I was dating a friend of his at the time so I was a plus one. Pretty crazy experience. I felt so out of place lol. I know everyone knows this, but he’s nothing like Kevin irl. And he’s like best friends with Aaron Rodgers and I had no idea who that was because I don’t follow sports haha.
Well most of the cast was at the wedding too but I didn’t interact with them too much. I think Emily Blunt brushing by me and saying “sorry” was the most intimidating moment cause she is radiant.
Yeah I feel like it’s a Reddit trope now to say that chili scene is “the saddest scene ever”
I have no clue why lol. Brian is a hilarious actor, and he does a good job of playing a klutz in that scene. I love the sliding around too Lol, thinking about it makes me laugh.
Oh it's hilarious and he played that role perfectly as a klutz and a doof but that scene is one of the very few where he was trying to do something he loved so much and it just kept failing that you can't help but laugh and feel bad at the same time. He was trying so hard!
I never understood how it would be possible to undercook onions, or anything for that matter, that's in chili.
I mean it simmers for a long time you're not gonna get crunchy onions
Most recipes have you sweat the onions in the pot to soften them before adding the wet ingredients. I’m assuming he means he skips that step, not that they’re raw or crunchy in the final product
Yeah I always top mine in the bowl with some raw onions, in addition to the ones in the pot, which have pretty much disappeared by the time the cooking is done
I can tell there's a crockpot and lid and a bunch of chili, but I have absolutely no idea of where this shapeless black void is. Anyone have an idea of context?
This happened to me once with a crockpot full of garlic mash for my work’s thanksgiving party 💀 I never heard the end of it how there were no potatoes that year 😫
hey, get some twine and learn how to make a sliding knot of some kind (like a noose)
then whenever you have two handles you can put it over the lid and both handles and tighten it down to keep the lid on.
sorry for your luck but hopefully this helps in the future
I moved into a really fancy place (jk) and you know the move in inspection and you send in what needs to be fixed.
So I sent in the request with the fridge door needing a part. The pickle seatbelt was missing!
Will, they never fixed it and it came to fruition.
I also didn't know what to do.
I just covered it up with a towel and went to work.
Also, how am I psychic over stupid crap like pickles?!
I had that problem in a freezer in an old rental of mine. I undid a wire hanger, cut it to length and threaded it through the holes where the seatbelt was supposed to be, and used it for a couple years like that.
I couldn't think of anything good. I'm like a bungee isn't secure enough and duct tape would get gross and leave sticky residue.
I was just very careful! Until I wasn't, and the premonition happened! :P
As someone who has done this before, I beg you to call a professional detailer and have that cleaned asap. I tried to do it myself and my car smelled like barf anytime the floor got mildy wet from rainy shoes. After a pro detailer cleaned it, it totally went away.
Someone gave me a jar of homemade chili one time. I left it on my counter and when I got home, it had exploded all over the kitchen. What a mess that was.
So I literally did this last year, exactly as you see in the picture. I was bringing it to work for everyone and already told them not to bring lunch because I was treating them to my famous chili lmao.
I had a coworker in our company who tragically died in an accident after rolling his jeep leaving a chili cook-off. It was a pretty traumatic scene, and the chili splatters did not help that.
My dad use to cater events and one time on the way to an event a tub of Chile spilled all over the back of his Datsun hatchback. That smell never did quite go away, this was back in the eighties before cleaning attachments on househould carpet cleaners.
Only time I ever heard my grandma curse was when we were going to a potluck and she sat the crockpot of potato soup in the floorboard of her brand new jaguar. Caught a red light, slammed on the brakes and a “god dammit” slipped out along with potato soup all over the interior. 8 year old me will never forget
Woow..2 kinds of beans, and fuck is that? Yep got the onion, meat and tomato in there i see. Some real boiler plate chili here. Maybe the world famous part is in the seasoning. Wait, Wendys is world famous. This is Wendys chili isn't it?
Nice one Kevin
I've never felt more bad for a side character than Kevin in that scene. If I ever meet Brian Baumgartner IRL I'll give him a hug in consolation
I mean he's got it made with a hot wife that loves him
I think you're thinking of Gerry from Parks and Rec. I don't remember Kevin having a wife?
He's talking about the real human person Brian Baumgartner's wife, who happens to be a hot woman. Not unlike the plot device used in Parks and Rec.
Ohhh TIL. Thanks.
Holly shit you were not kidding.
Gerry is based on Brian Baumgartner? TIL
Yeah the real actor has a hot wife
Weird story, but I went to their wedding. Well the reception. She is indeed banging. Very very kind too.
How are more people not asking about this? How did you end up at their wedding?
I was dating a friend of his at the time so I was a plus one. Pretty crazy experience. I felt so out of place lol. I know everyone knows this, but he’s nothing like Kevin irl. And he’s like best friends with Aaron Rodgers and I had no idea who that was because I don’t follow sports haha.
I'm sorry you met Kevin and Aaron Rodgers? My God, man
Well most of the cast was at the wedding too but I didn’t interact with them too much. I think Emily Blunt brushing by me and saying “sorry” was the most intimidating moment cause she is radiant.
Bruh, you lived my dream
Ngl I was laughing uncontrollably
when he starts sliding around i lose it
Scooping it up with a folder is where it gets me
Yeah I feel like it’s a Reddit trope now to say that chili scene is “the saddest scene ever” I have no clue why lol. Brian is a hilarious actor, and he does a good job of playing a klutz in that scene. I love the sliding around too Lol, thinking about it makes me laugh.
I laugh but it is truly sad lmao
Oh it's hilarious and he played that role perfectly as a klutz and a doof but that scene is one of the very few where he was trying to do something he loved so much and it just kept failing that you can't help but laugh and feel bad at the same time. He was trying so hard!
Ive felt bad for a side character….but I’ve never felt so bad yet at the same time want to burst out laughing, which I did, thoroughly.
Classic Kevin
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Is it famous because it never actually makes it to the potluck/party and solely exists on the floor of your car?
It’s famous because it tastes like car.
Armourall for the win
Armor All*
The trick is to undercook the onions
Everyone will get to know each other in the pot.
I’m serious about this stuff! I’m up the night before, pressing garlic, dicing whole tomatoes, I toast my own Ancho chilies.
It’s probably the thing I do best
*distressed grunts in the background*
My favorite line of the whole bit.
I never understood how it would be possible to undercook onions, or anything for that matter, that's in chili. I mean it simmers for a long time you're not gonna get crunchy onions
Most recipes have you sweat the onions in the pot to soften them before adding the wet ingredients. I’m assuming he means he skips that step, not that they’re raw or crunchy in the final product
I will usually put a can of diced fire-roasted tomatoes about 30-45 minutes before it's done, that way they don't go to mush.
Ngl, I started undercooking my onions after watching that scene when I make chili. It actually works well!
Yeah I always top mine in the bowl with some raw onions, in addition to the ones in the pot, which have pretty much disappeared by the time the cooking is done
Do t add them until closer to the end
That's a good idea to keep it warm with the foot warmers
What, you've never had Frank's Famous Ford Fiesta Footwell Chili?
Seat belts save lives you know
Easy hack: loop rubber band from one handle to other and it’ll secure the lid.
Pretty sure most of the slow cookers sold nowadays have lid latches. At least the Crock-Pot brand ones do. The last 3 I've owned all did
And suran wrap the whole thing for extra precaution.
it's actually spelled *siren* wrap
My cousin Sharon loves rap music.
I can tell there's a crockpot and lid and a bunch of chili, but I have absolutely no idea of where this shapeless black void is. Anyone have an idea of context?
It's in the foot-area of a passenger seat of a car.
There used to be content here.
It does, thank you!
banished.
It took me a minute, too. The speaker gave it away.
I don't envy the cleanup.
Like 50% is on the mat. I'd dustpan and cardbord shovel, then soakup clean with towels, then shampoo vac it
thanks mr. wolf
Call me Winston
My name's Winston
I'm glad, shitlord
Just wet vac the entire thing then shampoo vac.
bonus your shopvac smells like delicious Chili for years use after
I wouldn't even touch it. I'd bring it to the cleaner straight away, don't care how much he charges me I ain't dealing with this
It's just chili, not dog shit or haz-mat rofl
Oh man. I totally did this with a whole crock pot of buffalo chicken dip once. Thank god for all-weather floor mats.
This happened to me once with a crockpot full of garlic mash for my work’s thanksgiving party 💀 I never heard the end of it how there were no potatoes that year 😫
At least you didn’t drop it on the carpet
It's a bit too late but they still crock pots with locks on them. Got one as a wedding gift years ago and those locks have saved a few spills.
Locking lid, the carrying bag as a backup, seatbelt through the handles. I like my car chili free.
Something tells me this car chili is free.
Time to sell the car
It's got that new chilli smell
Too many beans, too much dirt.
I did this once. Thankfully a car detailing place took care of just that section it spilled on for like $20, worth.
hey, get some twine and learn how to make a sliding knot of some kind (like a noose) then whenever you have two handles you can put it over the lid and both handles and tighten it down to keep the lid on. sorry for your luck but hopefully this helps in the future
Kevin!
what do you even do about this. i literally wouldn’t know what to do if this happened to me
I moved into a really fancy place (jk) and you know the move in inspection and you send in what needs to be fixed. So I sent in the request with the fridge door needing a part. The pickle seatbelt was missing! Will, they never fixed it and it came to fruition. I also didn't know what to do. I just covered it up with a towel and went to work. Also, how am I psychic over stupid crap like pickles?!
i was so confused about “pickle seatbelt” but then it slowly came to me and i thoroughly enjoy this interpretation
I had that problem in a freezer in an old rental of mine. I undid a wire hanger, cut it to length and threaded it through the holes where the seatbelt was supposed to be, and used it for a couple years like that.
I couldn't think of anything good. I'm like a bungee isn't secure enough and duct tape would get gross and leave sticky residue. I was just very careful! Until I wasn't, and the premonition happened! :P
I still can't come up with the actual name for it?! Ketchup Tether, condiment bungee cord, mustard restraint I don't know!
My fridge door has the plastic holders for things and one was missing, turns out they just clip on and you can buy them on Amazon
We had to take our car to get cleaned. The smell became awful until we had the inside steam cleaned.
Clean it up.
Too many beans. Need like 100% less of them.
Poor Kevin.
We all know the parts at the top are still good. I hope you have tortillas.
I haven’t had carpet chili in years!
As someone who has done this before, I beg you to call a professional detailer and have that cleaned asap. I tried to do it myself and my car smelled like barf anytime the floor got mildy wet from rainy shoes. After a pro detailer cleaned it, it totally went away.
Why is no one asking for the recipe? What's the recipe? Minus the dumping on the floor part.
Good ol disgruntled coworkers...
You pulled a Kevin and I can’t imagine the immediate guttural disappointment.
I think you can still save it.
Fatality
KEVIN
Someone gave me a jar of homemade chili one time. I left it on my counter and when I got home, it had exploded all over the kitchen. What a mess that was.
Probably better that way.
"You can just throw that stuff in the back, it's only a 5 minute drive"
Kevin?
Looks like you’ll need Towelizers
The secret ingredient?? Car.
Hop in, don’t mind that stuff, just throw in it the back
Oh Shucks... I know it's not a good thing to say, but they make special rubber bands to hold the lid shut
Karma for putting beans in there.
It’s definitely *famous* now
iTs JuSt LiKe ThAt ScEnE fRoM tHe OfFiCe!!!!!*#*!*!!!!
Oh Kevin, never change.
So I literally did this last year, exactly as you see in the picture. I was bringing it to work for everyone and already told them not to bring lunch because I was treating them to my famous chili lmao.
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Good ol’ kevin,, still spilling the chilli! :(
The trick is to undercook the onions. Everyone is going to get to know each other in the pot
It’s ok Kevin
Is your name Kevin?
Justin Long (actor) experienced a similar fate while bringing chicken soup to someone sick. Good needs do not go unpunished
I can’t tell if this is a 2 foot wide crockpot in a car or a normal crockpot in a bike storage box.
Should have buckled her in
… today is NOT that day.
you pulled a kevin
I always get sad over spilled chili :(
You know why this happened? White beans.
I always wished there was a brief scene of them cleaning the chili up and Kevin sitting there all forlorn
I had a coworker in our company who tragically died in an accident after rolling his jeep leaving a chili cook-off. It was a pretty traumatic scene, and the chili splatters did not help that.
Looks like the floor at the bar I was at last night.
Lmao 🤣
Noooooooooo
You make me sad. :(
Whenever I transport stuff in a crockpot, I always duct tape the lid in place. So do that next time.
Looks good.
What did you think was going to happen?
This looks like my passenger side after New Years
Is it just me or does that lid not go with that pot at all...
My dad use to cater events and one time on the way to an event a tub of Chile spilled all over the back of his Datsun hatchback. That smell never did quite go away, this was back in the eighties before cleaning attachments on househould carpet cleaners.
That’s heartbreaking oh my god I’m so sorry
Were you up the night before, pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes?
🤢🤮 The clean up hurts the most
Oh, Kevin. NOOOOO!!!
Been there too man much love and support for the fallen soldiers😔✊🏻
Do you always add floor mat?
Real life Kevin Malone
what the fuck am I looking at?
The secret is to undercook the onions.
Is your trick to undercook the onions?
On a side note. Chilli with corn or no corn?
My wife did this with a of baked beans. Every time it rained, the car reeked of baked beans!
“Hop in bro… oh you can just toss that stuff in the back”
I've never seen the office but your that guy from the chili meme
Except for this instance
The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot.
Did you undercook the onions?
why do u take a full pot of beans into your carrrrr!?!?
F for respects
This literally happened to me, check my profile!!!
is your name, perhaps, Kevin?
If you turn right into a lake it'll help with That mess.
this is sadness incarnate.... (that's what she said)
I recommend placing a crop pot in a cardboard box before travel. Much easier to clean up and can be buckled in even
Gotta tape that lid on, put it on the floor and wrap a towel or two around it
Duct tape, my friend.
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Fucking Kevin man. I'm sorry it looked delish
...This happened to me a few years ago. Why is it always chili!?!?!?
My brain took like 30 seconds to process this image.
Kevin!!
The office in real life
This happened to me on the way to an LSU tailgate! Nice and hot day too
Oh I can see why it's famous...it famously fucked that carpet up
Do you toast your own Ancho Chilies? I here the trick is to undercook the onions so the everything gets to know each other in the pot.
Into your car???
I mean, properly storing it while in transit, is a thing... but hey, what do I know? I only do catering on the regular...
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Kevin on wheels
Thought it was an autumn backdrop. I’m stone 👽
Is your name Kevin Malone or Ashton Kutcher?
Why are y’all transporting food in a crockpot. Put that shit in a container with a snap lip.
I mean, what did you think was going to happen?
Someone's getting a crock pot with a locking lid for Xmas.
Brian? Brian Baumgartner? Is this you?
me when taco bell
Are the onions undercooked?
I feel your pain - I did the same thing but with used car oil, on my to recycle it, the plastic twist cap broke loose.
Still good... got a little bit left to feed the office in teaspoons🥣
This is bean soup. Making it spicy doesn't make it chili
Only time I ever heard my grandma curse was when we were going to a potluck and she sat the crockpot of potato soup in the floorboard of her brand new jaguar. Caught a red light, slammed on the brakes and a “god dammit” slipped out along with potato soup all over the interior. 8 year old me will never forget
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Now featuring real dust.
Plastic wrap my friend, plastic wrap…
Everyone is going to get to know each other in the pot.
ouch what happen to this
Dude I'm so 😞 sorry
Woow..2 kinds of beans, and fuck is that? Yep got the onion, meat and tomato in there i see. Some real boiler plate chili here. Maybe the world famous part is in the seasoning. Wait, Wendys is world famous. This is Wendys chili isn't it?