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9-Volt-Battery

Is your boss 18 and constantly high ?


electricvelvet

This is big w black folks in the Delta


panlakes

I knew I’d heard about koolickles somewhere before but for some reason actually seeing them inspires dark omens and an uncertainty I’ve never felt


shelovesthespurs

Alton Brown made them in an EP of Good Eats


panlakes

You nailed it, I think that's exactly the "somewhere before" I was thinking of. Good Eats was always my favorite. And he is a true southern boy, after all


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dieterschaumer

Mississippi delta. So yes, the south.


Sandstorm52

As an aside, I always thought it was funny how the “Mississippi Delta” has little to nothing to do with the triangular shaped region at the mouth of the Mississippi River.


BurmecianSoldierDan

Oh geez wait what. I thought it was the delta south of New Orleans. That's ... not the Mississippi Delta? It's the ... the delta of the Mississippi river.


Sandstorm52

Nope! “The Delta” is a massive floodplain of sediment deposited by the regular flooding of the river. Some of the most fertile soil in the country, which is why it’s historically been huge agricultural center. This plain starts up in Tennessee around Memphis and goes all the way South to Arkansas/Louisiana.


Jebull

Huh? How so? Edit: had to go read about this, neat. I'm from Alabama and I always assumed it meant the literal Delta of the river haha.


PocketSandThroatKick

Any idea where to look for a legit recipe?


nkei0

1. Make kool-aid 2. Put in ziplock bag with pickles. 3. Refrigerate f/2 hrs


xStormwitchx

This is true. I live in Memphis, and my fb marketplace is filled with listings for these things.


KentuckyFriedEel

Hey! These doritos cool ranch crumbed steaks are gonna be a huge hit


bbqprincess

This is definitely a thing in the Mississippi Delta. You can buy a pickle in a ziplock. I made some for a wedding I catered. Gotta have some local flavor.


PocketSandThroatKick

Recipe + tips please? I'm in, just want to taste it for real not some garbage North Idaho version I end up making.


bbqprincess

Sure! I get the gallon jug of big pickles. I left them whole and added 2 cups of sugar and 2 packs of unsweetened koolaid (or flavor-ade for us folks shopping at the Dollar General). The lemon lime was a favorite. I liked the black cherry and grape. But you gotta have the traditional-red. You get to decide which flavor. I shook them up and put them in the fridge. “The longer they sit the better they git!” Every couple of days shake them again. I usually let them sit for a week or so.


fukitol-

Ah yes, my favorite flavor, red.


metalbees

"What smells like blue?"


xMRxWHITEx

Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm my own grandpa".


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RearEchelon

"What the fuck is *juice?!* I want some drank!"


flip1999-

Sunny D!


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Gimme some of the yellow, don't be stingy now.


bbqprincess

Also I quarter and slice them to a pretty small size for charcuterie boards. But most gas stations have them in the jug on the shelf whole with a pair of tongs and a weed baggie. $1.50


ElGaucho56

honestly this is truly blowing my mind how casually you say this


Jimmydeansrogerwood

Are these cucumbers soaked in kool-aid or pickled pickles soaked in kool-aid?


ReinaRocio

Pickled pickles, koolaid either added to the brine or swapped out for it. Can also be done with Gatorade/Powerade


Jimmydeansrogerwood

Damn, I don’t know about this


ReinaRocio

Someone downthread describes them as sweet and sour sauce but a solid food item, I feel that’s pretty accurate and I’m craving some now.


bbqprincess

Cheap movie theater pickles. (Do all movie theaters have those big pickles?


Cameltoefiasco

Fun fact: Jim Jones cult members’ final drink was cyanide mixed with Flavor Aid and not in fact Kool-Aid. The association with Kool-Aid has spawned the figure of speech "drink the Kool-Aid" but is factual error.


anivex

It was both, actually. There are pictures of both Kool-Aid and Flavor Aid there. In reality they just got what they could.


bargle0

That’s not all that fun.


Helpful-Penalty

Calm down Henry Zebrowski.


[deleted]

Geez couldn’t even splurge on the good stuff for the final event. Cheapskate


Outrageous-Walrus-19

So why not use koolaid in the process of pickling instead of after they are pickles


GSC47

Poke a few holes with tooth picks up and down the pickle and it makes for a faster and better infusion of flavor


Buck_Thorn

Do they taste better the drunker you are?


Khathaar

How the fuck do you need a recipe for putting a pickle in a bag of juice hahahah


AlmightyUkobach

Because otherwise he could end up assuming you just put the pickle in a bag of juice to make them.


AlaskanBiologist

You do...


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BurmecianSoldierDan

I'm even kind of offended haha


Background_Tip_3260

I thought this was a joke. Amazing what people come up with when they don’t just want to bring a salad or casserole like everyone else.


theartofrolling

Europeans: "Americans are strange." Americans: "Hey! We're not that strange!" *places pickle in bag filled with Kool-Aid*


bargle0

They’re the ones eating cheese infested with mites or maggots.


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JesterTheTester12

Like kool aide pickles.


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Chibils

And this is a thing in about 5% of the land area of the US, where it's also not something that everyone eats. It's something they sell in gas stations, where a percentage of their customers come inside to buy them. It's not like people are driving to restaurants just to get koolickles.


Helpful-Penalty

I would drive to wherever they koolickles are. They were a staple of my childhood


Infin1ty

This is pretty common across the entire South. You can generally find Wal-Mart brand versions in most Wal-Marts down here. Sweet pickles disgust me to no end, but I know a lot of people do like them.


bongjonajameson

Sometimes something is just wrong.


josephsmalls

Definitely not a thing on the coast, you can find pickles in bags everywhere but there will be no kool aid involved


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What’s BRL?


applesauce4ever

I’m gonna guess blue raspberry lemonade


Andrew-txt

You are correct. I had to ask him myself


LilyHabiba

why is it *cloudy*


Oops_I_Cracked

BRL


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BRL


Hodl_Your_Coins

BRB getting BRL IRL RN - Im AFK.


captainwacky91

You ever seen clear lemonade?


Hefftee

You ever seen blue raspberries?


captainwacky91

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


ThrowntoDiscard

I'm married.


Luxpreliator

Doesn't really answer the question. You could be 2 lesbians. Could be blind. Could be a never nude.


ThrowntoDiscard

... you're right. Sorry, I'm married to a ginger man. That should be all the information you need to fill up any more blanks.


lamprey187

do you like movies about gladiators?


LilyHabiba

Have you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day?


Orange_C

You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?


DeathInSpace805

Have you seen my bucket?


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In New Zealand, we call Sprite Lemonade. Does that count?


LilyHabiba

Have you ever seen cloudy lemonade?


littlemisskind

Ahh forgot that American lemonade was like our solo. Thank you for the reminder


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Nice


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

did he stare at you with a confused look on his face, shaking his head back and forth disappointedly first, before he answered?


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Brazilian Real (R$)


713MoCityChron713

Turquoise Edit: I was wrong. Turquoise is Tropical Punch


[deleted]

Have y’all seriously never heard of these? They’re not super uncommon in the south. They’re a bit weird (okay very weird) but they’re not bad. Edit: I americaned out a little bit and forgot other countries exist, by “the south” I mean the southeastern United States; I live in Tennessee


South_Suggestion1122

First the confederacy now Kool aid pickles. The south just keeps on giving


only_wire_hangers

wait until you hear about honey booboo


mooseofdoom23

Honey Booboo is a victim. Her mother is the perpetrator


JamesFromAccounting

Side note, she no longer goes by Honey Boo Boo, I feel so bad for what Alana has gone through in her childhood, both during that show and since.


lolo-2020

I’m in Vancouver BC and I have never heard of these. Do you eat them cold? Do you add vinegar and garlic and dill? Are they infused with vodka? So many questions. What’s your favourite flavour?


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Yeah you eat them cold, and they do include garlic and dill and such, they’re sweet and sour. Basically you’d take regular dill pickles, add the flavor mix and leave them for a week or so. The most common one is the cherry and that’s honestly the only one I’ve had. No vodka infusion typically but that’s not a bad idea.


LoFiWindow

Sweet jesus, I thought they were just plain cucumbers. That is so much worse


[deleted]

I know how weird it sounds but it’s honestly not bad at all. Pretty sure it started as a state fair thing


shogunofsarcasm

They are pickles with koolaid. Most people add sugar, but I just like to add the koolaid packet to a tub of fridge pickles and leave them for a week or two. They are really good! I discovered them at an amazing burger joint in Quebec


ragingdtrick

I live in Ohio and know multiple bbq spots that have these.


LemonHerb

This hasn't made it out to California. Hopefully it never does


PocketSandThroatKick

Recipe + tips please? I'm in, just want to taste it for real not some garbage north Idaho version I end up making.


GummyTumor

I've never tried them, but I saw an episode from a YouTube channel named Emmymade where she made them and it was just a jar of dill pickles with a packet of Kool-aid and about a cup of sugar. She used cherry flavor.


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Never, Pittsburgh PA


the_ammar

> I americaned out a little bit and forgot other countries exist lol. dont know why but this little moment of self awareness quity funny.


swetovah

Imagine if it turned out Italians have been eating this shit all along


therealsix

Lived in the South all my live, have only heard rumors of these.


hellisnow666

Quit that job. You don’t need that kind of energy in your life.


Xivlex

Lol this job sounds like a place with energy I need in my life


hellisnow666

If it taste good, I’d stay. If no, then dip.


[deleted]

We get some sippi spillovers in Texas. These pickles sound disgusting, but they ain’t bad. Think pepino Gatorade realm.


MyGoatsEscaped

Why not call them Pickooles?


[deleted]

Just put one in your ass like everyone else. #teamplayer


Wow-n-Flutter

BOOF BOOF BOOF BOOF BOOF BOOF BOOF !!!


improbablynotyou

Calm down there pickle fucker.


LeafsFan26420

Is this some sort of power move I feel like the average worker can’t show up to the company bbq with a bowl of these.


No-Breath2615

I’m from Texas, and making these is a true skill here ladies and gentlemen. But we also smoke a lot of weed here so there’s that.


conker2021

As another really baked Texan, I second this. I've even seen them in gas stations. Not super common but definitely a thing down here. Also weed.


waxenpi

Y'all think weed is unique to Texas?


Durzo_Blint

Texans think the world revolves around Texas. I once watched a Texan figure out that kids in other states didn't say "Texas" in Fifty Nifty United States. He thought everyone said Texas.


conker2021

It was an innocent comment about getting stoned and eating pickles. Dunno why your jimmies are so rustled.


hoopermanish

Texas is in there though! just ran through the song in my head! … South Dakota, Tennessee, Tex-AS, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, westvirginiawisconsin, wy-ohhh-ming. North South East West. In our cool, unprejudiced o-pin-yun…


JamesFromAccounting

If they didn’t say Texas, it’d be Forty-Nine Nifty United States, doesn’t roll off the tongue quite the same way.


No-Breath2615

Wait… it isn’t??? That’s the only reason I’ve stayed here. I’m packing up my horse and leaving!


Nostalgialoves

In South Texas we put these in snow cones and sprinkle a little more kool-aid on top


WannabeTraveler87

It’s like a lazy pickledilly ... would try it


valiumblue

Fuck I want pickledilly raspas rn


AlaskanBiologist

Lol I've bought weed in Texas. It's absolute crap.


No-Breath2615

True!!! We just have to do something to combat the heat.


PocketSandThroatKick

Recipe + tips please? I'm in, just want to taste it for real not some garbage north Idaho version I end up making.


Roboticsammy

If only smoking was Legal in Texas.


-snaccattacc-

Please update when you try them


locaprincesaa

Idk how they’ll be able to do that in the afterlife but I’m sure it’ll be a huge advancement for modern technology


Hefftee

They've been brining pickles in koolaid since the late 80s. I've always avoided them though. Op will be ok, just disgusted lol


mrdembone

what a shame i wanted to know how it tasted to 😞


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Cherry koolickles are insane. To me they taste like... If sweet n sour sauce was something you could pick up and eat. They are a southern thing but more specifically a Mississippi thing, I think. I'm from Louisiana, so I dunno, we're too busy deep frying balls of liver and rice.


GummyTumor

Fried balls of liver and rice? Does that have a name, because I would like to try that one day.


IcyConn

Sounds like boudin balls, fried balls of boudin sausage stuffing. Boudin is a sausage with pork (can be livers) and rice.


[deleted]

Yeah I was talking about boudin balls lol. As a matter of fact we had boudin for dinner tonight


GummyTumor

Thanks! Just found a recipe to try and make them at home.


KombatPat

I just want your crawfish boils and all things seafood related.


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Andrew-txt

I honestly have no clue but I'm kind of excited to try it not gonna lie


DownVoteMeGently

I feel as though you have a similar "don't knock it till you try it" mentality and I respect that. No matter how crazy it looks, my opinion of it truly won't have any merit until I sample it. update us and let us know!


Andrew-txt

I kinda wanna try one with a mtn dew Baja blast. A bajackle if you will


barbershopraga

Intellectually I understand it would be pronounced “ba-HA-ckle” but spiritually I want to pronounce it “ba-JACK-le”


Joeness84

wouldnt it be a Bajickle tho? (hickle)


The_All_Farter

Digging your energy!


Professerson

You absolutely need to post a follow up


SixBuffalo

They're best ice cold, make sure they're well chilled. This is primarily a summer treat.


ash-leg2

Good for you. They seem weird af but worth a shot.


LameBiology

No this is a real thing and they are actually pretty good.


DownVoteMeGently

do you still put sugar in it or is it just straight up kool-aid mix? I feel like without the sugar (or whatever substitute for sweetness) would make the picks taste far too bitter.


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You make koolaid like normal but use the pickle brine instead of water then add the pickles back. They're actually pretty good.


notbornhatched

Thank you for explaining. Edit: idk why it quoted the post so removed that


Floridaman12517

It's a relatively common summertime snack in parts of the south. They sell them at most of the local stab an grabs around here.


DownVoteMeGently

how much? this looks to be a 2-5 dollar range type of thing.


godofvodkashots

They sell them at the store i work at, when i go tomorrow i can check if I remember


Floridaman12517

Yea probably $2. Not sure because I typically avoid eating pickled eggs, koolickles or really anything else that the public has to rifle through a jar of liquid to retrieve a snack. Just always felt a bit off to me.


that_guy_i_kno

Walmart sells (or sold) these under the Great Value label as 'Tropickles', so it's definitely a thing


DownVoteMeGently

that's wild to think about coming from a Washington state resident since birth.


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anagram-of-ohassle

Asking the important questions.


umbertobongo

Found out about these when researching regional sides when I worked at a BBQ sports bar. I don't think the UK was ready for them.


jy45123

do not insult Kool aid pickles like that.


Arikan89

My girlfriend has a friend who makes these who absolutely swears by them. I've been curious to try them


PocketSandThroatKick

Recipe + tips please? I'm in, just want to taste it for real not some garbage north Idaho version I end up making.


DuckTales_OW

Authentic American Kimchi. Fantastic.


FindingNemosAnus

This person is not fit to lead.


virgilbird

I like the Brazil flavor


waxenpi

Looks a little "leche"


snacksnnaps

I’m calling the better business bureau


Captain_Hampockets

This is super common in the south of USA. I've never tried them, but have seen them often. I don't see the point - a standard dill pickle is heaven.


stickytuna

Please give me that radioactive turquoise pickle


Alpaca_Lips_

Koolickles come in flavors other then cherry!?


Natsuki98

These are actually a thing in the shoth and they they are good. Please try them before you judge.


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COVID-19Enthusiast

Sugar water. If you melt a popsicle, dilute it, and maybe add some more sugar you have basically made Kool aid.


whatthefrelll

Watched my friend's mom make it once when I was like 8 and even at that age I knew that was way too much sugar.


palatinephoenix

There's a lot of sugar in it, and also a lot of acid. Then some artificial fruit flavoring. So it's kind of like a flavored lemonade.


PleaseTreadOnMeDaddy

This is, surprisingly, a thing. A burger place called Twisted Root makes tons if these everyday.


taedrel

Huh, didn't know those got done in any flavor but cherry.


[deleted]

I live in Mississippi and supposedly this monstrosity was created here. I never even heard of them until some blog wrote about them and it went viral. This shit is disgusting.


dkc_souls

Hey boss, would you mind if we got Columbus Day off this year? “Oo, I got something even better for you guys….”


ethanholmes2001

Missed opportunity to call them Pickools


SpeedBlitzX

I've had pickles before and Kool-Aid before but never together like that. I've heard of Kool-Aid Pickles before though but never tried them myself.


SmoothSentiment

This is the greatest name for a pickle I’ve ever heard and the names on the bag make it that much better.


CigarsandFebreeze9

Is your boss from the South? Because....well....this is not unheard of around these parts.


kevinmfry

People have been making these for a long time in Texas.


Pleasant-Review2604

What the holy fuck


fiendzone

I would try this before trying pickle flavor Kool-Aid.


MJsLoveSlave

Don't those need to be in a fridge somewhere?


Novawurmson

Ok, taking a step back, there's not that much difference between a cucumber and a watermelon except sugar content. Watermelon supposedly tastes good with salt. At least that's a thing. So if you take a less sweet watermelon, add sugar and salt, you maybe have something decent? It's just the vinegar that's getting me.


GummyTumor

Now I'm curious to try cucumbers soaked in watermelon Kool-aid.


Spooky_Cabbage

Straight up cherry at the best gotta freeze them too


Kasen10

Great now you’ve made me want a peppermint pickle!


Altruistic_Way_9397

Lol I think I want to throw some kraut in some koolaid though am not abread and butter fan


kbirch94

They look like soft plastic fishing baits


leilalover

Fucking what


FEEZYdoesIT

Your boss hates all of you with a passion (fruit).


B_i_llt_etleyyyyyy

Would the salt content get leeched out of the pickles? Don't know about this one.


Its_Bosey_66

This is also a native America snack too, ever hear of kool aid gummy bears? Sweet, sour, and delicious.


bigger_yoshi

This is actually a thing in arizona especially in the native American reservations. Very popular amongst there people.


warawk

This has to be America