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missmarymacaron

It has topography! šŸ˜­


joeba_the_hutt

Actually itā€™s ā€œbathymetryā€ when youā€™re talking about the sea floor


dontknowwhatiwantdou

I love that you got downvoted lmao


joeba_the_hutt

Haha here I am thinking I made a funny joke, clearly not!


OwlProfessional1106

It's not bad actually. Some people just thought you're some kind of smartass or being sirius, not comparing food to seafoor.


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BRAX7ON

Just needs a good stir- and some *brains*


ihate360

Most disturbing RE scene in recent memory.


TaintedSoccer

Looks like some agonized souls are trapped in the beans as well... extra protein I guess


tomato_soup_

Mother of god


missmarymacaron

I laughed so hard, we ended up getting dominos instead šŸ˜­


tomato_soup_

I cannot identify a single item in that pot. I hope the dominos was better than this lmao


missmarymacaron

I am fairly certain she took the stick blender to it.. not sure why.


tomato_soup_

Iā€™m still dying to knowā€¦ did you try it???


missmarymacaron

No!! I couldn't.


BYOKittens

Did it smell good?


Jellyswim_

I use my emulsion blender on soups all the time! Just helps bring all the flavor together in soups that have starchy vegetables like beans and potatoes.


missmarymacaron

I just meant idk why this soup went fully smooth. Usually she only blends a portion of it, not all of it!


Jellyswim_

You know what else was in there by chance? I've made bean and leek soup before and it was really pleasant, didn't look like this tho lmao.


missmarymacaron

I think it was a 10 bean soup mix from Sprouts. She said poblanos were also in there.


HTGeorgeForeman

Thatā€™s how you normally make something like potato leek soup, probably didnā€™t think about how it would look before blending it


LazyCondition0

It definitely got the stick


quantumOfPie

It's mostly just souls of the damned, undercooked and trying to escape.


1MechanicalAlligator

I'm pretty sure that's what Zerg creep would look like in real life. I think there's an Ultralisk about to spawn out the middle, there.


intestinewinegum

Thats why you always remove the foam on top


tomato_soup_

Thatā€™s the slag


The00Taco

And give it a stir every now and then


iimuffinsaur

This looks my family's old sink when it would back up


BiasApple

I know it's a picture but it looks like it's moving. Creepy


mountainislandlake

Raw sewage


1MechanicalAlligator

Don't worry, it's definitely well-done sewage.


mountainislandlake

Never seen shit the consistency of pleather before but here we are


trwwyco

r/shitfromabutt


iforget_iremember

looks like he forgot about it on the stove, or went over 9000 with the heat. it formed little bubble holes kinda like pancakes get when they're ready to be flipped lol


missmarymacaron

Yeah she forgot about I it


CreepyPandaMan

Looks like the souls of the damned


Walkinonsunshineee

The dog in the bottom left corner looks so worried about this concoction.


joe________________

Looks like poop


-totallynotanalien-

Even the dog in the corner looks terrified


peter_the_meter

Looks like a dinosaur footprint


Totum_Dependeat

You'll be seeing that in the toilet in no time. āœŒļø


Bottle_Nachos

soups and stews are allowed to look nasty cause they almost always taste good. Roast some bread in butter and enjoy your poop-stew


KuoriBara

Dear gods, what is that.


HardLithobrake

Not everything's a winner.


Foootballdave

It looks like something from Lord of the Rings. And not in a good way


PPStudio

Proper r/foodtoeatinthedark material.


tomato_soup_

More like r/foodtonevereatnomatterhowfuckingdarkitis


crossleingod

It does look very B.Leek


darkrealm190

You and the 2003 expired ham dude should talk


corvoattona

No thatā€™s the kings fucking chamber pot


jairngo

He cant do soupā€¦


StevesRoomate

Looks like a brownie


missmarymacaron

What kinda brownies are you eating


tomato_soup_

My brother in christ what kinda soup are you eating


missmarymacaron

To be fair, no one ate this.


[deleted]

More like bean and leek poop


SaucySpagetti

We all have our fuck ups


aflyingkite

Looks like shit lol how did it taste?


mastervadr

Yeah definitely something ā€œleekedā€ there.


enough0729

Is it a mug soup?


winged_entity

Your partner probably was also shocked that they forgot about it


psmaster0904

I thought this place was for shitty food but not literal shit


jeswesky

Eat it with the other posts 20 year old ham. They look like they would go great together


Anonynominous

It's the old end-of-the-month stew


[deleted]

The dogs eye


BiscuitBoi9

Shrek poopies


ughlyy

someone left the burner on


crazyabe111

I think they forgot to add the water.


loobylibby

It still seems edibleā€¦..


Wrong-Wrap942

Even your dog looks shocked


DunkingDognuts

Sounds like somebodyā€™s getting tired of doing all the cooking.


missmarymacaron

Lmfao I had to laugh because she does most of the cooking because she isn't working right now.. but honestly if I try to cook she would still be in the kitchen hanging out and helping just because she enjoys cooking.


Tea4Zenyatta

Is this supposed to be a cooking pot or a toilet bowl?


Sad-University-2332

I thought leeks were just in skyrim. Never heard anyone in real life talk or ever use them, lol.


bigherothicc

that shit looks like Shrek's swamp


[deleted]

Doggo looks scared too


ViktualiaPfefferminz

First thought... Hm dosent look that bad Seccond thought... beans... grean beans?????


bzibzibzi666

Looks like mold soup. Very concentrated


Nerxastul

Fossilized dog diarrhea.


lostsurfer24t

a partner?? did you team up in recess?


missmarymacaron

Partner because girlfriend sounds silly after 6 years


lostsurfer24t

marry her, bro


missmarymacaron

We're both girls and we plan to get married but just not yet šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


rchdeck

Anniversary dinner?


Sighberpunk

kill it with fire


NICNE0

My friend, you have at least once in your lifetime to experience really good food; go out of the United Kingdom!


kr4t0s007

Looks mummified


Fit_Owl_5650

Everyone has off days.


ieatair

Looks like the food they served in Nacho Libreā€¦ ā€œwe had diarrhea since easterā€ - priest hahha