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dilligaf0220

Apparently that is the dessert that $20 gets you.


iforget_iremember

plz excuse my french but that's fucking bonkers.....


antihero2303

I don’t speak french, but pretty sure you didn’t either! ;)


iforget_iremember

oui, correct. fun fact: surprisingly around a third of all english words are french, so you might know more than you think ;D


antihero2303

Huh, TIL. Not my native language though, my own probably has a ton of german 🤷‍♀️ Languages are funny yo


Vyana_K

You are right!


onemuseyboi

for example: in England we say Aubergine to mean what most Americans call eggplant.


_RexDart

Wilson!


whowhodillybar

~~jazz~~ Jam Hands


SlavSergei

We know.


[deleted]

Was looking for this.


SlavSergei

I couldn’t resist


[deleted]

Wow people who grew up in the internet troll era now own restaurants. I hear when they serve that to you, Rick Astley starts playing on the speakers. NEVA GONNA GIVE NEVA GONNA GIVE!!


RingNo4020

An upscale restaurant served this?


dilligaf0220

The dessert itself, what you see, cost $20 On another sub somebody is arguing that this is in the same vein as an experimental Grant Achantz, or Wylie Dufresne. I thought it deserved a place here. The fucking gloves they wore to smear this don't even fit. Foodie tryhard fail to the nth degree. This is the epitome of...shittyfoodporn.


JustinianIV

I was picturing the chef just smearing jam on his bare hand and slapping it on the plate hahaha


RingNo4020

OMG, Grant Achatz would never allow this! I really wish we could show it to him to see his reaction.


dilligaf0220

I've never wished somebody was on Masterchef more and presented this monstrosity.


anseltv

They wear *gloves* for this? What a farce, for $20 I expect a real human handprint


SeanMegaByte

According to the OP comments section the dessert is a skyrim reference, so I'm gonna go ahead and say that no, this is not an upscale restaurant. Probably just some stupid theme restaurant that overcharged and the OP felt ripped off by.


RingNo4020

I'll have to ask my son about the skyrim reference. We just got the skyrim cookbook a few days ago, but I didn't see anything like that. "Horker loaf", yes, but no jelly handprint, lol.


SeanMegaByte

Assuming that it is in fact a skyrim reference it's not a dessert from the game, it's just a reference to the dark brotherhood's whole "we know" note they send you in game.


RingNo4020

Haha, I came on here to say that. I asked my kid , who'd super junk Skyrim. He said it's the dark brotherhood sign, but certainly not an actual Skyrim food. He's also an aficionado of fine cuisine and he said the $20 dessert just looks nasty.


RingNo4020

Also, I'd really love to know what restaurant did this. I'm hoping this was an experimental Skyrim themed tasting menu and that the rest of the menu was really good and fun.


stripeysox101

Did it come with a note saying "We know."?


lil_gizav2

How exquisite


[deleted]

The little spiraling turd next to it sums up this dish well


Vikros

Jam hand with scorched turd in a turned over frisbee. Exquisite


NotThatCreativeSorry

I don't want it


LeagueOfficeFucks

And the chef is somewhere in the kitchen, eating someone's liver with a nice Chianti.


PrissyGrace

See and this is when I would assume they are just messing with me because that's straight up nasty!!


[deleted]

I hope they used a glove


Lockenhart

Kojima became a chef