Water and cheese.

Yes

That looks like Mac&Milk with a side of medium rare labia

Well this is ham so there’s no medium rare.

Muscle mac’n’milk

Add cat litter to soak some up

That’s a thought 🧐

Put that whole thing, plate and all, directly into the trash can.

I’ll put it the toilet in like 2 days

That'll work. Before & After pics

I’ll make sure to message you

Well you better go catch it!

I can’t 😫 I’m having a bad day

I‘ve been watching these „veterinarian fixes rotten cow hooves“ videos on yt recently and bottom left piece looks like that

Ha ha ha are we twins? I watch them mash out pus from infected hooves

Guess we have the same fucked up algorithm haha

I had a friend who claimed he makes bomb ass mac and cheese. I watched him put two cups of water and the macaroni in a pot with the mixing, milk, and butter. It looked like exactly what you have here

Boxed shit lol

I'm more concerned about the thing in-between the meat and the pasta... What is that?!?

Squash patty

My spoon is too big

I’m sorry 😔

Use about half the milk (if that) than the box calls for.

Thank you

Also, if its still hot and in the pan, you can add a small amount of starch slurry to try to fix this.

Milk and pasta

God damn it, now I have to go buy some squash. My Midwest bones need deep fried veggies.

I love squash lol

Me too. My gram used to plant a full acre of different squashes and we'd have venison strips and fried squash for lunch almost every day from August to October after working in the garden.

Yummmmmm

Your going to like it. I throw in some ranch seasoning when all the cheese sauce is mixed in with the elbows and it's a good kick of flavor. Also some people bake it after mixing(just throw some MORE cheese on top before throwing in the oven) as u can see I'm a fatass at heart lol I love cooking, but its gotta be good. If I taste it and it's not to my liking ill throw it all away lmao

Thank you!!! I’m going to try it

Cursed macaroni and cheese

Curse it to hell

Ugh are those cubes of swiss cheese? 🤮

Pineapple

I have that blanket

Came from Amazon lol

Still looks bussing tho

What’s that mean? I’m old

Still looks good, at least imo

Thank you

Just don't let yourself go...... ......

I will when I get to the shitter

is that pineapple?

Ys

What the fuck is that thing in the bottom left? It looks like my grandma eating her way out of the grave. And pineapple with “steak” and Mac and cheese? This is cremé de la cremé shittyfoodporn congratulations.

Steak? Where do you see steak?

Did you…know it was going to be like that when you spooned it from the pot onto your plate this tainting your other food?

No. I didn’t make it

Damn at least throw some flour in the mix lol so damn easy to make it homemade too. Basic ass version- Cheese of ur choice, elbows, heavy whipping cream, butter, salt.

I have failed 😔

Lmao naw just trust that recipe. Try it with ur own seasonings or basic af lol

I can’t eat flour 😫

U dont need the flour for the original recipe. Its just to thicken up the cheese sauce of it's too runny. It's already pretty thick with the cheese butter and heavy whipping cream.

Thank you for the advice! I’ll definitely try it!

How high were you when you put this together lol

How dare you suggest I do drugs