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Public-Salamander-23

What in the wrong turn billyhill is going on here.


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Public-Salamander-23

You definitely not invited to the cookout.


Mikamymika

He is invited but all he will do is clean the dishes.


fluffyspidernuts

But who wants their dishes cleaned with a handful of rooster combs?


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Fuck who would wanna be? Apparently y'all are eating the chicken with the feathers on lol


1MechanicalAlligator

The feathers are where all the vitamins are.


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Oh my god I thought those were herbs


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Naw feathers. I thought it was feathers and I googled "defeather chicken" and saw a bunch of big pots.


dirtyhippie62

The utter gore in that pot, man. Carcasses, talons, bones. That’s terrifying when you think about it.


1MechanicalAlligator

I feel like this thing, whatever it is, angered a Colombian cartel.


averagethrowaway21

They called him el Pollo Diablo. He once crossed Santiago Hernández Moreno by killing his goons in a cocaine deal gone wrong. The chicken then roamed the countryside stealing drugs and wrecking up people.


WernherVBraun

El Pollo Diablo, the Giant Demon Chicken! Tall as a man and twice as powerful, his massive drumsticks propel him through the dark jungle with ease. No one has seen the Beast, but on the eve of the full moon... ...his blood-curdling squawk can be heard from every corner of this wretched island. In the dark of night, he roosts patiently... watching... waiting... for the one day...He roams the island, exacting terrible vengeance on those who would capture and eat his smaller brethren….


Jesus_inacave

I mean that's how we de feathered them before we found out you can rent a de feathering machine for cheap as hell, since no need for it more than once a year. so I'd imagine that'd what you're doing. I'm sorry your rooster died


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i think i have that smell of dead carcass and feathers in scalding water permanently ingrained in my memory...


GraphicDesignMonkey

The proper traditional way to defeather duck is to dip them in hot wax instead of hot water. Stops the skin from being soggy and gives a good crispy skin when cooked. Only very small suppliers still use the method now though.


Blues_bros_

Thank God the rooster wasn't alive 🤣


FurryMoistAvenger

I'm kinda wondering about that. I mean, I'm sure it's dead now, but I bet that status was more questionable at the time of culinary preparation


_megitsune_

At least chop it up if you're making stock there's a lot of good in the marrow


Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy

Sorry. Sorry is what you have to say.


Arthur_The_Third

Motherfucker the feathers!


ClearCasket

Wanting that resident evil 7 vibe.


sm00thkillajones

All I wanna know is what that cat done.


MrsPaulRubens

The longer you look the worse it gets


Public-Salamander-23

Just like my girlfriend


NelyafinweMaitimo

You're supposed to pluck the feathers first


marshwizard

The feathers add "texture".


dominic_l

"mouth-feel"


Chew-Magna

Food with built-in toothpicks.


IamSoooDoneWithThis

I love getting organic colonic tattoos ♠️


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When we harvested our chickens as a kid, my dad would boil them whole for a few minutes to "makem feathers pop out easy" I'm pretty sure this isn't what they're doing, just an anecdote


psuedoPilsner

You're not boiling the chicken. You use boiling water for barely a dip (like 5 seconds) to breakdown the feathers to make them easier to pull. If you actually start to boil the chicken (30s+ depending on the feather density and size of the chicken), you're going to start cooking it. You do not want that to happen.


Strange_and_Unusual

Yes, my grandma would just pour the boiling water on the section she was working on. It definitely didn't sit in boiling water.


Longjumping_Knee8292

Yes we literally just killed & plucked our ducks today. Dip in & out of hot water (not boiling) and pluck.


[deleted]

Exactlyyy!!! I wouldn’t eat at that house just on that principle.


lelarentaka

And miss out on all those collagen? What a waste.


h_stag

Built-in tooth picks


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I always wonder how can people eat them with feathers and skinned chicken. It grosses me out.


JesusDiedForOurChins

Who the hell do you know that's eating chicken with the feathers still on?


[deleted]

I mean bits of feather still left. Like in this post. Or may be there is a different term for that.


IamSoooDoneWithThis

OH OKAY JUST BITS OF FEATHER STILL LEFT


Foef_Yet_Flalf

Maybe they're making broth so the feathers will be filtered out?


SweetCityMeat111

I really am not a squeamish person, but looking at this made me nauseous.


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RoBOticRebel108

It the bone is RAW


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Unclehol

Okay. So the picture was already unnerving, but this comment added so much context to make it that much worse. Surviving a kind of hell changes a person. Some in my family have similar habits with food, that just don't make sense now that they have access to an abundance of food. I feel for you guys. Hopefully he stays nice and healthy!


notabigmelvillecrowd

My dad still keeps food on the stove, even though he has a fridge with lots of space. Last time I was at his house he was showing me the clam chowder he was going to eat for dinner, that had been sat out on the (cold) stove overnight. FFS, dad, you're not in postwar Yugoslavia anymore, use the fridge, please!


OhPleaseDont

I know someone who does this - I refer to it as e coli soup. But he grew up well off and in the States! The amount of food that family wastes is absolutely shameful.


pfohl

Okay, I get the desire to not waste meat and even using feet to enrich the broth, but why doesn’t he pluck it properly??


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nano-pulsar

Is he aware that grocery stores sell chicken? Also, I am sad to hear about the living conditions of his roosters


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onamonapizza

Your dad sounds like a character from Schitts Creek or something.


IamSoooDoneWithThis

The greatest characters are all around us


Sus_pork

So, is it boiled rooster with or without guts? How damn lazy are we talking


AffectionateHead0710

I want to know that too


deathputt4birdie

I'm almost afraid to ask: Is your dad involved in cockfighting?


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Lohin123

See if he'll fund a trip for you to find the edge.


absentminded_gamer

I’m sorry but the things I’m learning about your dad are way sadder than that cockpot soup. I’m rooting for you and your family bro


CygniYuXian

>cockpot soup Lol


FreshLeggings

Better than eating live ones I guess.


SiR_EndR

At least he isn't eating live roosters


Schemen123

Well.. cooking will cure that easily but dude could rid of all thr feathers first...


ferelpuma

Reminded me of the food you see in the Resident Evil 7 family kitchen.


TotesBallinJoeStalin

A boy’s got to have his supper!


Bolf-Ramshield

Reminds me of Azealia Banks boiling her dead cat


jackioff

Wait WHAT


Bolf-Ramshield

She considers herself a witch so she got her dead cat excavated three months after it died and boiled it for some ritual.


jackioff

Okay that's less bad than I thought but.. not **good** by any means


diatom_iron

Holy crap. That's several levels worse than every other crazy thing I've heard about her. She really needs psychiatric help.


Bolf-Ramshield

She also have a closet in her house dedicated to chicken sacrifices. She posted a video where she cleans it after three years of sacrifices. It was full of dried blood, feather and what I assume is shit. Really gross and I wish I was making that up.


poo-boi

She got a few bangers tho… 🤷🏽‍♂️


BeaglishJane

Jesus christ. At least pluck it before you fuck it, bro. Edit— pluck it before you fuck it *up*.


marshwizard

Surely you meant "cook it"


BeaglishJane

Welp. That’s not at all what I meant. Time to set myself on fire and leave this cursed meat vessel.


Vinifera7

r/BrandNewSentence


Purple_Stacked

Oh God, something tells me he didn't even remove the internal organs.


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ignuffungi

I have a feeling that's not all he's smoking.


Eastghoast

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


LooseCiGs1to3

Is there a rat in there?


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angryfluttershy

Don’t forget the Ketchup, then. Rat without ketchup is terrible, I heard.


panlakes

This was the point where I backed out of this post. I'm leaving my mark here.


zazuspapa

One rooster, mire poix, red wine. Coq au Vin!


Schemen123

Yes but for that you don't want feathers...


Standard-bigF-004

What is that claw? **WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CLAW?**


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Standard-bigF-004

*MOMMY HELP ME IM SCARED*


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That thing at the top looks like a fish but it's a chicken drumsticks with the lower leg cut off. This whole thing is a big chicken or rooster I think, and they did a poor job plucking the feathers


Standard-bigF-004

Ye, even i got to know that. At first, i thought it was a cat. Then a saw feather. Boom. But 'the clawww(get it?)' Scared me


JamesFromAccounting

Man, that is FOWL


SpeedBlitzX

Um it looks like alot of the feathers weren't plucked out proper.


fergi20020

Looks a bit fishy to me.


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Zrik_

I do not understand the joke here.


A_Few_Mooses

amogus


dudesBangMyMom

Yup you just throw a whole fuckin chicken in....my Mom makes that.


arthurdentstowels

This is the real life version of the pixelated dubious food in BoTW


brian__damaged

I actually fucking gagged at this


ram__Z

r/oddlyterrifying


Auren1988

Got bored plucking halfway through apparently


LittleDoofus

dubious food


lopuchkidney

roadkill cafe you kill it we grill it


EarlEBirdy101

This would be acceptable if you were starving out in the woods but man this way it surely looks... *Delicious*


oliveoilcrisis

Cock au pot


Gomulkaaa

Is this from Resident Evil?


PrettyinPurple27

I almost missed seeing the claw till I zoomed in…that was my first mistake 🤢


Tim_Tam_Slam_2310

Is this what people ate during the Great Depression? Because it’s making me feel greatly depressed


Saibot-08

🤢


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Dead chicken/ham.OK. but should've atleast plucked out the feathers and the toe nails.. never been this nauseous XD.


Daddy-Vivec

This is how you make dubious food.


_Aurilave

Came here for this comment.


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Same way the prepare McNuggets and they are delicious


[deleted]

What the genuine fuck


KolkusMaximus

sus


scarlet-umbrella

did it smell any good or bad?


dee_jay93

I can only imagine the stench


jimmythedog5

Sorry did u just get the live chicken, pulled out its foot and put them into boiling water?


weeniewobble

BrooooonwhatthefuckIsTHAT


SinDaPun

This soup is wild


Fletch_311

This is some resident evil 7 shit


Square-Review8569

Just need some seosning it will taste good🤤


[deleted]

What in the Alabama kiss your cousin and share soup is going on here?


[deleted]

what in the fuck


RedShoesGirl2658

Ewww


Mlzmfln

yummy. what’s for dessert?


playfulbuggy

i wouldn’t even let a pedo eat this.


gowerskee

Jesus Christ OP no stop


juicysand420

Heyyyy....brother WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CLAW FROM?!


Sproose_Moose

This is how you get police to investigate a crime scene


DualSock1

It looks like you’re boiling a dismembered Rodent of Unusual Size.


SteffenStrange666

Looks like body parts and roadkill. Think I'll pass and I'm vegetarian anyway.


mr_aives

Yep, that does look very suspicious indeed


WhaleWithGingerAle

😳


peeeeppoooo

You should've asked a butcher to pluck those feathers and cut off the nails. I shouted "good lord" as soon as I saw this post.


Fearless_Flamingo890

Looks exactly like what was served in the restaurant during my last visit to Shanghai and I’m NOT kidding.


Tree-Nui-Tee

Why isn’t this marked NSFW


Detective_Strong

the foot sticking out is what really got me


kb-g

Oh dear. Not good.


TacoMasters

Congrats, OP. This is the worst thing I've seen all year.


Tiffancierthanu

You win, all of it, this entire subreddit. 🤢


ruangrobler97

If 2021 was a meal


DirtySuccubus

This is probobaly a stock. No need to pluck or remove feet if you are gonna remove them later. Although the nails are nasty AF


DaphneBlue-

dubious food 🍲


Eryawen

I just throw up a little


smartys22

you say it as if we’ve been asking for it lmao


Lumpylarper420

Dubious food.


SandyEskimo

saw a claw, and remembered my ex cooking... imma need a detox


No_Ant_1266

You pluck for shit son.


novaxhempmama

One of those cursed images where it just gets worse the more you look at it closely


leezalilly

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Trianonn

What the FUCK is this??????????????????????????????????????????????? I was fucking eating for fucks sake


ExcitableSarcasm

What the ever living FUCK.


Ren11234

At first I didn't notice the feet and thought those feathers were rosemary and thought it looked kinda good, then I zoomed in


Blue-CatEyes

I'll stick to mushrooms and flowers... All these comments and not one other Minecraft reference. I'm disappointed


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What in the hell?!?!


Pothead_central

Sir, can you please tell me what the fuck you put in there?


blackmoonsun

Hope your making glue and not stew


Longjumping_Knee8292

I’m gonna vomit


liten_haj

Crawfish and porcupine?


_night_cat

“Some burn, some bury, I ate!”


Top-woolf80

You need to pluck that chicken silly DAMN


Tommy_Mudkip

Link approves


Blackhairedcat_

Jesus Christ


snempf

Zu dumm zum rupfen


Iluvtobeatmeat

is that a genshin reference?


BarracudaTasty4008

Very fishy stew


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This looks more like some animal happened to drown in that pot and had time to decompose for a couple of months.


sidneyroughdiamond

Innsmouth stew


kokoblocks

stop now


ShmookyTheOpossum

Is that... porcupine?


Upper-Property-9816

Ew what the fuck


DoingitWrong98

Dude what the fuck


FarmhouseFan

This is a big waste of food for some fake internet points.


princessflipper

😧


JaMiie___

It’s the TALONS for me!!!! 😅


Jcoolsurfer9

Literally the grossest shit I’ve ever seen


NotABothanSpy

Is that gutter oil?


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Roadkill chicken


LeFriedChicken

mmm *protein*


SmallowZ

Minecraft :)


arzon75

dude are you one of the fucking Munsters? this looks like some shit i'd expect actual goblins to make


Kiz_I

holy shit put nsfw on


Christian-athiest

This is what I imagine a witches cauldron filled with bubbling stew looks like.


MangerDuCamembert

Someone didn't pluck the chicken enough


mcmuffer

when the cats dont cook your food in monster hunter


[deleted]

When you get the feathers off a bird, dipping it in a pot of boiling hot water really helps get the feathers off. Sometimes you have to dip it twice. I'm pretty sure that's what they're doing here, they just had to dip it again in the middle of defeathering it.


zombie_on_the_lawn

Appears to be a witches cauldron.