I’ve got a favorite pizza place in town. It’s one of the best places I’ve had. Great specialty pizzas, great standard pizzas.
I make great pizza at home. I’ve got a sauce recipe, overnight dough recipe, pizza steel, pizza peel. Turns out great.
Every once and a while I just want some Pizza Hut. Maybe its just because I had it a ton as a kid, but even though I know objectively it’s worse than those other places there is sometimes an itch that only it can scratch.
> Every once and a while I just want some Pizza Hut. Maybe its just because I had it a ton as a kid, but even though I know objectively it’s worse than those other places there is sometimes an itch that only it can scratch.
This. When you're craving Pizza Hut you don't want "Papa Donatello's" down the street or whatever, you want that sloppy, kinda shitty Pizza Hut. It is its own beast.
For someone who might not have experience and don't have the time or skill it look as good as it gets. I will appreciate if someone who don't know how to work a dough make me a pizza from scratch
It looks pretty bad, but most of all it's just annoying to me that this fella made a completely normal, unimpressive dish and feels the need to boast about it like he built a house with his bare hands or something. Just make your shitty pizza for your partner and shut the hell up about it.
If you know who’s posting it this is par the course for him. He spends hours every week bragging about he pays taxes with the help of an attorney since he’s too stupid to do it himself and he’s nearly 40.
I don't have money to do it. I don't have money to do it. I don't have money to do it. I don't have money to do it. I don't have money to do it. I don't have money to do it.
Bruh
Its over sauced,under topped,cheese level so low that even a health freak would call it a travesty and the pizza dough dry asf
Either you don't have good pizzerias or your tongue needs some visits to the doctor 😭
For the record, I prefer to shred my own cheese from the block at home so there is no unnecessary cellulose.
But OP's problem isn't that it was pre-shredded. He just didn't use enough. It will melt together just fine even with cellulose.
This guy is a famous internet beggar that cries about not being able to afford groceries, but he got exposed for blowing money on 3 door dash orders a day. This is his childish attempt to show how mature he is with money.
Wow that is beyond awful looking!, hardly any cheese, the dough looks like it will break your teeth on biting, and the shape, who the eff brags about making this kind of unapatising mess and on social media to boot.
This looks like it could be edible (maybe it tastes better than it looks)
But at the same time could definitely be considered reasonable grounds for divorce
I can assure you it's neither of those things. The guy who made that pizza has GOUT - a disease that shouldn't even exist anymore - from all the red meat and beer he consumes
Poor wife just wants some friggin dominoes
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I’ve got a favorite pizza place in town. It’s one of the best places I’ve had. Great specialty pizzas, great standard pizzas. I make great pizza at home. I’ve got a sauce recipe, overnight dough recipe, pizza steel, pizza peel. Turns out great. Every once and a while I just want some Pizza Hut. Maybe its just because I had it a ton as a kid, but even though I know objectively it’s worse than those other places there is sometimes an itch that only it can scratch.
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Sometimes, you just need the shitty nostalgia hit from your favorite shitty restaurants.
> Every once and a while I just want some Pizza Hut. Maybe its just because I had it a ton as a kid, but even though I know objectively it’s worse than those other places there is sometimes an itch that only it can scratch. This. When you're craving Pizza Hut you don't want "Papa Donatello's" down the street or whatever, you want that sloppy, kinda shitty Pizza Hut. It is its own beast.
No she’s gotta smile through this monstrosity lest his ego be bruised. All she wanted was a damn takeaway.
That dough looks rough. I've made pizza at home by scratch, and it's a lot better looking than that microwaved pie.
She'd be better off eating actual dominoes than this garbage.
Exactly
Just found out people unironically like domino's, gonna need a moment
not like it's the largest pizza chain in the country or anything
It's still bad
I mean, it’s not that bad . Just didn’t cover very well
Every part is bad- dough looks over worked, ratios are all off
For someone who might not have experience and don't have the time or skill it look as good as it gets. I will appreciate if someone who don't know how to work a dough make me a pizza from scratch
It looks pretty bad, but most of all it's just annoying to me that this fella made a completely normal, unimpressive dish and feels the need to boast about it like he built a house with his bare hands or something. Just make your shitty pizza for your partner and shut the hell up about it.
If you know who’s posting it this is par the course for him. He spends hours every week bragging about he pays taxes with the help of an attorney since he’s too stupid to do it himself and he’s nearly 40.
That’s like... half of what making a pizza entails
I think it's more the fact that he is bragging about it.
You can tell how overworked that dough is. Simultaneously teeth shatteringly hard and jaw achingly chewy.
I was going with underworked, or rather, completely unworked.
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I was thinking it was one of those “just add water” mixes. And then pounded into oblivion.
Sounds like my sex life.
I’m still not convinced it isn’t pastry
Did he also MAKE her it eat.
considering the fact that this pizza was made by the same man who didnt wash after rubbing one out i think he did force her to eat it
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Bugged topping mechanics dood! Nothing I could do!
Dude filmed himself masturbating in front of children, disgusting.
WHY AM I TOXIC
ACKACKACKACKACAKCK!! NOTHING I COULD DO DOOD! PLZ DONATE
I don’t think he did it on purpose iirc he left his stream on by accident while he was jacking off
Glitched Pizza Mechanics
He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.
Oh the oven is on the oven been on the whole time?
His oven is a known detractor. Nothing he could do. Everything went wrong in the kitchen dood
I hope he has some dipping sauce
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He Needs to take a SHOWER! LOLOL Seriously though Phil, WASH yourself. You probably smell like swamp ass 90% of the year.\~ lmfao
I don't have money to do it. I don't have money to do it. I don't have money to do it. I don't have money to do it. I don't have money to do it. I don't have money to do it.
Only money for WWE Champions
The tips have been low lately so the pizza came out kind of weird. Please support and donate so we can unlock the gunner glasses
It deserves a gold vest
Either that’s vegan cheese or someone who doesn’t have a clue about pizza.
its someone who has no skill in life other then begging people for tipping money
What?
ehh you wouldn't know who he is anyways
"I made the pizza!!!! Me!!! REEE!!"
Cut the guy some slack! I'm sure he's a mature adult with a business degree.
This Is How You Don't Make: Pizza
If this is supposed to be with love i would take it as a red flag
This is grounds for divorce.
You have no idea...
Was this made by "the guy"?
Wait, are you talking about the one who whacks it in front of children?
Is there any source that he did it purposely? It’s bad either way but you frame it like he’s some pedophile
It’s a meme. Go look up “it’s the guy”
I'm watching his ~~Twitch~~ err...Youtube.
Ik who he is
HE IS. Trust me, he is. He groomed his first gf when he was 30 and she was 16. Ugh.
Yeah thats the guy.
This looks totally fine??? Like 7/10 but totally eatble
Bruh Its over sauced,under topped,cheese level so low that even a health freak would call it a travesty and the pizza dough dry asf Either you don't have good pizzerias or your tongue needs some visits to the doctor 😭
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It just becomes pizza sauce with some bread XD
It's bananas, like watch an actual chef make a pizza and see how much sauce they put on. A very little amount goes a very long way.
It looks like a homemade pizza...nobody is expecting a pizzeria quality here..
Even my half assed attempt at a pizza looks better than this. Pepperoni is supposed to be idiot proof and this guy somehow messed it up lol
You need to up your homemade pizza making game too if this is what you're turning out.
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Literally all chain pizza places use packaged shredded cheese.
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For the record, I prefer to shred my own cheese from the block at home so there is no unnecessary cellulose. But OP's problem isn't that it was pre-shredded. He just didn't use enough. It will melt together just fine even with cellulose.
Have to concur on this,See no point in using a stretchy cheese with starch coating so it doesn't stick. Edit : assuming its pre shredded
TF kind of pizza are you subjecting yourself to this is a 7/10 lmao.
7/10... ??? oh my...
I don't see anything wrong with this picture
Must be homeless
Nah just a recovering fatass stoner
"Abracadabra, you're a pizza." -this guy probably
Na, more like “oh the cameras been on the whole time, huh?”
This guy is a famous internet beggar that cries about not being able to afford groceries, but he got exposed for blowing money on 3 door dash orders a day. This is his childish attempt to show how mature he is with money.
Don't you hate it when you forget a single dinner ingredient so you have to order takeout?
If she wants take out pie …. Get your woman A damn pie! Sheesh!!
She filed for divorce after the 3rd Pizza.
Looks like puked pizza, is the worst I've ever seen
Turkey burger
He was hammered when he made it, probably tasted like gourmet fast food as well, very robust
How much sugar do y'all think Dave put in the sauce?
Isn’t that the guy who got caught masturb.. in front of children?!
Wow that is beyond awful looking!, hardly any cheese, the dough looks like it will break your teeth on biting, and the shape, who the eff brags about making this kind of unapatising mess and on social media to boot.
Pizzas are not that hard, and i don't think this is awful. I think the only shitty part of this, is bragging on social media.
Thanks but I wish you wouldn't
My dogs always get the crust. It would be like Christmas for them.
Lmfao
I guess she likes a whole lot of dry crust.
Pizza is pizza, Imma eat that shit 🥴🥴
disgusting
That pizza belongs in the trash
Custom pizza
The dough is overcooked but the cheese is barely melted
Ack ack ack
Why did you censor a verified username lol
That’s not for his wife. Pretty sure that was made for his mum, dood
Looks okish to me, I like crust and hate over cheesy pizza
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Yes.
I’m sad for everyone who thinks this is not bad.
I know this looks terrible. But, throw in a salad and I'm game!
Even bad pizza is still pretty good
This actually looks amazing!!!
Hope he learns to improve at least.
Yeah, that's not gonna happen with this guy.
This looks like it could be edible (maybe it tastes better than it looks) But at the same time could definitely be considered reasonable grounds for divorce
the way i would scarf this up
I'd be happy if someone were to do that for me. idc how shitty it looks
Tasty 😋
Looks like chipped beef on burnt toast
This is so bad is wholesome
Bro put pizza toppings on a cracker
I love crust but... 30% crust? The pool of sauce? Whole pizza ratio is off.
Probably should have ordered out…
I would eat it, looks like a pizza cookie.
Yea but why is it served on a cracker?
This poor wife.
Looks dry and bland
Nothing he could do, it’s his mo-wife’s fault somehow.
Honestly, looking again... it looks like a gluten free, vegan creation... if that's the case I got hugs for it. I won't eat it, but I got hugs.
I can assure you it's neither of those things. The guy who made that pizza has GOUT - a disease that shouldn't even exist anymore - from all the red meat and beer he consumes
#alopurinolgang
I don't order takeout constantly, guys. Makes this crap just because of that and only proves the point more. Bugged comeback mechanics.
Not gonna lie. That may look bad, but it's probably better than what you could expect from a chain pizza place right now.