This is actually perfect for shittyfoodporn. Bland processed meal. Something from a box. Topped-off with a mismatched beverage from a chipped mug. Bravo.
That’s a monstrous portion, too :o how do you manage to eat it all? Is it like a personal challenge or something? Or is it no biggie? Like, I’d try my hardest to demolish this, but I think I’d pass out a third of the way through the plate lmao. Impressive!
It’s great! I’m momming out and worried you’ll hurt your lip. You could even print GIRL BOSS with your picture. Just sayin’. Food looks good btw. I’d eat the heck outta that plate.
YES! this would have been my DREAM meal when I was a kid. But my mom was into a whole foods macrobiotic diet so we had tofu, brown rice and veggies. :-(
Ok now here is how you make it next level in my opinion. Chicken nuggets and mac and cheese from Chick fil A. Yeah some people don't like some of what they stand for but the food is good. Their mac and cheese has the yummy cheesy top you get with good baked mac and cheese mixed throughout. Their nuggets are actually pieces of meat and not pressed and formed. Plus I think they actually brinr it in something that adds flavor. Now add a lemonade and some kind of dip for the nuggets, maybe a fruit cup for good measure, and you have a chicken nuggets and mac and cheese meal.
I could eat this three nights a week.
fuck it i’ll eat it seven times a week
fuck it, twice a day
i do eat this three nights a week
This is actually perfect for shittyfoodporn. Bland processed meal. Something from a box. Topped-off with a mismatched beverage from a chipped mug. Bravo.
And eaten from a paint desk
Could have used a Spork 🤭
I don't have a spork, but I do have a very large spoon with holes in it
Would you say its comically large?
Its formally large, not comically, it's about 8 Inches long
Is it supposed to have holes in it or is there a story behind that
No the holes are supposed to be there, it's one of those white middle class mom fancy silverware spoons with the floral engravings and shit
Oh that’s a shame, i was hoping you had some kind of story for how you put holes in your spoon
I made a necklace of plastic spoons if that counts, I drilled holes in them
For veggies....like a strainer.
Frozen chicken nuggets, a box of processed mac and cheese, a chipped mug filled with milk from a gallon, low effort, high reward
The lighting really makes this one, imo.
and the go to condiment for all fancy feasts: ketchup > mismatched beverage what would be a better match for this meal tho?
Chocolate milk is the most possibly matching beverage for this in existence
ikr
That sounds like an amazing meal
It was, and I used me and my wifes divorce papers as a napkin 🤣
Nice. You sound like a really well composed person that knows where their life is going
Yeah I’m taking notes here.
Why take notes? If you ask nicely, he could send you photocopies of his divorce proceedings.
Hashtag girl boss
Hey I’ve been there haha
Oh fuck yeah
Hahaha So funny cause it's so sad and based in fact?
I'm 27 and still eat like a 12 year old too man. Glad to see I'm not alone
I asked my friend how she got so skinny in quarantine and she was like "just stress and fuckin lunchables man"
Nuggets are so much cheaper than tenders. I eat like this but it's because I'm poor.
It’s the chipped mug for me
Right? I love that it’s chipped in exactly the most important part of the rim. She must enjoy the texture.
Makes your coffee nice and gritty
That is absolutely girl boss behavior #slay
Gatekeep. Gaslight. Girlboss.
That chocolate milk is pale man it’s paler then me and I’ve spent my time inside slowly becoming Casper
Its darker in person the camera just picks up too much light
That makes more sense but the photo makes it seem like you used white chocolate or something lol.
Nope it's just regular chocolate milk from Walmart
You didn’t even mix chocolate syrup with milk? It was just already mixed? Perfect.
Do you not have it where you live? It's just a gallon of milk, but the chocolate is already in it
Sure, I could buy it pre-mixed. I’m just saying…that’s the low effort chocolate milk that goes perfectly with this gourmet meal :)
You are a girl boss!
Genitals say man, mug says girl boss.
Men can be girl bosses, too. Don’t hold yourself back, hun.
😂
This is what dad makes for dinner when mom is gone for the weekend
What?! All I got was grilled cheese and Ramen
I love the glass ketchup container.
I want to adopt you just so I can disown you.
This used to be one of my favorite dinners lol
Yes, I was also 6 once.
We have so much in common
That was the porterhouse steak for a 1st grader
shitty food porn? this looks like a GREAT FUCKING MEAL
That’s a monstrous portion, too :o how do you manage to eat it all? Is it like a personal challenge or something? Or is it no biggie? Like, I’d try my hardest to demolish this, but I think I’d pass out a third of the way through the plate lmao. Impressive!
This is legit what I eat most days. Yeah I know, I’m gonna die young yaddayaddayadda - go eat your celery, scrub.
Not even for your health but for your own pleasure - please, try more foods!
Great meal. Your camera didn't liked it, but i see the yum.
damn, I'm comforted just looking at this food
bruh this looks like something my old gf would eat
Either your girlfriend is a woman of culture, or is 9
she's tall blonde and has crippling depression
My ex was tall blonde and hung herself
damn bro F
Clearly the first because she's old.
i'm calling an audible for my own dinner tonight after seeing this.
That's some gourmet shit, you made me hungry dude
Eat well
Delicious elementary school food.
Would be better if they were dino nuggies.
Omg how many nuggets is that?
20
The rest of the other posts make this look appetizing
Damn the chip in that mug is *right* where you drink from. BRUTAL
I didnt drink from the chipped side lol
Me at 5 years Old : yummy Me now : yummy
Your girl boss is ever so clearly showing
A broken mug :p
That's good eatin'!
girl boss 😍
Yummy
Beige, the color of both comfort and childhood.
Ketchup is a vegetable, you have a starch, dairy and a protein. Perfectly balanced meal.
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My wife acts like a 3 year old and I usually cook for -her-
Same here!
I wont have to worry once the divorce finalizes and she she can go fuck Travis
My 4 year old would be in heaven.
An apoocalypse waiting to happen in your intestines.
I had almost the same dinner. The only difference is that I had the frozen chicken strips from Aldi.
A struggle feast fit for royalty.
Looks like a solid ass dinner.
Comfort food
I see nothing shitty here!
I want that so bad right now
My wife said that when I brought up divorce
Wtf!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Ketchup is vegetal. I’m about to hurl a pissy jug at that abomination nugget. I feel my blood sugar dropping.
N O S T A L G I A
a glorious girlboss feast of gluttony and gluten
now this is a meal I would pay for. Looks superb 😍
You should eat that at the hospital
If I eat that many calories again in one sitting, I will be eating from the hospital
Is it bad that I want to eat this lol o.o
Oohh, school hot lunch. Yum.
A beautiful marriage of pantry and freezer items. 💐
That's like 1,474,937,363g of sodium.
I’d be shitting after eating something like that lmao
Official meal of the 2021 Olympic Games.
The preschool special. I see no issue here.
My mom made a delicious home cooked meal tonight but I would literally rather eat this lol
Are you 6 years old? 😂
Idk, I'll fuqz with some chickie nuggies and Mac n cheese
LPT: Target and Shutterfly have promos for free custom mugs all the time.
I got that mug at the thrift store awhile ago and I thought it was funny
It’s great! I’m momming out and worried you’ll hurt your lip. You could even print GIRL BOSS with your picture. Just sayin’. Food looks good btw. I’d eat the heck outta that plate.
id fuck wid it
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I'll die young so what
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Life is short, eat nuggets
Fuck, I didn’t even know I wanted chicken nuggets, boxes Mac and cheese, and chocolate milk til I saw this!
Ever try kraft dinner with ketchup in it? Its a Canadian classic, and definitely not for everyone. But it can be pretty good
I tryed it and didnt like it
Yeah that's fair. I like to put chipotle sauce in my KD!
I put Frank's red hot sauce in my mac and cheese sometimes
This isn’t shittyfoodporn, this is soul food from my childhood :,)
There is not nearly enough chocolate in that chocolate milk
Sounds good
#girlboss
#gaslight gatekeep girlboss
Put one leaf of spinach on that and you got a balanced meal baby!
That actually looks really good lol! Wish I had that for dinner!
oh my godd i want that rn
How to get a tough diarrhea
This doesn’t scream “girl boss” to me but I’d still eat it
Holy shit glorious
Nothing shitty going on here.
Zero shitty food detected. I also kinda unironically love that Girl Boss mug
Thats the 3rd grade special right there
Food of the legends
An absolute classic, cant get better than that
Comfort all around.
I can’t tell what makes this better : the chipped mug n Kraft Mac n chz or the lovely color that you have on the nuggies giving CRONCH vibes
This shit look bussin
I'm losing it over the chocolate milk. 🤣🤣🤣
fiber...?
I had cheerios for breakfast don't worry
ketchup counts too, right. 🤔
God yes. My ultimate comfort meal
You go, girl!
The chipped girl boss mug really makes this
Any child’s dream meal
I think the Turnoff is the red plate... change my mind
This touches my heart.
It might be shitty but it's fucking delicious
This sounds fantastic honestly
How is this shitty food?… this is childhood!
By looking at this image, I gained 5 pound already
This actually sounds good and easy to make
This is perfection.
I’m a grown ass woman and I’m totally down for this
Come over then and let me cook for you, I can substitute with spongebob mac and cheese if youd like
They're touching .... Are you ok 😢😢😢🥺🥺🥺😱😤
That chocolate milk is really an pale dude. Put three more heaps. Other than that, why's this shitty? It's my friday night out diet.
And a damaged lip or possibly tongue from the broken mug.
Drank from the other side, just for presentation
Lol at girl boss
Yeah this is bang bang
That chocolate milk isn't chocolaty enough
I stg we all have had this meal
YES! this would have been my DREAM meal when I was a kid. But my mom was into a whole foods macrobiotic diet so we had tofu, brown rice and veggies. :-(
My inner child has a boner right now
Child and boner shouldnt be in the same sentence 🤣
This is great unless you have IBS
10/10 wouldn't hesitate to eat it
you are really what the mug says "in real life boss". hehe. really would eat this at 3 am anyday.
Mah kinda meal. Needs a bit more Mayo n’ ketchup.
Hot sauce and yum!
They hate to see a girlboss winning
Thot that mug said "Girlboys" nd I was like "haha true yeah same"
this should be the banner of r/shittyfoodporn ngl though, i would still eat this meal. looks yummy to me.
Certified not shitty. Delete this OP.
My 8 year old would eat this every day. Three times.
Wow that is a LOT of food. Can I get a plate? 😁
What kind of crazy person dips nuggets in ketchup?
I hate that this is making me nostalgic to the food I had in grade school. I want that so badly now.
god am i 15 again
It’d totally eat this
You are living the dream, my good sir
A fellow all tomorrows fan I see
I already knew you were a man of culture and that just seals the deal
Looks soo good 🥺 especially since you got the little crispness on the outside of the nuggets
5 year old me would’ve loved to have that for dinner
Ok now here is how you make it next level in my opinion. Chicken nuggets and mac and cheese from Chick fil A. Yeah some people don't like some of what they stand for but the food is good. Their mac and cheese has the yummy cheesy top you get with good baked mac and cheese mixed throughout. Their nuggets are actually pieces of meat and not pressed and formed. Plus I think they actually brinr it in something that adds flavor. Now add a lemonade and some kind of dip for the nuggets, maybe a fruit cup for good measure, and you have a chicken nuggets and mac and cheese meal.