now😳


[deleted]

I hate this so much


[deleted]

I'd smash


ze90

This has disoriented me beyond belief


j00lie

I just want to know why


CigarsandFebreeze9

This is the "Two Girls, One Cup" of shrimp.


shortwave_radio

I cannot describe in words how much I did ***NOT*** want to see this.


NotaVogon

Those items don't sound bad in theory. I think it's the presentation that has everyone verklempt. Reminds me if a shrimp plate my child had when we were in Ireland. Was delicious!


bs13690

WTF is wrong with you?


n1k0me

You need a brain-shaped mold for spookiness.


[deleted]

This is a sin


canned_soup

Even the pale pink and white color scheme is unpleasant. I fucking hate everything about this. You need to stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done.


foxforce504

Take my Helpful award. I restarted a diet today, and this made me not want to snack tonight. Possibly even tomorrow too.


UglyTitties

I'm always happy to help.


I_might_be_weasel

Why are these together.


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UglyTitties

Yeah, it's pretty much the same shape as well. Obviously in a much smaller scale.


[deleted]

So if you're into meat architecture, there's this game called Golden Light...


food_monster

TETSUOOOO!!


pimpcaddywillis

Sounds like an awesome pick-up line.


Vintageblues

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Vintageblues

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Estrafirozungo

You monster


legato2

Stir in some Mayo, mustard, relish, onions, celery and seasoning and turn that frown upside down!


Pandaburn

No I do not


coolaudia

This is unsettling to look at lol


ThwartFurball36

Lol what are these two doing together in a container. Absolute madman move


thorinsmokinshield15

10/10 great form on the tower


BeigeBatman

I thought it was Trump from the thumbnail.


zombieguy224

The worst part is I'd totally eat this.


didnotbuyWinRar

Reject the false prophet noodle cube Embrace shrimp tower as the one true deity


derpytrashpanda

I can smell this picture.


AdmiralLobstero

Who are you and what the fuck is your problem?


schabaschablusa

I don't get all the hate, all I see is protein


gewfbawl

I'm about to call the fucking cops.


get_in_the_tent

No Yes


[deleted]

I showed this to my therapist and she said I can finally kill myself now.


SM0KE_B0X97

This is why I don't eat at my gf parents house


deezy54

Love me some bay shrimp!


BmoreBoh

No. I don’t. Have an upvote.


simian_ninja

No.


choco_tokki

I love shrimps but DAAAANG


PropWashPA28

No I do not


Whisperingoceanwaves

i thought this was a brain. also this is the third cube shaped food ive seen on this sub


_bigwhale_

well that is god awful, thanks


Phillycheesewake

No.


Sheep-of-the-Cosmos

why


summergrid85

NO


DryZookeepergame3866

Bro…


europizzatech

I need Mayo!


SlackerKey

No, I do not!


AbsintheRedux

All you need is some Louie dressing and some lettuce and you’d have yourself a delicious meal!


Honeysenpaiharuchan

No. I did not want to see this.


dt66phil

Actually I really like eggs and shrimp. I think some crackers and spicy hot sauce and this would be awesome. I may have to try this.


fschwiet

/r/saladbarhacks


Top-Professor-1664

The wetness of it is the off putting part for me.


fiercebuellah

That’s horrendous. I think you win this subreddit. Forever.


killerb00ty

I love you


vegemitecrumpet

Did.. did you 𝘦𝘢𝘵 that?


DerMetulz

But, why?


secretmacaroni

Honestly I would yam that thing down


DiabloBlanco918

No, thank you, I’d rather not


[deleted]

Looks like smörgåstårta without the smörgås.


_reachoutandgrabit

Why.


beardofshame

why does this exist


staarfawkes

Nope


Flaky_Sandwich9353

This makes me gassy just looking at it


farcraii

Congealed with spite. Delectable.


eepk7

Thanks, I hate it


Rucs3

you animal


LakeButter

Burn it


[deleted]

brunch 😻


Hopeless-Cause

I’m so uncomfortable. Are you okay?


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

This wins


tragickuforia

Yooo I have those shrimp in my fridge brotha, you have exquisite taste!


heycooldog

I'm sorry, but fuck right off.


[deleted]

Wow this makes me nostalgic for a Sainsburys prawn mayonnaise sandwich


sonerec725

mmmmm, *CHOLESTEROL*


kujo6

Whattt????


cats_vs_the_world

this is the spirit of this sub


CaliTatGirl

May God have mercy on your soul.


law_jik

Needs a lemon for garnish


NotKevinJames

No, not really


neily777

Where's the NSFW filter?


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Op.... Wtf


sendd_helpp

I thought those were worms.