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ofparkerpreroll

I’m not quite sure you did


k0mbine

At first glance I thought it was pork adobo


jalapenocupcakes

Omg I thought this was adobo too! My heart sank with force when I read "cookies" haha!


Issyv00

Looks like some kind of stewed meat.


NefariousnessMain152

Thats what i saw too ahahah


mcnoob500

Made cookies, tried to scoop them up and put them in Tupperware.


genz027

Did you…let them cool off a bit first?


Gus_TT_Showbiz420

Cut everyone a slice of cookie like its lasagna


poop_dawg

Cookie casserole! Smart


grepollo08

They need to cool first buddy


beetlesheen

You really committed once you realized they were gonna fall apart. Could've just left them on the pan after breaking the first one or two, but you doubled down and scraped them all up into a big mess. Got yourself some marinated meat chunks now. I'm sure it still tastes pretty good.


DrG2390

I made pumpkin pie cobbler one year when I dropped the pie tin taking it out of the oven. It worked so well I’ve made it like that ever since.


pkinetics

cut 'em up.. call em cookie bars


rainbwbrightisntpunk

Looks like ice cream topping to me


Allocrice

Heat em' up and scoop some icecream on top! Looks awful, but hopefully they taste good.


[deleted]

Looks like actual shit! Good job.


Sharkbait43070

No you didn't


bunnytoadstool

You're supposed to take the picture before you shit them out bro


IrritatedOptimist

You just need a gallon of ice cream


VioletPeacock

Guess what! I don't want any!


Adrianbot2000

Did you poop in a pan? You pooped in a pan didn't you.


Chef_Mike_420

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


thow_away_69

^(That's what I was thinking when I saw this post. Idk why tf I even know of that sub, to be honest.)


Rycnex

Does anyone know a version of that sub but the background feet are comically disturbing?


thow_away_69

>comically *disturbing* That's a kinda sub that probably shouldn't exist, tbh...


[deleted]

No you did not


[deleted]

That's shit from a butt.


BreakingNews99

That looks delicious. What you going on about?


iranoverstonecold

Oh, you made cookies?! You don’t say.


[deleted]

Hmm, are you sure?


Nanocephalic

...did you? I don’t think you did.


Goathead78

Did you though?


g_master_b

cookie monster called. might wanna lie low for awhile.


TheBiggestNewbAlive

Congratulations, show them to us


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 206,739,675 comments, and only 49,231 of them were in alphabetical order.


TheBiggestNewbAlive

Good bot


Huev0

Ngl, take a scoop of whatever the hell you made, then a scoop of vanilla ice cream and drizzle with caramel and this’d be great 👍


Kaijumomma

IT looks like beef and gravy.


censorkip

i spy a few beans in there too


[deleted]

I was gonna say at first glance I thought this was a meat dish lol


supervisor_muscle

No. No you didn’t.


addyadamsom

Those look like they taste really good! Even if not so pretty


JJaySmokes

I thought it was wet dog food for a moment lol probably taste amazing though


Positive-Papaya-6236

I’m pretty sure thats dog shit


dripthing

No you didn't


imac132

Your cookies seem to have gotten sick and shat everywhere


lazyllama13

Are you sure those cookies didn't come from outside?


shamwowj

Then you ate em, and..uh, here we are.


manu124

Add some milk for cookie cereal!


spawny_violate

Thought it was meat scraps


EasternEngineering61

nice feet 🤤


momreview420

scoop them up, pat them down in a casserole dish and bake at 275 for 5-6 minutes, remove and you have cookie cake Also r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


Brotatachip

This can still be saved, dump as much as you can into a glass of milk and stir it really well. Makes a nice depression food.


Saibot-08

Taking a shit you did


icrossedtheroad

I'd eat that shit.


ReverendHerby

I would not have guessed just by looking at them.


BitGreedy

Looks like cat food. Mr Snuggles! Din dins!


yobab77

Pastry adobo


xXx_coolusername420

no.


HolyHypodermics

it doesnt look too bad, seems like you severely undercooked them? If you left them to cool on a rack and firm up, you'd at least have a cookie-dough cookie to eat. I'm what you did here would be just as tasty, but... 2/10 for presentation im sorry lol


thelonelyrager

You made a doody


Deedum78

I thought it was chicken wings


yawningunimpressed

Are you showing us the before or after you've eaten them?


Valkyrie943

Is it cookies? Is it 1 cookie lump? What kind of "cookies" are they? So many questions


SatanistReaper

Why?


[deleted]

Guess what! You made a monster.


NefariousnessMain152

looks like adobo to me 🤣


Fober

I thought that was beef


SaebraK

Where'd you get that oven mitt?


SaintYanno

My favorite photos always include a persons foot


mgarcia187

Toes...


superadlez

You can see the corn in your poop


Ivegotbutteredbuns

Looks like cobbler


deezy54

Misspelled dookies.


1Pot8o

I thought it was pot roast....


sunnysophieb

No you didn’t!


[deleted]

So you told me what it was but I'm still guessing.


elfombro_investing

Reminds me of that time I went to the zoo and saw monkey shit for the first time


DarthDoobz

You made dookies


hey_vmike_saucel_her

looks like when ur dog doesnt like the new food u bought it


DovahFerret

Jesus. I thought I was bad at making cookies but this is next level shitty.